My Proof that I Own Bret McKenzie

[VivaLaMente]

I'll buy him from you for $20 and my left kidney.

....

loljk,I'm too broke for that.

[leanordjenkis]

Well, that was nice and all but I have to tell you...I work in the office with Murray and he was LIVID that Jemaine promised you Bret. It's kind of sad too..Now he can't do roll call or at least, it's very awkward now.

Please return him promptly. in return, I have been instructed to tell you that Murray is willing to give you a pencil and a ... well, just a pencil.

[DonTrustZepHaters]

AWESOME, dude your so lucky :P FotC gave you brett hehe

[sassbidefan89]

thats reallly cute!

[Annahlizjay]

Why did you stop recording?? lol (:

Lucky!

[nathachlo2]

lucky you, did you have your free t-shirt ?

[pennydesouza]

haha awesome! You're so lucky!

[graaar]

May I borrow your Bret?

[keflar5]

motzart done by the modern ones, is anyone else fallen into worshipping these guys

[sobegurl18]

That is sooo awesome!

[kalamaloo]

lol fair play what a birthday!

[HarryPotterPerson]

omg!!!!!!! XD I would have died!!!!!!!!

[dahuterschuter]

I want a Bret!

[charlo21893]

i would have a heartattack.

[Schokoreich]

I like how they say "birthday."

<3

Did you see them after the show?

[lemongirlohyeah]

wow !! lucky you XD

but... if I had Bret I would need Jemiane as well... I need both to survive !

actually, ignore that, if I had both I would have a heart attack and die !! XD

[bramb600]

That's so cool.

[livvyliv2010]

awesome gift from jemaine xD

i wish i was you lol

[ravenhpltc24]

Wow best gift ever. Seriously, I'm in shock! They were talking directly to you! You lucky beast!

[binrockin]

i want jermaine for my birthday

[mischifKES]

lol she kinda sounds like mel. it's mel in disguise. scary stalker person, no jk.

gotta love a kiwi :)

[ByandFar]

i'm so jealous i wanna punch you *jealous* best b-day gift EVER!

[maidmcostumer]

Best birthday present EVER

[ohmercy124]

Wow. Congrats on getting their attention and all, but I gotta say....the title of the video is a tiny bit lame.

[myheadissore]

did you get the t shirt?

[ecrocksmysocks]

and as a present i'm going to give you bret

hahaha

[providief]

that's brilliant. did you actually get the t-shirt?

[LouRock75]

Come on Bret isn't an object, he's a human being !...ok I'm kiddking, OMG how lucky are you ! I wish I had Bret for my birthday...

[KelseyMackid]

aww well isnt that pleasant :)

[stop08it]

what does he say after "what do you mean thank you"

[hannipawz88]

"You kind of forced it out of us."

[1LeaMen1]

No!!!

Bret!!!

Be mine!!!! ;-(

[Yablonya28]

Amazing presents!!

[cosmicflavah]

aw, no fair.. i wanted him for my bday. ;pp

[northernorchid]

can i by a share in him PLEASE?!

[BushCraft87]

:D haha thats really awesome

(Gotta be hard having to top that present next year :P)

[pandajenbway]

Lucky! Oh man, what an incredible present!

[narfygirl]

ahh i envy you!!

[mbasaglia]

This is soo awesome!

[Skablam0793]

lucky!

[JuJuHound]

I love how even when jemaines just talking to you casually, he still packs the punchline like its from a script.

[PartTimeModelWaitres]

I'd rather own Jemaine.

[Deadlydanish]

I'd rather own Jemaine too and I'd pay good money for him but Bret's a bargain so I'd take him.

[artofvoice]

YUM!

[kutebutevil]

hahahhaa! WOW AWESOME! i love brett.. ur lucky, GOSH! haha! did you get jemaines tshirt in the end??!!! or a tshirt??! hehe yay for you.. i wish i could have brett

[SuzyMisS]

sooo lucky...

[faridsim]

What? Jemaine already gave Bret to me like five years ago! :O :P You should definitely see them again when it's your next birthday and collect the "rest" of the band ;)

[bluebonet825]

So cool that you even got it on tape!

Hey, my birthday is in June - could you have Bret give Jemaine to me for my birthday?

[bellezeki]

amazing. I'm ultimately jealous.

[NumberOneLennonFan]

dude, okay. Thats pretty flippin cool. awesome..

[chopchopjojo]

Omg i totally envy you. Lol it would be the best present i ever EVER (underline) got. XX

[funkshiat]

Hahaha, I was there.  I was actually on the other side of the row. My buddies and I were laughing like crazy when Jermaine gave you Brett

[sarahthegreatvegan]

so flippin lucky!! omg omg!!

[surelyflowers]

Can I borrow him sometimes, for like parties and whatnot?

[evangeline777]

Wow! You're a lucky girl! best gift ever :)

[Karmoon7]

Great fun :D

[hannipawz88]

ohh yeah, it was great! =)

[boydfriend]

Those guys are so great. I bet that was a wonderful birthday for you. :)

[webfryes]

you own him? I don't get it

[KappaToman]

it was here birthday nimrod. jermaine said he was giving her bret as a present

[Shayakylie]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[MoominHannah]

Holden4Banky, I think he said "he's a very *popular* member of the band..." (didn't he?)

I'd love to see these two live. In the flesh...

[hannipawz88]

yes that's what he said.

[Holden4Banky]

sorry, what did he say? "he's the (BLANK) member of the band." I MUST KNOW! :)

[KatoKnox]

He says "he's a very popular member of the band"

[hannipawz88]

lol sure you may borrow him.

[InMyPod]

XD I HATE YOU!

you like to share right?!?!

but that was totally awesome. I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want to see those two LIVE. like in the flesh. and touch them. alot.

[bizzyc]

*jealous*

[hannipawz88]

yeah it was, but once it started moving you could get right in. I hope you waited!!! :)

[minichcloset]

the line for that tent was so ridiculous.

[hannipawz88]

haha, I'll let you guys have him for a few hours on your birthdays :)

[vanandreo]

Nearly blind with jealousy, here.

I always wanted a Bret.

[AuntieSocial76]

can I borrow him? :p

[kiieerraann]

jemaines pretty quick with his banter.. he should be a comedian...

[Hagridsheep]

Well, they both are.

[warmfuzzy]

Awesome, I'll have to try that next time I go to a show near my birthday, lol. Congrats! :)

[Singingpassion25]

Yay! Jemaine gave you Bret!

[phishman93]

wow

[1harlequinmannequin]

*jelous*

[Zinodin]

Congratz!

[drbeserka]

lmao!

[squeak616]

holy cow

that is my birthday tooo

he is cool

lucky

[Quantum148]

Hi Hanni.

Im a kiwi guy and to be honest I am so surprised that American girls dig the Conchords so much. its great.. kk. they are like paving the way ...

Also dont listen to the horrible responses, they are cool guys, and to be honest regular guys. Its not even an issue for them they use improv so much it worked in their favor too. ;)

thanks for the post

[jalojalka]

Well I'm not American, but I LOVE Kiwi guys, the best guys in the world!! The best humour, the best looks and the best accent. That's just the way it is :).

[kiieerraann]

where are you from.. if its close enough il come and look good while telling jokes with my sexy accent

[deba94]

your so stupid

he's not even singing in your direction

idiot

[dude392]

i wish i had bret!

[DramaBaby1234]

wow your so lucky to be so near Bret and Jemaine and to have a conversation with them

[cinderellery]

you've given me hope...lucky girl.

and this works out lovely, since i've been coveting jemaine. :)

[AdamN06]

haha its at bonnaroo, not a private party

[TamirahJ]

Wow, lucky you!  That's awesome! Happy birthday indeed :)

[kkuro]

how much did that cost to hav them play at your party?

[hannipawz88]

lmao, nice

[SpindriftPages]

Haha, awwe, that's so cute.

[frontierkid]

How much fun is that! Lucky you! :)

[lucyisabanana]

haha I was at this show - that's so cool!

[sparkish808]

Good thing Jemaine has a tape recording of Bret in case you decide to actually take him with you.

[neenerishere]

Ahahahaha...such a good point. I believe she was the " most luckiest girl in the room" that night.

[Corgicutie13]

LMAO! That's amazing, i wish i had Bret...or jemaine...I'm not actually going to be too picky right now, i love them both. Seriously, i'm jealous. But, great for you for getting Bret:)

[9l9khs]

haha. that's awesome!

[guster56]

i want a bret!

[pearshaped68]

JEALOUS...

you lucky girl. Happy Birthday.

[LuvLifeandClay]

Happy Birthday whenever it was! They should make more Brets cuz I want one too!

[hannipawz88]

thanks

[hannipawz88]

yeah I have more footage I'll be uploading soon, and just fyi to everyone out there who wants to leave a nasty comment, I upload this stuff for your entertainment, I could just keep it for myself but I don't. So keep your fucking ignorant and envious opinions to yourself or I'll just stop uploading this or disable comment posting. kthnx.

Thanks to everyone who wasn't an asshole on here.

[jazzastud]

Haha funny bastards

[Blee527]

haha

jermaine is hilarious

especially with the bit "you forced it out of us"

[blueapocalypse7]

yeah that was pretty stupid you had to hold up a sign till they felt bad for you

[MrGreenGenes]

Hahahaha wicked...Do you have more footage from their show?

[Beatlechick23]

Wow. You are a very lucky girl.

[hannipawz88]

I know, and I'm very grateful too. Thanks. :]

[tetraray]

LOL I remember that! That wasa good show