Gabe's watching Extended (looped) HD.

[jaman5001]

A fat joke a day keeps episode three away.

[Aurasword90]

This video was worth the weight



[MasterOfPeace56]

This is how I walked back home when I lost virginity.

[Senicks]

It's funny because Gabe Newell is fat and ugly while we're skinny and sexy.

[vchora1]

FAKE!!! Gabe cant move like that for 2 seconds.....

[Jackblackblood]

dude megaupload is death give a real download link !

[legoclonetrooper1234]

gabe is now busy trying to loose weight so epsiode 3 development is put on hold agen so it will resume in about hmmm let me do the math here.............3569110847 years 3 months 21 days 23 hours 17 minutes and 55 seconds

[SlaughterTheFrail]

@legoclonetrooper1234 A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away.

[legoclonetrooper1234]

@SlaughterTheFrail lol there arent that many fat jokes of him are there?

[SlaughterTheFrail]

@legoclonetrooper1234 You'd be surprised lol.....But he should hurry his fat ass up >.>

[legoclonetrooper1234]

@SlaughterTheFrail acyualy im getting kinda tired of waiting for ep 3 i mean at first the whole huge ass delay for it was kinda funny but now its just fucking annoying i want to find out what haopens to gordon and when does he finaly fuck alyx :3 lolololololo k last part was lk but still

[P3droVonDeathus]

IF you pay CLOSE attention you see the troll face....

[Bram25]

This vid is fake. He should have lost a fuckload of carbs by now. I'm playing this video 24 hours a day and he is as fat as when I started watching!

[lumberj23]

Gabe makes walking look like extreme sport.

[paulieo123]

Looks Like Episode 3 Will Be Delayed Again

[mrfail04]

A Gaben joke a day keeps episode 3 away...

[agent3798]

WOW!!!!!! he can dance almost as good as MC Hammer.

[xxKillerMillerxx1]

Dancing>Working on Episode 3

[legoclonetrooper1234]

thumbs up if u think this song could kick biebers gay ass music in the fucking anus

[tjl1297]

@legoclonetrooper1234 OMG A PERSON NOT LIKING BEIBER ON TEH INTERNET

BLASPHEMY

but seriously, no one really cares.

[legoclonetrooper1234]

@tjl1297 yeah well whadya gonaa do

[CatWearingglasses]

Gabe watches 29 people in the WRONG way

[tinmaptd]

now i get why episode 3 haven't come out yet

he is busy watching you

[TakuThePyromancer]

y u no loop.

[Meninx87]

Is that wrong i actually like this?

[legoclonetrooper1234]

Meanwhile at Valve

random worker dude:Sir Sir i have just recieved word that epsiode 3 is done

Gabe: fuck that did u c dis wideo of mii

worker dude: but sir......

gabe: shhh im watching

worker dude: (facepalm) *goes to kill himself*

[alexpower15]

i watch... the .... entire thing .....

[BlocklandAzelf]

Best hour of my life

[KlavierKummer]

@TetsuoYagami LOL i dont believe my LUCK. not ..i dont believe my look...

[HyperGolem]

He should lose a lot of weight during this video

[GelbeSeitenxx]

i love it

[LPnew1]

Mean while at VALVe .....

Gabe : do you want episode 3 or crashes for tf2

you : episode 3 . please

gabe : Tuubad!

[bannanahammer1]

meanwhile, at VALVe

[SolidSnake3131]

I love how Half Life fans are very similar in nature; even in the humor department. Thank goodness for Gmod too! Haha.

[BenioxoXox]

now episode 3 gonna be delayed by another extra 10 years...

[TheDIEntertainment]

@BenioxoXox ... After the release of Portal 3.

[BenioxoXox]

@TheDIEntertainment I thought after Team Fortress 4 :S

[iRandyz]

@BenioxoXox xD



[MrVelcro56]

hmm i think one of the verses may have been different than the others... ah not possible

[CameraStudios550]

I open my videos to see all my videos on sale. i can't believe my luck. program.exe FAILED!!! all i want is to get all of the views. it's like a program that knows me. so tell me whose to blame? i always feel like youtube is watching me. please tell me its just on youtube. oh oh oh. i always feel like youtube is watching my videos. tell me its just on youtube. oh oh oh

[MrZoider]

i always feel like gaben's hacking me!

[R4TH4CK3R]

Thumbs up if you watched the whole video...

[TheTurdsaregood]

dito.

[acau77]

25 people did not feel like Gabe Newell was watching them.

[xTrekkx]

They are seriously trlling me! I finaly manage to find the monies to buy NFS HP whilst it was on offer for £10. they ended the offer before scheduled (10pm pacific). FUUUUUUUUU

[bobbybob1471]

Me: *typing youtube comment*

Thanks alot, now Gabe has to find a new way to troll us to make up for this vid.

Meanwhile, at Valve HQ,

Gabe: Those little bastards... Men, set plan "Free The People" into action...

Me: *a week later* Ah, time to check theTF2 news.

"TF2 is now F2P!"

Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO

[MrBoxen]

@bobbybob1471 I don't get it, it's a reason we will in a free country an a game made in the USA, God you people just love spending money to make Gabe feel fat :3

[MrStig691]

@MrBoxen Uh, no.

[INTYfromDQ]

Oh god

We're never getting Episode 3 NOW 

[KevinFlynn43]

Habe is not that athletic.

[Jackpot807]

I love how you put the word extended on the title. Wait, that wasn't the joke, was it?

[KingLizard107]

0_0 after watching this and listening to this i'll wonder if Gabe is watching this 0_0

[justinx153]

gabe newell watchin me....

[Denneo]

ＥＮＪＯＹ　ＴＨＥ　ＭＵＳＩＣ

[ELITESmygarn]

everytime everybody says bad things about GABE he delay Half Life ep3 with 1 year so just STOOOOP

[arthaskiller]

If he had walked this much in real life he wouldn't be so fat.

[MrWafflemanguy]

G.A.B.E.N..I.S..W.A.T.C.H.I.N.­G

[ThePrintables]

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

[iMakeClipsz]

SUPPA AWESOME GAMES GO GABE GO GABE UUHHOOHUUH

[CameraStudios550]

chuck norris watches this 50 times in 1 day

[peelyjr92]

LMFAO.



[dennyaaa]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) NEED MOAR! 

[Bearmonkey12345]

if you type repeater between youtube and .com while watching this vid you will get infine pussy

[lucasnx17]

stop making fat jokes about him not that he will delay ep 3 but he is probably out of ideas at valve and his house :(.

[royky2]

it doesn't work without Gabe's dance

[Wiiinception2]

GABE NEWELL IS ALWAYS WATCHING!! But that can be a great thing!! His influence can help in the war!! For more details contact wiiwaggler on twitter!!

[ElectricWaddle]

@Wiiinception2 I... What is this I don't even

[woodcow100]

gabeN:hey guess what i've done

me: let me guess........you delayed half life 2 ep3

gabeN:........how did you....

[Inufan20]

Im the 666th comment! The number of the beast!

[BogdanS1231]

@Inufan20 I broke y'all! hahaha

[halkeRjke]

I need it song on ipod :DD

[GalaFan2000]

Gabe not running

[KillarFjortis]

Gabens got swag

[thedkboyz]

i open steam to see all of the games sale i cant believe my luck payment transaction fail all i want is to download all theese super awesome games its like the program know's so tell me who's to blame? i always feel like gabe newells watching mee tell me is it just on steam? wo-ho ho i always feel like gabe newells watching mee tell me is it just on steam? wo-ho ho

[Shadowjmfr]

how can a dude who can't count past 2 invent such a good game sell platform????

[bleachfan990]

Over so soon?

[Transformice9]

I opened steam to see

portal is finised

i started to play, then i got a bsod

That fits right?

No?

[sloshedtrain]

@Transformice9 no its

"I open steam to see all the games on sell. I couldn't believe luck, maybe the transaction failed."

[Transformice9]

@sloshedtrain UUUUGgggggggghhhhhh Its just a mixup lyric, douchebag

[paulerate]

@sloshedtrain Payment transaction.

[Raphregade]

@sloshedtrain are you retarded? its actually -ahem- "I open Steam to see, all of the games on sale, i can't believe my luck, payment transaction failed, all i want is to download all of these super awesome games, its like the program knows that, so tell me whos to blame. I always feel like, Gabe Newells watching meeeeee tell me is it just on Steam Whoah o a."

[sloshedtrain]

@Raphregade oh wow I miss one word of the lyrics and a bunch of fucktards come and say "you retarted" get a life fag.

[Raphregade]

@sloshedtrain actually you kinda tried to prove somone write by retyping the lyrics, but got them all mixed up and i thought it was sooo retarded that you got them wrong that bad

[ThunderGunGaming]

id rather gabe watching me right now than this gieco stack of money with eyes

[Radeon5970]

This is a fifteen minute video, and I've played it at least a dozen times. Over three hours of Gaben watching me, and that's just from THIS video. D:

[MegaStarIncorporated]

HATERS GONNA HATE

[Junedude433]

I watched it all. I REGRET NOTHING!!!

[GamerReveiw]

Payment transaction failed. Happened to me on Xbox and got a year for free and like 1600 microsoft points.

[itachisan02]

i listened to the entire thing XD

[schooled4ever]

you have uncrated:

a poor and irish gaben

(me)FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U**

[kebabmanenn]

i whant this as spray on tf2

[LeahLuciB]

When I was a kid, people could sing this song WITHOUT all this fancy autotune. Kids these days. *Shakes walking cane*

[iwantausernamenow333]

why do people hate gabe? what did he do?

[itachisan02]

@iwantausernamenow333 people dont hate him. he is the creator of steam and valve, people like to make fun of him being fat, but everyone loves him :3

[DevonBennett8]

Thumbs up if you watched to the end. <3

[JBOY2043]

WTF.......XD....LOL thats pretty funny

[Spypie100]

well i happy he not watching me i will up on my wall with him in hear >.<

:D bad spelling ftw

[CameraStudios550]

Chuck norris watches this 50 times in 1 day

[SpyderSul]

It shouldn't be hard to spot Gabe Newell watching you, considering if he was anywhere near you, you'd be pressed into the wall.

[IHateHelicopters101]

Thank God this video is here since the original doesn't loop anymore. Damn you Youtube.

[aelita12345678910]

gabenesia: the dark episode 3

[chasebryson]

something to mic spam on css today

[Falloutboy1249]

I've been watching this for two hours straight. I've got paranoia now about gabe newell.

[TheAn01nGMan2]

Now rewind the song and start again, do it for america

[ThePinkMamaLuigi]

I ALWAYS PHEEL LEIK, GABE NEWELLS WATCHIN ME :D TELL ME IS ET JUST ON STEEM, OH WOAH.

[heresjohnny1231]

I love Steam! I just hate the pipes... :/

[jcaroppoli]

Lyrics: I opened Steam to see, all of the games on sale.

I can't believe my luck, Payment transaction fail.

All I want to do is to do is download all these super awsome games.

It's like the program knows that.

So tell me whos to blame?

I always feel like, Gabe Newell's watching me. Tell me is it just on steam. Whoa-oh-ah (x2)

[plzwork100]

Press 5 reoedily for biches

[kevin138379]

*i try to log into my steam account and* loggin to steam failed! D: i feel like

gabe newell deleted my steam account D;

[SWEskebre]

15 minutes is not enough make it to 10 hours xD

[gyronachoman]

All 15 minutes, bitch. Twice.

[Zipeyful]

i Listen to this every day.

[MegaMan6947]

I hate steam.....  Pipes.

[RobinOlsen2011]

20 people work at VALVe

[TheAustinBower]

Getting close to 100k views.

[aelita12345678910]

Do The Episode 3 roll

[hammerdown88555]

I hate steam as well, well not really. but say what you want about gabe, but hes the head of the largest PC gaming network

[TheIVGamer]

ah crap, I accidentally watched the whole thing

[JuniorJoost]

@MrMeeph I understand humor :D I only wanted to learn you something (A).

[TheJackassManiacs]

Watched all 15 mins, LIKE A BAWS

[JuniorJoost]

@MrMeeph A lightyear is not a time unit, IT'S A DISTANCE!! >:|

[MrMeeph]

@JuniorJoost Wow people on youtube can't understand humor. Thatsthejoke.jpg

[MrMeeph]

Ep3 Delayed for five...

Lightyears.

[TheJackassManiacs]

@MrMeeph A lightyear is a unit of length, not time -.-

[jedihunter176]

@MrMeeph Lightyears are not a unit of time. Use parsecs.

[MrMeeph]

@jedihunter176 Holy fucking shit you people don't get the fucking joke.

[jedihunter176]

@MrMeeph Give yourself a bit to process...I was playing along with you.

[joshjosh156]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUU-

[SuperFastSound]

i hate the new TF2 update !

FREE 2 PLAY ? F*CK IT!

[Zeno111195]

@SuperFastSound U mad?

[NOHHissue]

@Zeno111195 He mad.

[Nintendorulez]

@SuperFastSound Mad bro

[YouReplyYouLose]

@SuperFastSound Umm, no? I'm Gabe newell.

[fooboo13]

I can predict from how much videos there are on gabe newell how much episode 3 will be delayed... About 50 years....

[fantknight]

@fooboo13 yup pally ur right :|

[fantknight]

@fooboo13 yup pally ur right :|. and sorry for tht but tall of those vids suck cuz they make fun of him. i mean wat did he do? :(. poor gabe.

[Jbob98onroblox]

Gabe in movie: haters gonna hate

[ultimateanimefighter]

@Jbob98onroblox Gaben gonna troll.

[patriotails]

gentlemen? what we have here is a "gaberoll"

[mateen95]

WHY DID U DELAY IT!!?!!??! D:

[Kruzeider]

Thumbs up if you listened it 15 minutes, and you pressed the replay button

[KillerHelix]

Every time you use the word Gaben in a sentence, Episode 3 is delayed by 3 months.

[mankyman6]

@KillerHelix

Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben Gaben

[mankyman6]

@mankyman6

Delayed by 20.25 years BIZNITCHEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[DimitriLionheart]

I feel....at home playing terraria while listening to this ._.

[icycool777]

Why did I watch the entire thing...

Dammit Gabe.

[jostimaster]

I give this video a big pile of Mr. Saturns!

[AdamWeith]

ＧＡＢＥＮ

[EBLSGamingBackUp]

Awesome.

[TheRealBatabii]

loop =/= extended, gif =/= video.

Lame. 0 effort. Etc.

[TheEvilCouncill]

@TheRealBatabii point?

[sora1233333]

@TheRealBatabii Hummm..... Put repeat before .com for a loop... >.>

[TheRealBatabii]

@sora1233333 which is why this video is useless.

[awsomesauce97]

now all we need is for somone to mic spam this on tf2

[Twistedmindcontrol]

@awsomesauce97 i shall. It will be exciting.

[Wickedturd]

Umm, what's the original song called?

[Stormtrooper0ll]

@Wickedturd Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me

[Wickedturd]

@Stormtrooper0ll Okay, thanks. :)

[Inufan20]

@Stormtrooper0ll Are these the real lyrics? Probaby not, right? XD

[TheFortuneCat]

Can you buy X-box games through steam on the X-box live? I'm trying to decide between upgrading my computer so I can play the games on it, and buying an X-box. and I mean UPGRADE.

[GameReviewer1987]

@TheFortuneCat

It's not like they did with Portal 2 on the PS3 yet, but they hope to get it done.

[Draknfyre]

@TheFortuneCat

No. Microsoft doesn't like the idea of a separate network on their own network, hence why they won't support Steam on the XBox.

Steam is NOT for downloading console games. It's currently only used on the PS3 for a player ID, and matchmaking.

[TheFortuneCat]

@Draknfyre Thanks.

[darktrainer95]

To release Episode 3 earlier press F13

(Watch this vid if you looked)

/watch?v=N3Oj9cxxb7o

[SlightlyFizzled]

@darktrainer95 You do realize there are computers with an F13 button.

[Ziggylata]

@SlightlyFizzled I pressed mine :3