Anthony Bourdain - No Reservations - Namibia 3:3

[yeahrightkashi]

a dung beettle!

[yeahrightkashi]

powerful antibiotics cracks me up

[yeahrightkashi]

powerful antibiotics cracks me up

[BOOLsheet]

lmao @ the tour guide telling him "don't be shy...."

[howtoplanaparty]

Beetles are kosher.

[howtoplanaparty]

The German/Hunnish guy should be givin, to them, more supervision about the cleanliness of their culinary ways.

[howtoplanaparty]

They have really pretty headbands. Such artists! Made they them themselves?

[howtoplanaparty]

Anthony learns the meanin of Johnny Rebel's song, "coon town" (available on youtube).

[howtoplanaparty]

What a sadist! "Don't be shy, take whatever you want." Ha!

[howtoplanaparty]

That "German" looks so Chinese, rather than Teutonic (Nordic). I have seen it again and again. It just shows to go you how mixed some Europids are. I was at a German party once, and I actually thought one of the guests was Chinese, until he spoke, & it turned out he was "German" but not really -- in truth you would say "German-speakin" but a mixed strain, Just as Sicilians aren't really Italian, but "Italian-speakin".

[runisunke]

no feathre on arrows?

[kumquatsta]

@runisunke different hunting style, short range so no need for feathers. they stalk prey very close

[runisunke]

@kumquatsta

Thats like saying spear hunting, no need for bullets.

feather would hep them attack at longer range without having to get close.

But black technology only goes so far.

[runisunke]

AFricans

[kromeboy1884]

he def earned his paycheque with this episode, that's for sure!!

[calpitoc]

Andrew Zimmern's vagina would quiver in fear at this food. As put off as most people are at watching this segment, this is one of the must sees as it shows the extreme diversity in culture and food.

[Nolabelbaby39]

wait a minute did i just see that hog eyes blink O-O wtf!!!! ugh!!! man

[Saura74]

Man do eat that anus Anthony must have had to cal on the curage of Hercules.

[Anzeeh]

@Saura74

Fun facts: He still considers it one of the worst things he's ever eaten, and it's also one of the only things that actually hospitalized him.

[Saura74]

@Anzeeh

He was lucky that Namibia is one of the most well develop countries in Africa with good hospitals otherwise the end cound have turn out bad. He did get sick to on the episode there he was in Liberia but there he recoverd in a day or two .

[yeahrightkashi]

@Anzeeh i watched his interview with david letterman yup he got sick there

[melo182]

oh thats good .... good stuff... LOL

[Dezenaambestaatal]

Even Anthony Bourdain didn't say it was GOOD so that means ****ing horrible!

[AsianBoy13579]

LoL Anthony's expression at 4:28 and him saying he knows at that moment that he's doomed to eat it had me laughing. LoL

[DragoLosAngeles]

Bourdain is an idiot as they are....

[sega101]

wow boobs and not been flagged

[redsandgreens]

@wutez @Zidana123 you two have been posting back and forth for 13 pages...so just let me settle this, your both losers of the highest order, you're probably both very lonely/angry people...and now i feel like a loser for even writing this...but it needed to be said

[ruebuscm]

@redsandgreens Nice.

[nomansland21]

producers saying fuck u tony

[Shroomzz]

See this is why i Love anthony he is not only deep and fucking straight up...and haliarious he also is a true gentleman even in the face of such harsh conditions he still shows such manners

[StopFlaggingVideos]

its funny how you cant show tits on tv

but if its tribal tits, its okay. because its like "oh, those poor tribal animals who dont know any better"

[squidgods]

the german guy is morphing into a bush man, check his face out. apparently africa morphs people into looking like this. that is why scientists say africa is the cradle of civilization and all races looked the same(bush man) at one point in our evolutionary processes .

[SuperJude]

@squidgods Actually, nobody said everybody looked the same as bushmen, that's your version of events. Please google "haplogroup" and "haplotype"

[squidgods]

and it was the black tribes that forced the bush people into the desert, probably the bloods or the crips

[squidgods]

NAMIBIA IS AWESOME!

[Snezhinka9]

the bug is like 'giant hand picked me up and pulled my legs out wtf'

[queenzlink247]

Seriously wtf is wrong with these people. Not only did it take extremely long, but half of the char was cooked into the egg. I can't find a reason why they would do this rather than use a fire..

[catsmew]

This is true sustainable living, people, and how most of humanity ate and lived for thousands of years. The sad thing is that these Kalahari people were forced off fertile land to live in this cruel desert by the "civilized" white people.

[Amithrius]

This is the difference between Mr Bourdain and that bizarre foods jackass. At least Tony is respectful. His is the way of a traveler and not someone trying to make a freak show out of someones culture. Please Tony, come to Trinidad

[ariels36]

Hershey Highway al dente?!!!???!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAA

[bryanvsmith]

Mr. Bourdain I respect the fact that you are very courteous and respectful to all these cultures you meet and especially your table manners when presented with unsavoiry food...you do not deny an offer that these people work hard to make for you and you restrain yourself from spitting out the food or make grossed out facial expression like Andrew Zimmern...basically insult the host, you never do that.

[freezefire695]

I admire Bourdain for being so grateful even if he thought the stuff was nasty

[ydimkthis]

I don't know why they cook their eggs like that, but basically it's not about taste, it's about sustenance. They probably have like 5 or so main, staple foods that they eat every day. Oh man we're spoiled.

[erikaskis]

Why the heck wouldn't they cook the ostrich egg in the shell?

[missionauto]

@erikaskis because there brains are smaller

[wutez]

@missionauto YET YOU AND THE OTHER CUNT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SURVIVE ONE MINUTE IN THE WILDERNESS LIKE THEM THEY ARE IN-TUNE WITH NATURE IN WAYS YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE WITH YOU MY FRIEND ARE A BITCH WHO LOST THE HUNTER GATHER WAY BY ALLOWING SOCIETY ADVOCATE TO YOU HOW YOU SHOULD BE I SHOP IN GROCERY STORE BUT EVERY ONCE IN WHILE I TEND TO GO OUT TO A FOREST AND HUNT WITH AN ARROW WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER THE WAY OF THE HUNTER GATHER IS THE MOST BADASS WAY YOU AND I ARE WEAK COMPARE TO THEM

[SuperJude]

@wutez yes, but why can't they make a simple stone oven? Did the idea just never occur to them?

[Zidana123]

@wutez "THE WAY OF THE HUNTER GATHER IS THE MOST BADASS WAY YOU AND I ARE WEAK COMPARE TO THEM"

And yet I live in comfort. Water whenever I like, food in my belly every day, warm at night, with a life expectancy of 78 years and a better than 90% survival rate for my children.

These 'BADASS'es, meanwhile, are jammed onto the edge of a hellish desert, with a life expectancy half of mine, and a 20% survival rate for their children.

Do you think these people would live like that, given a CHOICE?

[Zidana123]

@wutez Don't romanticize them. That is the most insulting thing you could do. People like you can't possibly begin to comprehend how tough and dangerous their lives are. They don't live the way they do because it gives them some perverse sense of badassery or being in tune with nature. They live the way they do because they ARE FORCED TO.

People like you are idiots. You think 'hunting' makes you better somehow but you live the same as me, with over 90% of your calories from the supermarket.

[Zidana123]

@wutez Actually I don't drink coffee.

And no, the Government of Namibia HASN'T said that to the Bushmen. The Bushmen are already currently living on a reservation provided to them by the government there. Aside from that the government is providing no assistance to them. Now, if you'd bother to actually learn anything about these people that you idolize and cherish so much, you'd know that.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 YOU ARE MORON TELLING ME YOUR LIFE I DONT CARE IF THEY WANT TO LEAVE THEY CAN BUT CHOOSE NOT 2 WOW YOU REALLY ARE A FAT OVERWEIGHT EGOTISTICAL CUNT GET A LIFE WELL THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE MY ASS YOU DONT DRINK COFFEE AND EAT SWEETS YOU ARE WATCHING A FUCKING SHOW ON FOOD AHAHAHAH WOW TRULY A MORON WHO THINKS HE HAS NO VICES AHAHHAAH SAD

[Zidana123]

@wutez This is a show on food? And here I thought it was a show about how people lived all across the world. Isn't that the point of the show? To expose the audience to diverse cultures? Isn't that why Tony's talking about things like history and social structures?

How I pity you if the only thing you can see when you look at No Reservations is a 'SHOW ON FOOD'.

And here's a question. If you think this is a 'FUCKING SHOW ON FOOD', why are YOU watching it?

[wutez]

@Zidana123 @Zidana123 PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE FUCKING CUNTS THINKING STARBUCKS AND THEIR FUCKING LATTES IS THE WAY 2 GO YOU THINK THE GOVERNMENT OF NAMIBIA HASN'T COME IN CONTACT WITH THESE TRIBES MEN AND WOMEN AND SAID WE CAN PUT YOU IN CAMPS WOW YOUR FUCKING DELUSIONAL WESTERNER IN A INDUCED COMA FROM ALL THE SUGAR YOU CONSUME THEY CHOOSE TO STICK IT OUT AND LIVE THE WAY THEIR ANCESTORS DID SO PLEASE DONT TRY TO GIVE ME A LESSON HERE * YOU KNOW NOTHING * THEY CHOOSE TO STICK IT OUT *

[Zidana123]

@wutez Oh, and by the way, your caps lock, comma button, and period button seem to be broken on your keyboard.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 AND ALSO NOT EVERYONE NEEDS FACEBOOK TWITTER YOU DIMWIT TIMBIT EATING CUNT OF ALL CUNTS MATERIALISTIC BULLSHIT DOES NOTHING FOR YOU IT JUST GETS YOU BUY SO GO READ ALL YOUR CELEBRITY MAGAZINES AND PLAY YOUR FUCKING VIDEO GAMES AND KEEP THINKING YOUR HAPPY NOTHING WRONG WITH TECHNOLOGY BUT SOME PEOPLE CHOOSE THAT LIFE AND SOME DONT PLAIN AND SIMPLE BUT NEVER JUDGE NEVER THINK YOUR SUPERIOR BECAUSE YOUR NOT YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE GREAT OUTDOORS

[Zidana123]

@wutez Actually, I don't use Facebook or Twitter either. I also don't subscribe to any celebrity magazines.

Keep swinging there, lol. Sooner or later you might stumble on one.

And no, I'm not judging the Bushmen. I'm judging you. I'm not superior to the Bushmen. I'm superior to you. Why? Because you're spoiled and have no understanding of the society that raised and nurtured you.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE BROTHERHOOD OF A TRIBE

[Zidana123]

@wutez And I suppose you know everything about the brotherhood of a tribe? You who posts on youtube in all caps using no punctuation? You're gonna sit there and tell me that you belong to a tribe? Really?

I know nothing about the brotherhood of a tribe. But hey, you know what? Neither do you.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 JUST THE CYBER TRIBE THE CONNECTION OF OMG IM BEEN ADDED TO THIS GROUP ON FACEBOOK I HAVE FULFILLED MY LIFE SO RUN ALONG DUMB ASS AND KEEP ON WORSHIPING CELEBRITIES

[Zidana123]

@wutez Actually, I don't have a Facebook account. I know next to nothing about celebrities either. The funny part is that you're so stupid and ignorant you immediately throw these things out as insults without bothering to think that the person you're talking to might not fall under your stereotypes.

And I can see how your life is fulfilled. It's so fulfilled that you have to scream insults at random strangers using all caps on youtube. Must be a rich and rewarding life indeed.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 AHAHAH ANYONE WHO THINKS THEY KNOW BUT HAS NO IDEA OF WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT I WILL ADDRESS AND YOU STARTED TALKING 2 ME THREW EMAIL GET A LIFE LOSER YOUR A TROLL AND PROBABLY LOOK LIKE ONE 2 FAT BASTARD SITTING IN HIS MOMS BASEMENT GET A LIFE GET A WIFE THAT ISN'T 400 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT LOSER TRUE DEFINITION OF IT

[Zidana123]

@wutez Wrong on all counts again there. And I gotta say, who's more of a troll? The person who's communicating in clear concise language, or the person communicating in all caps with no punctuation and whose every other word is 'cunt'?

I know plenty about you, anyway. It's not about the Bushmen, is it? Not really. It's about how you feel about the society you live in. About how it's overly wasteful and shallow. You're hurt by it, and so you put the Bushmen on a pedestal and idolize them.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 PUNCTUATION ON A FUCKING WEBSITE THAT IS USED FOR ENTERTAINMENT AHAHAH WOW TRULY SAD MAN YOU HAVE NO LIFE YOU MAKE COMMENTS 2 PEOPLE WHO ARENT TALKING 2 YOU AND WHEN THEY RESPOND YOU READ IF THEIR PUNCTUATION IS RIGHT WOW TRULY A SAD PATHETIC HUMAN BEING GO GET SOME SUN GO GET LAID ITS A WEBSITE FOR VIDEOS 2 ENTERTAIN YOURSELF SORRY PROFESSOR MY PAPER ISNT UP TO PARE WITH YOURS * FUCKING LOSER YOU COME OFF AS SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN MOLESTED IF YOU NEED HELP CALL 1800 TROLL

[Zidana123]

@wutez Translation:

"OH NO I'M TOO STUPID TO DEFEND MY IGNORANT VIEWPOINT SO I WILL DESPERATELY MOCK THIS PERSON IN ORDER TO SAVE FACE BY USING INCOHERENT BABBLING!"

[wutez]

@Zidana123 ACTUALLY I DID DEFEND MY VIEW POINT SO WHAT ELSE BUDDY ANYTHING ELSE * TIME FOR YOUR MEDICATION***** I LIKE THE BUSHMEN FUCK OUR SOCIETY * AND WHAT ELSE YOU GOT I HAVE A SAY AND I CHOOSE THE BUSHMEN LIFE WITH SOME EXTRA TECHNOLOGY ITS A GREAT LIFE ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE BORN IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC FISHING NO TAXES NO BULLSHIT GOVERNMENT TELLING YOU WHAT 2 DO AND LIVING A SIMPLE HUMBLE LIFE * AND GUESS WHAT YOU PROBABLY BE THE FIRST 2 BE SENT 2 FEMA CAMPS

[Zidana123]

@wutez You defended your viewpoint? Really? How? By degenerating into gibberish about english professors and medication?

Except, you know the part where the Bushmen don't live in the south pacific and don't fish? No, you're not living the Bushmen life. In order to live the Bushmen life you'd have to live in Namibia, wouldn't you? Last I heard that's not in the south pacific.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 PEDESTAL I THINK NOT I JUST SAID I RESPECT HOW THEY LIVE AND OUR SOCIETY IS FUCKED UP BUT IT HAS ITS PROS YOU CANT READ A PERSON THREW THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING TRANSHUMAM ROBOTIC HUMAN BEING YOU TRULY ARE A PAWN FOR THE MATRIX I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU YOU GO THREW VIDEOS LOOKING FOR A FIGHT TO FULFILL THE GAP IN YOUR LIFE YES YOU ARE PATHETIC AND LOST AND PROBABLY IS SUICIDAL ALSO ON SOME TYPE OF MEDICATION BUT SURFING THE WEB TO START FIGHT WILL NOT HELP YOU GET HELP

[Zidana123]

@wutez Making sci-fi movie references? Really? And here I thought you were connected to the great outdoors. Epic badass hunter man that goes into the forest with arrows. How disappointing.

And no, I don't go through videos looking for a fight. I was watching this excellent video about people and cultures far from myself and being entertained, when I saw the stupidity that was your comment and felt obligated to point out how insulting you were being to the Bushmen with your nonsense.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 YOUR A TWAT AND YOU WILL NEVER GET IT * YOU CAME AT ME WITH SOME STUPID RANT * DONT TAKE YOUR NONSENSE OUT ON SOMEONE WHO TRULY THINKS YOUR SICK IN THE MIND YOU HAVE NO POINT WHAT WAS IT YOU ARE DEFENDING THE BUSHMEN ? OKAY BUT I LIKE THE BUSHMEN SO PLEASE MORON GO TO THE NEXT VIDEO AND BLAH BLAH BLAH YOUR PATHETIC USELESS COMMENTS MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE WILL FIND THEM ENTERTAINING * SO GO DRINK YOUR LATTE FROM STARBUCKS YOUR DAILY ENEMA IS WAITING

[Zidana123]

@wutez Oh, don't get me wrong. My point is not to entertain anyone with these comments. My point is to get you to see how ignorant and deluded you are, and how little you actually know. And maybe inspire you to get out and learn a little about the Bushmen instead of having some silly fantasy of them.

And you know, repeating that one insult about coffee doesn't change reality and somehow turn me into a coffee drinker.

And why would I need an enema? I get plenty of fiber.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 YOU KNOW NOTHING BUDDY AT ALL HAVE YOU BEEN 2 AFRICA I HAVE BEEN 2 NAMIBIA BECAUSE I AM FROM THERE HMMMMMMMMMMM EXPLOSION DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING DID YOU IGNORANT CUM GAZILLION WHORE HAVE YOU EVER TRAVELED AND SEEN DIFFERENT TRIBES THEY USUALLY SAY THEY ARE HAPPY BUT COULD USE A THING A 2 FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD BUT THEY ARE CONTENT SO GET OUT OF YOUR SICK DEMENTED MIND FRAME AND TRAVEL AND LET ME GUESS YOU TRAVEL AND HAVE NO VICES WOW YOU ARE PERFECT BUT YET YOU TALK TO STRANGERS ON

[Zidana123]

@wutez "YOU KNOW NOTHING BUDDY AT ALL HAVE YOU BEEN 2 AFRICA I HAVE BEEN 2 NAMIBIA BECAUSE I AM FROM THERE"

I'm calling bullshit on that one. Who do you think you're fooling? Me? Yourself? You're far too ignorant to be from Namibia... on all accounts. Too spoiled and full of misplaced rage.

Actually, I don't travel much. I've only been to four countries, and I've got plenty of vices. Just none of the ones you've been swinging blindly at.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME EMAILS SAYING FUCK NIGGERS ? I THOUGHT YOU WAS FOR THE BUSHMEN HMMMMMMMMM RACIST WHITE SWINE CUNT MOTHERFUCKER * I FINALLY FOUND YOUR VICE * YOUR A RACIST WOW IM FOR THE BUSHMEN LIARRRRRRRRRRR YOU FUCKING SWINE OF THE MOUTH LIAR FUCK OFF MAN YOUR GUTLESS RACIST

[Zidana123]

@wutez Translation:

"OH NO! I'M DOWN TO MY FINAL CARD! WHICH IS TO MAKE UP LIES ABOUT MY OPPOSITION IN ORDER TO PAINT THEM IN A BAD LIGHT!"

Oh, and by the way, the Bushmen aren't Negros. They're a genetically distinct race of their own.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 SO WHY WOULD YOU CALL THEM NIGGERS ? HMMMMMMMMM YOUR A FUCKING BIGOT

[Zidana123]

@wutez Translation:

"MUST... CONTINUE... TO MAINTAIN... LIES... EGO... SHATTERING... TOO STUPID... TO... THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY!"

[wutez]

@Zidana123 DISTINCT RACE THEY ARE THE FIRST PEOPLE FUCKING DUMB ASS

[Zidana123]

@wutez Let's say they're the first people. How does that make them not a distinct race? Look at the other people in Namibia. They're clearly different in skin tone and facial structure.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 LETS GET BACK 2 YOUR RACIST EMAIL * WHY SO SERIOUS ????????????? WHY SO ANGRY ???? HAHAHAH ARE YOU MAD IGNORANT TROLL

[Zidana123]

@wutez You call me angry and yet you are the one spamming messages in all caps and adding about a dozen question marks to your 'sentences'?

Also, was that a Dark Knight reference? Seriously now?

[wutez]

@Zidana123 YOU ARE FOR THE BUSHMEN YET YOU CALL ME A NIGGER WHITE SWINE AKA THE PRODUCT OF INCEST * SO IM A NIGGER IM FROM AFRICA SO WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOUR BELOVED BUSHMEN YOU ARE FUCKED IN YOUR MIND YOU TRULY NEED HELP CALLING SOMEONE A NIGGER DOESN'T PROVE YOUR POINT

[Zidana123]

@wutez I have no idea what race you are. Neither do I care. Stupidity is a quality which transcends all races.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 YET YOU ARE THE FOREFRONT OF STUPIDITY IN YOUR RACE

[Zidana123]

@wutez And what race am I?

Do you know? Wanna make a guess?

[wutez]

@Zidana123 I CAN GO ALL DAY BUDDY I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE THE CYBER PREMISE FUCKING LOSER

[wutez]

@Zidana123 THE PRESIDENT OF STUPIDITY FOR THE WHITE RACE ANY WORDS TODAY MR PRESIDENT ?

[Zidana123]

@wutez Actually, I'm not white. :)

[wutez]

@Zidana123 ? are you SHARMOOT ARAB CUNT WHORE * ??????????????? AN ARAB A SAND NIGGER CALLING ME A NIGGER HAHAA AND YOUR A FEMALE AHAHAHAHA THATS WHY YOU KEEP RESPONDING BECAUSE I HAVE CALLED YOU THE FORBIDDEN WORD 2 CALL FEMALES A CUNT hahahahhahahahaha

[Zidana123]

@wutez Getting closer now, hey! But still not on the mark. Not an arab, no.

And yes, I am a girl. Good job figuring that out, btw. Only 50% chance to get it right and I'm glad to see you guessed it on the 20th post.

Nice to know you are a sexist too, by the way.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 youtube * WOW WE FOUND YOUR VICE YOU GET YOUR FIX BY TALKING TO RANDOMS ON THE NET AND TALKING SHIT HMMMMMMM WOW YOU ARE A REALLY EXCITING PERSON WOW YOU ARE TRUE ADVENTURER A REAL PIONEER GOING THREW NEW AND FORBIDDEN LANDS * THE CYBER WORLD * FAT FUCKING SLOB GO SUCK ON KNOB AND BE USEFUL

[Zidana123]

@wutez Translation:

"OH NO! I STILL CAN'T DEFEND MY IGNORANT VIEWPOINT SO I'M GONNA LIE AND PRETEND TO BE A NAMIBIAN AND DEGENERATE INTO GIBBERISH INSULTS AGAIN! ALSO I'M GOING TO THROW A VAGUELY SEXUAL INSULT AT YOU BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT SOCIETY TELLS ME IS INSULTING TO EVERYONE!"

[wutez]

@Zidana123 OH GOD * I HAVE NO POINT IN LIFE IM SUICIDAL PLEASE SOMEONE HELP YOUR A FUCKING LOSER NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE HASN'T TRAVELED HASN'T SEEN THE WORLD ARE YOU JEALOUS OF MR BOURDAIN HMMMMMMMM ARE YOU JEALOUS OF ME HMMMMM WHAT IS YOUR VICE * SO ARE YOU HIGH NOW DID YOU GET YOUR FIX YOU USELESS MAN CANT EVEN CALL YOU THAT * HIDING BEHIND A COMPUTER TALKING GARBAGE PATHETIC KILL YOURSELF SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL BE FREE FROM ALL THE RESTRAINTS YOU HAVE PUT ON YOUR MIND

[Zidana123]

@wutez "I HAVE NO POINT IN LIFE IM SUICIDAL PLEASE SOMEONE HELP YOUR A FUCKING LOSER NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE HASN'T TRAVELED HASN'T SEEN THE WORLD"

Oh, there we go. Thank you for finally admitting it. So if you haven't travelled and haven't seen the world, what made you tell that lie about being Namibian earlier?

[wutez]

@Zidana123 RETARD I DONT USE PUNCTUATION I WAS DESCRIBING YOU

[Zidana123]

@wutez Oh, well, it was actually pretty unclear what with the lack of punctuation, transitions, quotations, and generally crappy writing that I naturally thought you were talking about yourself.

I'm sorry that your lack of writing ability caused me to misinterpret your genius attempt at satire!

[wutez]

@Zidana123 translation you = FAT SLOB LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER WIFE LEFT YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR CRYSTAL METH USE ALL THIS STEMS FROM WHEN DAD USE TO SHOVE IS COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SUCK * DONT MAKE ME SHOW PEOPLE YOUR EMAILS YOU ARE SENDING ME * RACIST MOLESTED FUCKED IN THE MIND PIECE OF SHIT

[Zidana123]

@wutez Yea, why don't you do that? Why don't you post your examples of what I supposedly have written? Go ahead, it'll be funny to see you writing clearly and coherently for a change.

Seriously, this is gonna be great. It'll be like seeing a toddler's attempts at reproducing a Van Gogh. Come on! Do it! Do it!

[wutez]

@Zidana123 IM SURPRISE YOU KNOW VAN GOGH * SO DO WHAT THE GREATS DID CUT YOUR EAR 0FF AFTER THAT BOTH ARMS LIKE ALL YOU ARABS LOVE 2 DO

[Zidana123]

@wutez Why would I cut my ear off? Van Gogh did it because he was suffering from a mental illness. I assure you, I'm perfectly sane.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 NO NO NO NOW LETS BE HONESTLY WITH OURSELVES YOU ARE BAT SHIT CRAZY JUST LIKE VAN GOGH

[Zidana123]

@wutez If only I were crazy like Van Gogh. I could draw art to make men weep. But alas, I'm not.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 WHY WOULD MEN WEEP FOR A DEMENTED PERSON LIKE YOURSELF * SO LISTEN HERE TAKE YOUR WOMEN LIBERATION IDEOLOGY SOMEWHERE ELSE I DONT CARE * DID YOU KNOW THAT THE ROCKEFELLER'A FUNDED AND CALLED WOMEN LIBERATION BULLSHIT ?

[Zidana123]

@wutez Thank you for that bit of random trivia. Are we talking about american history now? I thought we were talking about how ignorant you are concerning the Bushmen?

[wutez]

@Zidana123 NO WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE ABOUT LIFE AND EVERYTHING THAT YOUR IGNORANT ABOUT WHICH SEEMS TO BE EVERYTHING

[Zidana123]

@wutez You call me ignorant, and yet I know more about the Bushmen than you. And I don't even idolize them.

Kinda weird, huh?

[wutez]

@Zidana123 YOU NOTHING ABOUT THEM

[Zidana123]

@wutez "YOU NOTHING ABOUT THEM"

...what are you trying to say here? Are you okay? You may be having a stroke.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 HAHAHAHA NO IM JUST EATING FOOD 

[Zidana123]

@wutez Yes, because eating food totally affects the quality of your TYPING.

What is this, some kind of RP? Are you RPing there? Pretending that you're actually saying these things which you're actually writing?

[wutez]

@Zidana123 WOW ARE YOU TRYING TO BE CUTE YOU ARE SAD AND HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY YOU LOST NOW GO BATH IN A POOL OF YOUR MENSTRUAL PERIOD YOU SAD WHORE

[Zidana123]

@wutez Why would I do that? That's very unsanitary. Even the Bushmen that you idolize wouldn't do something like that.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 BUT YET THERE ARE VIDEOS OF YOU ON PORN WEBSITES YOU SENT ME THE LINK OF COURSE OF YOURSELF DRINKING YOUR OWN URINE AND BLOOD HMMMMMM TASTY

[Zidana123]

@wutez Is that the kind of porn you're into? Does that kind stuff of turn you on, you pervert?

[wutez]

@Zidana123 well i know YOUR MOTHER IS INTO IT LIKE I WAS IN HER LAST NIGHT HAHAAHAH THIS IS FUN MAKE FUN OF A FUTURE TRANSGENDER-ED WOMEN BECOMING A MAN

[Zidana123]

@wutez Yes, because your momma insults are totally on the very cutting edge of wit for someone who is claiming to be 28 years old.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 SPEAKING OF IDOLIZING I THINK YOU IDOLIZE ME THANKS YOU MADE MY DAY

[wutez]

@Zidana123 WELL I MIGHT BE A TODDLER BUT AT LEAST HAVE A FUTURE YOU FAT WHORE ARE YOU MAD THAT YOUR DREAMS HAVEN'T COME TRUE

[Zidana123]

@wutez You're a 'TODDLER'? Well, if you are, I'd have to congratulate you on your excellent writing ability then. Don't get me wrong, it's crap for someone claiming to be 28 years old, but it's amazing for a 'TODDLER'.

Unless you don't know what the word 'TODDLER' means?

[wutez]

@Zidana123 thanks fat whore FROM PAKISTAN * WAH WAAAAAAAAAAH MY DREAMS DIDNT COME TRUE NO MAN WANTS TO MARRY MY HAIR MUSLIM ASS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHUT UP YOU DRUNK WAHABI WHORE

[wutez]

YOU ARE 40 YEARS OLD NO ONES GOING TO MARRY YOU I KNOW IT HURTS GET OVER IT SELL YOUR PUSSY ON THE STREETS FOR CHEAP SELL YOUR LAPTOP YOU HAVE NO FUTURE ANOTHER SOUL CONSUMED BY THE MATRIX * A PAWN FOR THE NWO SAD PATHETIC WHORE

[Zidana123]

@wutez There's that Matrix movie reference again... It's kind of funny how you claim to not be materialistic but you're evidently a fan of movies like The Matrix and The Dark Knight.

And I'm not on a laptop. I'm on a PC. Just so you know.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 the matrix word * has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MOVIE WOW YOU ARE TRULY PATHETIC AND STUCK IN THE MATERIALISTIC WORLD A PAWN FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER * YOU A ROBOTIC PRODUCT MADE AND FUNDED BY THE GOVERNMENT USE YOUR THIRD EYE AND WAKE UP SLAVE TO THE SYSTEM * I SHALL FIND YOUR IP ADDRESS PIN POINT WHERE YOU LIVE AND STUDY YOU LIKE A SPECIMEN FOR YOU ARE A ROBOT SLAVE THAT DOSENT SEE WHAT THE WORLD IS * A MASS ENSLAVEMENT

[Zidana123]

@wutez No, but the concept of humans being enslaved by a false electronic world is taken directly from the Matrix movie. Are you going to sit there and attempt to tell me otherwise? That you somehow came up with that concept on your own, and attached the word "Matrix" to it on your own? Really?

And I don't have a third eye. That's Hindus.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 SO YOUR A MUSLIM AHHAAH A FAKE ONE * YOU KNOW NOTHING OF ISLAM * IF YOU DID YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT THE DAJJAL SYSTEM DUMB WHORE

[Zidana123]

@wutez When did I say I was a muslim?

And muslim's not a race, by the way.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 KNOW THAT DUMB WHORE

[wutez]

@Zidana123 YOU PROBABLY DONT EVEN WEAR THE HIJAB

[wutez]

@Zidana123 ANTI CHRIST SYSTEM THE ILLUMINATI SYSTEM THE DAJJAL SYSTEM THE SATANIST STSTEM YOU KNOW NOTHING DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB USED UP WHORE

[wutez]

@Zidana123 I THINK YOU LIVE IN FRANCE ? YOU SEEM LIKE A FRENCH MUSLIM CUNT

[Zidana123]

@wutez Wouldn't it be faster to pin point my ip, or whatever it was that you said you were going to do?

I mean, you're pretty much playing whack a mole blindfolded here.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 or maybe Britain 

[Zidana123]

@wutez You fixed your caps lock!

Hooray!

[wutez]

@Zidana123 YOUR ENTERTAINING AHAHAHHA 

[Zidana123]

@wutez Oh, well, seeing as how you said a few posts ago that my comments weren't entertaining anyone, I'm glad I've managed to change your mind.

[wutez]

WELL WHEN I TRACK YOU DOWN I SHALL STUDY FOR THE FINE SPECIMEN YOU ARE

[Zidana123]

@wutez Oh, excellent. How much will I be paid? Normally these days it's customary to pay your clinical study subjects a bit of money.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 WELL NOOO YOU WONT BE PAID * THIS IS 100% NAZI EXPERIMENTATION

[Zidana123]

@wutez So now you're a nazi on top of being a sexist? Good grief. No wonder you were mocking france and britain a little while ago.

[wutez]

@Zidana123 WOW SO YOU DO READ EVERYTHING I WRITE IM YOUR IDOL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSS

[Zidana123]

@wutez Trust me, reading what you write is no picnic. Half the stuff is completely incomprehensible.

[wutez]

WELL WELL TIME FOR ME TO GO OUTSIDE AND LIVE LIFE SOMETHING YOU SHOULD TRY AND DO LEAVE ME YOUR EMAIL AND NUMBER SO WE CAN DO THAT PORNO TOGETHER * HEY I REALLY WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU SO PLEASE LETS HANGOUT AND BE FRIENDS HAHAHAHAHAAH LOVE YOU MY SHARMOOT WHORE

[Zidana123]

@wutez Translation:

"OH NO I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY SO I'LL STOP POSTING BUT I'LL GET IN ONE FINAL POST IN ORDER TO HAVE THE LAST WORD AND PRETEND I'M SUPERIOR! AND ALSO I'M STILL A SEXIST!"

[ELVIS1975T]

@erikaskis They haven't developed that technology yet :D

[Briankozmo]

@erikaskis it wouldn't really work. the coals aren't really that hot and since ostrich eggs are so huge, they would take hours to cook all the way through, if at all.

[munky8888]

@erikaskis They keep the shells whole and cork them to use them as water bottles latter.

[munky8888]

@erikaskis They keep the shells whole and cork them to use them as water bottles latter. You can see this latter in the show.

[xerxia00]

I give props to Bourdain...I would have been vomiting in the bushes at the sight of it.

[vonkiser]

vat of lye and alcohol, gargle deep, man thats hilarious. No thanks man I would rather felch my ex wife.

[rAkM0m]

they have a fuckin pot! why are they doing this. check 5:08

[Xentradi97]

@rAkM0m Maybe they do this when White man comes with camera. And when they are gone, they go back into the huts and pull out food from refrigerator and microwave it and eat it while watching satellite TV on their Ipod.