Roseanne Death and Stuff Part 2

[Popteart]

the best is when the hand smacked dan's ass

[IZW28]

No one even wore gloves! LOL and Darlene needs a smack!

[Kazeriux]

Hy thats the woman that will play Karen in one of the later episodes:P

[notofthisworld08]

If Dave Coulier gained 60-70 lbs, he'd look like Dan does in this episode with the almost mullet of hair lol.

[krystlerita]

@intoxxxicologist Yep, that's her. Lee Garlington. She was also the second actress to play Rose's daughter Kirsten on The Golden Girls

[tamovaka]

That was a great episode..my favorite ...tooo funny!!!!

[Kitsunefan9]

I know its a comedy but jeez, have some respect for the dead.

[kaejae24]

The cop's pretty cute

[djkissbird]

Darlene is such a little bitch lol

[bossb510]

@djkissbird LOL they shuld have whupped her ass wen she went n2 the kitchen & knocked the guest over lol

[april2026]

The lady Carol also played Darlene's older friend, Karen, on season 3's "Santa Claus".

Darlene: "When 's the body going to start to rot?"

Roseanne: "I think I got got a few good years left."

Darlene: "How's my baklava?"

Officer: "It's very hot. Don't touch it!"

Darlene: "Ow! It's hot!"

Roseanne: "You think just 'cause you got a gun she's going to listen to you?"

Roseanne is hilarious!

[wvmtndude]

Beep-Beep, Beep-Beep

"It's time!" "It's time. It is time!" "Time for what?" "It's time for his medicine!" "It's medicine time"

^^ My favorite bit of the whole season! : D

[micwawaw]

"I tried that technique you told me about..." HAHAHAHA.

[rev3800]

At: 8:24

Dareen: Oh, Lets just put it back on DJ's bed

DJ: Lets put in on Dareen's Bed

Roseanne: Lets see who can yell the loudest,..I CAN!!!..now shut up....lol

[rani1223]

It's so sweet the way Becky said: "William." They used to be such a close loving family! But then Darlene went to college, and Becky got married, something happened. That's why the older episodes are so great! Childern will be rebellious children, and Roseanne will always have her humor, but underneth all that, they really do love eachother. Damn that Sara Chalke!!!!!

[13MrMurphy]

at 7:23 are Becky's pants unzipped?? It sure looks like it...

[votumseparatum1]

@13MrMurphy pervert.

[JuggaletteHC]

WELL DONT LOOK AT ME IF WE WOULDVE HAVE SEX LIKE I WANTED TO NONE OF THIS WOULDVE HAPPENED!!!

NOW WHY CANT WE MOVE MR EXCITEMENT OUT TO THE GARAGE OR SOMETHING?!

[SokkaPhantom]

Roseanne: Well Geez, I guess I can't leave you boys alone for just 5 minutes.

Dan: I hate you and everything you stand for.

[gracehumous]

darlene and the police man are SO FUNNY! what a muffin!

[gajda1984]

One of the funniest!

[rivermoonrise]

She also played one of Rose's daughters on a late episode of The Golden Girls.

[reveriehill1614]

@rivermoonrise Kirsten! I always was wondering why she looked so familiar! Thank you!

[brettlesmcbuff]

Lee Garlington returns as a different character in the season 4 episode "Santa Claus." She plays Darlene's older friend who owns the bookstore.

[oimjodzz]

"Now lets see who can yell the the loudest..I CAN now shut up!"- Roseanne

LMAO

[mcmrfklaw]

Dan should have given Darlene a spanking for disobeying him and sneaking in there!!

[eme3are]

This episode's hilarious... Most of them are.

[rynocowboys2003]

how did darlene get pass the living room, in order to go into the kitchen? there are no stairs in the kitchen only the living room, so when she was sent outside to play how did she return to the kitchen?

[Johnny6Toe]

she went around the house and the room were the washer is has a door to the outside

[steven1280312834]

@rynocowboys2003 backdoor

[SarliNightSister]

lmfao necro much

[treubeatbox08]

abelincoln, i think it was the actor the whole time because when the 2nd time he fell over in the chair, while dan was fixing the fridge, you see his hand brace himself has he falls to the floor. Plus, he has to swing his arms around a couple different times too.

[Grn8128]

Darlene- when's the body gonna rot Roseanne- I still have a few more years LOL

[alitam219]

boy this guy is stiff!

LMFAO!

[JayLo082606]

I love baklava!

[rbd43091]

this is supposed to be sad that he died but this episode is hilarious

[abelincoln1809]

Any idea if they used a dummy or if it was the actor being really still?

[u2poz]

toe tags LOL :D

[kmarquez24]

dan's face expression @ 0:56 freakin priceless!!! LMAO

[brandenburg75]

3:31 was freaking hilarious

[yooitsbrian]

where was corn mentioned in this episode?

[trevorthepir8]

LOVE this episode

[rbd43091]

i liked that cop, he shouldve stayed & been with jackie

[AArmendariz12]

"Let's see who can yell the loudest I CAN now shut up" LOL

[pever666]

ROFL

[JAlisa08701]

Well don't look at me, if we would have had sex like i wanted to none of this would have happened! lmao

[melbruframa666]

great episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blondecutie00]

Toe tags lmao

[moderndaybeatlefan]

Well there's that in depth medical expertise we've been waitin' for. ROFL!!!!

[Ranmah2o]

yeah it is the same person who play "Karen,"

[kmcdono1]

I think this gal is the same person who played "Karen," Darleen's older friend who owned a bookstore--right?

[ifuseekamy]

You're right. You have a good eye.

[Mi55ery]

ROTFL!!!!!!

Dan: " I hope it's the corner cuz if its a golf salesman we're outta chairs. "

LOL LOL LOL!

[JAlisa08701]

Let's see who can yell the loudest- I CAN!! now shut up ~lmao~

[leilac1]

What's the gift DJ made ?

[JAlisa08701]

toe tags the ones they put on dead ppl that has all their info

[leilac1]

Thank you.

[WhenConorAteCheese]

LOL

[BettieBlueballs]

The irony of the Uncle Edward comment by Darlene is a few years later they get an Uncle Edward (Ed and Crystal's baby).

[mmr3229]

hahahahahaha omigosh your right!

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

ROFL!! I tried that tecqunite (may be spelled wrong) you showed me!