Juno, There Will Be Blood film review

[DJNaMaOH]

i was simply amaized by juno carisma. loved ellen page performance!!!!

[iceguy0077]

@DJNaMaOH there will be blood had more cHarisma than juno since it wasn't a snarky movie made for hipsters

[airion1324]

hamburger phone xD 

[thiswhatuget]

i love this filM !!!! olee JUNO coño!

<3

[austin6229]

and 2008 was a good year for films the 80th oscars were awesome i had alot of fav movies nominated

[stevechasmar]

There Will Be Blood is as close as a movie will ever come to evoking a Cormac McCarthy novel.

Wonderfully gritty.

[CalisCool]

Daniel Plainview is as close as a character has ever come to resemble my father......scary

"Sometimes I look at people and find nothing worth liking"

He used to use the same exact words.hmm

TWBB 5/5 stars

[movieman2233]

if you guys thought these two movies were awesome check out "have you seen my son"

[A4EffortFilms]

There Will be Blood and Juno are excellent movies, it is intresting because the school I go to as the highest teen pregnancy rate in the country so sadly when someone gets pregnant it is not as big a deal as it was in Juno

[SHADOWGUY12]

There Will Be Blood's last scene kicks ass.

[georgekostaras]

One of the best movie endings ever.

I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!!

[ZombieClark]

dude the voice and video are different when their talking

[techne1212]

Capitalism vs. Christianism: plain and simple.

It has the flawless timing of OZU and Gitai.

It has DDL the new classic(sorry bale)

It has who we must become to win in the lives we live;constantly losing. It is a book of success in how to live without changing the system. It is an artifact of conservative fore-warning. We will be only one in the end: Christian or Capitalist. There is no inbetween. And for now, it seems christian has become the choice of when to enact which. Beat to save???

[techne1212]

BEING CHRISTIAN is to choose the appropriate time to enact capitalism or christianity; more clearly put, that is. Good day, and don't cross me, i might say in my board room. Good day and what can i do for you again and again it might be heard in my living room. Might this be the case?; i already affirm it is. I am christian. I will be one always. i will beat you, goliath, wherever i see you; DEAD.

[hippotoast]

No one cares. No one thinks your remotely special. Give up.

[austin6229]

im a christian and says u should shut up ur embarrasing urself in the bible it says u shouldnt even lift your toungue to the unbeliver or something but thats legit dont reply and watse ur time who cares=\

[techne1212]

There Will Be Blood:

2:00:08:00 -- Upon the actual recognition of each of the two orders(not the affirmation of recognition by the server) there is precisely a 3:1 wait time for The drinks to complete hitting the table on both orders(remember timing is from recognition to completion) It takes 99 seconds (98.9) for lewis's character to recieve his drinks and 33 seconds (32.9) for his enemies' drinks to be served fully. 99 to 33. He only becomes irate at the 2:1 mark; Traumatic at the 3:1.

[hawkandpanther]

There will be blood was actually the worst film I have ever seen. Daniel Day Lewis --as always- played the role very well. He has the mannerisms down in each and every role. He is incredible. Too bad his talent was wasted on this peace of crap movie. And yes---everyone is entitled to their own opinion. The Oscar will probably go to a lousy movie again--Crash-sucked The Departed-sucked now pick the worst movie and that will win-- Oscars out of touch with what they call "art"

[fishf00d]

I loved There Will be Blood as well as most of the winners these past few years. But sure, I have to agree with you that the winners used to be better, but that's pretty much because most of the movies nowadays suck. Hollywood has lost it. But out of what we have to choose among, i think the jury of the Oscars have made great decisions concerning the winners.

[hawkandpanther]

there will be blood has to be one of the sorriest films hollywood has out there but they are out of touch with real life as they claim to be so eco-friendly and yet--- there they are in their auto gas gugglers --that is AFTER they go gah gah on Al gore as if he was the messiah the same Al gore who had a HUGE electric bill on his HUGE home in tennessee The films nominated this year moved slowly in the story and script and most writers have lost touch with the spirit of REAL art!

[kickliquid]

wow you hated The Departed, Crash, and There will be blood? what the fuck do you consider a good film? Muppets from space?

[hawkandpanther]

The Deaparted was clever---BUT that is about it.

As far as Crash is concerned-ask the film students from the well known art institutes in Savannah and LA and Toronto how EASY it is to make a film like Crash--vinyettes

which are 'supposed' to work together but oh so tritley

as for the Muppets--Space was Not their best issue

I would say---Treasure Island was--

or -

Kite Runner was --and it did not EVEN get nominated for the best FOREIGN film

you need not be so VILE

about disagreeing

[tomsega]

The Kite Runner was good but ignored because the book was superior. I agree with you that Crash was sentimental hollywood crap.

There Will Be Blood, however, was phenomenal. You cannot complain against this film in terms of artistic merit. The acting is to the highest standard, the theme/story is absolutely unique and non genre-specific, the score is post-minimalist and abstact, it begins in darkness with no opening credits, and there isn't even a line of speech in the first 20 minutes!!

[techne1212]

And when it comes time..: I will be the man with the bowling pin standing over you when it cuts to black; you rely on opinions: i rely on actions. While you repent your very morals for a taste of what i have: I will relish the destruction you vomit forth as i will soon relish, even more, the self-righteous self-destruction, you beg me to help you end. And as it buts to black, You may have said it was a horrible movie; but you are too dead to speak.

[georgemayfield10]

everyone's entitled to there own opinion ;)

[christmaschick123]

Poor Juno, I felt bad for her in the movie! :( Rock on Juno!

[nickn328]

There Will be Blood drank Juno's milkshake.

[traceur10]

That's not a bloody review! DAMN! By the way Juno is a 4 star teen movie with a really heartwarming story and There Will be Blood is an incredible 5 star film that's just a tad better than the Coen Bros mindblowing recent debut No Country.

[Playgat]

if by tad better you mean shit poor in comparison to No Country then yes i agree with you

[traceur10]

Just my own opinion man...sorry i realise i forgot to say that. Fair play they were both absolutely incredible films but I personally feel that 'There will be Blood' had a lot more depth...plus I absolutely bum Paul Thomas Anderson.

[Playgat]

Lol. You don't need to be sorry......i do. Haha! I haven't actually seen There Will Be Blood :P

[andreasvik1888]

nice :D

I've seen JUNO, its really good.

btw, this vid is out of sync.

[Kiri3sora]

Okay, you guys are so funny.

I am lost.

I don't know what movie your talking about but it better not be Juno.

That movie is full of moral and at the same time hilarious. :]

oh, and you guys need to LEARN HOW TO SPELL!

You probably lie about yoiur age and your actually 2

[alanhowitzer]

The best part about this movie was the burgerphone. It should have been the star.

[foda23]

I hate how juno say "like" all the fucking time.

[asbigasabat]

she does play a teenage girl in High school doesnt she?

[alanhowitzer]

Juno's also the devil.

[BaRocks5]

Juno is the best i loved it!

[alanhowitzer]

Juno, what a pretentious piece of crap.

[zombiemonster]

yes, finally someone who understands. I bet you ten times out of ten Abraham Lincon had a better time in the theater than we did.

[alanhowitzer]

Right on brother. I should have walked out on this one.

[zombiemonster]

I didn't, and i regret every minute of it. My grandma hated it too. and she knows what she's talking about.

[alanhowitzer]

If I took my grandmother to see Juno, she would have probably killed me afterward.

[cloverfiledfan]

ok, i nearly fell asleep during this, it was a bit shite, jumper is better, and that is a gd film, there is like 2 funny bits in this and thats it, 1/10

[sonobenissimo]

juno is an amazing movie with many layers and a meaningful message. i just saw jumper and it was really stupid i was laughing throughout the whole thing

[parker1984x]

i saw this on thursday it is sooo good....my faveroute film eva!!!

[Kristin14282]

Just watched at the movies, it was really good, i loved it.

[Samboterhammebam]

i love this movie, because, uhm jeah :P , its beautiful (L) . And,, funny wy have this movie on dvd x

[lovefilm33]

i luv this film

saw it last nite so funny

[Pzychosis]

national tresure was rly good, its a bit differant plot style then the last one but it has the same action styles overall rly good

[spartyman7]

I really want a hamburger phone now. now.

[jigglypuff3]

people took my previous comment the wrong way even though i thought it was a little unrealistic i dont mean the movie was terrible i liked it for its dialog and humor but the thing is I know people who between the ages of 16-17 that have had the same situation and it never ends up like this but it was a great movie i would say a 5/5 so please dont tell me to grow up cause ive already been there and seen it so i probably know more about it than most of u unless u have been in the same situation

[ZacharyWyman]

That burgerphone is pretty funny.

[kirikirim4i]

haha went the narrator said "Nicolas Cage is back!"

i almost died.

[AceTracer]

Do you guys know what a "review" is? It's not showing some clips and reading a blurb about the movie.

[jigglypuff3]

juno was great and all but their was some pretty unrealistic parts like how her parents were so cooperative with her i mean in real life my parents would be pissed if i got a girl pregnant in highschool

[cathbridgman]

the whole point of the film Juno is that it is challenging the normal protocol of teen pregnancy. The parents aren't happy but it shows that completely flipping out isn't gonna do any good

[cathbridgman]

and a film being unrealistic in some aspects? omg that's never happened before

[insubordinatebastard]

there will be blood is probably one of the best movies of the 21st century

even though i personally liked no country for old men a little better

[SimpJee]

There Will Be Blood blows all away.

[billheartyface]

actually...there will be blood just blows...talk about hype.

[SimpJee]

rofl. no.

[Furiousn]

talk about idiot.

[commonknowledgeshow]

why the fuck does it say WALT DISNEY? they had nothing to do with the movie!

[ckad79]

Miramax made the film and I think its owned by Disney.

[goyoelpollo]

Disney owns everything mate.

[xweareallequalx]

when is Juno coming to the UK?

[XxXShesDeadlyXxX]

its in the UK now

i really reccomend you see it :) its great

[02jgraham]

he has duel British-Irish citizenship ACTUALLY

[RoisMc]

Daniel Day-Lewis is irish actually...

[rosegirl5]

Juno was the greatest movie i saw in a long time, Ellen Page did a great job and I LOVE HER!!!! SHE ROCKS!!!

[HatheadAndHollyHolly]

Hahaha, Were Going To See That! ;)

[Sargathia]

Academy Award WINNER Daniel Day Lewis

Christ, he's English, you'd think they'd at least get that right

[Marilops]

Amei o filme,nada de piadas imbecis.Deveria levar o Oscar,mas é difícil.Ellen tem chances reais de levar o de melhor atriz,é o que eu espero.

[brookiegirl97]

loved this movie bleeker is hotttt!!!!

[mysticx07]

OMFG i almost cried watching this movie, hes simply amazing, ELLEN PAGE I LOVE YOUUUU

[fuddyboi]

was quite refreshing to see an american comedy that wasnt a gross out spunk fest. which i think a lot of people were expecting. Good performances and subtle laughs plus the soundtrack was amazing!

[taco0bellie]

JUNO WAS AN AMAZING MOVIE!

[KendoDesu]

So is this the copy of movie "Jenny and Juno"?

[Shesafoxieroxie]

hello

[NewXJerseyXGurlx]

her phone is awsome!

[mooganthemoomin]

Im English and i thought it was amazing

Probs the best film ive seen since like forever. And it is funny

[sepbas]

such a boring film!! do not watch if ur british coz the jokes r so laym! plus the microphone used while filming is shown in some scenes. its cheap and shit.

[gogobionicgirl]

hahahah thats really funny

it bored me too

[alanhowitzer]

Americans shouldn't watch it either.

[Fifitrixi7]

Best line ever "And anyway,

I know you weren't bored that day

because there was a lot of stuff on

TV. The Blair Witch Project was on

Starz, and you were like, "Oh, I want

to watch this, but we should make out

instead. La la la."

[chloelibertine]

Agreed! Michael Cera's delivery of all his lines, in Superbad and Juno, is genius. He makes me laugh, melt and sometimes (like at the end of Juno) cry. Give the man an Oscar, already!

[tupac9824]

hey buddy how are you doing good?

ps fuck you

[7ickM3]

:O how can u cry at the end of Juno, here in the UK the entire cinema was laughing at how crap the ending was lol. :P oh well. i thought it was a bit of an overrated film to be honest. Too cheesy. Really.

[gogobionicgirl]

i agree, i dont think it deserved all the awards

and it wasnt that realistic

the way the characters talked was really dumb..

no one talks like that..

[cathbridgman]

why do you all feel the need to generalise it? so it wasn't realistic to what we know but have you been everywhere and seen everything? I don't think so

the awards it's got so far are for best original screenplay, I think the writing was was genius

okay, so it was a bit cheesy but what do you expect? her to learn nothing from having had a baby at 16?

why don't you just grow up and learn to accept that not every situation us the same all the time

people talk different, people act different

[7ickM3]

oh dear u r from the UK too. damn. ok, erm whatever; glad u enjoyed it lol :P.

[Quadrago]

Pretty good review

[wellfuckmebitch]

wtf

[klatsassin]

good good