THE RED LIGHT CONSPIRACY THEORY

[gholy2743]

The real issue is the extra gas burned when state tax here in WA is 40 cents a gallon and federal gas tax is almost 20 per gallon. think 6 less MPG in millions of cars by bad light timing, this could create hundreds of millions in tax revenue in a year. EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE AWARE OF OBAMA AND THE EPA'S ATTEMPT TO DESTROY MILLIONS OF VEHICLES BY REDUCING ZINC REQUIREMENTS IN NEW ENGINE OILS. More info is available around the web

[97polloloco]

I could to look at each red light for 6 hours at least to get good data go home after an average of 1200 hrs of looking at lights and timing them gather all of the data and never have to stop... ...at least until I reach those damn stop signs you bald retard and Socrates never used the word transmission. And brake pads were made before red lights. Your theory's wrong. (THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING CHIA PETS SO THEY CAN GET MONEY FROM TAXES, GOD DAMN IT!)

[scourge108]

Won't someone please think of the chia pets?

[joshsimpson1992]

so... how can you beat the red light conspiracy at is own game?

...

Ride a bike.

[Animaru12ify]

Is this guy for realz???

[MuzackMusic]

@magicmischief What?

[louislestat123]

hello people, i am drunk ish...so tonight i will say yes i agree the gov are making serious money from people sat at traffic lights. it has been proven in one uk town and one european city...il bring facts. but just think about it.. how long was you stuck at a roundabout compare?....yep this is all about more civil rights been taken from us under the guise of safety law and whaever else excuse it is. but i guess its just me who has the excuse eh..

[Russman21]

You know who benefits from Youtube? THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. That's right, every minute you waste uploading videos on youtube, the government collects money from electricity sales tax.

[Lmtd4u]

dont be stupoid how else are you going to do it u cant put roundabouts everywhere

[Lmtd4u]

ur an idiot

[mnelson46350]

I feel as if you didn't graduate high school

[Ryzza5]

I could've stopped at 2 red lights instead of watching this video =)

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

Ow man, am i an idiot or what. I was under the impression red light were used to prevent fatal collisions every time 2 cars approach an intersection from perpendicular positions. This really opened my eyes!

[carmium]

Gee, and here I had always thought red lights had to do with allowing cross traffic to pass safely! Silly me!

(Funny stuff, Scott!)

[Skaffaaah]

This aint a conspiracy, its just the downside of trafficlights. If there werent any traffic lights you will be even later at home/work because of the chaos on the road. You are right on the fact that waiting for redlights cost you money and time.

The governments and most big companys always try to screw you for quick cash, but not by trafficlights.

[FunNotNuts]

I thought this was really well done and kept my attention all the way. You don't have to buy in to appreciate it.

[1JackTorS]

I wasted 180 seconds of my life watching this video. I think I'll just run every red light I approach to screw the government out of their 3/10 of a cent and hope I don't T-bone a minivan with a family of 5 in the process.

Jackass.

[BassistsDoItBetterr]

You'd have to be a moron to believe this.

Most importantly:

1) There is no wear and tear from stopping at traffic lights.

2) Sure you aren't making money, but that doesn't mean the government is. Traffic lights are there to keep us alive.

[Progressence]

@BassistsDoItBetterr

3. You have no good base to prove your statements.

4.You probably and most likely dont have ANY idea what the NWO is doing.

5.You need to get your shit straight.

[BassistsDoItBetterr]

@Progressence

No you do, and so does anyone else who believes in a traffic light conspiracy.

[Progressence]

Ok Cool. Good For you :D

[BassistsDoItBetterr]

@Progressence

Well fuck, this idiocy is making me raaaage.

[Progressence]

:D!

[cbremer83]

Actually stop and go traffic does way more damage to a car than anything else aside from racing. That's why you ask if the miles on a car are city or highway. Brakes wear down, transmissions/clutches burn out faster and engines wear more from increaced heat and abuse. This vid is a bit extreme, but there is truth in cars wearing faster in stop and go traffic.

[BassistsDoItBetterr]

Yeah I posted that a month ago, but the wear and tear isn't THAT bad. Just depends on how you drive and what you drive.

Personally I drive a piece of shit '94 Dodge Shadow and I drive it like an idiot because I'm 16 and just got my license.

[cbremer83]

Easy on it or not, a mostly city driven car will break down a lot faster than a highway driven car. Lets just say I know a thing or two about the subject. ;)

[BassistsDoItBetterr]

@cbremer83

yes i know, did you even read my fucking comment?

[cbremer83]

Yes I did. I half way agreed with you. But apparently since you are a punk kid you have to see it as an attack instead and get belligerent. You kids are all the same these days.....

[BassistsDoItBetterr]

How am I a punk? I don't listen to shitty music or wear a shit ton of gel in my hair.

Also, I'm willing to be you just hit your 20s and now think you're king shit.

[cbremer83]

I'm 27.

[timlachance25]

wow what a lame attempt we have here!

[pf126p]

I had no idea transmissions existed in Socrates' day.

[dsordlyfolks666]

Ok fine, let's not have traffic lights, not even stop signs. Let god sort em out because damn't I wan't my Chia pets.

[trakkaton]

The "economy" (i.e. raping people and the planet) MUST NOT be "saved", but rather destroyed.

Btw. from the standpoint of "the economy" it doesn't matter WHERE you lose your money.

Btw. I'm not stupid enough to drive a car, I take the bike, save money, time and stay healthy.

Btw. anyone can choose a HPV over a car, they are less expensive and do the job.

Btw. I do not respect red lights when riding my bike.

Btw. for a hacker you seem pretty dumb, and if this is a joke it's not really funny.

[shawnferd]

Btw. "you" are a stupid-ass THAT doesn't quite get economics, English, or humor and that "belongs" on a TARD-FARM (i.e. a home for the mentally retarded).

Btw. You ARE too stupid to drive a car and soon  will be CRUSHED under one at a red light you fail to "respect."

[trakkaton]

Obvious to see that you are some kind of Nazi that sees retarded people as some kind of subhuman trash. Please spare the world from your meaningless rants, fallacies, ramblings, soliloquies, evasions and tautologies.

[cbremer83]

Ummm.... Nazi's as socialists. Basically extreme liberal Democrats. It's Adolf Hitler that made things much much worse. Get some education before using words you do not understand.

[trakkaton]

Lern English.

[cbremer83]

Don't you mean "learn". Try to insult me and you can not even spell. Nice fail jack ass.  I'm not even sure why you even said that. Get some education and we will have an intelligent conversation.

[trakkaton]

You don't even know the difference between a typo and bad spelling. Just get lost you imbecile.

[cbremer83]

How am I the imbecile? You have yet to explain anything, just bash and name calling. Justify yourself. Otherwise you come off to ignorant to make a statement, so you try to blow me off.

[XxTylerxGuitaristxX]

haha tard farm? thats a good one

[Progressence]

@trakkaton

Lol. Do you even know what hacker basically means?

He obviously doesnt "Break" into computer systems.

He is a life hacker, meaning he uses his intellect to get around obstacles in life...

[trakkaton]

Yes, I know what the term means. Nothing I've written indicates the contrary. Learn to read. Then learn to make a point. Instead of randomly making assumptions about other people. Stop your fallacies, evasions.

[cbremer83]

Ummm... I much rather drive than bike. But I'm a gear head, so if I had a bike, it would be a crotch rocket. BTW, all the emissions crap has been removed form my car. I get more power and better economy with out it.

[egn83b]

You have got to be mad!

Traffic lights are timed plus they capasitive sensors to change the light at random based on car traffic. Plus if you live in the midwest police change traffic lights when they go flying by.

This timing only works during traffic rush hour times when the system gives all grean for certain time period like 7AM. Buy a hybrid then braking is not an issue you get regenertive braking making power. Timing lights is a waste these days. Go back to 1980 then it works with time.

[bbo40]

Gosh, it makes as much sense as other theories I have heard................

[ScottSummitVentures]

By theories you must mean facts.

-Scott Summit

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[ScottSummitVentures]

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[TheAfterPipe]

Um, is this guy for realz? No one's getting money from red lights... I can't take this guy seriously...

"when you're idling at a red light... you're not working - if you're not working, you're not making money!"

because we all know life is all about making money. wow this guy needs to wake up.

[ScottSummitVentures]

Um, TheAfterPipe, ya know, I think this d00d is for realz.

You need to wake up and smell the Benjamins. Feel free to use my videos as a reference when you want to take personal transportation to the next level.

-Scott Summit

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[TheAfterPipe]

I always thought that the light system was an effective way to lessen confusion in our traffic system

[trakkaton]

Then you might want to read the studies about roundabouts. But capitalism often ensures that the worst solution is implemented. The examples are unending. But just look at OTCs, cars, Microsoft, MSM and blockbusters.

[bigolwaldo]

look i'm gonna take a wild guess but I think this guy is trying to be funny.. have you heard of the saying "Its funny because its true" well here's a more accurate one. Scott is funny because hes Stupid, and you know that's funny because its the truth.

[smokindank559]

this guy is fukn stupid,,,time isnt money..life is fuckn precious think about that

[fdarmy]

hahaha...please say you're screwing around. 127 seconds...2+ MINUTES at a redlight? not to mention, to take from your own example that you're wasting money and not working while sitting at a redlight...you'd have to NOT work to time every redlight on your route and NOT work to correlate all that data to time the redlights. PLEASE this has got to be a joke...

[keepsitreals]

when im sitting at a red light i realise how much time i saved by driving, idiot

[ScottSummitVentures]

Kudos for saving time by not using proper punctuation.

Use my videos for reference whenever you decide to take personal transportation to the next level.

-Scott Summit

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[keepsitreals]

haha you say that in a patronising manner that suggests I have yet to reach some ''level'' that you are already on. Keep in mind its that attitude that will bring you back to where you started, making it all the more difficult for you to catch me where I sit at. im on some upper echelon shit, and no i dont care about punctuation or spelling its a useles formality unless im writing a novel, on forums glorified or otherwise i write however i want. but it makes sense, you hear

[daychilde]

Shazing! Well played, sir :)

[tierlover5]

is this nigga serious.

[HarloAndEugene]

I order all my Chia pets online, by the crates, then I sell them to Walmart with a nice markup. Then I take that money and buy Beef Jerky and Kotex. Then when the apocalypse comes, I'll eat the beef jerky and sell the kotex to a world desparate for feminine hygiene.

[shakeitrealgood]

lol chia pets at walmart...

[SharkDude1]

Wow, Someone has WAY to much time on ther hands!! Heres and Idea.  Prove that you are right! Map your own 'drive route' and prove that you are right!!

[Sa1yN]

the force is strong with this one...

[TherapudicCaffeine]

Man, this is way over the top. Or . . . maybe that's just what they want me to think . . . ?

HOLY FFFFFFFUC-- *explodes*

[pcnm0430]

lol funny :P

[unltd679]

i hear that

[CaptainKhrenov]

boring ...

[Robert697]

in my town, just ride a bike ... this is a bike-friendly town .. they have sensors to detect bikes, and as you approach the red light, it switches to green.

Too lazy to ride a bike? Install an electric motor.

And no need to worry about rain - here it rains only 5 days/year.

Now, Mr. Engineer .. any solutions to the stop signs?

[ScottSummitVentures]

Thank you for your insight Robert697. "any solutions to the stop signs? "

The solution for stop signs is to map around them. I strongly encourage you to watch TRAFFIC LIGHT HACK.

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[Robert697]

Here you can't map around stop signs. The newer parts of the Phoenix area were designed by engineers who coppied Charles Keating's neighborhood design. You can't exit or enter a neighborhood without hitting at least one stop sign. And traffic management set the lights to go with the larger part of traffic. So if you're going against traffic during rush hour, you hit the lights. Going with rush hour, you hit all green.

[Robert697]

I suspect they did that so that people can get to work sooner, and thus pay more income taxes.

[ScottSummitVentures]

"You can't exit or enter a neighborhood without hitting at least one stop sign."

That's one of the numerous reasons why I reside in an industrial park.

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[squidb8]

sales tax go the city not federal gov.

[ScottSummitVentures]

The Feds are the puppet masters.

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[squidb8]

puppet masters,,, right o.0, mechanism pls

[trumpmech]

as an engineering student, I can appreciate your point of view. but, as humans, don't we enjoy having breaks/time off (such as waiting at a stop light)? if we optimize our time too much (don't take time to stop and smell the roses), we might be too stressed to perform efficiently in that extra time we've given ourselves.

[ScottSummitVentures]

trumpmech, this Solution Engineer is either on or off.

Meaning: I am either running full throttle in 6th gear or I am sleeping.

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[musichalloffame]

Ok, I have watched your video and unfortunately I am not as smart as you and i cant do all of the timing and math. So what i suggested was to just not stop at red lights. Now, this has worked but now i have a couple of tickets and I believe the government is trying to get my money by having me stop every time a cop wants me to pull over for not stopping at a red light....sounds like the federal government really wants their red light money.

What should I do?

-Red light runner

[ScottSummitVentures]

Great point RLR.

Personally, I try to beat the system at its own game. Meaning: I try to find loop holes and exploit them . This solution engineer strongly encourages you to follow the methods presented in TRAFFIC LIGHT HACK.

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[boxa888]

also all of the gas thats wasted too which equals more money out of your already dry pocket lol, how about city traffic in general, there are people who are stuck in that for hours, every day of their entire lives. it must get to a point of years towards the end of their lives! years off you their lives!! sounds scary and errie!

[Carfer22]

I am very suspicious of this man and especially that woodland creature on his face. I think he may be a terrorist!

[ScottSummitVentures]

The understand that the truth behind THE RED LIGHT CONSPIRACY will scare some people. Just don't shoot the messenger.

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[firstcoming]

You're wasting just as much theoretically when you're moving in a car.

[TaurusCanser]

I, I just... I just can't believe I didn't see it until now!

My whole life, wasted! Wasted because of this conspiracy!!!

Thank you, you brave brave man!

[DWilli707]

Genius. Normally I hate the people who spam people with Youtube video friend invites, but this, coupled with the Ron Jeremy cameo in the other video, has to be the funniest shit anyone has thrust into my life.

That, or cancer.

[pepsiman456]

wow i cant tell if your serious or not. i really dont care i i stop at a red lite. they dont last long. they only last long if you catch it at a yellow lite.

[ScottSummitVentures]

pepsiman456, obviously you don't understand the princple of time = money.

Let's say you go to the bank 3 times a week for the next 20 years.

34x52x20=35360 seconds

Which = 589.3333 minutes

You're welcome.

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[pepsiman456]

yea but all the time youve waisted here and makeing your videos and timeing everything could have saved you a lot of time all that time u waisted doing that i would say is the = to what a year of red lites?

[ScottSummitVentures]

Honestly, I don't think you will ever get it pepsiman456.

This is my way of helping make the world a better place. And the YouTube videos fuel my Solution Engineering and Life Hacking consulting business.

-Scott Summit

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[whatshendrix]

This may have slowed him down, but it will speed up some things ;]

[dontusesoap]

oops sorry i meant, gets a hard on...

[dontusesoap]

i bet this guy never gets laid

[ScottSummitVentures]

Take that bet to the bank.

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[flickerthon]

I'll bet this guy never gets bored.

[cf40409]

or laid

[ScottSummitVentures]

"I'll bet this guy never gets bored. "

- My fists move at the speed of sound and my mind moves at the speed of light.

"I'll bet this guy never gets laid"

-cf40409, you're damn right I don't get laid. And I'm willing to broadcast to the whole world that I am proud of my celibacy. Sex ultimately leads to relationships and compromises.

This lone wolf is his own pack leader.

-Scott Summit

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[cf40409]

fair enough

[downwithutube]

Great video, Mr. Summit!

This video really burned my knickers! Before I get back to work so I can make money to stimulate the economy, I must add (this one is a freebie) that the less time you wait at lights, the less exhaust you release into the environment. So by keeping it green, you essentially keep it green. Some might argue that keeping the environment polluted makes cleaning jobs, but I disagree. It is, however, open to debate.

[AndrewBravener]

Those corporate fat cats, I think i'll dodge this whole messy business and stay on my bike

[gala385]

Yes yes, bur better way to stimulate economy is to "defend" America in Korea,Vietnam,Iraq,Afganistan,­Japan,Cuba,Taiwan,whole northern South america, and all numerous and lovely so called "terrorist" states :)

[bloggersmosaic]

i do like it nice video scott, keep update such gr8 one like this

[pupuhan1218]

Love the idea

[tecnobrains]

I like the Chia Pet at Walmart idea, hilarious.