Brian Regan - Are You Dating Anyone?!

[lagranmariachi]

when you remove logic, reason, and the amazing ability to be straight forward when you speak, you get "womens' talk". Personally, I don't get a word of it.

[MagnumJake100]

lmfao

[InMyBackPocket28]

He kinda reminds me of Will Ferrell.

[jenluvjake]

@InMyBackPocket28 ya he does at least the way he looks

[EdwardNygma1]

I lost some respect for Brian on this. I thought he avoided gender humor. I hate these type of jokes, they're so ignorant. He is still my favorite though.

[TomCruiseHere]

@EdwardNygma1 Why? He's not being offensive with the joke or putting a particular gender down. And it was more of a humorous observation than it was an actual joke. This was done in a clean, tasteful manner and most people can probably relate to what he is saying.

[EdwardNygma1]

@TomCruiseHere It may have been clean persay, but it was certainly not tasteful. This event most likely did not even happen in his life, and he is just trying to jump on the media bandwagon about the roles of women and men. He's putting out a a view of men and women that is offensive and biased.

[themodernguitarist]

Rob Riggle did a joke similar to this, now that I listen to this...

[tscottme]

women can't imagine creatures exist that don't think just like them. The emotional/social part of their brain controls them like the monster in the sci-fi movie alien. At puberty the monster latches onto their head and wraps around their throat and from that day on anyone that doesn't think like them is probably "defective." The whole world is telling men daily they must overcome their own nature. Women assume their unexamined nature is the natural state of all humans.

[razldaz10]

i fucking love this guy

[Triviaguy99]

@romaniscoolio

1 person is gay because his faggot parents named him Roman.

[romaniscoolio]

20 people are faggots if they dont like brian regan

[Statalyzer]

If someone is getting through a hard situation, saying something like "hey how are you doing with that divorce?" or whatever is the worst idea . . . . usually the best thing is to do something else positive to get their mind off the negative. :)

[23Beezer]

20 people aren't dating anyone

[OMGsquirel26]

"...It never really came up.."

[MrTommytom2000]

DANE COOK IS NOT RIGHT!! HE SWEARS TOO MUCH!!

[rassledassle82]

@MrTommytom2000 You are absolutely right! This guy is funnier than Dane Cook and hasn't swore once!

[DSoverPSP]

@rassledassle82 Actually he does, but it's not often and it's never anything extreme. He does swear mildly on a few occasions, but for the most part his comedy is totally clean, and he's so consistently hilarious. Definitely beats Dane Cook by a long shot! Too bad he isn't quite as well known.

[JohnLopezUps]

very funny 

[maddibell1]

men and woman same species, WORLDS APART!

[TheScare18]

Its ironic i recently helped brian regan move because he had just been divorced

[Emodemontiger8]

@TheScare18 Really?

[TheScare18]

@Emodemontiger8 yep

[midrashent]

Bill Engvall has the same routine

[McGrawGrlRocks]

I so understand, Brian.

[TheSaviorOfLove]

Brian Regan...will you be my comedian? :D

[em129836]

Fuck Dane Cook

[Greg763]

I like this guy. Very funny.

[mongolenpup]

women care for the wellbeing of the group, men for the planning of actions and undertakings n shiat

[Linkle2]

@bejohn343 fuckyou

[12stormy13]

@Linkle2 thats not the way to show him he is funny Brian doesnt cuss xD

[Grogie4dagurlz]

I saw him on the dr.kats show the other day and didn't catch his name till today. very funny guy

[lilmizzbambi1]

WAT?? Dane cook is funny as hell! still today i rember all of his skit mayb ya just dn have gud taste n comdey sayin dane cook is not funny as brian regan...but...top of all comedians.. katt wiliiams is the best :)

[MichealOconnor]

@lilmizzbambi1 ... the spelling... Why can't people ever spell?

[dvssk8a]

hiiiiilarious



[jek21]

Velvet Kevorkian...you a Strapping Young Lad fan?

[Tokyomelonsoda]

I might be a female but I have the reaction of a guy!XD I wouldn't ask him either!^^;;

[AnotherTallGuy]

Eh, I'd heard Brian Regan was funny but after watching a few videos I'm pretty disappointed. Demetri Martin and Jim Gaffigan are way funnier.

[ozziesaki91]

@AnotherTallGuy are you fucking kidding me? dont ever compare demetri martin and jim to regan ROFL ur smoking crack. and demetri martin is one of the worst comedians of all time. and his show as fail. kill urself.

[freesites1]

thumbs up for this short Movie

[topdawg567]

My mom does that so many times.

[sparrowgirl84]

the fact that women would make idle gossip like this while playing golf is what makes us so different ><

[KX5KD]

you can tell brian comes up with his own jokes because they are all in relation... like they all relative to each other. Dane on the other hand, is completely random

[porcellaga]

Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan are the best!

[YoshiKun9708]

You can't steal a joke. A joke is not an item, like money, it's a form of entertainment meant to be shared and passed on.

[TigerTaint]

@YoshiKun9708 explain that to a professional comedian and see how they react

[Topgeneral3070]

bill whats his name made the same joke...who stole who?

[aj5926]

14 people have no sense of humor.

[Bocktai5]

@aj5926 or prefer dane cook

[anaviolin83]

@aj5926 make that 20!! ... I LOVE BRIAN!!!! VIVA THE LAUGHTER

[BigVicLopez]

One thing that makes Regan better than most comics out there right now is that he doesn't need to be vulgar. Dane can be funny but have you heard him tell a single joke that isn't full of cussing? Regan is a class act

[TheJomogogo]

@BigVicLopez

Yeah Regan is hysterical, clean, no profanity, just great material that's clever and witty. Dane Cook just talks loud, talks fast, hops around like an idiot, then says "fuck" and waits for the stupidest members of the audience to take that as a cue to laugh, hoping there's enough courtesy laughs from the rest of the crowd to hide the fact that's bombing and isn't funny.

[AvaNickol]

@TheJomogogo very different styles. to each their own. although i have to say, Regan is much more talanted than Cook.

[matrixphijr]

@BigVicLopez I guess it's ironic, because I've heard that he's the most vulgar SOB outside of his act. Not in a rude way per se, but some people say if you're with him at the bar, he'll look around and go, "Look at that little fucker over there."

I think if that's true, it just makes him all the more hilarious. Intelligent, creative, fascinating, classy... but at the same time a personality, not some invented character.

[mrtheblr]

@BigVicLopez word

[DeAngelo990]

@BigVicLopez finally someone who agrees!!!

[mo12mon]

@DeAngelo990 here's another someone who agrees. =)

[Chinablue709]

ultimate depiction of how guys and girls are different!

[batmansfan4400]

this was posted on my birthday!

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

Someone's got some insane bird-call laugh going on in the beginning.

[papillonluver1]

@DarkAngelKisses13th i heard that xD

[viezure10]

@DarkAngelKisses13th he sounded like Xena.

[SteakAndMash]

GARY??!!

[Destiny3231]

That is almost exactly what my mom would say to me!

[swparent]

@SerenaTaliEllis i agree more comedians should totally do that!

[shivnarc]

please don't compare Brian Regan to Dane Cook. Dane Cook is a hack. he does have a few funny things but as a well rounded comedian, not very good at all. Brian Regan is one of the best, period. i don't think Brian steals, Dane on the other hand has been called out MANY times. google it.

[neokoga]

@shivnarc Too true...and considering that Brian was doing this LONG before Dane even came on the scene I'd say it's really like apples and oranges. Oh, and also note that Brian has HEADLINED The Comedy Festival in the past, while Dane has barely gotten an invitation.

[skatefreak162]

@shivnarc regardless of that.... Dane's NEW material is very good. His old stuff was kind of blech. But now he's gotten like 478320472390 times better. Brian is better though because he doesn't go for cheap laughs. Dane does, and is therefore, not as good. So i HALF agree with you.

[AbbeyRoad52]

@shivnarc True, I know he stole from Louis CK before.

[cheezstickluv]

@shivnarc Who's Dane Cook? lol

[tasteflavored]

@shivnarc i dont care what anyone says, if you watch Dane Cooks original Comedy Central stand up special you will laugh your ass off. I'm sure he steals jokes and shit nowadays though, it's like he blew his whole load with the 1st special. But yeah, Regan is definitely just a funnier person that cook

[mrdanface]

@shivnarc ILL COMPARE THEM ALL I FUCKIN WANT. dane cook is to mushrooms as brian regan is to toasters.

[GeekPartyOf1]

@mrdanface Lol, what? Mushrooms and toasters. That's delightfully random...

[LunarAsipien5320]

@mrdanface

Sooo...

If Dane is to Mushrooms... - Poisonous to us/ Looks like a dick

If Brian is to Toasters - Useful / Stands out / Can make toast... oh wait... scratch that last one...

[mrdanface]

@LunarAsipien5320 LMAO... poisonous and looks like a dick

[themilanxperience]

@LunarAsipien5320

He can make pop tarts



[Bloo2u]

That was terrible wtf

[jck1794]

@Bloo2u this by far, isn't even close to being his best stuff on Youtube. Look up some more, this guy's awesome.

[amperro]

@shivnarc I don't know how Brian could steal. How many other comedians use hypotenuse, Sea of Tranquility, or Pluto's reclassification as material? Brian is too unique. If there is another comedian out there with this style of comedy, let him or her come forward.

[elwood180]

@shivnarc brofist

[shonenjumpfan]

Not accusing Brian Regan of stealing jokes, but I've heard this same scenario from several comics. Bill Engvall and Dane Cook to be specific. Don't know who started it, but all three of them told it in very funny ways.

[Xephisto]

@shonenjumpfan Erm. I'd hate to point out the obvious, but it's probably because it's a common situation, that most guys tend to encounter, when they're married. I've gone golfing occasionally, and really, you don't talk about other stuff while doing that. It's... well. It's just not what most guys do. Especially not the ones who go golfing in general. Sure, the joke is exaggerated, but you see simultaneous creation in many different fields, so why not this.

[indestructable100]

@shonenjumpfan Brian Regan was a comedian back in the 80's before dane cook and bill engvall is not funny.

[BrandonToddCarr]

@shonenjumpfan - Just seen Rob Riggle do a joke on it as well. I trust Brian though.

[kris1oz0mgz]

@BrandonToddCarr I just watched Rob Riggle's Comedy Central thing this morning and I stopped watching it after I saw him rip off this joke from Brian Regan.

[xAussieBitchx]

Dont you love the clueless looks he pulls off? They're awesome! It's funny how he can act so clueless then so intelligent hahaha

New driver xD

[silverzephersword]

yeah girls think things through then talk about it and we guys its whatever is on our mind at the moment that changes we're lost for a little while

happens to me all the time

[hollowaymccartney]

Lol I was just watching Patton Oswalt and I saw the same exact comments about how stupid Dane Cook is and how he rips off everyones jokes XD It must be true

[xAussieBitchx]

@hollowaymccartney

Dane Cook does do some of his own stuff and thats funny...

But Brian could top him off any day lol. Brian V Dane... who would win?

[hollowaymccartney]

@xAussieBitchx Brian :D

[Ziggy3339]

I started this morning watching this guy when someone posted him doing a skit on an eye exam on facebook. Laughed until tears rolling down my cheeks...then clicked on one where he's talking about getting UPS over to pick up some boxes...this guy is the funniest person I've EVER seen. Bar none. What a gift, what a talent. There's my rating. Thanks for posting & making my day.

[Aknight292]

@Ziggy3339 welcome to the world of Brian Regan. this does come with a disclaimer though....WARNING: may die laughing. lol seriously though glad to see new people listening to Brian and finding him just as funny as i do every time i watch =)

[matrixphijr]

@Ziggy3339 My favorite is the one about his friend's car with the broken horn. It beeps by itself, and he gets stuck in traffic.

[HopeForBipolar]

@Ziggy3339 agreed

[translucentorb]

So did Bill Engval steal this joke from him?

[gahunter09]

@translucentorb Engvall had a similiar joke, but its off a pretty old performance of his. he's been using that one for a while

[Luckyfuzz57]

lol thats funny. a girl (especalliy a teen) can find out, whos dating who and why, whos doing who and why, who broke up with who and why, and everyone there boyfriend talked to las tnight, in 2 minutes, give 4 hours and your screwed

[tl52]

i'm still laughing

[freakondaleash91]

lewis black is amazing and i love his stand up but brian is my fav comedian as well cuz he's just as funny with clean comedy

[loulie2468]

i've had that exact conversation with my brother like a million times

[butterflyjemini87]

@kgrode15 you're a douche bag all she did was quote something funny. other people have done it and I don't see you calling them names. asshole

[Kittykitty997]

hahahahaha, that is hilarious

[zackhanscom]

that's because he doesn't need gimmicks like that to be funny

[AKgeoffrey]

A driver is the golf club that will hit the ball the farthest (hits the ball 200- 350 yards). it's opposite is the putter (hits the ball about 1 inch to 40 or 50 feet)

[josssshua]

Brian Regen number one in thumbs-up!

[morgandiegel]

this is HILARIOUS!

[channyandseddiefan]

"I didn't think of that." Just the way he says it!!! XD

[RabidKyuubi]

What is up with these captions?! XD

[emperorjj1]

@RabidKyuubi unpress the red CC button and they go away.

[boogers628]

"You were in the same golf cart for 4 hours and you don't know if he's dating anyone?"

"i know he's got a new driver..."

hahaha Brian Regan is my FAVORITE!!! <3

[ZaheenFora]

This could be louder.

[Makaylalexis]

Haha too true! You deffinatly get brownie points :)

[bin09004]

I love this, it's so funny. I don't understand all the gender arguments below though. Some people just need to respect that both genders are wonderful and not try to put one above the other. Although, I think it's smart for us guys to put girls above us for brownie points.

[iou2music16]

hahahaha so TRUE!!

[4everXsacred]

i'm female and i dont ask if someone is dating someone... they just tell me and i'm like "thats nice.... i'm hungry..."

[jstmeconman]

@4everXsacred ewwwwww

[4everXsacred]

@jstmeconman how is that "ew"? I like food >.>

[raaszombie]

@jstmeconman

wtf. weirdo.

[NarutoSage5]

@4everXsacred how you doin ;)

[4everXsacred]

@NarutoSage5 lol i'm good xD

[first2middle]

I couldnt stop laughin threw the whole thinggggg

[beccabutterfly96]

420burnablunt....women are not stupid! maybe a lot of them but women are just as smart andd can do everything a guy can do and guess what?!?! we can do everything u do in high heels as well...when u can walk around and do all the stuff you do in heels you can call urself smarter then us...try it

[FallZakie]

wow the transcribed captions are way off at 0:57

xD

[DestinyIslander2000]

@FallZakie

They're way off almost the entire time, but at 1:15 the messed up transcribed captions are HILARIOUS!!

[kelloggsg98]

it never really came up. Did you ask me to ask him that? See the thing is, I am female, and me and my friends don't bring that up until the next, like, 5 hours maybe? I guess I'm just not normal. XP

[420BurnaBlunt]

@kelloggsg98 You say you are female, and you and your friends don't bring the subject of dating someone up until the next, .. liiiiikkee.. 5 hours MAYBE? you're fuckin weird but all women are logically retarded thats why men are leaders

[GirlsOfPlanetZelda]

@420BurnaBlunt sorry just gt to say this.....Girls are smart as well. Girls can do the same things guys can do. Females and Men are on the same level of what they do. to me...it doesn't matter about the sex dumb ass it matters on the person and what they can do.

[420BurnaBlunt]

@GirlsOfPlanetZelda female divine consciousness is nurturing and compassionate. Men who don't live for righteousness live only for power and greed. But feminists can suck my dick

[kossmikham]

He's absolutely right. If instead it were two women meeting after some time, the subject would come up in the first 2 minutes. And then continue for the next 4 hours. 

[figglesmorph]

I'm female and I say the same thing. How do I know how they're doing? Good, I guess. I mean, they weren't violently ill or anything last I saw them.

[kidhatten]

this is me ALL the time!!!

[dwjdmark]

A good example of how women and men think differently.

[goneairsofting]

when he says i know he's got a new driver. a driver is a golf club

[jesuslover2K10]

If only they had the whole act in one video. just transfer the dvd onto the cpu and upload. Oh well, one can only dream.

[gearsofwar2318]

Ya, I know what you mean. I tried uploading a video on youtube that was over 10 minutes long, and it got rejected for being too long.... I was like.. great....spent all that time with the text and shit for basically nothing.

[sirgun19]

you are great. from abbie

[kinsmed]

Always five stars for Brian.

Wish this were longer.  Much, much longer.

[mbcarroll5]

@guitarist6246 why do you post such a disgusting comments. you may as well just be loser6246 because that is how you come across to every one here on youtube!

[crazymered1]

Am I the only one that can't hear it that well?? It seems really quite to me.

[JackWalter4]

me too

[poistu]

ROTFL, Wow really?!

[joqu123]

Brian is so cool!! funny guy right there!!

[NoArtificialFlavorin]

How does that not make sense?

[camouldsn]

"the 150 marker is right there, you at about 135... Are you dating anyone?"

LOL

[ALBINOSHADO]

brian sounds a lot like his wife.....

[DingoMonkey]

I have had almost this exact convo with my wife many times.

[SerenaTaliEllis]

I love how he gives his wife a normal voice. Some comedians when they are "speaking for their wives" try to speak in a high pitched voice and it always sounds like the wife is stupid or nagging. Brian did it perfectly. You can really tell he respects and loves his wife. And I think it makes it funnier. Go Brian!!!

[ganjaweedman420]

@SerenaTaliEllis lol way to analyze. lol wouldnt have thought about it that way if i didnt read ur comment. thumbs up...lol

[MoldyWarts]

@SerenaTaliEllis Wow, I never noticed that before. That's actually really awesome. Just another reason Brian Regan is a superb comedian (and person I imagine.)

[Herper96]

@SerenaTaliEllis Wow...Way to over analyze things lol

[kyokyostr]

@Herper96 Yeah i have no idea how that comment got all those thumbs up O.o

[sparky42]

@SerenaTaliEllis no, that makes perfect sense and I understand what you mean. Now if you want a little disrespect listen to Sam kinison !

[1cutegirl99]

@SerenaTaliEllis sometimes he does the real high pitch voice but very rarely. But yeah I totaly agree with you. He's funny!!

[AmericasLegand]

@SerenaTaliEllis toooootttttttaaaallllllllyyyyy­yyyyyyy

[MiyabiYukira135]

lol sounds just like bf when i asked him about his cuzin XD

[bckiehl613]

you're probably at about 135....... are you dating anyone??

[April4th1984]

Brian Regan has been around much longer, though he looks much younger than Ron White.