Human Art Video 2

[kianwee1998]

Haha,from all human art videos seen i think this is the easiest,just get smacked with stuffs xD.

But it's funny though.

[PakuBox]

lol 0:20 - 0:22 , that guy was just pounding his face with that paper.

[Ray2noly]

wow it look like they just wanted to hurt his face

[aznboikyle]

the kkk rain whoopin that ass

[kaeyon]

why does the white guy have to be the radish!!?!?

[omgdan23]

@kaeyon Radishes are white, he's white.

[SpiningChocolate]

its like he is being tricked to do this xD LOLOLOL

[pivmaster89]

he's also and English teacher... that was the only part that i could understand

[inkredyble]

wow that white dude speaks it so well.

[nilo200]

that was an onion

[TheDonman92]

no, he's a radish

[MysticalAvocado]

wow that's pretty good japanese for an american :D

[da7preppy7girl]

i dont get it.....

[cinaloca]

thank god that i wasn't that plant lol... btw, to be an american he speaks very well japanese, and hes a teacher!?!? wow

[luckytintinnz]

"I won't lose to the rain.

I won't lose to the wind

Not even to the coldness... of winter

The hot summer is nothing

Mud is ok too (not sure about this one)

I want to become a daikon radish with strong will-power!"

[dendystale]

Thanks!!

[StianDalby]

thank you for translating :)

[XxEmiHasArrivedxX]

....interesting....0_o

[himmelon]

but what he´s saying???

[davidlimcs168]

I don understand

[emmadancer1]

where was this supposed to take place?

i dont speak japanese

[yellowcard360]

i dont understand the last, the thing that looks like mud.

[blackanesian]

im guessing by the road side?

mud got splashed on him

[Kazuzoo]

omg, people are saying how his Japanese suck.. But compared to other people I've met, his english is actually pretty good.

[gamrage]

His English is good because he is an English teacher from America.. His bad accent in Japanese is exaggerated in order to boost the comedy.. He has an American accent when speaking Japanese, but it's not that bad..

[Kazuzoo]

Sorry, I meant Japanese is actually pretty good.

[PXG013]

Horrible Japanese. Oh well, I gotta say, he does have the very English accent in his Japanese.

[Steinless117]

what the hell is he saying!!??

[TeamLimitless]

his japanese is horrible

[14Kristian41]

he's kind of american...

[1azulmariposa]

Yes, he is :)

[ongyj]

It's for the effect for the play!

He sounded much better (more natural) during the short interview, I think

[anansi87]

what was he saying?

[Jordan0Alexis]

yeah, you could tell he was an american the whole time but oh well! Not like i could do any better lol..and anyways i don't really get this skit..maybe i'm just stupid :)

[Sims2freakazoider]

I could tell he was american from the begging!! His voice is too deep!

[fredjhenzel]

amazing. me too.

[deidaracookie12]

lol i would hate to be the raddish

[juliochipa]

chino conchatumadre, q bacanes cosas hacen

[BakaNoshi]

ah what weird pronunciation O__o

[ReitannaSeishin]

he's american XD that's why

[shippo7000]

he keeps saying "it cant get any worse for a raddish"

[DizZyDeag]

haha thanks for letting us know!

[maratku]

wtf!!!

[sintofg]

lol! XD

[yotada]

OMG! This is Halarious! THis guy is good sport. It would be even better if I knew what he was saying during his 'performance' though. I'm sure it would be even more funny if I understood him. ^ ^

[AGaippe]

He was saying that he won't lose to rain, wind, snow/winter, hot sunlight, or mud because he wants to be a "great daikon" or Japanese radish.

[DinosaurJp]

Great guy　XD

[TonyNhollywood]

the american guy was cute!

[xkawaiinex]

translation:hes an english teacher at a college in america.

[GA39Duredhel]

He's not a college teacher but a primary school teacher.

[Loperis]

Meh..

[KuroiiTenshii]

lol.. I could hear from his way of speaking that he wasnt japanese :P especially at the ending.. but very good though!

[chloeditty]

That was awwesome!

[correcaminosgo]

este no lo he entendido

[RSDarkLife]

He is american they say so them self. His japanese is deffently more fluent than mine but. I was able to hear that he was american

[TimCommerford]

Japanese people are cute, no matter what they do!

[RealPlay]

eat poo =))

[Shadowhog]

He's a white Pikmin :X

5/5

[eclarice]

wow...

[elloitsjayden]

たけど、最近見なく

なってたなー。外

[andelong]

even that I can't speak Japanese but I can know that he's American :)

[massirokarasu]

子供の頃から欽ちゃんの仮装大賞見てたけど、最近見なく

なってたなー。外国の人が出場してるの初めて見た。

[SASelite139]

awesome!

[Fr0stBytt3n]

oh crap he's white!

[narutolover]

i loved the last part X3

"im so sorry"

"its ok"

[Stephers834]

theyre not egven blending in

[yergui87]

q es pwn?! what's pwn?!! no lo entiendo!

i don't understan!

bueno q alguien lo explique vite!! jeje

maestros los japonesitos!!

chau

[TheSpiffyNeoStar]

pwn=own

[tenshiuta]

His pronounciation of jap was so funny! This is cute. LOL. could tell he wasn't jap. its so cool that he teaches english in a pri school and can speak jap. o__o

[popkocher]

NO! It was very cute and funny! Thanks for the translation!

[realshiznit]

this one is a bit rubbish

[jhernandez16]

i don't like this one. its really bad.

[Nairat]

Man, I wish I could speak and understand japanese... hehe "I'm so sorry"

[JPsktkSV]

amenimo makezu　雨にも負けず　I wont pwn by rain

kazenimo makezu 風にも負けず　I wont pwn by wind

fuyu no samusa nimo makezu 冬の寒さにも負けず　I wont pwn by winter cold

natsu no atsusanimo hekotarenai 夏の暑さにもへこたれない I will stand against to the summer hotness

keshite ikarazu けして怒らず　I wont get angry

sonna dokonnjyou daikonn ni watashi ha naritai　そんなど根性大根に私はなりたい

I want to be a radish just like that.

[bedaya]

hey thanks for the translation,,

tht is som hardcore language.

[JudiG]

Could you translate "pwn" for me? That's tween language that grownups just don't understand. :>

[Variath]

Then welcome to the internet, faggot.

[kelsko]

to 'Pwn' is to conquer something or someone with skills and/or knowledge.

[myRincon]

pwn - (n) (adj) (v)

gtfo the intrAnets N00b.

[Angkaili94]

Thanks for the translation.  :)

[CRUNKKGLAM]

can someone translate it line by line?

[MujakiKid]

HAHAHAHA that one was so funny, heehee he speaks japanese with a slight american accent

*they fwap him with tree branches* XD

[GreyFoxRamen]

Slight?

[LunaticCalm]

I think he IS American... o.o Looks like a whitey to me.

[patheticbaka]

yeah.. he's american..

the girl said that she met him on america and now she teaches him nihongo

[smurfaka]

no he is english

[smurfaka]

well he says he's an english teacher and from england so i guess its pretty normal :p

[tinicumlegend]

uhhh no hes not, Hes from america, he met that girl in college. Now hes an english teacher at an elementary school in wakayama prefecture

[smurfaka]

ure right, sorry

[zet666]

lololol

[alisayswatsmeggy]

'An American English teacher plays the role of a resilient Japanese radish that grows in a crack on the street'

[Guitar944]

lol i didnt really get any of it but the guy got pwned lol

[CKDO8]

That was the first thing I thought too XD

[imstoned75]

thats gay

[xakurachix]

I have to memorize this poem for Japanese class. Basically, the poem is about living frugally, and helping people. It's not about a turnip.

The poem's actually a lot longer than this.

[Cutiepie1117]

what is he saying

[finarufantaji]

i feel bad for him.....

[llikepie]

how did they do the tracks?

[mystuhmusic]

It was there already, they had two strips of grey covering on it and they just pull them off.

[rebelde3133]

don't Understand

[polkadancer123]

It;s because you don;t know japanese poetry...

[rebelde3133]

I mean i dont understand what they are saying!

[polkadancer123]

well there was this poem by a very famous guy that worked hard for the lives of japanese farmers. But at the end of his life he caught this disease that at that time meant certain death. And in the poem he wrote that if he were to lead an other life, he will be a very strong man, not affected by cold, hot, anger, or pain. So, that guy was experienceing all that stuff... sry if i offended any of you

[thenotice]

and you do?

[polkadancer123]

well there was this poem by a very famous guy that worked hard for the lives of japanese farmers. But at the end of his life he caught this disease that at that time meant certain death. And in the poem he wrote that if he were to lead an other life, he will be a very strong man, not affected by cold, hot, anger, or pain. So, that guy was experienceing all that stuff... sry if i offended any of you

[kecolingo]

i dont understand xD

[csaoxcs]

hahaha

[OtakuKami]

lol i like how they beat the crap out of the white guy

[mseden]

The poor American English teacher. The hubcap + mud was pristine.

[nevertrustCHEEZ]

yeah! beat that whitey!

[PrensAdamYoung]

im from TURKEY and im wathing these videos hundreds of times in day! we TURKS LOVE JAPANESE MATEs and PEACE FORVEVER!!!!!!!

[sunflowerboy]

this is not gud enough..

[grassouiette2]

i'm with you X)

[zloong]

very funny when the winds blow. haha~

[Kitz2194]

ka igat raa!!

[dvliman]

hey i understand wat they all were sain

[SoulCrushing]

This would be funnier if I knew what the vegetable was saying.

[SomethingUnreal]

He's basically saying that he won't lose to (be plucked out of the ground by) the different things he's attacked with. At the end (with the splat on the face) I'm pretty sure there is a punchline but I can't understand Japanese well enough to get it. ><

(BTW, the 'vegetable' guy is American, and they're suprised at the end because he's able to understand and speak Japanese. They were expecting someone was going to translate for him)

[tonberryknife]

lol itd be worth learning japanese just to understand this fully almost

[Maiku87]

actualy the american guy was english teacher, eigo sensei..., ,my japanese it's an embarasament to japanese plp, but sometimes i can understand a bit...

[tonberryknife]

haha awesome

[taufiq1991]

wowow i like tat tpe of gal

[IceCreamGenie]

this is crap.lol

[Peachesandsushi]

what if they're disqulifying him because he's american? they didn't apologize to the other ones.

[9so]

haha he's qt

[b33b01kuro]

hahahahah they were punishing him for having such a bad japanese accent XD he knows the language pretty well tho

[LiLaNgElCuTiE95]

y did the girl say she was sorry?

[xiiiwulf]

she is his japanese teacher.

[strawberrymadness]

Relly?¿?

[xiiiwulf]

at least i think

[megarockman]

He said he was an elementary school English teacher, so my guess is he and the woman work together at an elementary school.

[Kitz2194]

maybe because of the stuff that been put in that dudes face, i think!

[HenwayKitty]

i dont get it.....

[JSDominos]

he sais something like it's too cold too wet ,hot etc.

[polkadancer123]

well there was this poem by a very famous guy that worked hard for the lives of japanese farmers. But at the end of his life he caught this disease that at that time meant certain death. And in the poem he wrote that if he were to lead an other life, he will be a very strong man, not affected by cold, hot, anger, or pain. So, that guy was experienceing all that stuff... you need to know japanese alot to understand

[SomethingWong]

lol they hella hit him in the head!

[arivera3426]

I could tell he was American by his deep voice and accent.

[rotienamenam]

should`ve use black color for the background men. blue is too visible.

[blueroses5327]

this is a parody of Kenji Miyazawa(1896-1933)'s poem "Ame ni mo Makezu (Unbeaten by rain)".

Unbeaten by rain,

Unbeaten by wind,

Neither by the snow nor the summer heat,

Never getting angry,

Such a daikon radish,

I want to be.

[KewlSoul14]

omg! i understood a little:

eego-english

sensei-teacher

gomenasai-apologize =)=)=)=)

[vincentvendetta1]

What was he screaming out exactly when he was being busted up? Btw, japanese is a beautiful language. Very sexy, rowr!

[gingerxcore69]

i wish i could speak japanese v_v

[Nurde]

The guys saying, (in pretty busted up Japanese) that he teaches English to elementary school students in Wakayama prefecture in Japan. The countryside.

[AnimeFan233]

how did he get on there!! sooo jealous! XD

[HinataKidou]

LOL he doesn't make his Japanese bad on purpose, his accent is just really bad. He's an English teacher, as to what I can understand from context clues.

[NewMoonDarkness]

yes he is an english teacher from america haha i was wondering. it was quite funny

[FrancescoT]

really bad? have you actually heard someone really butchering japanese before?

¬_¬ I bet you've a stronger accent when you speak english.

[ASSEMblerEX]

Hahaha great!

I like how he makes his Japanese bad on purpose.

Well done!