singapore censorship! is funny u must see!!1

[rudyhamzah]

Wahlao! They got time to do all these har? Fhahahaa!

[rizzjumari]

h lahh.. all chieneseeeee

[RatuTengen]

U guys are so talented and creative. The artists should create more satires like this to let others know what a repressed lot we are. I enjoyed this.

[thegoonist]

does this dance remind anyone else about the fake north korean dances

[hAhan17]

The government says that they wont boycott dialects in Singapore... But everytime someone sings a dialect song, it will be cut like nobody's business...

[jerry23hebe]

hahahaa



[lpachecogmailcom]

I wonder what happened to Natasha, I can't see her in the ad. After Miss Singapore '05 she's like gone...

[Aydee2020]

MAJULAH SINGAPURA god bless singapore

[PhelioSofia]

wad movie is this?

[MrLolx2u]

I really hate SG Censorship problem... Legend Of Chen Zhen shouldnt be censored but FUCK THE GOVERNMENT FOR DOING IT!!! Im 15 i i missed such a fucking show.... I have to go all the way to Malaysia just to watch it W/O Censorship issues... FUCK U MDA

[freedomgc]

@MrLolx2u dont expect malaysia to have no censorship. alot of movies here are cut till an extent of even 30 minutes, take Pirahna 3D for example.

[polentamaze]

im a singaporean but im not proud of it. singlish is unique to us but hardly anyone outside our borders understands us. Furthermore, i feel it is not aesthetically pleasing to the ears.

[MEBO019]

I am singaporean but honestly, this is kinda lame... anyways foreign talent sux, they come to singapore to screw up our system and to criticise our people as if they are so well off in thier country, then what for come to singapore? Get back to your country and act like a spoilt brat pls.

[pp481022]

Advocate Singlish,why not?

[michaelfoo123]

singaporean is all kiasu u still like!!??? my God

[infinitevitality]

i am against censorship, but i highly support the ratings system. if movies at the theatre gets censored, it's wrong. On TV it's fine cause who knows if children may be watching silent hill and stuff.

[IfureadthisURdum]

this video doesn't work like many other you tube news/satire vids lately...

can someone tell me why this is?

I live in Singapore

could this be censorship or wtf?

[fj1764]

this is the reason sg needs foreign talent

[BloodLord312]

@fj1764 dont dont nid foreign talent,4 all i see foreigners come 2 singapore n act like king queen,no offence

[mayxiu]

Damn bunch of topless guys with flowers splash panties under parking lot. lmao

Drooling o.O

[liverpoolroxlikehell]

Esplanade.. how symbolic

[liverpoolroxlikehell]

Haha while it seems that everyone is criticizing abt the lack of media freedom in Singapore.. there are ppl who actually realise the gd works and efforts of the authorities

[JeromeMatthewLam]

Funny

[selty]

/facepalm

[N4h3nDraN]

kinda retareded....

[chloelove12341]

not so funny

[Kiew91]

lols

[indrazareen]

Super Lame

[Zetsubou12345]

this is way better than jack neo production seriously!

[Grhymes21]

he is mighty joyang

[nickybai]

its a low class production,pls learn from jack neo even if u wana express smth..

[thedopelife]

HAHA JACK NEO? SERIOUSLY?

[MrDumbDumb]

damn lame sia. wear plastic bag

[LuvBikerBoyz]

We have our own language and thats singlish and i think we`r famous for it ................

[simazhongda]

Hit right on the spot where 'he' ask to speak proper english ..

[strafe95]

yeah, i also proud of singlish, can make everyone understand each other even with an age gap and also we can speak "perfect" (sort of) English if we want to. But many country sort of only see singlish cause thats what we are famous for, anyway there is no "lor" that seyy we can't use singlish what.

[UnSaintLike]

Yes, many of us can speak proper English, but Singlish is so unique and so much more powerful and packs more punch than English

[JeromeMatthewLam]

I agree.

[xteaopia]

@strafe95 Well said.

[LYJManchesterUnited]

im not proud of singlish and not embrassed of it too.Just trying to not use it.

[sohny12345]

its so cool haha we long long ...

[xboredBITCH]

I'm proud to be a singaporean and I think that our country's unique.

[0xygen45tribe]

I'm proud to be a Singaporean.

Proud to talk Singlish.

Proud to live in this Country.

Singlish to me is a unique feature of Singapore.

[sohny12345]

singlish=ah beng haha !! true dez

[SuperLadiesman619]

@0xygen45tribe in short, you're kiasu... amirite?

[aureliaz]

oh please. those who judged sporeans harshly for singlish are pretty much sanctimonious self-righteous buggers. slang is slang. humour is humour. other cultures have bastardized english as well and everyone has the right to express themselves.

i'm proud of singlish. it is the one thing that links sporeans together besides our food.

not a huge fan of the vid though. as much as i appreciate the point made, it was funny for the first 20 seconds only.

[jc2y]

even english speak english like fuck.

[Lalisang]

love this video!!!! aller beste

[minorCRANE]

the cloning lol

[wolfteamrawk]

funny

[MapleFreeLV]

xiami song is this???

[fivestararising]

This is directed by Royston Tan

[killernadia08]

hells yeah singlish is cool whoever sez it's not can go ''tiao lou lah!''

[Uchitikae96]

anyway funy meh??

[xin1806]

LOL. a fat PAP not bad.

[B0IrYaNBOI]

singlish ar not only used in sg but also some ppl in msia kl

[ballyballz]

singlish is a proud product produce by singaporeans, is our culture, uniquely singapore wad,zzz

[yingting93]

Btw, I think this video is funny :D Haha.

[yingting93]

I'm Singaporean and I think that there's nothing wrong with speaking singlish on the internet. It's funny how people comment on our use of Singlish just because they can't understand it. Just because you people don't understand our dialect/slang/language whatsoever, doesn't mean that we should stop using it. The internet's a free place, we can post in whatever dialects/slangs/languages we want. If you can't understand it, then don't read it.

[howkemon6559]

don't CENSOR lah !!!!!

[beyourplace]

Of course I agree, but there is some move.I watch a gay movie (old)in one of the famous theatre in Singapore.Step by step...

[jupitar93]

Totally agree!! I'm a Singaporean and how Singapore Censorship Board censors movie totally amazes me.

A few drops of blood will make the whole movie NC16. What kind of censorship is that?

[imsoboring]

Lol,I agree.

[aussiejesus]

wow hot men

[joesr31]

lol so funny they mixed so many song together and change lyrics

[armyboy24]

weird...never knew that proper spelling is a "must" on the internet postings. And I guess some Singaporeans speak singlish, some speak english, and some even speak American English with a phoney accent. So what...I don't hear ppl complain abt Jap-English accent or Indian-english accent... -_-!!

[seahkelvin]

Hahaha!! lol I didn't know that Singapore could do such a funny thing!!

[holycaster25]

funny meh?

[lilmandy920]

fuc*ing stupid!

[Riandy74]

WTF? not full MV wahahaha

[alvincb]

so sian

[hippo638]

dude even if u didnt make this video u shouldnt even pubish it we should be proud that we are Singaporeans and we shouldnt insult Singapore , As singapore is a small country we must all unite!

[foda82]

17 years old charge adult fare alr, police see us sure screen.. We're treated like adults but still cannot buy ciggs.. alamak

[picky96]

FYI all..lame mean a cripple person so pls use perfect english...tank u..

[stilte]

FYI... lame also means inferior and unsatisfactory. Go ahead and check that up in an updated dictionary.

[amberhatesthis]

wads cencorship?????

[mairearad]

Uhh, since when were there so many people who were so supportive of censorship?! Looks suspicious to me, like a load of targeted spam.

[ineedtothink]

well, it's true that there's loads of cencorship in singapore and those people who hate this video are people who can't face the truth, it's like putting salt to their wounds.

[ineedtothink]

haah, i've got no comments on the video but i've got loads of comments on people's comments, your english suck. haha imagine how the whole world will be laughing when they read this.

[firedrakexz]

Well if u think like tat only some ppl like the older ones like 35+ most of them speaks singlish and our young ones usually speak normally

get ur facts right before u post and tis video is just dumb and it is not even concerning singapore

[ineedtothink]

oh really? haha, everytime i walk down orchard road, none of the young ones speak english, seriously, i got my facts right before you did. and this topic is so last year. move on, get a life. i don't really care whether you guys speak good english or not, you guys are the laughing stocks not me, i ain't stopping you guys from speaking singlish, go ahead if you want.

[cardejah]

actually.. if i'm not mistaken, this is off royston tan's film and yes, it IS about singapore's censorship board.

i find it absolutely hilarious because it is true.

i'm singaporean. and i heartily agree. just have a look at this comment board.

the majority who are being defensive

(i'm assuming are singaporean too)

can hardly spell right. not to mention the shitty use of language and grammar.

i'm very embarrassed to report, that

YES. singaporeans speak very bastardised english.

[cardejah]

and it's not just the 35+ year olds.

teens and tweens also speak singlish.

just have a look at any of the videos of people speaking singlish.

[Gangboi]

wads so wrong with speakin singlish? its jus a slang, and every country has one.. even the english home country, England has its own slangs like geodie, cockney etc.. and they too have shitty use of language and grammar init... a slang makes a country unique and if aint proud of ur own slangs and accent then be a sterotyped english speakin bitch....

[yplidh]

Don't confuse slang with dialect...

[x3crissie]

Because youtube is not bloody formal for God's sake. Each country has their own slang. If they're used to it, so let them be. So long as they know how to switch when the time comes.

I mean no offense but seriously even America has got some real shitty grammar going about when people speak English. And well, English itself IS a bastard language so just live with it.

[ballyballz]

everyone fkin person in sg speak singlish la, dumbo,zzz

[wahkao1990]

Yar loh. Who the hell never speak singlish in Singapore is lying. Even my friend from China now also speak english like a pro.

Every country also got slangs one what. Like Australians say "HELLO MATE" but then ours is "OEI SIAO EH!"

No big deal.

Gotta love Singapore!

[ballyballz]

lols, yala, jux how i call my frends,

iya, dumb people got dumb way of thinkin,lols

[k0mmy]

the aussie one is G'day mate! get it right!

[street27studio]

shit... wasting my 1 minute more... funny your haai la...

[anasofia07]

is this some kind of joke..if it is..such a worst joke ever..and guess its not supposed to be label as the funny one but better being label as the worse one...

[Zaphenath4]

WHAT IS THIS

[Qibai]

ya lo... funny meh? so lame la...

[chrixchua]

A lot of afford

[melodyweisze]

funny meh?

[XiaoLonGzAi]

hope all these clowns put in jail..its not funny at all.. ur making fun of singapore's song.. u dumbass..

[v4nd4lz]

it's offencing yt entertaing, but still offencing =X

[chanelchan94]

omg! wad will happen 2 those in the song! the extras!

[acidic06]

losers

[deansilverz]

if i am not wrong royston directed this cos he was frustrated at how his movies were cut. btw he is director of recent '881'.

[deansilverz]

this one is directed by royston tan is it? he famous for being cut.

[dev050509]

im guessing they are in jail now

[hippo638]

not bad d but u need to improve anyway its so entertaining:P

[deansensei]

Hilarious! Sock it to da man!

[hairyhills]

fat faggot..some kind of joke only faggots and gays appreciate...

[Armand32]

Haha..I love it

[ngcheeleng2008]

KEKEKEKE!!! i like the part he dresses like one of the PAP members. :P

[loozh]

Looks like vivo car park... LOL.... i wonder wen they filmed it....

[dragonEX123456]

whats wrong with them

[jlim177]

101

[losemynumber]

omg in A PARKING LOT?

[YoungGinTonic]

uhh...

[m4rs12]

LOL

[corporalcharlie]

Excellent chroma keying!! WHy can't we watch this on local sg tv?!? Great work. Sg tv needs more parodying.

[divakooky]

Singapore Censorship... Is BAd...

[singaboring]

Yay.......men in white, come to your senses and sink the ship.....we hear no evil see no evil talk no evil, we ony see the U tube.....

[hardyasian]

totally tasteless! disgrace! funny no doubt.

[shinbo11]

I'm not a big fan of censorship either but this is just plain embarassing. Singaporean humor has a long way to go.

[jazzDa]

wa lao they go make fun!

[oneky]

My Hero!!

[sgnash]

Anyone knows where to get the full clip of CUT?

[SeventhSun]

Quite interesting. At least for your Singaporean standards.

[bellybig]

LAMEEEEEEEEE..

Omg... seriously.. im rolling my eyes from halfway ard the globe..

[bushsial666]

should pay them a visit! maybe 1st step paint they cars? if don like S'pore just leave ar so ungradeful freaks!

[bushsial666]

should pay them a visit! maybe 1st step paint they cars? if don like S'pore just leave ar so ungradeful freaks!

[BETTERwithYOU]

DAZ FREAKING FUNNY!

[holycaster25]

so lame....Not funny...Very gay every1 oso say..

[saviorgold]

any one hav the sub?

[poppy0990]

FK OFF LA ,, CB GHEY.

[k80sg]

stupid gayish movie.

[zackyjazz]

What's so fuuny...not interesting at all!!!

[hacona]

OK this video is so funny...Rosyton Tan rocks man.

[TommyCr7]

Stupid and lame

[cajunmoon]

looks like gay movie..

[nicolechen]

AAHHAHAH DAMN FUNNY! but if we have the internet the censorship is of no use ...

[blackapple89er]

thank God for youtube

[WeRDNAEeL]

ZOMGWTFROFLOL!

[Tsuimonster]

funny liao, the sign said CENSO... I do not get it when it stopped early

[Urseh]

lmao ah pui de PCK in PAP white outfit!!

[cityboyz1uk]

Don't be silly 1988fish, I saw it at an cinema. Don't you know it's illegal to film stuff you see at a cinema? Do you have full videos of every film you've seen in the cinema?

[1988fish]

i know is not right. and i nv film it. i am also loking 4 the full movie. i get this from some frend 1.

[cityboyz1uk]

I saw the full version at a London film festival - it was hilarious but I felt that the context was a little lost on a non-Singaporean audience.

[1988fish]

do u have the full video??? can send it to me?

[bliz85]

ok, to fill you in, this song uses the tune of a national day song and a national courtesy campaign song:

the first tune is to the song of "We are Singapore", the second, a courtesy campaign song of which the title i cannot recall...as for the last tune i'm sure you can recognise it as "Sing you way home", right?;)

[Urseh]

lmao wahkau. singaporeans arh. tsktsk. >_<

[Kyorihart]

This one PG... tt one is G... this one is RA..

u cannot see...

LOLX!!! Funny Hair Wif Funny Song

[docras]

funny ! send me the full video please... docras@gmail.com

[1988fish]

sorry. i dont have the full 1... this is all i have.

[animefantic0w0nolife]

Hilarious, but true. I love pirated stuff cause you young young alsi can watch the R 21 stuff. Most cencorship only covers cursing... So unfair. Freakin censorship stopped me from seein the 'Da vinci Code' cos i'm only 12... Singapore sucks.

[zerovortex]

woohooo! he's GOOD! sg censorship is power. simi oso censor. even for the movie fast and furious: tokyo drift, oso anyhow censor. now i know why they moved back the release date in sg, to haf enuff time to CENSOR!

[1988fish]

i agree with that. sopilt the movie.

[zerovortex]

they're making it hard for us to resist piracy.

[theredbag]

so funny.

[vinousrisk]

LOL!! very2 funny.. nice video!! hahaha..

[bczh]

hi can u send this video to me? email: bvndestiny@gmail.com