Jay and Silent Bob Rap

[XxrockUhardXx]

no every word to this movie!!!! XD

[Starkiller4Life]

I still Love this movie and scene

[ItsAllAboutTehGames]

This is one of those vidoes were after it finishes u stand there speechless for about 10 seconds then say, "what the fuck did i just watch?"

[maggielikesbananas]

Haha This will keep the sun out of your eyes.(puts hat on backwards)

[12EvilDj]

Shit, Jay is Yelawolf, or his brother.

[xxtremeangel]

My version (didnt finish yet): wat wat stick it in ma butt

suck on ma big fat dick slut

Fat fat ass

Eatin cheese eatin cheese

[KingRafikki]

what movie is this from?

[karpfenaut]

@KingRafikki *facepalm*

[Phunnypickle]

@KingRafikki i dont know either, it looks fucking dumb.

[laidyjoker]

Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and sm- 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. Oh e oh e oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya

[AzraelSWFC2011]

@laidyjoker Nointch... Not Noise.. ;)

[TheZaya13]

Can I ask why does this have a dislike button?

[nowixs]

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[Noelismygod]

whats this from?

[robertmorrison2002]

@Noelismygod movie Jay and silent bob strike back

[Noelismygod]

@robertmorrison2002 ahh thankyou!

[rfwill13]

I've met so many people by singing this randomly

[2008atwt]

kids at school used to quote this all the time and I never knew what it was from until now XD

[GKHenners]

aaaaa i love this when ever i see it i play it 10 times over

[followerDISNEY]

i love singing this song xD they're amazing! where's that lil kid's accent from?

[selma12Hp]

still watching this in 2012, hell yeah!

[majikkool200]

Best thing EVER -3:]

[crzybecca4u]

this shit always makes me laugh, I like to rewind that ahit like 5 times lmfao

[threesixtytoma]

This will keep the sun out of your eyes *puts hat on backwards*

[todd74boss]

ima smoooth pimp who loooooooves the pussy

[LightmassOffensive]

smokin weed smoking doing coke drinking beers

[coolz63554]

nice i love this song fuck

[mrXXrauf182XX]

misfits <3

[rbigbootyboo1]

I still wanna kno who the short kid w/ the hoodie is i used to have the biggest crush on him Haha

[thetwentythirtytwo]

To the 143 dislikes,

All you motherfuckers are gunna pay, you are the ones who are the balllickers. We're gunna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to hollywood and find those miramax fucks who're making the movie, we're gunna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit and then eat their shit thats made up of our shit that we made em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next.

Love,

Jay and Silent Bob

[vAssassinate]

WAIT WAIT WAIT in the movie Clerks 2, Jay and Silent Bob lent the owners of Quick Stop 50 grand to re-open the store. Now his acting like a dick to him...

[DominicHunt]

@vAssassinate

This movie was before Clerks 2.

[Boxbreak101]

Fuck, fuck, mother, mother, fuck, fuck lolllllllllll Fucking love this

[jinn717]

So glad I taught my 3-yo to sing this.

[CrazzyGirllMaddz]

i wanna marry jay hahaha

[CJAugustennsen2012]

xD so funny

[RbyRngadh8r]

Damn, Silent Bob's mom is hot!

[Maper555]

what movie is this from

[reven124]

@Maper555 Um It Kinda Says It In the title

Jay and Silent bob Strike Back

[Maper555]

@reven124 k

[qwerty4526]

15 bucks little man,put that shit in my hand.:)

[PennyShortProduction]

A nickelbag for $15?

[Insanepaniccccccc]

i love this movie

[willdabeast95]

a nickelbag for 15 bucks

[iluvedculcute]

i found this song on my mums old mob she gave to me when i was 9 and i got in shit walking around my house singing it... fuck yeah!

[OperationUnicron]

I would bang the shit out of Bobs mom...

[GhostScreenPictures]

haha the time did suck.

[CoolGurl1818]

SHITMACHINE

[CoolGurl1818]

lol

FUCK FUCK FUCK

[SandstonRedneck2]

shit I couldn't stop looking at the prices on the windows DAMN what the fuck have we come to

[jcorsuezph360]

This will keep the sun out of your eyes, and she put the cap on backwards ._.

[DickCheeseOnMyDick]

At 2:07 when someone says 'yea purple rain", WHO said that, no ones lipped move, it was someone else voice, WTF!!!

[Andre01993]

@DickCheeseOnMyDick the guy in black...

[gothangel2236]

@DickCheeseOnMyDick the one with the spiked up hair tht askd for a quarter

[steelmon08]

CLERKS 4TW

=D



[richracer57]

I love it When jay is like "Writen by god herself" hahaha

[jadekillcity]

@richracer57 that could well be a reference to the film dogma, which they were also in and it had God as a woman in the film.

[richracer57]

omg so hillarious

[Brognor]

I still sing that xD

[Jzigzags]

2:24 look at bob's face xD

[OrgasmicPancakes]

Not sure if I heard correctly, but did that kid just buy a nickel of regs for 15 bucks? Got fucking ripped off hardcore.

[xmalaisedusieclex]

i still love this shit

[Muz33kful]

what was the kids name in the gray hoodie

[charlosgibson]

i need a ride to the videostore to rent this lol funny

[Kenshin4445]

@charlosgibson its on youtube

[sitkotw1]

to hear the song 1:13

[LunchBoxSteez]

The kids obv. got ripped off, lmfao.

[stefanYObro]

shmokin weed shmokin ahahahahahaaha ahahahahahahLOLLOLOL SHMOKIN ahahahahaha

[TheSilentSqaids]

the real funn starts at 1:10

[maxpayneelud]

OUTRAGES BASTARDS.

[SnuffleGaming]

I still sing this!

[MrDrouglas]

don't you move you little shit machine.

[TehPeoplesChampion]

that funny as hell moment when you start singing this and one of your friend just joins in randomly xD

[Muggizz]

@TehPeoplesChampion That makes no sense, do you eaven know what the word "random" means? It's not eaven close to random if you are already singing.

[EngrishExpert]

I like how she gave the hat to the baby, and said "this will keep the sun out of your eyes" then put it backwords. .______.

[Wjungle14]

Im in love with Jay :/

[Keresztesy]

And I'm still used to sing it when I'm high.

[Decoygaming1207]

@Keresztesy ahhh, getting high right now :)

[demonslife]

umm didnt this use to be in sync? now its not??

[NeverShowerNever]

nickle for fifteen?

[xInfernapeFTWx]

1:34 look at silent bob

[JSmusiqalthinka]

Long live The Time...and especially Prince! :)

[BastardOfBodom5]

JAY MARRY ME!!!!!!!!

[TheDinosauresrock]

jay is fukkn sexy!

[tmctrockband]

haha this is awesome cuz i love the 80s!!!!

[turd111111]

@tmctrockband The thing is... theres no way this could be the 80's because theres no internet until the 90's

[tmctrockband]

@turd111111 i meant i love how when the kid talks bad about the 80s "the time" Jay attacks him

[repotcard3]

Haha. . .

[JSH4sure]

bob was rappin like crazy here

[iHeartsxP]

it doesent keep the sun out of ur eyes if u turn it backwards.......

[BradenShred]

its noise you fucking dumbasses look up the lyrics done by jay

[godlykser]

its my ringtone

[MrReddeadfreak]

Movie*

[MrReddeadfreak]

I love this move!!!!!!!!

[TheSweetviviana]

this is so funny i laugh so hard :D

[KingJaylinMedia]

This will keep the sun out of your eyes

*Puts hat on backwards*

[DaRealLeekLuciano]

Damn 15$ for a nick outta pocket

[BradenShred]

my mistake i looked up the lyrics written by Jay and thats what it said

[Vioremm14]

@SuperEminemfan7 it's a band called Nickelback lol

[Deeeeee645]

@Vioremm14 your so fucking stupid

[Vioremm14]

@Deeeeee645

I was kidding man

[Vesgua]

who the fuck says "yeah, purple rain" at 2:07?

[turd111111]

@Vesgua Silent Bob says that

[RionaCZ]

My Jungle Love... oh weee oh weee oh.

[ParkourKRice28]

2:14 two boy background  hahahaha

[mrgaiusbonus]

1:10

[JJengineering]

the most groovy stuff i've EVER heard!fucking awesome!

[21knight21]

whats the song at 0:10?

[TheKidcanibus92]

@21knight21 Joe Walsh - Life's Been Good.

[boobPL]

1:31 mistifis logo on jacket?!

[MrCrossoverer]

and thats how it began....

[hoovergaming]

i used to sing this shit when i was 12

[ToadStoolxX]

@hoovergaming That makes two then.

[jlimproj]

their moms are milfs hahaha

[Zitozu]

Am I the only that's really annoyed by the short kid? I don't know, he just pisses me off.

[MariKatzuki]

@Zitozu Dude I feel the same way!

[2011mrkingofkings]

The first verse in the rap (Noise Noise Noise Smok'in Weed Smok'in Wizz Do'in Coke Drik'in Beer's...) was taken from the original Clerks film.

[LimpBalm]

r.i.p jay

[Maniac4FFVII]

@LimpBalm fcking moron

[wastzup]

aha lmfao

[EatUnicornesForLunch]

MISFITS 

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What?

[TheMets84]

1:17

[Frallon]

I love how Kevin Smith always calls himself fat in his movies lol! "The Fat one's watching the Little one?"

[sailorella05]

Love this song!

[willdabeast95]

nickel bags cost 15 bucks?

[FuckYourself15]

DAMN who's the kid with the black hair??

[maveth1]

2:01 anyone else ntoice how he says god HERSELF and handed down to the greatest band in the world

[banditkade]

@maveth1 It's a reference to Dogma. A movie made 2 years prior.

[JosephPoeTV]

I want that kids jacket...

[k20crxboi]

Crispy integer da9 in the back, nice.

[BradenShred]

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Mother Mother Fuck Mother Mother Fuck Fuck Mother Fuck Mother Fuck Noise Noise Noise 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise Noise Noise Smok'in Weed Smok'in Wizz Do'in Coke Drik'in Beer's Drik'in Beers Beers Beers Roll'in Fatties Smok'in Blunts Who smoke the blunts? We smoke the Blunts roll'in Blunts and Smok'in Blu... Kid: Uh... yeah can i get a Nickel bag?... Fifteen Bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me,owe me,owe...Best Song EVER!!!

[777tWill777]

@BradenShred He doesn't say noise dumbass

[SunnySaturnine]

@777tWill777 What does he say?

[killedmycat]

@777tWill777 Yes he does. Go look at imdb. Dumb ass.

[777tWill777]

@killedmycat He obviously says noich. Too bad your dumbass doesn't know what that means without using google.

[willbawesome123]

i like the part where he says " 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand and if that money doesn't show you owe me owe me oh"

[newandjune]

corn chowder

[wouldbeawesome]

god herself ^^

[AnimeFanGrant62]

141 people got fucked up

[pa2pb2]

Jay's mum is hot

[Ryuuji14]

Blockbuster Brought me Here...and Fuck they were the Shit! i remember growin up with jay and silent bob and shit....i just watched this movie just now! and they still go hard in motherfucking 2011!

[dubbelfunk]

fuck fuck mothermotherfuck motherfuckfuckfuck motherfuckfuckfuck

[TheDyloose]

Alright dont you fuckin move you little shit machine!

[Bigfoot42794]

Me and my friend JD are dressing up as Jay (me) and Silent Bob (JD) for my school's halloween day. Hope it goes well!

[MsChilichick]

@Bigfoot42794 nothing can go Wrong being Jay & Silent Bob Bad Asses!

[Bigfoot42794]

@MsChilichick You're right, actually! We went as the two to our school yesterday, and just about everyone who noticed the two of us (only about 30 people, really) said we looked remarkably like them, so I'd say it was a success!

[MsChilichick]

@Bigfoot42794 Bad asses! Told you . .

[DrGreenthumb69420]

watchin this movie right now i love it :)

[UR5U8700LTWB]

Love when Jay's mom calls that guy a fucking square.

[nolifetroll1]

1 vid... over 2 million views..INSANE

[mcJoeRobs]

Jay and bob are like light and shadow-

They can't be one without te other.

[TommyDDoom]

in hungarian thats better :D do not make hate comments to me

[SamiSchultz1993]

Who on Earth could dislike this? It's so funny!

[PaulGilbertrulezzz]

@SamiSchultz1993 141 dumbasses

[SamiSchultz1993]

@PaulGilbertrulezzz I guess so. They must be dumbasses.

[Nikkitheoutcastvamp]

God herself, haha Dogma

[mabreda10]

whats the name of the film please ??

[Luicarry]

@mabreda10 jay and silent bob strike back

[AlexEvans41]

@mabreda10 crunk i think

[mabreda10]

@AlexEvans41 thanks

[bigm3661]

weed makes u happy n when it wears off it makes u lazy as shit

[PromiserOfDeath]

Sorry Everyone. But Really a Nickel Bag thats weak, if im gonna buy a bag of weed its gonna be a Dime or a Dub. a Nickel would be like 3-4 bowls plus your friend is gonna wanna get high also. so thats like 2 bowls for both of you not enough to do shit.