Dawn of War - We'ze Were Made for Fightin' an' Winnin'

[DarkLocustSlayer]

A WAAGH! is like a Saturday party for the Orks lol

[ZakkLamm]

Orks are smarter than most people give them credit for. Or, at least, SOME Orks... I just finished the Grey Knights Omnibus today, and when Justicar Alaric was trapped and enslaved on a Khornate world of gladiator fights and blood games, he noticed that one of the few groups of slaves that had a survival plan... were the greenskins.

[Mrcakeman34]

Fungus wants to kill you, and is called an ork

[Kemonokami]

"STAUP...DEM...BUTT...GEWD!!!"­

[xXxDarkAdeptusxXx]

hehe, i remember Orkamungus getting his face smashed by Gabriels warhammer during the Tartarus Campaign..

[NicholasGeschke]

Orks are all male and they reproduce via spores that release en masse not long after death. The minimum time it takes is 7 hours. So, to prevent a planet from becoming completely infested with them, the best weapon to use is fire. Burn every corpse or else there's going to be feral Orks coming out of the wild.

That's precisely why Orks are as deadly as they are stupid! They are practically CREATED to fight and respect only strength.

[Anonie324]

@NicholasGeschke Not practically. The Old Ones literally created them to fight the Necrons...

P.S. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[AhmedUitVenlo]

@NicholasGeschke I think if the human race wouldnt have woman's we would also be creating space-ships to just fight aliens and eachother (like the orks)

[jamohanleva]

Orks are mushrooms!

[mobiusZero2]

one question...how they reproduce them orks?

[vampireknightvk]

after one dies a thousand more spawn they are fungus

[oogyboogyooy]

@vampireknightvk  nah, they're hermafrodites, both male and female =p

[canadaislive]

@vampireknightvk nope theyr okz

[vampireknightvk]

@canadaislive their actually fungus, when they die, they spawn spores that scatter in the wind, kinda like dandilions, and they find a wet warm place, and they grow up into orks >.> technically u could call them mushrooms

[canadaislive]

@vampireknightvk then we must eat these shrooms but how come they don't scatetr and reapear in the games i kille dlots okz

[vampireknightvk]

@canadaislive >.> casue it takes time for them to grow up? longer then the span of ur game, and also it would make the coding of the game alot more complicated?

[lordgluzman]

@vampireknightvk Well really depends where are they located..

[crackshack2]

@vampireknightvk

they are just shit on the road

[BlackTemplar43]

@crackshack2 Indeed! On the road to Mankind's triumph! We must crush them all! For the Emperor!!

[lolcatz4win]

the orks say they "go lokin fer sumin" and they end up reproducing via spores on caves

[gams23]

dats coz dey go lookin fer sumthin else ta KILL!

[warlordkoffe1andonly]

@mobiusZero2 well you may not belive me but they got are both sex they got penis and vagainas : / but they all look males yes i know but they got penis front vagaina rear :3 shall i keep going?

[10Maloy]

How bout we just say they have neither? less disturbing thoughts for us all eh?

[warlordkoffe1andonly]

sure : )

[warlordkoffe1andonly]

sorry my own bad evryeone that said that they reprouduce from spores/fungus is right i diden't have the IG journal there it said and explain evrything

[GunmetalBreon]

to bad the space marines wiped them out!!FOR THE GLORY OF THE IMPERIUM!!

[dabar94]

Orkz iz never beaten in battle, they allways come back for anuva go!

[Wanzerman123]

Orkamungus, I always thought they meant Ork among us.

[mayhem380]

@Wanzerman123

It's more like 'Humongus' (I can't spell today :S) and the definition of that is 'big', so the translation is more like 'Big Ork'.

[GeneralSturnn]

"Not a weak small group of Grotz lik' yu' boyz!"

Grotz:"HEY HEY! We'z 'ere to!!!"

[Challenger2uk]

The music here reminds me of the first Warcraft music.

[Tomekwinxs]

lol the slugga got ownd!!

[evildogheretic]

MAKE DEM UMIES PINK AN PULPY!

[ktown922]

"Weze not gonna stay and figh'?" LOLz Orks are so awesome, for them fighting is just a fun party. Even if they know it is suicidal to charge at the enemy they are still always ready for a fight :D While Space Marines are being all serious and holy orks are just having fun LOL this vid shows how even the weakest ork is still brave and eager for battle(until a bigger ork tell em not do it)

[DJTRANCENDENCE]

@ktown922 thats cause they are STUPID man! lol!

[JKno1]

And so, a mass of green falls upon the land and with steel and strength the Imperium is there to meet it and with their battlecry being glory to the emperor they charge forth and cleanse the beasts with death.

[jspinac1]

These orks are gang busters, ya dig

[symonglorian]

The Helion System is ours, the Brute hordr never had the chance agains the Emperor.

Space Marines - Orks  5 - 0

System cleansed. Prayed Be the emperor

[Chareater]

u runty humies got real lucky when u stomped da boyz but der ar bigger un bader boyz coming and theyz going to stomp u like the grotz uz is

[symonglorian]

For a thousand orc, I only need a thousand bullet.

All Hail the immortal emperor!

[BuzanTheFear1ess]

fag

[symonglorian]

Cock sucker

[Chareater]

uz cant kill one of us with a thousand dakka u worthless grot iz goner kick uru ead in and but uz skull on me point stick

for the waaagh

[symonglorian]

I've got 12037 Orc skull.. and which orc has got my skull?

Hail the emperos

[Chareater]

uz just steal da skulls of da boys dat I stomped or from tem bad sun boyz not from my boyz uz couldn't get a skull from my boyz even if dey woz dead wez da tough

[symonglorian]

Sooner or later the galaxy will get us togarther an we shall see, warboss!

[symonglorian]

And by the Emperor's Will they both die!

Chaptin Sylax from the Emperor's Whips

[MadLarKin90]

silence umie

[5047042]

"I'm da hand of Gork and Mork, dey sent me to rouse up da boyz to crush and kill 'cos da boyz forgot what dere 'ere for. I woz one of da boyz till da godz smashed me in da 'ead a' I 'membered dat Orkz is meant to conquer and make slaves of everyfing they don't kill.

I'm da profit of da Waaagh an' whole worlds burn in my boot prints. I'm death to anyfing dat walks, where I go nothin' stands in my way.

[symonglorian]

Let's meet at Helon Prime Greenskin an I'll show you the power the emperor! ( :D )

[5047042]

I iz more cunnin' than a Grot an' more killy dan a Dread.

we iz gonna stomp da 'ooniverse flat an' kill anyfing' that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz' we're da Orks an we was made ta fight an' winin."

[bossshun9]

I bez da Ork dat showz all u otha Orkz wha it meenz to smash up dem humies. So, if youz Fink youz ah badda Ork den me, I lik to see youz try it, ya gits! So, follo meh, an we'z gonna crush all dem humies up!

[5047042]

you got a priety moouth on you dont you

[5047042]

me spuash the puni hummei emmperror ha ha habna

[Cocarat206]

Orkamungus was nothing compared to Gorgutz!

[popacapinyourass101]

gorgutz is nothing compared to ghazkull

[tomtom742]

I was never able to play this, sadly, what was Orkamungus's special plan? The Squiggoth?

[OlaftheFlashy]

Other than regroup for another major assult?

We'll never know.

Because, unfortunately for the orks, the Blood Ravens struck first with a surprise assult on Orkamunges fortied camp. So whatever the warboss was planning never came to fruitition.

There was however a Squiggoth defending in his inner encampment.

[ATGOD2]

there is a free demo found in steam

[marcopolo5858]

maybe breeding squiggoths ?

[GorkanMork]

hahaah warcraft 2 music from the orks

[commandervulkan]

Is it me or the story in the first dawn of war a hell of alot better then the rest of em so far? Lets hope different for soulstorm

[liltiger3]

It is, The Dark Crusade storyline was crap. Like Seriously, "IM gonna Attack this Province. WOW! I won now I can attack farther away provinces. Im gonna attack a stronghold province. WOW. I won! There goes that race." Seriously, what do you acclomplish, basically every province has the same goal: Destroy thier main building. It could have been better.

[Leonidasisawsome]

Ye i just wanted another campaign like in the other ones. 5 missions each for all 7 races.

[HK47Beta]

I think the Dark Crusade campaign was a bit better for gameplay, even if the AI was crap. But a linear campaign like the original Dawn of War one is way better for story.

[TheEmporer]

I agree with you guys, a linear campain is better. But how will they acomplish the task of imps vs sm vs SOB? how will they do that?

[AkatsukiBoss13]

Just like in DC. All 3 armies have their own goals and wish to accomlish them by themselves and won't back down to the others. So they must battle each other to achieve their goals.

[SachaVyKos]

the use of the wc2 soundtrack only takes away from this video, get somefink orky!

[Naelok]

I love the sounds he makes when he clears his throat.