Rock Paper Scissors, Your Logik Is Not Right (6:01am)

[Cognition92]

94 peoples logic is not right

[paulioyeuh]

how does scissor get dynamite?

[bobbydevan]

@paulioyeuh it cuts the fuse! :) this video is pure genuis

[missfetisha]

''what is this.. this is a hat... this does not hurt a rock.. rock now does not have sunburns.. rock can have bad hair day.. and paper has help out... '' HAHAHA Im fucking dying

[paufg]

the paper it's supposed to wrap around the rock. leaving it unable to do anything...

[jazzmasta92]

Rock become sand...

[roterdamac13]

hang yo self fag

[BlueCannonBalt32]

@roterdamac13 How is he a fag? It's a german accent. You Lose.

[kavgaci]

dynamite blows up, there is nothing left... but rock is still around in sand form. Rock wins.

[gottaloveKTM]

in witch country do elephants have poop on their back

andin which country do bird eat poop from an elephant

[TrueIrishJuggalo]

@gottaloveKTM which*... and he meant bugs.... and there are no COUNTRIES in which this is done... it happens to elephants... birds are not instructed do by countries' governments....

[TheAnonynja]

Scissors cut fuse, rock smashes scissors, dynamite blows up rock. It actually works. Flula.. i love you

[KisherFisher]

watched this in school today

[TheC0ckPuncher]

The paper is choking the rock out...

[SparkleShine10]

Completely stolen from Demetri Martin.

[RecklessCODfTw]

is this guy PURPOSLEY REALLY BAD A SPELLING AND LOOKS LIEK A HOMO?

[chibiLROX]

@RecklessCODfTw you do realize he's german right?

[RecklessCODfTw]

@chibiLROX yes i did, still

[CRISTINAlikesANIME]

We watched your videos in my math class today XD

U inspired my teacher to make equations about Scissors cutting throo a rock :3

[killrqueen]

he's so upset by this.

[acejr1021]

its like birds on an elephant's back and eats all the poop

[troyatl68]

umm i believe dynamite will also lose

[mbagel469]

...because if paper couldn't win in one instance, then rock would beat everything, thus having no game.

[FuckeryFairy]

rock become sand lol

[ngseb]

Scissors cuts the fuse.

[michaeltmptplr]

So scissors beats dynamite then. Seems legit.

[GoalieChick819]

Comedic Genius.

[xxBrokenNCydexx]

he's gotta get stoned before every single one of his videos I love it

[Rekill2]

What would scissors do to dynamite??

[tolik123]

@Rekill2 Cut the fuse so it cant go off

[cb1ryder]

@Rekill2 Cut the fuse off (?)

[RaeBean83]

How do you say "You're fucking HOT" in German?????

[ManuelB1b3r]

@RaeBean83 "Du bist verdammt Geil"

[Caleb5617]

rock scissor... dynamite

[krcjayhawks]

@TheBombTestKiller77 I think the logic works. just as scissors job is to cut, dynamite's job is to blow up. One also has to determine if each round uses a new set of said objects. That would have to be the case, as one loses every round. just playing devil's advocate my man ;)

[324Thedude]

Flula for President!!

[bradnstar]

<3

[wgwgajnbdkvajqwd]

um?



[limoncellist]

How wasted were you while making this vid? :D

[GooberNuf]

@limoncellist I thought he was recovering from a hangover haha

[gratefultobehere]

This is how I imagined the nazis talking to each other on their down time.

[MoogleMini]

rock become sand.

[nonipotent]

I feel like this guy just gets absolutely baked before these videos....

[hawaiidispenser]

And scissors cuts the fuse on dynamite...

[BlueEyedSoul21]

@hawaiidispenser

Exactly what I was thinking... he might be on to something here!

[TheBombTestKiller77]

Actually dynamite and rock both lose because rock gets blown up and dynamite commits suicide soo no1 wins.....ha

[jeeperscreep334]

Wanna play Rock, Paper Scissors? xD

[CykaByNature]

i wanna know if he drives American lol...doubtful. these videos are priceless.

[CutestKittyChannel]

sehr geile idee ;)

[bananasplits987]

logik.

[tygersflowerz]

lol.... the logic is that the paper can wrap up the rock... ;-) (okay i know, still doesn't make much sense)

[broekspijp41]

you live in that car?

[spencer7396]

wake and bake....?

[idandfriends]

Sorry, scissors beat dynamite? I guess so.

[idandfriends]

So wait, paper beats dynamite?

[mcmurray121]

No, Rock Dynamite with a cutable wick, scissors.

[bananasplits987]

@mcmurray121 bahaha. demetri.

[mcmurray121]

@bananasplits987 YAY!!! someone else watches him too :DD

"This is my pie chart of procrastination..."



[jdcchas]

u have way too much time on ur hands dude!!! get a life

[Frizzle821]

they have dynamite in that game sometimes. you just make a fist and put your thumb up

[shmunski101]

You dumbass teutonic kraut. everybody would play dynamite then and the game would be flawed. Paper covers rock cuz rock cant smash a piece of paper thats just sitting on a table...

[stuckonautomatic]

@shmunski101

Scissors cut fuse...so not everybody will play dynamite.

[sdowdsoc]

I remember when I had my first beer.

[TheManTheMythTheZib]

he lives in car

[Lageyy]

Rock, Panzer, Scissors

[kazooiez]

ROCK HAS CRUSH YOU GOOD

[narcasist1]

Rock paper scissors works awesome! We use it here in Australia to make everyday decisions! Like who is going to cook or who is going to the shop for food :)

[RandomVidCast]

What happens when scissors fight dynamite???

[RJLproduction]

SO sunny

[RJLproduction]

@RJLproduction UGH Funny* lol

[RachieFayeTFE]

"bye-bye, you are now origami swan or somesing."

[2391caroline]

So great.

[sarahbelle909]

lol this guy

[rangu66]

lol love the accent

[jsdodgers]

Someone likes copying Dimitri Martin



[CloudiaTsang]

LOL paper's like a hat

[Yiriahraven]

Scissors will cut the wick off the dynamite @reidkrausen

[noodleprincess7969]

He looks like Lenard from Big Bang Theory:)

[reidkrausen]

How does scissors supposed to win against dynamite

[SinisterSkeptic]

@reidkrausen

Scissors cut the fuse.

[JaclynGlenn]

Richard Marx tweeted this video!

[SWLinPHX]

I always wondered how paper was superior to rock too!

[ReginaldMaulding]

"why do peoples play rock paper scissors?"

You asked this like the weight of the world was on your shoulders.

[gabevanhelsinggrl13]

This video made my day! xD

[Dan4USCTroy]

this is so blooding mad

[ch4dftw]

And there is a creeper but who wins against him?

[beyourself266]

10 minutes after hot boxing the car :P

[bhsum]

begins the video with such a stressed sigh LOL

[zerofreeze27]

rock paper dynamite....guess who win diss woooon???

[r0senz]

where's this guy been all my life

[defertyx]

Just trolling, but the paper is supposed to be large enough to cover the rock all the way around, thus caging it from escaping.

Funny guy though, first video ive seen of him, does he always act tired in his videos?

[supack78]

Love you flula, love you.

[fromthetempest]

if im rock, and here comes dynamite...tssss! guess who win dis one?! hahahaha

[janndod]

whatta fack is this ?? xD genius stoner xD

[breetel03]

Logik?

[joi12345678]

These are so cute to me.lol

[Byjum]

Fucking amazing lol who is this fella?

[yassaification]

no scissors cut the fuse

[tinkisdab3st]

rock paper.dynimite.....dynimite wins every choice

[tinkisdab3st]

Yo Sooo Trollin You dont know what party pooper is or other stuff but ur can scarcasmly say paper turns around and looks at a street sign lol ur soo trollin lol

[bbpdec92]

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK

[OnStrangerTides69]

Marry me!

[method190]

fire water and sun

[MudHut67]

You seem so upset, and your accent is funny (in an amazing way) I'm sorry

[JimmyMacJones]

How is it symbiotic? How does the paper benefit? It doesn't. It just becomes crumpled up. Also, for the dynamite to 'win', it would have to destroy itself. :)

[enfrasigbulle]

haha in sweden its rock scissors bag:) so the bag catches the rock. that makes sense

[faselblaDer3te]

Welche Droden nimmst du eigentlich? XD <3

[bassist789]

STOLEN from demitri martin.

[pointyraccoon]

At the end he says Rock Paper Dynamite...I thought he wanted to get rid of Paper not Scissors

[MudHut67]

@pointyraccoon

ACTUALLY, he said rock scissors dynamite at the end.

[EmilyMislak]

Next time I play, I'm definitely pulling out dynamite and making the sizzle sound. I will win.

[Gangu5Kahn]

"This help a rock...ok?"

hahahahah!

[VillageThinking]

Rock vs Paper = symbiotic. That's deep. Rock becomes sand.

[bajer111]

rockscissorsdynamite org is now up an running! help spreading the word, and let's try to get rid of the old name! thumbs up to so people can se :)

[MrLogo134]

Shut up stupid

[wobgp101]

How about Rock Paper Scissors Lizzard Spock?

[emily13hemann]

oh and dynamite? scissors could not beat dynamite either...

[emily13hemann]

what is this, like a hat? This does not hurt the rock. The rock does not have sunburns. It can have bad hair days. .....

[Interesteb]

Anybody wants to play rock, paper, scissors? ◎, ☐, ✄

[wiggleMYniblets]

I was waiting for him to burst out crying

[doctorwholover1]

This is why I only play Jan-ken-pon

[SuperMeanshit]

If you notice these videos are made early in the morning. The time when the being drunk and absolutely tired creates confused thoughts

[pyromancer22]

2:14 it looks like he makes a note of that at the end! lol

[SunMoonFamilyGuy]

Someone obviously lost at Rock, Paper, Scissors...

[neophytos]

82 peoples are stoopid paper

[xalener]

The paper hurts the rock emotionally.

[guit4r1st97]

"rok could have bad hair day." lol

[ashleyjbreor]

Great job guy. Like your whole Idea but dynamite- (no go, scissor cant beat Dynamite and one has to beat the other! In order for the game to work!) I guess the only was scissor could win is if you cut the fuse before it blew up. But in real life if you have dynamite you run the other way! But This guy is too funny still like Jennifer is a Party pooper. She Poops at partys

[Toastrecon1]

@ashleyjbreor Scissors cuts the dynamite fuse, silly.

[mabes1092]

i wish there was a "love" button for this video...

[21SPICY]

haha he fixed one problem and created another, hows scissors gonna win dynamite ya dunce. rofl I mean you can't even spell Logic right, and youre having a serious debate on rock, paper, scissors. lmao fools me for thinking they're was any intelligence in this heated debate lol very funny though

[MaggotLlama]

@21SPICY He's from Germany and is still working on his English. "Logik" makes more sense to him... English is the weird language.

[Joeah89]

@21SPICY Cut the fuse.. Also, you're not in a position to make fun of his spelling and grammar.

[21SPICY]

@Joeah89 Its called slang slut

[jim0watkins]

rock, paper, scissors... lizard, spock

[DjinNortheast]

rock become sand

[ZacMonson]

Origami Swan? you dont use scissors for origami

[taderbutt]

Rock can have bad Hair day...



[taderbutt]

Scissors good luck, you can now not cut other things...

[bonjourEllo2013]

so really, if it were to be rock, scissor, dynamite, there really would be no point for anyone to be anything else but dynamite, right?? XD haha, he just made my day... (laughing in tears)

[utupoe111]

good job scissor

[aroot2012]

This is just a rip-off of a Demetri Martin joke

[TheHotcrumbs]

in the uk liverpool rock , paper , scissors , was called bagsy 1,2,3 back in the 90s

[voteforfran]

omg the tags... "SPF"... Flula, I love you.

[theblairs98]

Ich liebe diesen Mann! Bin Amerikanerin und habe 7 Jahre in Deutschland gewohnt. Ich habe Englisch als Fremdsprache unterrichtet. Idioms haben immer Spass gemacht.

[hellothere1337]

I'd argue that the origami swan is an improvement on the paper

[flyme2009]

u dame asss get a life or change grandma diper......u see big hole not dynamite

[XXVictoria188XX]

So funny!

[RangaAndProud]

if you're ever stuck... use Chuck Norris.

[lulucie131]

you do zis. what is zis? *disgusted look* like a hat? zis doesnt hurt a rock.

[markus2341]

ROCK BECOME SAND



[eicam4797]

Then what beats dynamite???

[RcTheObserver]

@eicam4797 Scissors cut fuse?

[nick88999]

@RcTheObserver haha yea good thinkin

[s30424k2009]

@eicam4797 the scissor cuts the fuse lol

[TyWatters47]

This fool needs to get laid!

[HappyphaceGonnaHap]

@TyWatters47 Hes not being serious. lol, if you are gullible enough to think this is real, then i feel sorry for you guy

[leblackops1]

Holy shit this guy is so smart I'm gonna use this from now on

[sj176]

@JayBirdz1 dont be an ass

[klairelaux]

On the one hand I think that dynamite would be a suitable replacement for paper considering that scissor could cut off the sizzling piece. However, in the case of rock vs. dynamite, we have a similar situation to the paper/rock problem in that when dynamite blows up, it is self-destructive in the process. Thus, again we have a symbiotic relation problem. :/

[BatliciousBatgirl]

@klairelaux I had this same argument to help me win rock paper scissors dynamite as a kid.

[Boofernut]

"This is like, the birds on the elephant back, eating all the poop away from elephant back"

[JayBirdz1]

Dynamite may blow up the rock, but in turn destroys itself. YOUR logik is not right, good sir.

[dabadguy4273]

After your done playing Rock Scissor Dynomite, i'll have fun playing Sand, Paper, Scissors. :D

[friskydeadman]

This is stupid. Change.



[GhostFaced78]

So, rock cannot lose? Paper can only lose. It is now Scissor versus rock.. LOL

[CristiaanC]

YOU IDIOT, the paper wraps around the rock completely and SUFFOCATES IT; it doesn't sit on its head. What would be the point of that?

[eminence1337]

@CristiaanC You can't suffocate it, a rock does not breathe.

[c2monke]

Scissors cut the dynamite fuse

[c2monke]

Scissors cut the dynamite fuse