The Brotherhood (2/4) - Transformers

[lionheart5695]

wow the way you explained the transformers movie got me wanting to watch it

[artworkslive]

matrix of power.....that's my favorite dildo's name!

[katConfidential]

I wonder Obs, do you by chance have a red cape? I'm thinking you, me - 300... hmm? yea? I'll even call you Leonidas...

And Krumbine, do tell... sure, you must have your own sexperience with girls while a hannah montana episode is playing in the background?

[LupineL00pine]

Shame on me for just getting to this vid now. I lolled and LOLled like a motherfucker on crack and pepto-bismol. The brotherhood of the royal blue head headband... how fucking cool is that?!

Oh, and the bonus Obsquatch tale at the end .. makes this totally epic. Where is the secret six star option for this video. This is totally six stars.

[seasonssecrets]

NERDFIGHTERS FTW!!!!!! I love transformers....

[APOKALYPSE34]

Hell yeah obsquatch your the man!

[ExactLeigh]

lol awesome. i love how he goes into more detail about the movie than the actuall intercourse lmao that is true nerd power right there woot woot!

[obsquatch]

My favorite parts of this video are the following

1) The way you say, "we need girls!"

2) Your angry-fist-shaking-temper-tant­rum at the end.

You are so cute, you fuck stain.

[Takarafire]

My geekin heros, right here.

Making magic happen with hot chicks and Transformers.

Hah, couldn't go together any better, dudes.

[denitson777]

What about a sisterhood?,you guys could get a sex change operation,and have lesbian sex while watching transformers.

[krumbine]

Suddenly ... I'm very aroused. DAMN YOUSE!

[FalconNeko]

makes me worry about the age of the girl

[gnattilly]

Hey Squatchy! Its really not that difficult to get your girl to have sex while transformers is on... we dont actually want to watch it.. we are on watching it to entertaining you. I think us getting our uber dorky boyfriend to be ripped away from there euphoric state while watching this shows to have sex with us is the more impressive task.

[obsquatch]

Wait a second. Does that mean that my sexual conquest wasn't actually my sexual conquest, but in fact I was the one being conquest-ed? I'm totally okay with that. Everyone is a winner, naked. Wanna watch Tron with me?

[krumbine]

After this, I don't think anyone will ever want to watch a movie with you again. The might end up married with five kids afterwards.

[jenzatron]

What about The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? There was a woman in that!

[Camo1000]

And the X-MEN...lots of women in there too...

[krumbine]

dork.

[krumbine]

Yeah, are you a vampire? Are you undead? Do you have any kind of supernatural powers that somehow cause yourself and/or other women to remove their clothes?

If yes, than let me just say: welcome to the brotherhood! Pie?

[meggomae]

"And the NERDFIGHTER of the year award goes to: OBSQUATCH for having sex while watching the Transformers Movie (cartoon)."

Wow - I'm not sure what the vlogbrothers would think about that, but it's definitely nerd worthy!

[krumbine]

I think Obsquatch will get kicked out of the Nerdfighter club. He has skeletons in his closet.

[misspacman08]

I have a habit of commenting from the wrong account... so I'll also add that (surprisingly) that is not the first time I've heard a sex to transformers story, although I dont think anyone could ever pull off an explanation that amazing.

[krumbine]

I think Obsquatch could tell a story about clipping his toe nails and it would be amazing. Ooh! THAT'S a good idea for a show!

[hlueck]

Krumbine you could always get breast implants! Oh and i liked the hannah montana headband better. Trust me it made you look sexy.

Obsquatch - please dont punch yourself in the genitalia repeatedly or our children might end up like... krumbine.

[krumbine]

I would look damn good with breast implants ... I just would never leave the house, though. And don't be discouraging Obsy from punching himself in the balls! That's the whole premise for our next show!

[obsquatch]

As you wish. No more self sac punching. We are thinking about the future.

Oh yeah, I swore at a pineapple yesterday for you.

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Obsquatch - this is so funny re the fucking and transformers debacle

[krumbine]

Why a debacle?! It's more than just a debacle!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

A debacle is a rad thing indeed!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Transformers! Robots in disguise!!

I LOVE it

[krumbine]

Not only are they robots in disguise ... but they're also more than meets the eye. Just like Obsquatch's penis.

[TheStarvingSoprano]

And you know this because...??

[obsquatch]

I fucked him in his eye socket. The left one is fake.

[TheStarvingSoprano]

I'll be in your brotherhood ;-)

I can where socks down below so discuss the pussy.

[krumbine]

I think Obsy and I will have to have a Special Tribunal of the Brotherhood to discuss all these new applicants ....

[TheStarvingSoprano]

OK.. but remember, I have lollipops ;-)

[XxJAGGEDlittlePILLxX]

Pussy...cat? Meow? That's what you meant right?

XD

[krumbine]

Um ... no. Pussy like vagina. As in "rowr".

What? You've never heard a vagina go "rowr"??

[XxJAGGEDlittlePILLxX]

Mine doesn't...does that mean I have an anti-social vagina? God damn it!

My innocence is...who am I trying to kid?

XD XD XD

[AngloBaptist]

Um...Why can't I stop watching?

[krumbine]

Because you just learned something about Obsy that you never knew? And it's information that you can't unlearn?

[AngloBaptist]

No. It's Hanna Montana on your forehead. It's so...I don't know...hot. You're like the little girls I knew in Jr. High. So cute, so Florida-I-Wanna-Live-in-South-­Beach of you.

I need to come visit. Will you wear the pillow case? Please. And dance?

[JimmerSD]

I just couldn't look away. The Transformers breakdown was riveting, Riveting I tell you!

[krumbine]

Especially the dancing Optimus Prime!

[combustication07]

Wow... I have a video response to this... and wait... wait... does that mean we can or can't join the brotherhood? what if we paint mustaches on our faces and say pussy a lot?

[obsquatch]

Ummmm... There goes my entire sex life. Pop! Can't keep anything to yourself, can you, Capt'n Crapsalot.

[krumbine]

yeah, you'll still thank me for it.

[benzone50]

now if that wasnt an explanation of how sex goes, then i dont know what is obsquatch-launching into space is right!

[krumbine]

um ... I'm not sure he meant for me to include that part. How's about you just pretend you never saw it, okay?

[CousinoMacul]

I guess that's better than wacking off to the movie. :-P

[krumbine]

YES!!! Well said!