The Venture Bros.: Laser Zeppelin

[zachs555]

Pause at 0:09

[drummerthing2]

Finally! A woman from Venture Bros. that doesn't sound like a man!

[evilsmile013]

@drummerthing2 yes but she can only go to second base... hence the name cocktease

[theheckwithit]

who else finds it sexy that she can catch brock's knife with her teeth

[psyssi]

I need to go take care of something...

[neoshade123]

He had what I like to call Joe Rage

[unholyimage]

The rest of the female world thinks SCT is a stupid bitch because they would jump on that rigid stuff.

[DanTheEnigma]

Why did you change the title?!

[gansta959]

Joe Swanson

[TKGoat]

Two bogies like a fucking badass xD

[MrLotharofhillpeople]

Dude, there is still a lot that can be done at second base.

[Ferrari334405]

me too it made me a boner

[alovea69]

@FreeButtSex Dude, I too taught of the same thing (anal) and also a deep~throat is applicable to for the frustration!

[shevdiam5]

damn it was so funny seeing Brock bash her into the toilet. Man he must be killer in bed :)

[krusher184]

1:53 TMI

[009sage]

lmfao

[FreeButtSex]

Can't she do anal instead?

[alovea69]

@FreeButtSex I taught the same as well!

[xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

Oh, she's Russian? That's news.

[Paradox127]

Kronk.

[mkehandgrenades]

@Paradox127 kronk joe from family guy and this dude =)

[LiloPelakai]

beating up a man twice her size while showing off your toddies isnt butt kicking or cool.

[RaoulDukesDream]

I was in both Prague and Lisbon, great cities to get wrecked in,

[BadassHater1]

and then i was like WOAH MOMMA! HE GOT A BADASS BONER!

[xxDeadlyDECAYxx]

I got here from listening to Marilyn Manson. WTF???

[LogicalMan6]

This is so romantic

[ramjet94]

good old destructo nookie

[matenzo]

best-name-ever.

[J88Wolf]

ROFL!

[leonid1995]

She's such a cocktease.

[xillasVEVO]

roses are red

violets are blue

???

PROFIT AND YOU!

[TheRyukenhadoken]

@xillasVEVO YOU MADE ME LOSE MY SHIT

[SovereignStatesman]

Brock's he only straight man who would beat up a sexy redhead for giving him a sponge-bath.

[MrInsaneMixer]

Patrick Warburton from Rules of engagements?

[YellowTexasRose90]

@MrInsaneMixer - you got it : ) - he is awesome!

[SovereignStatesman]

@YellowTexasRose90

He was sorta too dark and extreme for comedy though, so they replaced him with Sgt. Hatred who's much better.

[YellowTexasRose90]

@SovereignStatesman - I miss Brock being the head bodyguard , but Sgt.Hated is like the comedic version of him though : D

[SovereignStatesman]

@YellowTexasRose90 "I miss Brock being the head bodyguard"

Cuz you're a faggot who wants to suck his dick... or just a dumbass..

What's so fucking interesting about every encounter ending by Brock just pulling out his knife and saying "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!" and winning without a fight?

It was stupid when He-man did it, and this is supposed to be a paody-- not Mary Sue suck-ass anime..Why do you think Brock's legs are so skinny? It's SATIRICAL.

[ADDKyuubiNaruto]

@SovereignStatesman Take a chill pill

[BeatrixKHaze]

@SovereignStatesman ...but we love dark and extreme! Lol, get your point tho, they really opened Brock up having him partner Shore Leave... no pun intended i swear

[shardsofsteel]

I THOUGH THE COLD WAR WAS OVER. Evidently he does't have a girl in normal life.

[SovereignStatesman]

@shardsofsteel

Only about 5 a day, but just for sex

Mol runs her own female assassin's guild now-- well she used to, until the end of Season 4 when they all got killed including her..

[Shougunner]

Joe from family guy

[SovereignStatesman]

@Shougunner

Also David Puddy from Seinfeld, Elain's boyfriend/mechanic.

[ghmasterjj]

2 people thought the cold war was over

[VinnyVanYiffy]

The planetarium in Akron is pretty badass. Sure could use Sampson here now, with all these murders.

[SovereignStatesman]

@VinnyVanYiffy

Yeah the murder-machine will definitely fix that LOL

[MegaManStarForceFan]

i love her expression as she says lazer zepplin.

[Curttehmurt]

the animation has improved so much since Season 1

[SovereignStatesman]

@Curttehmurt

Yep, Season 1 looks like a kid made it; they should re-master it.

When a series first starts out it's hard to get money, but then when it proves a hit then they get a bigger budget. Look at South Park.

[Physhi]

"Ended up in a dump truck full of circus peanuts." One of the best anti-Bond lines ever.

[music4marco]

love/hate relationship.......best fuckin thing in the world.

[Imonlyherefortheporn]

"It is always cold in Siberia" is quite possibly the best line of all time period.

[DoloremLegatum]

haha, it's joe from family guy :P

[RyukLuvApples]

The cold war rages on

[hatmonkey]

do a frame by frame starting at 0:08

[MrMajenta]

i know that feel

[hideHYDEimcoming]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!! I thought the cold war was oooover!!!!

[akak237]

That last boner was really funny :D

[RANDYANDOTTO201]

it is so funny :D

[orbasm5]

I came.

[NavinLuke]

I fuckin love how her leg goes like straight up lol

[RichardPortis]

suck it then, russian skank

[heronoki]

Manly men smoke two cigs instead of one lmao.

[Ezcheesesorceror]

Brock Samson has a square cock head. XD

[legendry307]

lol, he kissed her after putting her face through the toilet.

[teameymelli1]

hilarious

[MrPurpleeater]

Damn, I love this show so much.

[loski4real]

he kills the bed. lol

[Ektherion00]

Wow, talk about a love-hate relationship.

[ray6119]

cmon man, atleast aks 4 a bj

[TheSkullranger]

she could have just did a handjob or a bj for him

[sc0pl355]

@TheSkullranger Yeah, but it is not the same. Coitus = Conquest

[gotbhouse]

That would be 3rd base champ

[SeonhwaDaDiscPriest]

"Arrrhhh i though the cold way was over!"

[AngrypunkNaysayer]

@SeonhwaDaDiscPriest war*

[SeonhwaDaDiscPriest]

@AngrypunkNaysayer oh shit, i didnt see that, lol

[theheckwithit]

I love how sincere she looks when she has to deny him sex, i actually said awwww :D

[SpiralKnight90]

My girlfriend and I both like rough foreplay as much as the next couple but this is just ridiculous!

[DoubleAssClown]

@SpiralKnight90 hahaaaaaaaaa

[SovereignStatesman]

@SpiralKnight90 Yeah really-- only ripping ONE of a girl's eyes out?

PATHETIC!

Oh well, he only has one cock.... most girls only have one good skull-fuck in 'er anyway.

[Warped55]

1:27 Holy crap...

[MrTeal8]

So... does that make her a virgin?

[wisdomcube316]

Thumbs up if you got to go take care of something.

[nelg2]

@wisdomcube316 I already have it up, but not my thumb.

[SovereignStatesman]

@wisdomcube316

Why, her mouth works!

He shoulda told her that in the US it wasn't considered sex anymore.

[rashiedhozuki123]

.Never Go For A Girl Who Last Name Is COCKTEASE,

[Calebmoyer]

HAAAAhahaaahaa! i remember MY first date!

[ZeroEckoes]

How'd she get dressed so fast?

[fauxshizl]

Brock seems like such a handy guy. How hard would it be to get a damn bolt cutter?

[KaneinEncanto]

@fauxshizl Bolt cutters, fuck I'd think with his combination of strength and desire a pair of nail clippers would do

[thadrine]

I will be in my bunk

[SoWRules]

So badass he smokes two ciggaretes at the same time

[MrPurpleeater]

I love this show so much.

[sgtstoopid]

wait wasnt he bleeding from his mouth? when you look again at 0:50 its just spit

[TheMutatedOwl]

It's always cold in Siberia.

[CycloneTheUknown]

LOL

[Aaronjin]

for a second, that look brock does when molly tries to reach for a cig....i want that on a t-shirt. i'd buy that for a dollar

[TheGamerboy98]

i godda go take care of sumtin

[MrAluminumJacket]

"It's always cold in Syberia"

[JRyaBoi]

"you want wanna these" brock looked at her like touch the cigg and die!!!

[totaleclipse13]

Anybody else think sampson has a buff body but average erection? i thought he was supposed to be the guy who causes inferiority complexes.

[lasoogneypubes]

@totaleclipse13 Average? Dude look again.

[wfly81]

@totaleclipse13 Average?!?!?! NO!!!

[clapman7]

"3 years 48 days....."

[indoorin]

Why does he always seem to be naked?

[DeliciousBubbleTea]

Firefox plus Adblock Plus equals no ads!

[Mike190]

@DeliciousBubbleTea For some reason that's not the case for me sometimes

[Sukuraidogai]

@DeliciousBubbleTea funny how many people don't realize this. I've had it installed since before there were ever ads on youtube. I was really surprised one day to go to youtube on another computer, ads pop up over the screen and VIDEO ads before videos! Oh FUCK no.

[george77772moons]

@DeliciousBubbleTea What that fuck am i doing with chrome -_-

[dancinginfernal]

@george77772moons Chrome has an AdBlock program as well. Google it or search in the Chrome App marketplace.

[JohnCaseyCB]

So...MY OWN tax dollars...are preventing me from viewing the clip I want to see.

Cause no matter what, the video always fucking breaks after the commercial.

[wfly81]

@JohnCaseyCB Tax dollars? I think you need an education on taxes.

[ShadowSaberBaroxio]

There's a reason her last name is Cocktease.

Anyway, "I thought the Cold War was over!"

And"It's always cold in Siberia"

...do these seem like sexual jokes to anyone else? Or is it just me? 0_O

[SAOTOME666]

@ShadowSaberBaroxio nope they r sex jokes lol

[cbettenbender]

This Halloween I'm going to be her. My blonde guy friend is gonna follow me around and we're gonna get into destructively random fights at parties. When they're about to call the cops, we're gonna start making out on the rubble. It'll be beautiful.

[gamefreak12321]

@cbettenbender Still planning on doing that?

[jfachris]

@cbettenbender how'd that work out?

[legendry307]

@cbettenbender How are you going to get into the parties to begin with..

[ARussianHat]

rofl i love what he does

[artemis1753]

WHoaa!

[rockfever723]

Brock smoking two cigarettes after finding out LMAO

[Sp1kfreak]

Brocks horny face is hilarious

[Kenny3821]

@DormantInsanity She would get blasted across the room lol

[yanksrule5502]

Cock Blocked

[Afatlazyturtle]

watch his face at :43 as he gets kicked LOL!

[Darkninja0214]

lol she's russian

[onemidnightgone]

Happy Valentine's Day!

[5dmc1]

Wow he undressed her fast

[strick1011]

@5dmc1 there wasn't much to undress.

[WannabeWeegee]

It's always cold in Siberia.

[Lecuii]

@WannabeWeegee Lol ur so fucking HOT

[cewolfen]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I THOUGHT THE COLD WAR WAS OVER!

[mattcarter416]

I wish they would make an ode to Molotov Cocktease

[Misterneedles]

@Amber417 And one person thinks a year old joke is still funny.

[liteumup69]

where can you get the full length movies?

[lilHippo]

@liteumup69 at EatmyassDOTcom

[sirshmooppy]

couldnt she at butt fuck or give him a blow damn what a fucking tease :(

[wfly81]

@sirshmooppy Hense the name Molotov COCKTEASE.

[adhmbcx]

*Cough Cough* SHE DIES *Cough Cough*

[E34FREE]

Boner~~~~~! 

[finnishnin]

I think that the writers from You Don't mess with the Zohan took the Foot Uppercut from Moltov

[wfly81]

@finnishnin I was thinking the exact same thing!

[onemidnightgone]

Two people can only get to second base.

[mecadon72]

Patrick Warburton is the best! He also voices video games.

[cheesemoose89]

@mecadon72 and Joe from Family Guy

[snaggamuffin]

2 people need to take care of something

[612franklin]

Yah

[naix20oO]

Sounds like Joe from Family Guy

[TheUnknownTribe]

@naix20oO It is Joe from Family guy.  He does voices for everything.

[snaggamuffin]

@TheUnknownTribe did he voice for the buzz lighyear show?

[NelielTuOderswank]

@TheUnknownTribe Yeah, hes also Kronk in the Emperor's New Groove. Plays all the people with ridiculously large upper bodies.

[finnishnin]

@naix20oO Patrick Warburton voices both Joe AND Brock

[wfly81]

@finnishnin He also played David Puddy on Seinfeld and the live action "The Tick"...which was HIGHLY underrated.

[wfly81]

@naix20oO His name's Patrick Warburton...you'd be surprised what he's done. Ever watch Seinfeld or the live action series of "The Tick"?

[expatkobenhavnblog]

The amount of commercials is absurd. Fuck you Turner Broadcasting. sheeeesh.

[CardsharkxVINNY]

"Still?! D: "

[ikuyo1comic4man]

oow ooow how do you do that !!!!

[garchauro]

1 dislike!?!? WTF!!!

[xxxsssxxxsss]

why are his legs that of a 7 yr old girl?

[wfly81]

@xxxsssxxxsss Have you never paid attention to gym jocks? All they work on is upper body.

[Semp314]

ahhhhh I thought the cold war was over