How I Escaped My Arranged Marriage

[Shernee01]

Good Jesus.. your parents tried marrying you off in High School? Crazy beans.

[YusufS20]

thanks for saving us

[jaskaran563]

thanks yo it realy worked

[manieslaw96]

LOL posted on my bday

[bwahaha96]

...why do you talk llike that? lol

[NinaKayness]

Your parents would kick your ass if you tried that in real life.

[hamooodsamir85]

suck my mutha fuckin dick ::)

[XXmissXXcheekyXX]

lol ur a funni motha fukka

[mizzsoccachik666]

omg you seem like you're high

[thakshi2]

"I don't fail but hey i get by"

LMAOOO that's my life right there

[whatrudoin100]

I thought the girl had to give dowry... >:|

[sari806]

u get dowry frm grls bro :D!

[hotwheelsking]

How did his father know he was a be boy

[TheSharmeezy]

I thought you would've said:

Parents: "What do you want in a wife?"

Mahan: "My dick."

[moha2464]

Lol

[usajagnarine]

Your voice is really high....

[chipolteisawesome]

HARAM

[tiptopluongo]

Lol your eyebrows bother me...

[Aisha2178]

@tiptopluongo his face bothers me

[pushinupdaisies85]

He looks like a brown Jake Gyllenhaal.

[XxAlisha63]

@pushinupdaisies85 wow yeah i was trying so hard to place his face lol

[ordinarywomen27]

@pushinupdaisies85 dont flatter him he looks like my old ass uncle

[dbaig187]

dogg u need different background music. get common instrumentals get it for the song resurrection

[sexiluvforu]

i like you



[TheBarbieGirl012345]

so what do u actually want to do in life? just wondering. cuz i told my dad i wanted to be an actress and i got slapped

[msontario18]

the amazing moment where i am a top comment LOL woohooo!!!!

[MirPuri0ThuGGette]

lol

where was this video when i needed it

lol

[Callofduty12yearsold]

hes hot :|

[justinbeiberfanyea]

lol ur voice is soo high :P ;)

[325176766]

@justinbeiberfanyea

come from a justin beiber fan? LOL

[justinbeiberfanyea]

@325176766 LOL yea his voice is deep now! XD i hate getting judged cuz im a belieber :( :P

[genharmdog]

@justinbeiberfanyea lmao, its funny that your name is justinbeiber

[justinbeiberfanyea]

@genharmdog lol :P all the BIEBERs were taken so im jus ughhh i'll spell it like beiber :P

[stuna90]

Wow what lies! The girls sides suppose to give dowry dumbass! Before you make up shit atleast make sure it's legit. And wth is up with your voice! So damn annoying!

[animedrawergirl]

I think he's the Dr. Who of Russell Peters.

[unreachable102]

way back in the day? when you were 12 or something?

[saumik344]

I love that fuckin hypnotic background music :D

[MySgil]

i wish i had come across this 8 years ago :-(

[speaksilently29]

how old is this guy?

[BollywoodRox]

@speaksilently29: he's 18

[luvrihanna900]

thanks! i m not getting married any time soon!

[ghazal11911]

holy shit . give him a break guys. he is clearly being sarcastic! the people who write that he sucks and other rude remarks, he is a comedian, hes said it like 100 times. cut him a break. if you dont find him funny, dont waste your time. - god. its simple!

[asquared21091992]

Your Perception of life is so messed up. You are stupid. Period.

[mar0786]

Whats the song playing in the background?

[allsee11]

dude u are 18 but u are still not old enough to use these words @1:23 like that in a video..even RWJ sensors them..I am surprised that you are a brown guy and talking about this shit so openly..

[iTheKing1995]

@allsee11 who cares loool

[allsee11]

@iTheKing1995 yeah apparently u don't lol

[frusterico]

@allsee11 ya he is a shit himself! one ass hole! guess his job is to shit on youtube! lol..n guess wat.. he won't b offended by my comments is wat makes him a shit! I thank GOD that I don't have a brother! ASS HOLES!

[Dodger488]

1:21 hehe

[vishaal143]

lmao @ the music in the background.

[sidrahali1234]

Ohhh shit, fresh jacket

[358sexy]

I should be studying for my midterm next week but instead im in the library cracking up at your vids :)

[im4u2ny]

lol

I was VERY honest as well x) They asked me if i could cook I REPLIED," who does that these days? man, im gon' work" they asked me if i would study in England my response,' yea yea, england is a cool place to study but i don't like brits so i don't think England is an option" ( they were half brits) as soon as i said that they left, and the funniest part my mom tho't they come to see my sister. :D

[namedropper101]

...and you're a virgin

[kkcool1000]

ur rly light

[shazxxxxxxx16786]

Your not brown, your orange

[Goldenstuff23]

Your voice is high as fuck dude

[hikari93100]

you seeem like a perfect package ;) that ugly ass was pretty unlucky!

[Mishalovesyouforever]

LOL youu makee me laugghh...im only 16..but my mom scaress me and tells me shes gonna get me marriedd in a few years..so if i ever get a rishtaa..my original plan was too put a bug in the auntys chai..but being completely honest workss too tehe :$ :D<3

[nailography]

I love how i'm watching this but i'm not brown!

[coolbains]

your voice is really annoying.

[lululemon2007]

LOL that is really desi!!! My family doesn't do the arranged marriage thing... thank god!

[Karnvir16]

u seem so happy in this haha

[bhavdeep5]

yo brown man the women's side of the family gives dowry not the mans side ;) js

[NicksJam]

haha

[Narpal012]

uuummmmm.......... A PINATA :D

(Y)

[zairt]

i just wanna fuck your ass beta bery hard...

[notkable]

a - a pinata LOLL

b - wtf we're not in 50 BC nobody takes drowry anymore !

c - it's the girl that gives drowry

& d.. you're a dickhead

kthanksbye , LOVEYA XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOO

[desidol22]

um you're hot......why haven't i hear of you before?

[AuzzieLeeTV]

Seriously, arranged marriage must suck. But I wouldn't know.

[indiadude8]

wait, isn't the girl's family typically supposed to give the guy's family a dowry?

lol

[johnnyboyfart]

@indiadude8 depends who the baller in the relation ship is. in this dude;s case the girl was clearly going to have to support this guy, so the guy has to pay tribute with the dowry.

[patilsnehu]

r u indian ?

[whiteybooxo]

That she cooks and sucks my d*ck LOL

[Karnvir16]

omg ur so hot

[GossipGal96]

HE's hella hot… until he starts talking about his dick /:

[467Daisy]

@GossipGal96 soo true !!!

[aMSkEes]

couldnt watch anymore pass the 30 second mark, dude sucks and has an annoying voice...wtf you talking about.

[nav123rox]

@aMSkEes Get a life. Straight up. Go get a life. Right now.

[pompomvj]

@nav123rox yo chill his videos are straightt up hilarouss

&he's a cutieee

[nav123rox]

@pompomvj I was talking to @aMSkEes....

[msontario18]

all u think about is getting ur dick sucked.

[hihey2450]

@msontario18 hes a hot guy CTFO

[msontario18]

@hihey2450 LOL im chill, u ctfo.

[minikaykes]

LOOOOOOOOL. I want her to coook and suck my dick -__- :P

[saimasmileslike]

oh jheeze LOL :'D

[fightergrl29]

i thought the girl gave the dowry to the guy?

[amrita0286]

@fightergrl29 ya they do.. i'm confused :s

[fatefulcoincidence]

@fightergrl29 huh? no the guy gives the dowry to the girl. lol

[Acharmye]

@fightergrl29 he was very lucky to get out then, they were trying to scam him

[Mariyah751]

aw your cute:) one more subscriber, thank Umi for that:L x

[Reitsumapanta]

dude, I took you seriously. :/ haha

[ViinJ]

well if u r the opposite of what he said.

.... DON'T be honest :D

[ViinJ]

I like that you've bought the hat back :D

#swag

[lovepoison102]

honesty is NEVER the best ploicy when it comes to certain stuff lol

[amihussaini]

You definately are Brown..you have a framed picture of a peacock! Hahaha <3

[Saburockz]

that's a long ass cough.

[swizyman]

@Saburockz Oxygen TANK niggguh lmaoo

[stfusajina]

You don't need to do any of that....just show them one of your other videos. Haha no offense, I love you, but your mom needs to shove some soap in that gandha mouth of yours!

[xoskillzxo]

pretty funny, tittle made me lmfao

[thisisnumber0ne]

AHHAHAHAHAHAA I LAUGHED JUST BY READING THE TITTLE :)

[IndyTinTin85]

'a pinata' O:-)

[9161paul]

LOL!! your awsome!! <3 <3

[limetheleamer]

im pretty sure the girl is supposed to give you the dowry.,.not that i support it...its still pretty bullshit!

[drizzyweezybiebs]

HAHAHAHAHAHA " i ain't givin' you no money or no livestock" LMFAO <3

[xilovejulia]

"cook & suck my MFing dick" lol!

[motherfugder]

Genius

[FurkanKhan100]

lol this guy is actually funny,

[mjohal2011]

cough drops required

[blobloblaw12]

thanks for the advice ROFLL!

[MerlynMontgomeryy]

LOOLLL! :P

[shenug]

i dont get it.......

[Littlegdrip]

U SIR ARE A GENIUS



[Arjun9S]

That background loop is so annoying! Lol

[irvinder001]

lmao bck in the days

[GobindC]

Lol

[oTokyoLove]

im not brown D: but i love watchin your videos

[ShaikhMLT]

AHAHAHAHA !

your jokes,

reach malton sometime so i can get an autograph ;)

[CaptureItRememberIt7]

you spelled escape wrong. :) i love you though

[CaptureItRememberIt7]

why u so cute? :S

[26rogie]

''all i want is for her to cook nd suck my fickin dick'' LMFAO

[ovoandthatxo]

i love you LOL

[Defire28]

Bery good betaa!

[saadnicki]

i aint brown. IM MUSLIM :D

[loventhings37]

you look like kassem g's brother......