blind date

[SageTheAtheist]

Can you imagine how nasty this bitch will look once she hits 40??? *barf*

[NewForkCity]

"My best quality?"

Stalking Gerard Way. ZZING!

[AlphaNationNWO]

... most painful 8:51 mins of my life 

[mairedelune]

what a BITCH! you are a nice person to put up with her complaining and shit

[badbook1]

I don't know why, but i liked her and would do her.

[illnessexclusive]

she was thick for a white girl! However, fuck that bitch. She had an attitude the whole time. he played her smooth

[XxmychemheartxX]

Omg she dated Gerard way. WTF. She's a whore and her hair looks like Ryan secreast's hairstyle.

[elwin38]

she's very clueless and whiny!:(

[Alpinex105]

look at the tits on that one

[TheDylanJoyce]

i HATE THOSE DAMN ANIMATED SUBTITLES! Amtrak Commercials Don't do that!!!

[KyuuketsukiVikki]

You know what first came to my mind>? Maaatttt Tuuccckkk. :D

Plus, this was recomneded on the recomndeding thing after watching a My Chem vid... Eh>?

[TheMCRmy4ever]

Poor guy.

[TheReptilianBrain]

Yeah, that guy got screwed over. bigtime.

[EJJ4RP011]

is that actually eliza cuts, because she said she is a singer, she was gerard way's hair dresser for god sake now she classes herself as a singer because she dated one?! poor guy, this man is stuck with her on a date, why did even gerard date her... and when was a date cooking for people who need food? she moans about her so much i want to hit her, it doesn't even look that nice on her. she is really whinning, she is basicly looking for another gerard way with tattoo's

[dreamydemon]

urgh she's such a whiny bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goomba008]

Ugly, boring, embarrassing AND whiny. She's the total package

[TheAUBREYURINE]

This totally proves that she's a total fame whore..

[beeyowcht]

I feel bad for you.

[BlurryEyedGirl4Now]

whoa, dude. what was it like dating her? i watched the video and everything, but what was your first reaction when you saw her? i would've been scared shitless!

also, what the hell did Gerard see in her?

[TheAUBREYURINE]

Ew.

Eliza Cunt.

[woundsxscar]

Dude I'd freak out.

[elrenato82]

What a moron! He likes adventure and danger but he's also afraid of elevators. Wussy! And the woman will probably give this guy a new phobia: fear of post apocalyptic hair styles.

[makara]

Thanks for the thoughtful insight... During the interview I had mentioned that I had out of dumb luck recently been in a few elevators that had fallen so they put in the fear of elevators bit.

[badbook1]

@makara i have an elevator fear also. love the hair.

[luismiguellm]

Punks

[nwa6]

ye bro poor u for dealing with that shit

[xwrathchild09]

That guy is exactly my type, he's gorgeous and nice at the same time D: She treated him awfully.

[Skovkat]

the person who uploaded the video is the guy from teh date :P

[xwrathchild09]

Damn, I didn't realise that! Thanks for pointing it out :)

[makara]

Yeah, that guy is a total catch lol

[vOoNneE]

Oh will you quit hating on her? From what I can gather, Linsdey's and Gerard's personalities complement each other in a way that probably Eliza's and Gerard's didn't. And so they did what they had to do and broke up.

Gerard is happily married now. Eliza hasn't been the crazy ex who goes off to tell people what Gerard's favorite sex positions were or something. As far as I know, she hasn't said anything negative against Linsdey either.

None of us really know her. This was a long time ago.

[aquaiz]

8:25 What an honest moment. THAT i respect about her!

[jakely8]

suck it

[mariem179]

he seemed like a nice guy, she's a stupid shallow bitch

[skylur44]

He's gorgeous, she's a cunt. 'Nuff said.

[StormVuittonOfficial]

"I really would have to compare this date with uh extracting your own tooth"

[Lustigggg]

lol, i thought this was funny.

i can't imagine gerard would ever approve of dating someone like this.

maybe she had changed?

some reason i thought this video was kinda played out like this on purpose.

however, i'm not on her side! just stating my opinions!

[misspunkpants]

I love how everyone's comments are so negitive.

If you dont like her then shut the fuck up.

[CharchabeeL200]

lol punk girl standing up for her punk sister wahhahahaahahah

[ShesLestranged]

You can STFU also.

[CharchabeeL200]

you can suck a big fat dick also,i know u like it better than ice cream wahhaaaahaaha

[ShesLestranged]

You're right. All the losers being negative need to STFU and get on with their sad lives.

[sdfgshjg]

way to be a hypocrite. "everyone is so negative... but shut the fuck up."

[porcelinajune]

I'm really shocked no one found this two years ago when she was dating gerard because people were looking for anything to prove/crucify her (rightfully so) and this would have been the nail in the coffin.

[chikkijaxun]

Douche

[Stagedoorjenny]

Holy shit! First of all.. "Has no underwear".. erm yeah great thing to tell the world...

Second:

"What do you do?"

"I'm a singer"..

Erm.. hang on since WHEN? There was me thinking she was a hairdressing groupie..

Just when you thought the ECutz crazy train couldn't get any more wrecked... it goes and explodes!

Hilarious.. Eliza should have her own comedy chow.. or tragic reality show so more people can laugh at her... I'd watch it!

[P1k4chu23]

wtf, I hate that stupid bitch

[dannycabana]

PLANT! But crazy enough to be a worster! She'll eventully backlash on the producers though and turn out to suck.

:)

[TheAtomicCatastrophe]

Poor Gerard! He went out with THAT?

Bleegh.....

LynZ will always be my favorite.<3

Screw Eliza and her whole...thing that she's doing here......

god i hate her.

[EJJ4RP011]

@TheAtomicCatastrophe i don't like her, she was just his hair dresser, she then goes out with him, they get engaged, then they break up for some unknown reason. Geard gets married, then she is now kind of famous because of him going out with her, she looks stupid, she now can't even find a proper date so she goes on this. I am so glad gerard way didn't marry her.

[camrenishot1]

Dear lord.

[NxOhMissFriedxD]

i feel sorry for him too. whoa

[ladyofsorrows59]

"I'm lookin' for a guy that's tall, skinny, pale, basically loves attention..." oh em gee she is such a BITCH! seriously, i feel sooo sorry for Gerard - i'm bi and i'd rather die than date that...thing. and, um, excuse me but when Gerard and Eliza were dating, Gerard was NOT skinny and basically loving attention, he's not even that tall...she's horrible!!!

[Lustigggg]

yeah that's pathetic.

gerard didn't fit her little description of a guy. i thought she was bi too though?

gerard wasn't fat but he's not skinny like say his brother mikey.

gerard also isn't all about attention i agree. he isn't like self obsessed! damn she makes me mad.

[ohaipercy]

she said 'lots of tattoos and is a rockstar' btw, not basically loves attention. lol.

but yes i do agree, wrong together.

[EJJ4RP011]

@ladyofsorrows59 she just can't stand it that gee has now found someone and she hasn't sooo she is saying she is looking for another gerard way but she is saying it in a horrible way. Gee desevered much more than her. she is stupid and is a bitch.

[veks20]

poor gerard way

[myndrunner]

OMG! She's definitely Worster material if she makes it to the voting rounds!!

[Lizzaly]

PUKE

[missshizukakudo]

Wow, she must be so young her. At least 21-ish. She looks better now.

[Art7220]

Her real name is Eliza Siep and she auditioned for American Idol 9.

[CrizBob]

What do you mean by a 'plant'? Sorry for being dumb :P

[Ean2112]

CrizBob : A "plant" is someone who accomplish something with a help or a connection with someone from the inside.

[makara]

lol, yeah, I guess it is Eliza Cuts. I had no idea who she was then and hadn't heard of her since other than people who have recognized me when I am out have said that they had seen her booed out of bars after the episode aired. It played about once a week for over a year so I guess a lot of people saw it. Honestly, I felt really bad for her during the "date" She had a lot of issues she needed to work through. clearly.

[XxMyChemObsessionxX]

Hahahaha WOW.

"My best trait....?" Thought bubble: Complaining....whining...etc.

Nobody really likes her; if this is really how she was, I'm hoping she changed during the time period she dated Gerard Way. Probably because he would see right through her. She's fucking annoying.

[silhouettes1]

I think Mike deserves a medal for making it through that nightmare gracefully! Poor guy.

[jazzchristelmcr]

"im looking for a guy who's tall,skinny,pale,with lots of tatoos,and a rock star..."

LMFAO!

THAT'S WHY SHE LIKES GERARD..HAHA

WHATTA BITCH..

I FEEL SORRY FOR THE,GUY,,AWW

[ETgirl101]

Hi Christel! Uhhmm, she only liked Gerard for the 'RockStar' thing. Cuz Gerard doesn't like needles, isn't skinny, or pale, but he does paint his face white. Eliza only dated Gerard for fame. I hate her. :(

[snowMermaid]

when was this? it says here eliza's age is 21. eliza cuts is 28.

[Ean2112]

the video was before she met gerard,imo.

[Ean2112]

Isn't that the girl that used to date Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance? From what I remember, she looks so sweet in her pictures, but why is she behaving like a c*** in this show?

[ffleaderman24]

Nice

[handsomevision]

is that Pink?

[jazzchristelmcr]

hahaha,no,she's eliza sluts,

i mean eliza cuts

mcr's gerard way' ex fiancee ..

she's a bitch..haha

[Ean2112]

LOL. your post makes me remember someone from buzznet who used to call her eliza cunts. xD

[XxMyChemObsessionxX]

I saw Eliza Sluts once.

I don't like her. Based on what I hear.

[jazzchristelmcr]

OMG,that can be me,

lol,i have a buzznet account too..

or my friend up there,above ur comment..haha

we call her eliza cunts...

lmao..or eliza sluts

hihi

[skylur44]

That crappy hair, what there is of it and she's so obsessed with it? That's the least of her problems...he is a total hottie and a cute guy. She is a whiny nagging complaining POS bore. Ugh.

[KerayZ]

what a crazy bitch! that guy was cool though.

[leah1234555]

Oh my god he is hawt!

[boseffis]

this chick is horrible. usually in these shows the dude has to do a good job for it to work, but this was totally about this horrible cracked out broad, sucking.

[deadg00se]

You must have gone through hell, man..

What a bitch!

[Foo3112]

"I love a man in slow motion" lol - That shit was funny. The guy was actually pretty cool and laid back. Didn't come across as annoying but the girl was just blah the whole date. At least she knew that she was a bore. She had nothing interesting to talk about and only seemed to care for herself and her hair. Very Unattractive quality. The dude can do sooo much better...he does need to cut the hair though.

[mcmanusdown]

Douche A, meet Douche B.

[thejoymonster]

He was hot and nice, what the hell was wrong with that fake dumb bitch?

[axeisbad]

date from hell...girl was sooooo irritating

[carlosdavalillo]

I feel proud of the guy, he kept his cool the whole damn date!

[markymark2069]

That bitch looks like a focking lesbian

[IzzyIsou]

That pilates instructor sounds like Billy Crystal doing Sammy Davis Jr.

[popopew]

i guess... if billy crystal doing sdj sounds like jeff goldblum..

[thomasrcam]

She is a lazy cow. She should be over 200 in a few years.

[dmdollinar08]

poor guy

[fighterx]

what a ragin cunt

[alexanderl33]

LOL

the gym teacher guy was so funny

[yermomsaskank]

I feel so sorry for this guy, they would have to pay me to date her.

[AustinSkelton]

oh gawd cut your hair XD

[Welcome2MyHell6]

what ever happend to this show i never see it any more

[akulavolk]

Women cry, complain, act dumb when they don't want to deal with the situation. And this bull "No, I'm FINE" like 5yr old kids. But I guess this is tv. And when things go well they sabotage the relationship. Why women refuse to be happy, I will never know. BUt the worst thing is they cqn't stand it when guys are happier when the guy isn't with them, they go crazy, texting calling, cheating. Not to say guys are perfect, they are just a lil bit less crazy.

[markymark2069]

You got that right bro, you took the words outta my mouth (keyboard in this case). lol

[gothicvixen1313]

hey i'll sooooo take that guy...i thought he was really cute

[1uhot4]

hay whats wrong with being gay or bi?!lol, i bet this guy goes bi after this damn date!

[joshspiker]

Dyke bitches. Gross. Probably hasn't showered for a week and hasn't shaved her butch legs/loose crotch in 3 months. I know her type. They smell.

At least gay guys have better hygiene.

[How5by5]

Now I know why guys turn gay.

[rock2208]

wow...that girl is a serious waste of time...

[Bones98]

so which one was the guy and which one was the girl?

hahahahahaha.

[DaKiddD]

dude, they should reimburse that guy for his time.

[AnwatGar]

well she is a lot of fun to be around

[purelh]

she says shes annoyed n all then why would she try to go on a dating show

[BONEDOMEZ]

thats a shame when the guy has longer hair than the chick .she looks like a stupid dyke.

[kegean]

wow. Just, wow. what a spikey haired waste of oxygen

[damdarch]

even the fitness guy hated her

[stephaniedawn56]

wowoww

[MrDorkusMcDorky]

Typical American woman. She whines and complains, can't hold a conversation, is humorless, expects the world, gives nothing in return. Another girl who thinks her mere presence is gift enough for a guy.

[novemberrain1976]

You hit the nail!

[CueCue1]

lol mike. i wouldnt have lasted 15 minutes with that chick

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

That chick is miserable, my goodness, lawls. What a waste of meat, lawls.

[1highplains]

listen to her fart at 4:32

[jac4020]

When is she coming out of the closet?

[giantfury99]

what a shallow idiot...that dude could score somethin better than that ho

[elfgirl2]

why is she a ho?

[purelh]

cuz shes fuckin retarted

[Solitaryman2004]

she's fat and ugly

[elfgirl2]

what is wrong with a fat person?!

[utubeindc]

Nothing at all. She'd be fine if she were fat and fun, but she's not. She's miserable.

[elfgirl2]

oooohh so now you are saying fat people are fun because they are fat??!

hmfp =[ weelll what a heart you have

[utubeindc]

Learn to read. She's not fun, because she's miserable. Get it dummy?

[lisaluna2]

i am not a dummy, you know. i just did not understand your question...=[ sorry

[maximusdecimus888]

Now she can get back to shooting heroin and screwing street bums.

[jjizarea88]

did she fart at 4:34

[aaartnaz]

Roger Lodge is a douche, I hate his guts

[lksdaklsad]

she wasnt that bad. a bit jaded. maybe if he was cooler she would have opened up.

[Abraveliltoaster]

geeze she has some confidence issues, its too bad she is cute

[spookynative]

dude, you kidding? the guy was HOT and the girl was ugly and bald.. hahahahhaha..

[ivan4657zamorano]

wat a bitch she was complaining the whole date i would off left since the minute i saw her shes UGLYYYYYY mexican girls are better...

[dckgozenya11]

Dominatrix?? Get out the whips and chains, baby!!

[zecnobot]

HAHA that's a funny chic.

[nowdid]

That is a total shame.That girl was pretty and had a great body.But she had no personality.

[purelh]

i thought she was pretty ugly and had a horrible personality

[YTS]

FFS @ america

[nk47]

wow lol, she is just so freaking crazy, i would have capitalized that situation, girls like that give it up faster

[SHDJEN]

Na. she probably has a hairy booty.

[tinotrivino]

ye syes.. i rememebr the days when i met a girl on the naturaly life :_) now this whle blind dates are like going shopping... :-p

Yes.. the western culture.. sooo speciall...

TIno

[emekonen]

i had to go to another continent to find a real woman. western culture isnt culture its gay

[tinotrivino]

yes thats true lol.. i am happy to be in spain but.. here are a lot of gay who can marry now and hdopt childs.. and the real man like me are exinted but.. see the positive way.. more fre woman for me lol

[emekonen]

pretty soon it will be like that everywhere. capitalism is cancerous.

[tinotrivino]

i would sy satanism ... its always the same i mean gays are humans but they mind is working bad but our western society make this now cool...its a shame man.. greetings from spain

[JapanForSale]

Mike looks baked like a pie in hell.

[MnVikings84]

YOU GOT TO GET THE 3 DVD VIDEO SET, IT IS HIILLARIOUS.....IF I KNEW HOW TO UPLOAD I WOULD PUT A BUNCH OF CLIPS OUT THERE

[BigBrotherWii]

LOL Thanks for telling me the time, but what channel does it come on anyway?

[VietAznBaby]

hmm I think friday@10:30:pmP(bigbrotherwii­)

[BigBrotherWii]

When does this show come on anyway? And on what channel?

[ryenzero]

I would fuck her. She looks like a porn star.

[purelh]

yeh a skank

[gabestar76]

sad..well maybe we should meet up sometime.

[KuwaitAngel]

wow. this is a good show.