CNN: Judge calls 'Snooki' Lohan wannabe

[livingisaight]

went in one ear and out the other. this bitch won't eve learn.

the BEST thing for her and society would be for snooki to get hit by a bus

[mysticsicness]

For the Judge to bring up Lindsey Lohan during a misdemeanor hearing was very unprofessional. Judges are no better than anyone else.

[jenaec2000]

First of all let me tell you something Nichole is not fat and she is not the one to make fun of anybody that talks shit about snooki you guys are just haters. And you wanna talk about the Jersey Shore Cast well guess what i got something for you this is JWOWW on my cousins youtube page so if you got something to say holla at the Jersey Shore Sluts

[MrGrevy]

@jenaec2000 Not fat?? What are you talking about?

[DiamondsGlow87]

embarrassed and not like her? Does she not watch the jersey shore show and see herself? She and the rest of the cast are pure trash and train wrecks 

[jenaec2000]

@DiamondsGlow87 jersey shore aint trash bitch

[ThaddeusMaximus909]

That Judge FTW!!!

[heycutiieface]

she dosnt look fat her boobs just look big lmao.  morons

[ThaddeusMaximus909]

@heycutiieface

Look at her gut.

[Ouchers2004]

@heycutiieface She looks fat, she has cellulite on her legs and ass, her ass is flat and gross, I mean hmmmmmmmmm hard one there.

[bostnredsox1918]

that judge doesnt know what the fuck he's talking about. comparing her to lindsay lohan... really?? thats fucking rude first of all... and snooki was probably getting drunk on the beach way before she was famous. the fact that shes now a celeb drew attention to her and thats why she was arrested. snooki you're the shit i love you

[MrSoAwesomness]

@Pippylockstocking I'd still do her.

[flirtwd]

He put her ass on the spot! I loved it. In the end we all know that them motherfuckers from Jersey Shore will be has beens! Yes, celebrity has fucked Snooki up and she will end up fat guidette bitch with some tanned ass, slicked haired, human growth hormone injecting, Jersey fucking children and a grease monkey mechanic husband.

[DarkAngel4evaMore]

@flirtwd at least she will be a has been,your a never have.

[fictionalize]

what is she in court for?

[MikeDunn]

@fictionalize She was drunk on the beach (public drunkeness). Nothing really that bad. She was falling over while walking and the cops took notice.

[jacksonharrislover10]

hahahah

[jacksonharrislover10]

ahahahah this is great

[TheNeWGuidoWrsblk]

SITUATION!

[1369jeejee]

She's annoying, what did she do though?

[Kailys3]

@1369jeejee When in doubt, assume a DUI.

[JrodLuvn]

She probably grabbed a pickle and talked crap about the judge right after this.

[MyBkny]

Did she actually say acting like that was nothing like her? - From what I have heard and seen acting like a drunk fat pig is exactly her! Why can't he fine her for annoying all of us!

[DarkAngel4evaMore]

@MyBkny can you be fined ,because your annoying me.

[MyBkny]

Did she actually say acting like that was nothing like her - form what I have heard and seen acting like a drung fat pig is exactly her!

[thelolzdude2009]

i dont like it cuz dat juge iz messed up

[thelolzdude2009]

daz mesed up she is hotter dan lohan n lohan did drugs she was drunk ps. snooki ur od hot!

[sunseeker52]

She looks like a mexican whore.

[thelolzdude2009]

@sunseeker52 no she dosent don't b hating

[rentslave]

Look on the bright side:She can't become President of the United States because she's foreign born.She does read a mean teleprompter,however.

[r0se8ud]

@rentslave so is Obama smart one!!!

[HaNsAnEnTeRtAiNmEnT3]

Look up Hannibal Sanchez :watch his video's: He's our Future!!

[AzulDiamond93]

damnnnnn i did not kno she was THT wide and fat!!....wowzers still pretty but wooow shes wide

[thx291]

Can she stop fucking with her hair for......five....minutes.

[ElMa1788]

Ew all of those Jersey Shore people are trash

[ARTOFWAR2008]

She's ugly.

[69vette]

She looks like a fat oompa loompa

[mcarlone5]

@69vette your comment just made my day lol

[TimTheReaper]

@69vette snooki want smush-smush.

[fineanthonyhines]

Those people on the Jersey Shore are probably the dumbest in the world!

[Duobitdezo]

Snooki is way better than Lohan! I'd fuck Snooki, Lohan I'd run in the other direction.

[upabittoolate]

"Lohan wannabe"? Dude, give it a rest. Perhaps she got out of hand but damned if her idiocy isn't bringing some tourism to Seaside Heights.