Dissidia 012: Duodecim Final Fantasy - vs. Tifa Encounter Quotes

[Relugus]

Cloud's self-pitying whining is all the more annoying given the fact Tifa is his bitch, a fact that would make any normal red-blooded male the happiest creature in the universe.

[Relugus]

Me Vs Tifa:

"Hothothothothothothothothotho­hothothothothotot!"

[sapphire475gs]

"I'll punch a hole in that armor of yours!"

*Opponent isn't wearing armor*

Wut.

[anythingnew]

She sucked all their dicks with her big areolas, I've seen it!

[MGSDude01]

Gotta like a hot girl that can kick your butt.

[raverdeath100]

Tifa: "can you handle my punches too?"

Laguna: " aahhh! my cramp!"

[SuperMissile]

Tifa: Hey, can you give HIM some of your pep?

Bartz: I tried to but uhh.....Squall.

Squall: Gone talkin' to a wall.

Bartz: Thanks.

Tifa: <.<

[catbuffalo]

Once the game is over onion knight gets a free pass to shit all over everybody.

[sparklechild7689]

Tifa: I'll punch a hole through that armor of yours

Golbez: I'm not wearing any armor right now

[blitzvomitew16]

"i get the whole serious act but don't over do it"....she should had said that to Lighting.

ROFLMAO

[Berthinus]

Jecht vs Tifa.

Tifa : "it's fist to fist! let's go!"

Jecht : "Yeah, right"

picks up huge ass sword...

[Nintendoggy]

The jiggling means they are happy.

[bobdootal34]

@Nintendoggy *jiggle jiggle jiggle*

[rimidalvetarak]

We know exactly what he's looking at.

[goukiggm]

SUCKS in ENG dubs!! SUCKS!!

[sh0sh0231]

Whenever she says the encounter quotes i look at her boobs!

[AntonioKHT]

LOL the way her breats bounces is... never mind

[khfan4life365]

"I'm 'not interested' in your music."

That's my message to Justin Bieber (sorry Bieber fans).

[hermesleao]

@khfan4life365 And that's how you "mentally"FALCON PUNCH Justin B***** fans.

[isorukinuta]

Tifa:I'll punch a hole in that armor of yours

Golbez:... Wrong Costume, bitch :proceeds to pwn the shit out of her:

[Through011]

if you're gonna be arguing who cloud is with do it in a forum but not here of all places

[Edgarhunk9191]

Tifa: "What are you laughing at?"

Kefka: "I saw you and I felt... naughty..."

[SC0R3B00T]

Tifa : "Sorry, but I don't carry any weapons."

Gilgamesh : "And what about those two big bazooka's, on your chest?"

Tifa : "Perv... -_-"

[Netherwolf6100]

"Words aren't the only way to convey your feelings."

*punches Cloud into oblivion*

"Now stop being such a whiny little emo bitch!"

[Lucifer9017]

Tifa: "Just back off, you old witch!"

Ultimecia: *uses Time Crush*

Tifa: "Hey, it was a joke!"

[smartanimegirl]

To Bartz, "Hey, could you try giving HIM some of your pep?" As if this isn't obvious as to whom she's talking about.

To Zidane, "What are you looking at?! Focus!" Probably obvious on this one, too.

To Kuja, "I'm...'not interested' in your music." Obvious copy.

[MrRexiv]

@0:13 menstrual cycle? No? Okay...

[WhiplashSL]

Tifa has the biggest boobs of any Final Fantasy character :D

[VentusxBBSxSpero]

1:25

Yes you do, Tifa...

*Looks down*

[DuskMindAbyss]

Girl, you can blow my cycle any day.... 

[stasia0803]

Good old soundtrack... Memories come back. :D

[yamibalus]

Jecht(The manliest of men with all the raw power of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) Vs. Tifa AKA The Daughter of Captain Falcon(seriously, she's got a Falcon Dive Attack, one of her HP attacks is a Falcon Kick, and the end of her Limit Break is a Falcon punch... what more do you need?).... could get epic there.

[Crannigy]

It would be an interesting game if you could play with pretty much EVERY playable FF character. Wakka v Zell, Gau v Rinoa, etc.

[ZaleraTheDeathSeraph]

So much Jiggle physics o.O

[XxG3ISTxX]

Tifa: What're you looking at !? Focus!

Me: What did you say i was busy look at your knockers

[9001milktoast]

what would i gain from this?

hint: rule 34

[Angelalex242]

Cloud:Why'd you beat me up again?

Tifa:Aerith was your assist >:(

Cloud:At least SHE never beats me up...

[RoddickFarrence589]

Tifa: Good luck, little knight. *in a cheeky voice

Laguna: Time to play with Uncle Laguna!

Onion Knight: AHH! RAPE! GAY!! HELP!!!

[WindFamiliar]

Wow, Tifa's a total flirt. XD "Can you handle my punches, too?" "I wish that...you'd believe in me more!"

[DungaIpod]

thos BOOBS DAMMIT!

[RedHairedGuyKiKu]

Tifa's boobs are like boing boing! ^o^ drool...

[Hien81onYt]

I know exactly what i'm focused on...

<3333333333333333333333333

[infinitegamerpro]

Tifa: I don't need two cloudy skies

Cloud: First sephiroth saying despair comes from the clouds now this

[darkservantofheaven]

Tifa: what are you looking at..focus...

Zidane: I already am focused

[mahiganti]

Tifa: What would I gain from this?

Me:TITS, wait oh sorry.

[ff7vincent441]

Oh sorry! I accidentally hit dislike when I tried to hit like Xl But i did hit like afterwards. Sorry :(

[ffantasia24]

When seph came out, I wish she'd just say "Put a shirt on!" :D

[DaBlueWind]

Does anyone notice that Tifa and Laguna look pretty similar? Long pretty black Hair, Eurasian Vibe, both kinda cheerful-

Oh my god, SHE'S SQUALL'S LONG LOST SISTER D8

[OmegaChimera]

Is it me, or is Tifa so condescending on this one?....I LOVE IT!

[PuppetMasterKankuro]

"Sorry, but I don't carry any weapons."

Some boobs could be considered lethal weapons. O3O

[jczala18]

Tifa's quotes are so cool! Love it!

[YuffieDon]

Man, Tifa hates Ultimecia for some reason...

And LOL asking Bartz to perk Cloud up.

[MrEth2345]

Tifa;You won't get anywhere if you're quiet Squall;I know but... *Ultimecia walks in Ultimecia;Squall r u talking to someone? Tifa

[R0Sheikh]

Wow she was like good luck -3 to onion knight'y

Omg 'Not Interested' to Kuja's music that made my day :D

[Nightengale90]

I freakin' love the outfit Squall was wearing. I've never seen him in that one before.

[DAYD111]

Tifa: What are you looking at? Focus!

Zidane: Headstrong and skimpy... I like it!

[clairesfocus]

titties in my face...

[Khrene]

@GingaReppuuBaxinger

Well I meant they're weak as in they aren't well written.

And since when was Tifa rude? Shes actually is a bit shy and/or awkward at times, which is why she couldn't just be forward with Cloud the way Aeris was. Other than that shes kinda empathetic and optimistic and her character wasn't given a of of depth. Which is probably why she has so much leeway in the way she acts, cause she seems like an extrovert here when she should be more reserved.

[GingaReppuuBaxinger]

@Khrene Ah ok, thanks by the info.

[Khrene]

Her quotes seem out of place too...

[singerinwhite]

@Khrene Most of them are relevant to the character. The ones he uses for Firion and Jecht really aren't though. I would have preferred to see her quote to Jecht for Prishe. Her quote to Kain, I think is referring to the time they traveled together in Tifa's scenario in 012. I liked her quote for Bartz though, especially since she was blatantly referring to Cloud in it.

[Khrene]

@singerinwhite Yeah I just meant some of them. "I won't hold back ya know?" seems weird going to Cecil cause she doesnt have a reason to hold back against a fully armored knight with a sword and magic.

"What are looking at? Focus!" should've gone to Laguna, cause Zidane just doesn't compare to the lack of focus that laguna has when faced with sexy women (even if it is the embodiment of nothing) "Can you handle my punches" woulda worked for Zidane given his size.

[solidvipersnake]

@TheFinal360 no she's not there alot of people that can take lightning

kuja, exdeath, sephiroth, ultimecia, emperor, zidane, kefka, cloud etc etc.

[znpbar225]

Those jiggle physics...

[kman618]

Tifa: "I'll punch a hole in that armor of yours!"

Golbez: "Uhhh..."

[Sirkind]

out of all the encounters Ive seen Tifa is the first one to not insult Ex-Death on his VOID!

[WeaponXSigma]

@TheFinal360 Wrong, The strongest one isn't even in dissisia sadly enough but if he was it would be funny as hell. Then again, there's several who could take lightning easily.

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

Tifa is definately one you want the ability for the perfect auto EX input for.

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

Tifa: You're gonna be fun to play with!

I came. :3

[rotomleo]

I won't hold back, ya know?

[Nerdytimes]

Tifa: What are you laughing at?

Kefka: BOOBS!

[TheGhito1]

press 3 for dancing b00bs

[itachipain]

"sorry... but i dont carry any weapons."

Gilgamesh: oh yes you do. two very dangerous ones.

[Lollygal23]

@TheFinal360 Says Tifa...

[Voicefromfuture]

Just back off, you old bitch !

Tifa's so rude...respect for the elders ?

[MJTRadio]

As if I didn't hate this character enough, nice work with the pointless jiggling animation Square!

Oh yeah and, "You know you can't win just by being upbeat!"

Isn't that just Tifa's character in a nutshell?

[wirelessjt]

@MJTRadio Yes its her character in a nutshell but she knows karate and she isn't a crybaby like tidus which is why she said that. Oh and jiggle animation is never pointless but your free to hate the character though that's fine as no one likes every character but i'm willing to bet she's more popular than your favorite character XD.

[MJTRadio]

@wirelessjt Sadly. It's hard to accept that after nearly five releases, Cecil still doesn't get much love

[wirelessjt]

@MJTRadio Cecil got love in this game and in FF the years after. Are we talking about the same Cecil here? I like the guy but he's no kain though :).

[princesszelda98]

WHy is Sephy shirtless?

[PrincessZeldaBlaze]

watch out tifa, onion knight shall be little, but is very dangerous xD

[Saminizer16]

Tifa: I'll punch a hole in that armor of yours!

Golbez: *facepalm* I'm not wearing an armor....

[duelmastertrey]

0:55

wait... what armor?

[isaac4533]

What armor?

[MrSquirmy12]

When tifa encountered herself i was hoping for a "pfft mine are bigger than yours ;)"

[DemiDLisAwesome]

Hey in the game you can change what the character wears?

[aaronexe123]

@DemiDLisAwesome yes they had that in the first game but for most villians (exept Sephiroth) it was only recolors and most heroes either got a recolor or an alternate outfit they have been seen wearing (like Cloud with his advent children outfit)

[DemiDLisAwesome]

2:22

"Just back off you old witch!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" XD

[TheldinMarks]

Tifa's line to Zidane was pointed at the people watching this video.

[TheLightninification]

thumbs up if you were staring at tifas boobs the entire time

[jizno366]

At 2:35. WHAT ELSE?!

[abc12112122]

When she face another girl, I'll pretend she's saying "Pfft, come on, you call that Boobs?"

[NanTheDark]

It's just me or her breasts kind of bounce?

[123123s3]

@NanTheDark NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[NanTheDark]

@123123s3 Really? Because I think they do... :P

[123123s3]

@NanTheDark NOTE THE OVER TYPED THING

[NanTheDark]

@123123s3 xD

[FuckingPerfectx]

Tifa is soo Tifalicious hahahahaha 

[Sessionoid]

3:52 Is that Chaos? .... YOU CAN PLAY AS CHAOS?! Okay, I need to get this game right now

Oh, and- Lightning, world's hottest traffic cop.

[hardgamer7]

3:20 - 3:26 O.O Tifa And Prishe!? *Quickly stems a nose bleed.* Serious Fetish Fuel.

[vincentchaoslimit]

in the beginning of her exburst, its probably pieces of flower from the slums church.

[iCheesey]

Golbez isn't wearing armor.

[RoddickFarrence589]

SHET FOR VS ONION KNIGHT

GOOD LUCK LITTLE KNIGHT

[RoddickFarrence589]

Tifa : "what would i gain from this?"

my tifa : "EXP."

[OreoBrawl]

Cook?

Does Tifa have a frying pan in this?

[exranio]

Is this the same voice actor as Chie from Persona4. She sounds similar.

[NostalgicKeepsake]

I love how she's all "Words aren't the only way to communicate feelings" as she's punching cloud in the face...

[lineautox]

3:19 nuff said 0_O

[MyronRamonJones]

2:26 I Love That Early 90's look laguna had and the music

[skyMcWeeds]

Tifa: "Sorry, but I don't carry any weapons."

Tifa you're such a LIAR! Those BOOBS of yours are weapons off mass distraction.

Often causing players to stare at them bouncing round things instead of focusing in the fight.

[EdisZidane]

Tifa: I'll punch a hole in that armor of yours!

Golbez: What armor???

[50Animator]

Tifa arouses me so much.

[blob440]

4:28 cloud likes it rough

[PCGamerNET]

Why is it that in FInal Fantasies VII onwards there's always a couple?

-Cloud & Tifa

-Squall & Rinoa

-Zidane & Garnet

-Tidus & Yuna

[ffjason]

@PCGamerNET Cecil & Rosa... And Locke & Celes was strongly implied.... It happened way before VII! XD

[PCGamerNET]

@ffjason well i meant it in a consecutive manner.

it goes from 4, no 5, and I'm not too sure about six.

[ffjason]

@PCGamerNET Locke and Celes was pretty much there. Just no kiss or any cofessions out there. Like Cloud and Tifa. They never actually got together either. If we are going consecutive then it would start at VIII. Where it was shown that 2 people got together.

[RATPT0I]

@ffjason

ff4 did the 2 people together thing. I mean, they had a kid, so Cecil was the first hero that got laid as a reward.

[ffjason]

@RATPT0I I am aware that Cecil and Rosa got together and had a kid (Y)

[suaveli]

@GingaReppuuBaxinger What? When did Square say Cloud loves Aerith?

[suaveli]

@GingaReppuuBaxinger "Cloud always find Aeris in other game..searching her"

What game is that? Can you give me the title of those games?

"square wont say it but the games show it"

How the game shows it? Can you tell me? All I know is that according to the Final Fantasy VII 10th Anniversary Ultimania, both Nojima & Kitase confirm that Cloud & Tifa did have sex under the Highwind. So at least that confirms Cloti more than Clerith.

[Pergator]

Zidane: :)

Tifa: What are you looking at? FOCUS?

Zidane: :)

Tifa: ... focus on my chest?

Zidane: :) *noseblood*

[django777777777777]

3:19 Mhmm that's my Final Fantasy

[flagy345]

I really like the quote againts sephiroth in the reports

"You don't even tell your name to girl before you slice her?"

[Giorgakis96]

tifa: I will punch a hole in that armor of yours!

golbez: WAIT WHAT ARMOR?

[GorgonBull35]

0:40 "I don't need two CLOUDY skies"

Congrats if you get the joke

[cnctfd194]

lols...tifa and cloud say sth similar to kefka XD

[driskell1354]

she just gave the onion knight a boner

[YuffieDon]

0:34 Poor OK, first Laguna, then Tifa... kid can't catch a break.

[bja808]

I'll punch a hole in that armor of yours!!

Golbez: Not until I punch through your holes........ xD

[ZeroStormrageBX]

"I'll punch a hole in that armor of yours!"

Tifa, Golbez isn't wearing armor...

[ChaosAngels16]

Lmao it's just really convenient on how Tifa says that while beating Cloud to death. Yes "Words airen't the only way to convey your feelings" RIGHT Tifa! hahaha

[Chayraz2]

"iget the whoule serious act, but dont overdo it."

says the Girl dating Cloud.

[narutoleehinata]

Tifa: "Fist to fist, let's go."

Jecht: "Naw, think gonna use mah sword instead."

[RaiphXII]

"Words aren't the only way to convey your feelings." Hohohoho...

[TheCrowVII]

4:30

I think it's sweet that Tifa gave Cloud an advice before she punches him to oblivion.

[WelloDaDon]

"just back off you old witch" oh no she didnt

[WelloDaDon]

jiggle jiggle jiggle

[BloodyStigmata]

Thumbs up if you couldn't help but think of tons of "that's what she said jokes" from her quotes.

[Flapjizzle69]

lol shantottos like ah no this bitch didnt

[khandfinalfantasy]

Tifa: I will punch a hole into that armor!

... *looks at Golbez* What armor?

[soulskey]

3:58

Those are flowers that Aerith grows in the church... And that pose... Same pose when Tifa recovered from a throw from Loz during their fight in Advent Children... XD

[Chayraz2]

@soulskey and they say nerds arnt cool.

[soulskey]

@Chayraz2 I'm not a nerd... But thanks for the compliment... XD

[luveprincesora]

Don't carry any weapons? Look at your hands,Tifa.

[Sylvia25100]

lol Tifa's AMAAAAAAZIIIIING!!! love her limit break, how she kicks everybody's ass and the way she's speaking to them!!!! TOO cool!!!! you remind me of me girl!!! xD

[Daveyx09]

>I will blow your cycle out of the water.

>I will blow your cycle

>I will blow

>blow

[workingSe7en11]

her boobs are breathing O_o

[SoraROXAS999]

"Sorry, but I don't carry any weapons..."

Uh, yeah... You do >_>

[SagaraBankotsu]

I love Tifa's limit break :D

[cherry000bell]

0:57 Tifa are you blind? He's wearing no armor you know! o_Õ

[Gormaoul]

@cherry000bell That chest looks like armor to me hehe

[Boredofeverythin]

We all know where Zidane's looking... xD

[theulimatefusion]

@Boredofeverythin FINALLY SOMEONE OUT OF THIS CAST DID xD

[Chayraz2]

@Boredofeverythi the enormous, round, beautiful sunset!

What else could Zidane possibly be looking at?

[Dude4945]

@Boredofeverythin oo oo i kno! lol

[n4rut089]

@Boredofeverythin his come back would prolly be your rack is huge!

[Fimmlian]

Her VA sucks in this game

[NeoShinobi]

@Fimmlian clearly you are a homo

[ShadyKitsune]

... Cannot ignore bounciness of pre-battle pose.

God I feel like a perv.