1-877-To-Bite-U

[NatalieSilverBelz]

i'd rather bite U

[mermaoceans]

what would the number be if u took the letters out lyk 1877- to-bite-u what would that b in numbers plez answer

[Amy8852]

I stis a real vampire. IN NEED FOR REAL VAMPIRE!!!!! I WANTED TO BE A VAMPIRE SINCE I WS 3

[MilleHiighPie]

im a straight women and even I wanted to call her up..

[alishakeyes]

Thumbs up if you've tried V. :D

[wolfpackleaderalpha]

*drool*

[DarkangelMHB]

if you call it it says at the tone please key in your number lol

[NEMESIS1JUSTICE4ALL]

@DarkangelMHB I tried it too :-)

[ahdeath2007]

How do these retractable teeth work do they fold out or are they in some sort of muscly pouch that releses?

[FULANODETAL]

@ahdeath2007 looks like no scientist in true blood universe made somekind of scanner or any medical proofs to vampires,looks like no one cares...

[verityheld]

A few weeks ago, just to see if it would work, I phoned 1-800-EAT-SHXT (I'm sure you know what vowel I left out and where it goes). Whaddaya know, it is for a sex chat line!

[Vampirvork]

huhhhhhhh is this chick hot

[infectedkoozer]

number doesnt work >S

[seimeichan]

i think she should be jade flower read defintely dead and u will c what i'm talking about!

[whatevermana]

i'm asian,but i don't think she is beautiful.there are more pretty women anywhere in my country streets.

[Slipsnob]

*jawdrop*

[CrackAttack17]

Mwar.....it's an invalid number. Poo Poo.

[1980theone]

@CrackAttack17 but i called!! it ringed!!! D: :D are you sure???

[CrackAttack17]

@1980theone Yeah. I'm sure. Mine doesn't even ring. Let me know what number you are dialing.

[1980theone]

@CrackAttack17 It rings but i don't know what to say, what would you tell them in case it worked? and I think I dialed 1 877 862 4838 it worked fer me but I didn't wait till they answered I was just testing it.

[CrackAttack17]

@1980theone It's a fake line if it does work for you. You should let it ring until someone picks up. All else fails, hangup.

[XxLittlexDollxX22]

U DAMN FOOL!!!!  U SUCK AT TRYING TO B A VAMPIRE...HONESTLY!!!

[MichaelKlump]

A struggling vampire actress, trying to make it in the industry for her 'acting ability', has finally hit rock bottom, forced to appear in a 3am phone sex ad, now that she's waited too long and all the other aspiring vampire actresses have taken all the jobs. Hey, maybe she'll end up like Evangeline Lilly and play the ex-girlfriend on The L.E.S.

[MrSpartan1172010]

this girl is hot but how come there isnt a real number of that and that would be tight if there was a real number of that ad

[Mcheetah]

WHY would a hundred or more year old being need to whore herself for a phone sex hotline? That's kind of pathetic for something so old and powerful, isn't it?

Maybe she was just a vampire actress? Or a newly turned vampire 'enjoying the rush'? Or was in the industry before being turned?

[lightryu33]

I am sure some people tried to call :).

Bye the way, who is that actress ?

[vampireluvr111294]

O////O ditto....wow

[17foreverJoJo]

this is better than the cheesy late night sex hotlines that advertise on tv.... waayyy better.

Damn, I wish vampires were real!!!!

[WhenIdreamaboutyou]

Wow, she is hot. And I'm a woman..

[chocolytesprynkles]

lol a vampire hooker

[airrunwesker]

You are too much fun!

[xxBlackWiltedRosesxx]

are there really vampires? And ones that are sane and not posers?

[SamWinchestersDemon]

Depends on how you view "real" Darlin'...What do you think makes a "Real Vampire"

[lespaulplayer09]

@xxBlackWiltedRosesxx ............yesss

[starbuck5505]

called it:  and its like... a voice mail or something lol

[doc109]

what is it that she is going to do? is it my pleasure or hers?

[Prom313]

wow lmao

[sunsetxlungs777]

someone should call it XD

[kaorimaiko]

lol I called it hahaha

[qwertt14]

damn! she's got me glamoured

[fetusscockslap]

the only thing that really upsets me about true blood is that their fangs come out in the wrong spot -.-

[SamisanBR]

at the beginning i disliked this too.. but now i'm kinda used to it and now the fangs in the 'right spot' feels like strange to me x]~

[xOxAmBeRJaNexOx]

ô_ô oh my hehe she can bite me any day ;D

[SamisanBR]

ohh me2 *¬*

[tastythighs180]

i think vampires may have become awesome again.

[VampireAuditions]

If there are any youtubers out there who'd like to try playing the role of a vampire I'm interested in looking at auditions.

Just look for this channel:

VampireAuditions

[Goldfishyy707]

nooo, it should have been pamela xD

pam cracks me up... but she would have been great for this.

[keytoafterlife]

i want those tights

[hatersal]

nice retractable fangs probably swiss made?

[TheReelGenius]

Yo son, you killed on that turn. Those were good quick cuts. I'm feelin' it!

[cjvideo]

Love her thigh highs!!

[vampireheart85]

lets see a hot male vampire for the ladies!

[littlemissmuffinshow]

@vampireheart85

I agree!

I would be more than happy if Eric did it ;)

[GinoTheSpy]

@vampireheart85 not gonna happen

[1980theone]

@vampireheart85 hey thats me haha lol jk ^_^

[wonderwomanx12]

has anyone tried to call the number lmao

[juliex3babbyy]

i have lmfaoooo. its funny ^-^

if the whole true blood thing

existed ; id SOOOOO be a fangbanger!

[SHADOWVIEVER]

ROFL!^^

Great idea to take the money from Human out of the pants ;-)

Professional Video a Bit(e) better and them is PERFEKT!

I like to see a other Sexy Vampire Chick inside ;-)

Or better a Sexy Vampire Man ;-))

[nwafo]

This chick is super hot!

[clouclouchan]

Woot woot! The number is real.

[shianlotta]

wee hoo! hahaha

[Siouxcourtesan]

The jackknife sound on the teeth was a dead giveaway for True Blood, but damn it would be great if this were real.

And male

[naromi18]

what about sexy male vampires!

[vampiradipps]

HOT LINE FOR A MALE VAMPIRE!!!! =D

[HalsRing]

Lol, for real? The only way this would be more pathetic is if she were an anime.

[mamba109]

sexy asian girl + vampire, my god this is like heaven on earth, hell on earth? doesnt matter, i want her now

[EJPal]

LOL at this

[drizzi990]

HOLY CRAP!!!! she can bite me anyday

[GirlyDoll21]

I just called the number and the chick from the commercial talks to you and you can leave a voice mail.

[1980theone]

@GirlyDoll21 Is this for sex?

[Tennyoakana]

XD Somebody call and let me know if it's real!

[ReneeReyes]

i'm a straight woman, and even to me that was hot! lol