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From: danecook
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  • HES NOT THAT FUNNY YEA I SAID IT LOL

  • CHECK OUT MY STANDUP @ johnwestcomedy (no spaces)

  • im on planet uranus

  • Tao is a nice club. Went a few weeks ago and hung with Wayne Newton in the Lounge. I shot a funny video from the balcony. Check out the video on my channel.

  • I have your dogs cosmic twin!!

  • Bro....ur dog is awesome! :D:D

  • Hey bro next week? It's what?.. Oh ohhh that's your birthday next week.. well no one gives a fuck because its not your birthday today. You pause the universe and then contradict the fuck out of yourself ? lmao that's what I like to see Keep up the good work.

  • @Erockman500 he was pretty much only referring to people who are begging him to say happy birthday next week. He just stated that he's celebrating his bday next which which is NOT contradicting himself. Nowhere in this video is he asking people to say happy birthday. -_-

  • @jvexen i was sooooo thinking the same thing hahaha

  • Evil genius hipster... just needs a hairless cat instead of a short hair tiny dog.

  • He looks hot <3

  • Dude you look like an evil genius or something in the chair with the dog. Like : "gooood. Listen to my comedy." lol

  • This was on my Birthday! ROFLMFAO! I will never have another Birthday Again! LOL! lOVE ya!~;]

  • nice face i love your face !!!

  • @danecook nice hat faggot.............im just kidding makes you look intelligent

  • awwww possibly the cutest dog i have ever seen!!

  • Hey Dane Its Not your Birthday. "Noone Give a Fuck!" hahaha Party hard.

  • Pls subscribe to me dane

  • oh my all i can say is yummy!

  • dude if i could have sex with any man it would be you dane and thats the truth dickhead

  • why is everyone talking shit fuck get a life

  • Dane Cook? More like Dam Cook! u must not be doing 2 good, blog video only in 240p u must not be selling it.

  • You suck ass.

  • @CertifiedGooner729 FUCK YOU

  • @xrushthe2nd Fuck your mother's fat cunt.

  • What's over on the left? I feel like some chicks over on his couch waiting for him to finish haha.

  • It looks like he's in his own bat cave. :)

  • i saw that dog and at first, i thought it was a statue. i was like, "why the fuck does he have a statue of a dog on his lap." then it moved....ANYWAY, dane i love you. sometimes i hate being 20...

  • <3 @danecook <3333

  • I LOVE YOU!!!!!

  • Awww Dane I so love this vid hee hee!!

  • WHO DOES THAT DOG BELONG TO!?!?

    It totally distracted me, during this WHOLE video (:

    i <3 u DC

  • mmeh

  • Happy Birthday for the 18th (Sorry I'm a couple of days late) I had no idea you had a youtube. I've subbed and can't wait for more vids. Your a legend Dane XD Love from Danielle inAustralia.

  • OMG I LIVE U ! YOU ARE SO SEXY ! :P

  • OHHH YEAAAA!

  • HEY DANE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROI!! you're so funny! i like your videos, take care!

  • lol at the dog

  • WATCH MY HILARIOUS VIDEOS!!

  • HEY U listen up ...I am awaiting your friendship! You ARE my 'neighbor' Dane :)

  • I'd go but I'm on the opposite side of the continent. Would be absolutely epic to help you celebrate your birthday and generally show you how appreciated you are outside of the ravenous fandom, that there are people who admire your work who are level headed. Anyhow, Have a good one and keep up the good work.

  • I wish Dane would make a Burn Video to Burn all those Trolls in youtube that Troll around spilling their Troll goo.

  • your dog looks just like mine ^_^ thanks dane you always make us laugh

  • yesss! luv the dog! My maltipoos love to watch me work as well..peace!

  • Thanks man for communicating to fans, thats, clever and unussual from Artists even comedians.

  • What up DANE! Like these videos you've been making. I make comedy videos and have about 550,000 subscribers on here, would love to maybe collaborate on a video when you're in the LA area. My email is keeptheheat at gmail dot com

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  • Awww...

    Video Over

    Wait, what did he say? I was paying too much attention to the chihuahua.

  • Omgshhh Your puppy is sooo cute((((((((((:

  • DOOOOGGGGIIIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • dane are you actually 45 cause you dont look like it at all xD

  • @bobmcbob123456 he's 38

  • @bobmcbob123456 yeah hes 38

  • make good quality videos already!

  • dane why don't u shut up

    and do another great stand up comedy show

    i love ur shows very much :D and hate ur boring low quality videos :(

  • HAAAA Little Beast!

    lol love you guys!! (yeah I meant Beast too so chill :P)

  • i like the dog just chillin.

  • Cute dog!

  • Dane, more videos, more stand up, fuck the haters!

  • it's not a dog it's a huge rat :D

  • is your dog licking your balls?

  • have yourself a very nice weekend dane!!

  • is that a little dog sitting on his lap? it looked cute :) shame vegas is a million miles away (at least it may as well be) :(

  • Yeah, one day you are going to fall mad in love with me and It's going to hit you like a karate chop. Nothing is more intense than that ;D

  • ur aweaome dane...i wish i know u for real

  • hey DC, your little dog is fugly

  • Everytime I see him, he looks better and better.

  • Also watch out for government poisoned toilet paper, my friend. Don't say I didn't warn you.

  • lol i hate my best friend!

  • is he using his dog as a boner shield?! O.o

  • Just sent a couple. :3

  • Dane cook = awesome fucking dude :P

  • i was watching isolated incident right before i saw this in my sub box

  • i love your dog. and you:)

  • dane, you rock...

  • So hot!

  • love u :)

  • Too bad he never replies. D:

    Also, is he wearing a Luminox watch..?

  • I am so glad that I found this channel! It shows that Dane is more than a stage person, but a friendly person who really cares about real, cool things, and comedy

  • FIRST!!!.... oh wait...fuck...

    also Dane could u have a gayer dog?! what are u trying to do... compisate for big dick?!

  • keep up the good work Dane, you keep me laughing all the time! still sorry to hear about your parents Dane, Happy early birthday!

  • I love you Dane! I was just watching your vicious circle stand up! My fav! I watch it all the time when I feel sad!

  • i <3 you Dane

  • Dane I saw you in Victoria it was sickkk

  • dane u rock man

  • Hey Dane say Johnny Jager Friday.that would make my life

  • Penis

  • :| im in love with this guy in a non-stalker way...sigh

  • Yoo DANE

  • Dane, DO MORE IN YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dane cook FTW! :)

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