Tao is a nice club. Went a few weeks ago and hung with Wayne Newton in the Lounge. I shot a funny video from the balcony. Check out the video on my channel.
Hey bro next week? It's what?.. Oh ohhh that's your birthday next week.. well no one gives a fuck because its not your birthday today. You pause the universe and then contradict the fuck out of yourself ? lmao that's what I like to see Keep up the good work.
@Erockman500 he was pretty much only referring to people who are begging him to say happy birthday next week. He just stated that he's celebrating his bday next which which is NOT contradicting himself. Nowhere in this video is he asking people to say happy birthday. -_-
i saw that dog and at first, i thought it was a statue. i was like, "why the fuck does he have a statue of a dog on his lap." then it moved....ANYWAY, dane i love you. sometimes i hate being 20...
Happy Birthday for the 18th (Sorry I'm a couple of days late) I had no idea you had a youtube. I've subbed and can't wait for more vids. Your a legend Dane XD Love from Danielle inAustralia.
I'd go but I'm on the opposite side of the continent. Would be absolutely epic to help you celebrate your birthday and generally show you how appreciated you are outside of the ravenous fandom, that there are people who admire your work who are level headed. Anyhow, Have a good one and keep up the good work.
What up DANE! Like these videos you've been making. I make comedy videos and have about 550,000 subscribers on here, would love to maybe collaborate on a video when you're in the LA area. My email is keeptheheat at gmail dot com
I am so glad that I found this channel! It shows that Dane is more than a stage person, but a friendly person who really cares about real, cool things, and comedy
HES NOT THAT FUNNY YEA I SAID IT LOL
kano8506 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
CHECK OUT MY STANDUP @ johnwestcomedy (no spaces)
Johnwestcomedy 1 month ago
im on planet uranus
PWN51 2 months ago
Tao is a nice club. Went a few weeks ago and hung with Wayne Newton in the Lounge. I shot a funny video from the balcony. Check out the video on my channel.
leeshrader 2 months ago
I have your dogs cosmic twin!!
CandiceK82 2 months ago
Bro....ur dog is awesome! :D:D
NewDefinitionOfFunny 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Hey bro next week? It's what?.. Oh ohhh that's your birthday next week.. well no one gives a fuck because its not your birthday today. You pause the universe and then contradict the fuck out of yourself ? lmao that's what I like to see Keep up the good work.
Erockman500 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@Erockman500 he was pretty much only referring to people who are begging him to say happy birthday next week. He just stated that he's celebrating his bday next which which is NOT contradicting himself. Nowhere in this video is he asking people to say happy birthday. -_-
RoxasC08 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@jvexen i was sooooo thinking the same thing hahaha
natasha2013424 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Evil genius hipster... just needs a hairless cat instead of a short hair tiny dog.
bubblybrooke92 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
He looks hot <3
missjay012 3 months ago
Dude you look like an evil genius or something in the chair with the dog. Like : "gooood. Listen to my comedy." lol
JVexen 3 months ago
This was on my Birthday! ROFLMFAO! I will never have another Birthday Again! LOL! lOVE ya!~;]
Bridgeknapek 5 months ago in playlist More videos from danecook
nice face i love your face !!!
ChrisElectro94 7 months ago
@danecook nice hat faggot.............im just kidding makes you look intelligent
479cdrp479 7 months ago
awwww possibly the cutest dog i have ever seen!!
TheMrscullenforever 8 months ago
Hey Dane Its Not your Birthday. "Noone Give a Fuck!" hahaha Party hard.
JoeySimonen 9 months ago
Pls subscribe to me dane
Youizaplaya 9 months ago
oh my all i can say is yummy!
BeckybooHoops 10 months ago
dude if i could have sex with any man it would be you dane and thats the truth dickhead
TheTruthDickhead 10 months ago
why is everyone talking shit fuck get a life
xrushthe2nd 10 months ago
Dane Cook? More like Dam Cook! u must not be doing 2 good, blog video only in 240p u must not be selling it.
CarsonGall0 10 months ago
You suck ass.
CertifiedGooner729 10 months ago
@CertifiedGooner729 FUCK YOU
xrushthe2nd 10 months ago
@xrushthe2nd Fuck your mother's fat cunt.
CertifiedGooner729 10 months ago
What's over on the left? I feel like some chicks over on his couch waiting for him to finish haha.
Sofrikinsweet 10 months ago
It looks like he's in his own bat cave. :)
AmandaMarie1192 10 months ago
i saw that dog and at first, i thought it was a statue. i was like, "why the fuck does he have a statue of a dog on his lap." then it moved....ANYWAY, dane i love you. sometimes i hate being 20...
CassyJoGirl 10 months ago
<3 @danecook <3333
ILoveLizzieBear 11 months ago
I LOVE YOU!!!!!
ginebrapaprika 11 months ago
Awww Dane I so love this vid hee hee!!
Atasi123 11 months ago
WHO DOES THAT DOG BELONG TO!?!?
It totally distracted me, during this WHOLE video (:
i <3 u DC
alittlebitlonger18 11 months ago
mmeh
smosherx 11 months ago
Happy Birthday for the 18th (Sorry I'm a couple of days late) I had no idea you had a youtube. I've subbed and can't wait for more vids. Your a legend Dane XD Love from Danielle inAustralia.
gdpunkcess 11 months ago
OMG I LIVE U ! YOU ARE SO SEXY ! :P
JessyOtero3 11 months ago
OHHH YEAAAA!
MrDevour 11 months ago
HEY DANE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROI!! you're so funny! i like your videos, take care!
ejrcr09 11 months ago
lol at the dog
jmmjjon 11 months ago
WATCH MY HILARIOUS VIDEOS!!
Str8DumProductions 11 months ago
HEY U listen up ...I am awaiting your friendship! You ARE my 'neighbor' Dane :)
JaimeLe50s 11 months ago
I'd go but I'm on the opposite side of the continent. Would be absolutely epic to help you celebrate your birthday and generally show you how appreciated you are outside of the ravenous fandom, that there are people who admire your work who are level headed. Anyhow, Have a good one and keep up the good work.
LegendaryAsshole 11 months ago
I wish Dane would make a Burn Video to Burn all those Trolls in youtube that Troll around spilling their Troll goo.
Chokula99 11 months ago
your dog looks just like mine ^_^ thanks dane you always make us laugh
gazettejrocker 11 months ago
yesss! luv the dog! My maltipoos love to watch me work as well..peace!
codyck1 11 months ago
Thanks man for communicating to fans, thats, clever and unussual from Artists even comedians.
Chokula99 11 months ago
What up DANE! Like these videos you've been making. I make comedy videos and have about 550,000 subscribers on here, would love to maybe collaborate on a video when you're in the LA area. My email is keeptheheat at gmail dot com
keeptheheat 11 months ago
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keeptheheat 11 months ago
Awww...
Video Over
Wait, what did he say? I was paying too much attention to the chihuahua.
peacekat720 11 months ago
Omgshhh Your puppy is sooo cute((((((((((:
ChristianGurlyy 11 months ago
DOOOOGGGGIIIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyAcidPinkLemonade 1 year ago
dane are you actually 45 cause you dont look like it at all xD
bobmcbob123456 1 year ago
@bobmcbob123456 he's 38
flybikes29 1 year ago
@bobmcbob123456 yeah hes 38
Schpudd 11 months ago
make good quality videos already!
joeymandjoeym 1 year ago
dane why don't u shut up
and do another great stand up comedy show
i love ur shows very much :D and hate ur boring low quality videos :(
djb2gmansion 1 year ago
HAAAA Little Beast!
lol love you guys!! (yeah I meant Beast too so chill :P)
jesdane 1 year ago
i like the dog just chillin.
mmmmcccc567 1 year ago
Cute dog!
MissMaughan 1 year ago
Dane, more videos, more stand up, fuck the haters!
robiitis 1 year ago
it's not a dog it's a huge rat :D
asiac1984 1 year ago
is your dog licking your balls?
sheepy15 1 year ago
have yourself a very nice weekend dane!!
straps6661 1 year ago
is that a little dog sitting on his lap? it looked cute :) shame vegas is a million miles away (at least it may as well be) :(
LaurenNZ81 1 year ago
Yeah, one day you are going to fall mad in love with me and It's going to hit you like a karate chop. Nothing is more intense than that ;D
PunkStar6661 1 year ago
ur aweaome dane...i wish i know u for real
xXDeadMan9612Xx 1 year ago
hey DC, your little dog is fugly
Harshfate 1 year ago
Everytime I see him, he looks better and better.
LoTusfLoWeRxxxx 1 year ago
Also watch out for government poisoned toilet paper, my friend. Don't say I didn't warn you.
ChainsawAllen 1 year ago
lol i hate my best friend!
oOEmanOo 1 year ago
is he using his dog as a boner shield?! O.o
Aaronwoodiscool 1 year ago
Just sent a couple. :3
LaLaLaLaLampPost 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Dane cook = awesome fucking dude :P
Vdecepticon 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Dane cook = awesome fucking dude :P
Vdecepticon 1 year ago
Dane cook = awesome fucking dude :P
Vdecepticon 1 year ago
i was watching isolated incident right before i saw this in my sub box
BigSM45 1 year ago
i love your dog. and you:)
SoccerStar96 1 year ago
dane, you rock...
acerider67 1 year ago
So hot!
MadisonBogart 1 year ago
love u :)
kaiseh 1 year ago
Too bad he never replies. D:
Also, is he wearing a Luminox watch..?
MyndPhreakFilmz 1 year ago
I am so glad that I found this channel! It shows that Dane is more than a stage person, but a friendly person who really cares about real, cool things, and comedy
Chieftawsmcool 1 year ago
FIRST!!!.... oh wait...fuck...
also Dane could u have a gayer dog?! what are u trying to do... compisate for big dick?!
NintendoToaster 1 year ago
keep up the good work Dane, you keep me laughing all the time! still sorry to hear about your parents Dane, Happy early birthday!
saturnknite 1 year ago
I love you Dane! I was just watching your vicious circle stand up! My fav! I watch it all the time when I feel sad!
NYRangersgirl 1 year ago
i <3 you Dane
SandflowerFoxy 1 year ago
Dane I saw you in Victoria it was sickkk
mitchellscool44 1 year ago
dane u rock man
mikedelgado8888 1 year ago
Hey Dane say Johnny Jager Friday.that would make my life
tampavav 1 year ago
Penis
NoobProductions20 1 year ago
:| im in love with this guy in a non-stalker way...sigh
punknewbie06 1 year ago
Yoo DANE
obbyit 1 year ago
Dane, DO MORE IN YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hacks4iphone 1 year ago
dane cook FTW! :)
screenrecorder521 1 year ago