Task 64 - Pretend you are a Jehovah Witness, door to door

[legofrontiers]

I'm atheist sorry! :D

[iLoveHiiTMARK3rz]

im christian, but he didnt crash into a tree because he did or didnt belive in God. its cause he was drunk or recklessly driving

[tyeleep]

ummm schooooolllled

[Fa113nWarri0r]

that was hilarious haha

[sinister0913]

I feel like I just sat through church. 

[camille3322]

WHOO HE GOT ON YA SPOKE TRUTH. BUT IF HIS BROTHA WAS DISOBEDIENT TO GOD I AM NOT SURE HOW HE TWEAKED GETTIN INTO HEAVEN BUT REALLY HE WAS MAKING SENSE IT IS NOT COOL TO PLAY WITH GODS WORD!

[xxxTaylorxx3]

Why do all the old ladies say "take my picture" Stupid idiots. He's recording.

[YTisMyPlaylist]

Everybody know the great Satan is the creator and ruler of this world.

[clucku399]

god gave him a wife? i met my wife, i made my kids, not god? thats stupid. for those god people, answer this.. where did god or jesus or whatever come from. how did he make the world? with a wand with harry potter?

[4fuksake00]

What a bitch! Cunt should have barred up! Fucking bowing down to that bullshit! "My brother hit a tree an died because he didn't give enough time to god". What shit! I was a fucking JW and I'm way heartier than these pussy's!! Wake up numbtisse.

[210charity210]

wow you should not joke around with God, and that Pastor he knows his stuff.

[Evolutionbgtr]

Wtf....dat was unexpected! wat r da odds of dat guy comin along!?!

[evildude220]

This is awesome I'm guna do this

[mikee644]

calling an old lady a bitch....go fuck ur selves.. ur the bitches with no lives, go out with ur friends besides doing this shit

[David22aa]

HA HA HA YOU IDIOTS GOT SCHOOLED dont mess with god

[darkinertia2]

haha way to ruin the task, preacher. lawls, god.

[Jadersk8er]

did that minister say they where going to rape a tree lmfao

[TheTruthUnderTheHood]

@Jadersk8er If you like poetry you will like this poem Search " IS the Cross Christian" It will blow your mind!!!!!!!!If you are Deep!!! The presentation is wack but the content is potent.

[TazRocksDaParty]

Wow that's powerful. The Lord spoke to these guys hearts through that preacher.

[mbphlover]

Anyone who knows the first thing about JW would know you guys are not JW. That born again minister knew that and that is why he kept saying it is no joke.

[RasburryMuphinz]

LOL "Prison Minister"

Hahahahahahahahahahahha

[bigphade]

The gospel is the power of God.. Romans 1:17

[godrodemyscooter]

he said the morning star. that's not jesus.

[shooby69kid]

haha that idiot can bearly read a passsage from the bible

[legendkillermike]

It's amazing that they went in messing with with the name of God and ended up hearing the Gospel from a preacher. Once they soaked it in they seem shell shocked.

[Themvp0131]

I belive in god, and heavon.but i hate churches. i hate preists. and i hate most christian people, none of my friends go to church either, and most of them dont belive in god because people who do are usually bitchy, but people are wayy, over serious about it.

[Georgie2500]

Religion is all cults and all about brainwashing. Religion = for the weak minded person.

God doesn't exsist and I will call you a fucking dumbass if you bring up any sort of religious shit in front of me and tell you the same exact thing, because you need to get your head checked out if you talk to imaginary friends like Jesus and the Easter Bunny.

[BenWhibbles]

wow thats strong... i know really nice people who are religious. How you know if the world was not created by God? i dont believe in god but people who do, i treat them as i would treat anyone.

in my opinion you need to rethink what you commented.

[Georgie2500]

My comment was more directed at the preaching/ recruiting type of people that THINK they are so certain their IS a good and try to push it down other peoples throats, like JW's do, going door to door trying to convert people. If you believe in "god" and live a good life because of it and dont try to force it onto others and demand others live by your relgious codes, then good for you. That comment went more towards the extremists.

[BenWhibbles]

oh ok i didnt really realize u meant it in that way... u didnt say it was about extremists. but i see where ur coming from. misunderstanding soz.

[BenWhibbles]

i like jehova\s witnesses there cool............

what a load of bullshit i just typed...

[Mizzenmast54]

there u go , repent and be saved

[xninjazx6r]

i wuld hav killed that guy in the van

[MotorolaW385]

you really really really really really reallt need to change that intro

[spiderboy916]

wtf

this is so "NOT FUNNY!!"

DONT HATE....

have some religious tolerance...

[divinegoddessartemis]

Don't ask for a minute of time, just start talking and then put your foot in the door.

[boobooboo518]

fucking jehova witnesses there a was of fucking time they should all burn!!!

[strangeangel99]

God works in mysterious ways. I think He was reaching out to YOU that day... Wow, that was mind blowing!

[svenskliksom]

my best friend is jehovas.

i myself dont believe in god but i respect people who do.

[wellsie0159]

shut down

[mandisee]

Im not a jehovas witness but i still think this is quite disrespectful. x

[buccsfan1991]

dewd tats not cool

[OatMealExpress]

"that dude is a pastor, he just fuckin schooled us!" lol

[deecece07]

word up

[insanityback]

see what happens when you make fun of God

he makes a fool out of you

[mj4lyfe101]

yup God will not be mocked

[209ana]

I agree

[TropicalJesusPlant]

@insanityback There is no god.

[NewRomantic4]

ahah.

that minister thinks hes like the chuck norris or minister's. he thinks hes a BAD MOTHER FUCKER :P :P i bet if they stole his wallet it would be the brown leather one that says bad mother fucker :P

[persiangangster]

rofl but that minister was hella funny that guy looked fucking brain washed... GOD IS WATCHING!!! HAHA what bullshit that guy has to step into reality

[persiangangster]

dude this is hella funny these people always start arguing on youtube and its like on any video i go i see them dissing eachother on there information and always against eachother

[hmmlimmethink]

wow its a joke u fags lmao

[Hazedout08]

i probaly was gonna indulge into the "cult"ure but this chick i was dating was 1 she screwed me over with like 30 guyz so fuck a j.w so i a agree with "CaligulasLeftBoot' all those idiots needa burn hahaaa

[elcastano]

that minister has it so wrong, god does not kill people, yeah the sowing and reaping scripture is fine but James 1:12 says When under trial, let no one say: "I am being tried by God." For with evil things God cannot be tried nor does he himself try anyone. 14 But each one is tried by being drawn out and enticed by his own desire.

[jamarrian]

I don't think that he was saying that God will kill you, I believe he was trying to reply that we do not know the time or the hour we will die.

[REYDOW]

lol keep believing in your imaginary friend

[fatality88x]

hahhahahahah. awesome. :)

[CaligulasLeftBoot]

You're absolutely ridiculous. JW's are a cult. Their founder was a freemason that held many different apocalyptic beliefs. Fuck you JW's and burn in hell.

[Samc023]

Its apparent that you have a chip on your shoulder regarding the JWs and their claiming to be the true faith is no different from what the other churches say, only the JWs have the courage to go out and promote it.

And base off your other comments I can tell that you actually know very little about these people, yet you take it upon yourself to slander them, therefore you hardly have room to discuss "misquoting the bible".

[elcastano]

Wot r u on about "no sports teams" we can support sports teams.

[CaligulasLeftBoot]

JW's a cult members and brainwashed sheep,

They don't believe in life insurance(the worlds going to end after all!), they'll let children die before giving them a blood transfusion, they don't believe in fighting for one's nation, they're blatant multi racialists that don't give a fokk about what kind of scum immigrates to our White nations. Scum of the earth! Worse than Scientologists!

[Samc023]

CaligulasLeftBoot, I recommend you do research on JWs before posting something that reeks with stupidity. I know plenty of JWs with life insurance and as for blood transfusions they have paved the way for bloodless surgeries which many medical doctors already recommend to those that aren't JWs. However since you appear to be a white elitist then your credibility is pretty much shot, you seem to be more brainwashed than anything.

[CaligulasLeftBoot]

My credibility shot? OMG one of the sheep left the PC herd. Where's the shepard?! Someone kill it before other sheep start thinking! Can't have thought crimes around here. I know for a fact that JW's are crazy. 1/4 of my family are apart of the looney toon brigade. Just because you know JW's w/ life insurance doesn't mean that they're not going against their doctrine from doing so. Also children have died from their bs blood transfusion rule which is based on a misquote from the bible.

[Samc023]

Having life insurance doesn't go against their doctrines, which is why I seriousely doubt you have any family that are JW. In the case of their not accepting blood, its based off a (personal) choice. And stop pretended as if you give a damn about their children especially with the positive effects that comes from their using blood alternative rather than accepting transfusions which many doctors have stated is the better alternative

[Feelinthemuzik]

Wow; you'd give SATAN WORSHIP a bad name. Pathetic.

[akaldaarson]

anybody knows first off that jehovahs witnesses dont cuss and second they always look clean cut......you on the other hand look like you strolled out of a trailer park. but hey in the time of the end i guess theres gonna be a lot of idiots so theres one prophecy your making come true.

[jernstr]

You can't PRETEND to be one of Jehovah's Witnesses--it doesn't work.

Kind of funny how the tables were turned on those guys with that minister (who was not a Witness)... Jehovah can use anyone at any time to accomplish his purposes.

I would recommend that these kids actually pick up a bible and read the account involving a Pharasee named Gamaliel in Acts 5:38,39 and a particular point of counsel he gave the members of the Sanhedrin (Jewish High Court)...

[shino418]

jerk

[peterste2004]

You do you know that he knew you weren´t jw´s.

[WhatIprovetobe]

Their joke backfires.

[alfametil]

very stupid and idiot. People like you should be in a jail.

[gavinhawk123]

idiocy

[iamcheese]

zomg

[girlbully]

...lame...

[wmbdm]

that was ,,,cool,,you get 100 point s for that