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  • Dude this is fckn spoiler! I haven't finish the game yet i'm still play it! FCKN GAY WITH SPOILERS!11

  • I love this song

  • How this game would be worth the price:

    - 50% chance of dying during the song.

    - 48% chance of making it back to the gates.

    - 2% chance of Nazi zombies rising from the graves and eating Granny, ninjas jumping out from behind the gravestones to fight them and aliens opening an interdimensional portal to consume the Earth.

    Think about it, it would add replay value.

  • not the greatest work of Tale of Tales....The Path still is FUCKING much better and creepy as hell

  • motherfucker, i dont know why but is fucking creepy

  • Lol, it's Dutch o 3o

  • the game rapresent how we are small . the old lady dies , after years , but the world still live . forever .

  • I would totally buy this for 49,99

  • Honestly, The Path is a way better metaphor of life. The Graveyard is really zero effort.

  • this is some melodrama faggy bullshit

  • how do you stay alive?

  • @OPL21stJS get the free version xD

  • @danilo6060 lol

  • I know it's confusing...I was really confused at first. I didn't even have to buy the entire game with this ending.

    It's a very short game with a simple interpretation. It's about growing old and when the only direction you can go to is forward. It's the end and you can't turn around and just move backwards. Death is unavoidable. That is the metaphor.

  • Dutch? the fuck

  • this game make me sad...

  • Creepy? o-O

  • isn't she supposed to empty her bowels when she dies. Or they just din't want an old lady dead in a graveyard taking a dump.

  • In my version of the full game, she only dies. There are two endings, but for me she only dies. I've played it about 5 times, does anyone know what am I doing wrong?

  • @dcgcPTYT Buying the game.

  • it's kinda ironic how she manages to die in a graveyard... the undertaker must be like "sweet, saves me a bit of work..."

  • NIce intro, now show the rest of the game

  • @nihon8bits lol XD

  • i'm really dissapointed, tale of tales. after the path... something like that?

  • @plrusek Before the path

  • @dotMANERS Actually, during The Path's development. But released before, yes.

  • @NuclearDuckie Thanks for clarifying ~

  • plop

  • @pizza87760

    It's Dutch.

    You made the greatest mistake possible by not recoqnizing Dutch.

    I hate you.

  • Watching this and playing the game is the same thing

  • And I was like yeah i get all of his insurance and her beach house

  • Geez...she just died all of a sudden. I didn't even notice until I noticed she dropped the cane... Still not much of a reason to buy the full game though.

  • does this have a coop mission with 4 friends play able? race to the bench HARDCORE mode!

  • @gtaunited YES

  • I guess this is her final destination.

  • now im sad -.- poor old lady

  • Ugh............. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

  • i think thats no game its a "think about"

  • wie das war's?ist ja echt scheiße gemacht worden, die senkt ihren kopf und fertig-.- voll kacke

  • Spiel das Spiel , lass es auf dich wirken dass eine alte Dame die ihren Mann verloren hat

    auf dem Friedhof stirbt...Dieses Spiel sollte man nicht als Spiel sehen, sondern als Erlebnis..

  • @SSFSonic da hast du fr3akgamer schön zitiert ^^

  • wait is that it? she just dies?

    no heart atack or cough or any thing just "Ugh"

    and then dead? -_-

  • Am I a terrible person for thinking to myself "hurry up and die already"?

  • Not really a spoiler when they out right say it when you complete the free copy.

  • Wow. Lol i just wanted to see her die :D thanks for the vid!

  • Seeing just how unrealistic and bad the death was i'm glad I haven't paid extra for the 'extra feature'

  • Its so sad...

  • 2:18 You just got pwned by nature, son!

  • The Graveyard 2 needs online play. Old grannies dying all around the graveyard.

  • @Patitoyupi LULZ

  • this is cool

  • Why are all the 12 year old Youtube kids even watching this? Go play some Halo instead of hating on something you don't understand.

  • This is a prequel for the game "Serious Sam" is it?

  • that song is in my fucking laugange.. its from the netherlands O_O .. so we're responsible for makign this retarted game.... really?? faaaaaaaaaaaack.

  • @RicoWilder

    It's Belgium, actually.

    Also, please learn correct English spelling

  • @10Sanada10

    go cry

  • Better than CoD , ....... definitely.

  • the song is dutch

  • @pizza87760 Fuck You Gumby :))

  • i like the path wayyy more

  • Holy fuck dude this shit is fucking intense, first you walk into the graveyard all like: shit nigga Imma' look at some motherfucking graves dawg. Then near the middle there's like some serious bench sitting action, and I mean ass on the wood, balls to the wall EXTREME bench sitting action. Then you listen to some hardcore french music, at least I think it's french, shit I don't know I aint' a gay nigga. Then that old broad's all like peace out niggaz and keelz over right then there. Badass.

  • @pizza87760 You are a god.

  • @pizza87760 Err... what're you trying to talk about? Too much profanity will not help you convey your message.

  • @vijaykurosaki it's extreme advertising look it up

  • @pizza87760 Well said, Riley Freeman.

    Well said.

  • Whoa, this is better than cod.

  • This is a sad sick shit, not a game. And Steam selling it for 3,95€ !!!! It is a bad joke, right?? EH???!!!!

  • This game is more depressing than you think, you live the rest of your life knowing that you paid $5 on this game to watch an old woman die.

  • BEST 5 DOLLARS EVER SPENT

  • She died Now What!?

  • @Tristen778 How u can listen the music, close the game and open a book XD

  • Anyone know when the "Nude Mod" DLC is coming out ??

  • I have 50hours playtime on my steam acc with this game

  • Buying the full version of The Graveyard adds only one feature, the possibility of death

  • i cannot get tired of playing this game. it really makes ur day goes by fast

  • That man is singing a dutch song, its my main language :P

  • AND THIS IS JUST THE TUTORIAL LEVEL!

  • At the end they should just have trollface.jpg put up on the screen to show you what an asshole you are for paying for this artsy fartsy shit

  • Lol xD okay for the people who don´t speak Dutch (cuz the song is Dutch), it sounds kinda humoristic o.o

  • "Press ESC for instructions" is priceless

  • As a graphic designer, I appreciate games perceived as art. I wish Roger Ebert could play/see this. Having said that, I think this game is terrible. The old lady lacks facial emotion. We see a close-up of her face to incite emotion, yet w/o expressions to study, the player's left confused.

    The game has an old b&w filter with a graveyard backdrop, suggesting gloom, yet why is she smiling?

    Also, paying $5 for an animation? It would be more poetic her dying at the END of the song, not beginning.

  • this game is stupid why did steam put up with this, you'll just waste your money for buying this game which is very short you know.

  • what is the point of this????????

  • When it comes to innovations, Tale of Tales are never to dissapoint - and the Graveyard shows it, the full version only adding the small chance of death.

  • wtf

  • This is just weird. Also, I wouldn't even put a price on this game.

    It's stupid that she dies randomly. Better Demo, than full version.

  • can anyone pls say me whats the point of this game?

  • @hajsoke I don't think that it's a "game"...

  • @doomer its more ika a second waster,dont even worth a time waster

  • @doomer imo some games try to be art as some films are considered. Wether or not you consider it that is up to you.

  • @doomer it's more of an explorable painting

  • @doomer It is a game, only more arty

  • @hajsoke As desribed on Steam "it's more of an explorable painting then a game"

  • @hajsoke A Memoir of Life, brotha..or sista

  • @hajsoke the point of this game is make u see the cruelty of life/death O.o forgive it, im drunk

  • @hajsoke it's not a game, it's a piece of art

  • In the expansion we get to watch her taking a shit

  • what a waste of 5 bucks

  • best game evar !

    i have about 300 hours of playtime xD

  • this a sucks game

  • "TheM3etalWolf" You're right... This game make you to take a look how the old people feels, they are patient for everything even for death... "$4 Dollars for this crap" If you dont have 4 Dollars to waste obviously you are a kid (I can threw to trash $5 and buy this game after that, i have a job!)... The fun thing is the guys who commented "funny jokes" all of them have their "Favourites" full of videos of mw2 and think they are cool for that.

  • Mission Complete!

    Next Mission: do nothing till something happens

  • Wath? Pay 4$ just to can see she dying?? I tell you something (guys that built this game): GO HOME AND DIE!

  • in full version, is there like a button for self destruction or what?

  • so how dose she die ?

  • @wolffe23 good question...

    explode?

  • You pay $4.99 to die...

    With the numbers of high rise buildings around, its a bit too expensive, isn't it?

  • OmG this is so epic i find it so sad the music and then she dies.This game is very cool.it lets you think about your life ;)

  • Btw, its a dutch song

  • hey that song is Dutch. good thing I'm Dutch then lol

  • achievement Unlocked: sit on the bench and die!

  • Achievement Unlocked!

    you killed the grandma! :D

  • An end the the shooting has, this is 5 minutes of digital poetrie,an old woman near the end of her days, going to perhaps a last visit of her beloved, cold and dusky the clouds in the sky, after a few steps the old woman hobbles over the path carrying the entire weight of her age,a sad song.. you nearly can see al her perished companions in your inner eye..

    Well or is it a test trying to figure out if you call something art often enough how many people will actually intepred deep poetical crap?

  • I loved the path, and decided to buy this game. Could'nt explore the graveyard.. So I sat down on the bench, waited 10 mins before I realized that she was not going to wake up and had to alt+tab out of the game >:( Yeah, very deep game and all that.. But WHY CAN'T I EXPLORE THE GRAVEYARD AND WHY CAN'T I GET AN ENGLISH VERSION OF THE SONG. Dammit.

  • probably because it's not an english song?

  • Cool graphics.. I bet your PC is very powerfull ! Would my system be able to run this High-end game on Ultra max settings ?

    Windows 7

    i7core 3.4 ghz

    8 Gigs of ram

    Ati Radeon 5970 Cross-fire

  • @muskra66 Lol u r being sarcastic, this game is light and does nor require high-end hardware, I have an intel quad 2.66ghz, 8ghb ram and geforce 9600gt

  • @doomer What kinda FPS can I expect with my PC settings man ? a steady 30 FPS ? or would you recommend Turning the graphics to med-Low ? I would hate it If I got Lag,

    Also does this game offer any Downloadable Content, for Example, New granny costumes or Maps ? It would be ace to walk up and down other Graveyards at a snales pace !!,

    Just kidding Man, im in a silly mood today, I played the demo through steam a while back, I cant believe people pay for this Crap lol.

  • @muskra66 "Also does this game offer any Downloadable Content, for Example, New granny costumes or Maps ?" rofl loved that XD

  • @doomer Im gonna have to have a good long think about getting the full version lol, but im almost sure Im not going to fork out money just to see that old lady die lol.

  • @muskra66 I think it's overpriced, the cost should be about 1 dollar, but the content of the game is actually very serious, it's simbolic of course, it's like poetry, literature in general. This games show's us that EVERYONE DIES, she "comes to go", like if she knew that it was her time, the song says basicly, that you clear the date, clear the name (of the tombstone) , and write yours, because your time has come, or will come, hard to sum it up in 500 letters, really deep meaning in my opinion

  • @muskra66 While I wouldn't call it crap - I'd probably call it 'art' - I can't imagine spending money on this. Sure, it's applaudable - trying to make games more than just games - and I think they succeed, although The Path was better in this, but you still won't see me spending 5 bucks on a game that's only fun once.

  • @muskra66 You don't have that sistem. Everyone says the same thing.

  • @FOGoticus Your right I dont. mine is an M15x Core i7

  • @muskra66 Good for you.

  • at the very least this should have been free. IT IS 10 BUCKS!!!

  • People....paid for this?

  • @lewzardman

    Sure. that is what happens when you want to support a company, and happen to get a Debatable bonus for doing so.

    personally, I don't think I would pay for this. but I would probably pay for "the path" since it at the least has more content.

    I look forward to hearing more about tale of tales later on though.

  • This game is almost more of an interactive short film than a real game, but it's still pretty awesome, if a bit depressing.

  • I don't know.. But it's like there's something total genius about this game.

  • I want this game tto be a blockbuster with flashy commercials and rock music, i want to hear "this UFC instant replay is brought to you by the graveyard"

  • I lol'd at the word "speedrun"

  • Most exciting and action packed game I've ever seen.

  • lol

  • @iAmTheYan dude im crying your comment is soo funny X'D

  • @iAmTheYan agreed

  • Wow,,, this game is so depressing

  • Geeez... It's justa a game. You can like it or not. If you liked it, post a comment. If you don't like, why spend time to post a coment?

  • the mystery of the full version is just that you see that you have wasted 3.50 pounds just to see a old woman died.

  • GOTY???

  • Tales of Tales may be very good in developing art games, but I don't think I want to pay that much money just to see an old woman die

  • @Yumiyuri LOL

  • @Yumiyuri if you like seeing frail old ladies die, this game is for you! :D

  • Hahaha what rubbish!

    Fuck Tales of Tales and their piece of shit "game" I'll keep my £3.50 thank you very much.

    If you pay for this sort of crap we're just gonna see more and more of it pumped out by cheap, lazy developers.

  • i wouldnt think so poorly of this game if the trial was the full version minus a death scene, so you would have to pay 5 dollars just to see a crappy animation of an old lady dieing. boooo!

  • The irony of dying in a graveyard.

  • This music dont have a name, was composed by Gerry De Mol exclusively for this game - gerrydemol . be

  • that's miserable :D

  • she dies on a chair? i thought she would die a TAD more dramatically.

  • Hmm, depressing. I understand the idea of it and all, and yeah, games can be art, but I really don't feel like paying five bucks to get myself to feel depressed.

  • Tale of Tales is trying to teach gamers something very important: when you're old and hobbly and you can't afford high-performance prosthetics, stay the fuck away from graveyards.

  • fuck

  • poor granny! :(

  • I'm afraid I wouldn't be willing to pay 5 bucks for what equates to a very short story. But I'm one of those types who doesn't see games as an "artform", nor do I really see movies as an "artform". They can be artsy, sure. But the goal is to entertain first, be art second. If you wanna be art first and entertain second then paint something.

  • This is the most retarded game i have ever played i my whole life!!!!

  • The most retarded comment I have ever read in my whole life !!!111one!

  • I wouldnt say it was a game, more of an interactive animation.

  • arty games designer here, lets settle thsi shit.

    anything can be art so long as its used to make a statment, get a reaction, show a point of veiw ect. so this game is art.

    however its not very entertaining so i woudlent say its a very good game.

    anasis complete: sounded to simple? up yours the truth IS simple.

    also i wouldent pay £3 for a animation where she slumps over.

  • I think this game is completely flawed.

    I know a lot of people love it so hear me out before the flood of thumb downs.

    This game has already assumed a lot as you start: That you care about this woman.

    Lots of games do this, it's a real problem.

    In any media, you GROW to care about a character. This is far too short for that to happen naturally.

    It's like Final Fantasy VII: If you cared about Aeris, when she died it could be upsetting. If you hadn't bothered with her, it wasn't a real loss.

  • In FFVII, it is considered this heart wrenching moment, the pivotal scene that changes the whole game, one that drives the other characters.

    It's a scene I've heard friends tell me they cried over. Honestly.

    At the same time, if you didn't bother with her, if she wasn't in your team much, if a lot of the story didn't involve her, the death scene was meaningless and left you feeling cold.

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  • @MaximumCheeseage i dont think thats was a good example the way you compare it to FFVII..

  • Well why isn't it? My point is that it assumes you give a shit which both games did so how is it not a good comparison? There's a fuck load of other games I could easily use if that would help you along but I'm pretty sure everything I said was simple enough.

  • Go fuck yourself, if you have to resort to petty insults instead of answering any of my points, it's clearly you who is retarded.

  • Hahah, patronising dickweed. It's okay for you to insult a total stranger because they disagree but they're out of line if they talk back?

    Okay dear, keep living in your own world.

    Reality won't miss you.

  • there is no reason to compare this game to final fantasy. It's a 10 minute game about an old lady walking across the graveyard. where da fuck did you get the idea that you were supposed to care about her. It's supposed to make you feel something, but not devestated.