@ThibautVDP If you knew he story-line you would know why. Haven' t you noticed some characters have non-computer voices. It explains this early on in the series.
It's going to be funny when chuck norris dies by slipping on a banana peel or dies by tripping over a small rock, sad that he died, but funny that he died by something so weak, we all expect him to die by becoming to powerful and his knuckle chin punching himself in the jaw, starting a earthquake and killing millions...
years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
Hey everyone, just wanna let you know there's a new CNiO website up, just finished adding the final touches last night. Includes and episode guide with director's notes, character bios and even a store!
Hey guys! For those who don't know, in the past month or so I've been having computer problems: namely a toasted video card. This has caused a sudden halt to progress on episode 9. Well the good news is, I got my new video card today so episode 9 is back underway but I don't have an exact release date yet. I'm also working on a CNiO website, which'll feature director's notes on each episode and character bios. Keep an eye on my channel for any progress updates.
Dude, I have not been on the site for a while, last time I saw there was only episode 4. And then I checked and saw 8. Holy crap. Instead of taking months to do them, it seems like a couple of days now.
7 came out in April, 8 came out in July. What can I say? It's not an easy series to make. I could make one every week, and make it very poorly done and rushed. Most people don't realize how much work goes into it though, especially certain parts with multiple characters, like the fight scenes and such.
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i hate oblivion on the xbox i always save over different files, and never check what im saving over, but it never does anything like say are you sure you want to save this file here like on any other game, normaly its anoying, but oblivion realy needs it
wow little cry baby its your fault you save over other files. regular people look at the files they are saving dont blame the game for your fucking dumb mistakes
Hadnt they blew up oblivionville?
TheDiogo003 8 months ago
skip add 0:00
EmoBlueJ 10 months ago
chuck norris 11 anyone?
SwatKingAk 11 months ago
Santa and Satan are one in the same being o_o
serpiccio 11 months ago
hohoho merry chuckmas!
ianous1 11 months ago
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you can't touch the chuck
magus499 11 months ago
you cant touch the chuck
magus499 11 months ago
PWNED! heheh! XD
SoulsBlood8 1 year ago
who will win chuck norris or a huge ass nuke and aliens
msvman2 1 year ago
greatest christmas special of all time? I think so.
santana78100 1 year ago
you should have made chuck norris roundhouse kick everyones ass lol
caspergoober 1 year ago
pwned. heheheh
F19991 1 year ago
hom can it be that machinima has to use shitty robot-talkers cause they can't find any voice-actors?!?
ThibautVDP 1 year ago
@ThibautVDP If you knew he story-line you would know why. Haven' t you noticed some characters have non-computer voices. It explains this early on in the series.
Aquafrostsheke 1 year ago
@ThibautVDP they can find actors, its just funier with the shit talker!
IsllayGirls 1 year ago
@ThibautVDP It's alot more fun this way, dumbfuck
DiViNiTY1337 1 year ago
It's going to be funny when chuck norris dies by slipping on a banana peel or dies by tripping over a small rock, sad that he died, but funny that he died by something so weak, we all expect him to die by becoming to powerful and his knuckle chin punching himself in the jaw, starting a earthquake and killing millions...
YourJustAPawn 1 year ago
Lawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawl :D
Renegader51 1 year ago 2
pissing in the guy loool
TheB4D4SS 1 year ago
these videos are halarious and i hoping to see alot more of them so yeah!
1259craving 1 year ago
no... it was a roundhouse kick, he just did it faster than the speed of light.
84warhead 1 year ago
lmao there was an all out brawl lol
laxapa12 1 year ago
That is between 7 and 8 part of Chuck Norris in Oblivion. Chuck can't ki...ick yet.
lohaneser 1 year ago
lmfao! this shit is bangin
0m 1 year ago
Chuck Norris in Oblivion = THE FUCKING AWESOMIST SHIT SINCE OBLVION CAME OUT!
BlizzardK1ll 2 years ago
Definitely not a roundhouse kick just an explosion lol
SpartanVoodoo 2 years ago
"That's it. I am going to do something that everyone, and I mean everyone has wanted to do at one point or another"
"Yea, I am getting out of the way"
-round house kick setting people on fire wat the same time-
"Pwned, hehehe"
Best thing ever!
samuraiofsamuraiedo 2 years ago
He hasn't learned Roundhouse kick yet, seeing as he can't even kick at will, that was just an explosion.
TheDailyTraceur 2 years ago
make pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls
furthur i give you everything plsssssssssssssssssssssssssss
MasterPivotSD 2 years ago
pwned he he he lol favorite line
pathofchaos1 2 years ago
why the end =((((((((
MasterPivotSD 2 years ago
i love chuck norris in oblivion videos
MasterPivotSD 2 years ago
lol roundhouse kicked
RSBenjamintttt 2 years ago
MORE CHUCK NORRIS!!
MaWilson1993 2 years ago
man you are so great, we want more episodes OMG
aaRulas 2 years ago
Dundee got a point about Santa and Satan. xD
Bidmartinlo 2 years ago
neither of them exist?
luzxun 2 years ago
I don't believe that they exist, but others do. That is funny. :D
Bidmartinlo 2 years ago
lol i love these videos
killer987192 2 years ago
pwned
playerofrock04 2 years ago
1. scooma induced theory of santa and satan being the same thing
2. peeing on a random passed out drunk
3. I'm going to do something that everyone, and I mean everyone has wanted to do at some point or another.
4. Fing epicly awesome!
samuraiofsamuraiedo 2 years ago
the part where they casually pee on the guy is priceless XD
EnanxXx 2 years ago
so kick ass
alex35251 2 years ago
1:07 Lucien Lachance as well
GcLproductions 2 years ago
LOL 0:37 Lucien Lachance
GcLproductions 2 years ago
wait waht was that random person's voice saying at 1:55???
AceSpade09 2 years ago
I'm going to do something that literally, and i mean literally everyone has wanted to do at one time, or another.
gamerdude1996 2 years ago 27
lol
prizefighter26 2 years ago
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bruce lee killed chuck norris in the way of the dragon (which proves he is stronger, but chuck norris is still cooler.)"
darkdylaner 2 years ago
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By leting bruce lee to kill chuck norris he proved that chuck norris is a bether actor :)
ArminTheGman 2 years ago
chuck norris
simbathewildcat 2 years ago
Why the low quality?
ViralTheria 2 years ago
Because processing a lot of npc's at one time takes some power. Looking at 10 of theme screwed my game in the ass with lag when I saw all of them.
arkraven123 2 years ago
Pwned :P
Gerd134679 2 years ago
Hey you fucking cheap! Go shop at your own Wal-Mart you cheap sons of bitches!
XBloodstar 2 years ago 2
Lol, I saw a necromancer in the crowd XD
NeviDevil 2 years ago
that guy got owned at 1:31 haha
brianfils0n 2 years ago
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make rock sign with hands
-cross arms
-close eyes
-make a wish (BIG PART)
-cough 5 times
-post to 2 videos
tomorrow your wish will come
REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!
daniel08989 2 years ago
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1. get a chair
2. tie a rope to the ceiling with a hole at the bottom.
3. get on the chair and put your head through the hole.
4. jump off the chair and try not to pass out! (BIG PART)
5. if you can stay alive for 72 hours while on the rope........ I will personally go to your house and finish you off!
sissco325 2 years ago 27
ur a legend XD
thebizle 2 years ago
Lolz. "alright that does it... I'm going to do something that everybody, and i mean literally everybody, has wanted to do at some point or another."
(p.s. everywhere you can, wright the phrase "Michael Bruner is a Douche
Melichiah 2 years ago
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1. copy and paste
2. send this to 2 other videos.
3. hold your breath for 10 seconds
4. press refresh twice
3. LOOK AT YOUR HANDS
oblivion13z 2 years ago
1. shut up
2. go jump in sulfur
3. hold your breath for 10 hours
4. jerk off twice.
5. oh wait you're dead
perchtrogdor 2 years ago 5
LOL! Nice Comeback!
akatoshpriest 2 years ago
now we dont have to mark as spam XD
RareJj7 2 years ago
hey graphx are very lowered!!!!
Halo3walkthroughr 2 years ago
anta and satan are the same person XD
rotfl
serpiccio 2 years ago
ending's so funny, i craped myself. this also happened to me while watching arby n' the chief. lol. they sound just like'm. (sarcazm) ;P
Benth3rdoneth4t 2 years ago 3
wtf is the stuff in the bush 1:10
Nazimum5231357 2 years ago
pause at 0:37 lol theres some assasin
Nazimum5231357 2 years ago
omg its my character
smudgethekat 2 years ago
aye
wilderbeast1301 2 years ago
nolan you ultra are gay
5k8rkid4life 2 years ago
XD XD
Rave7557 2 years ago
ahh god ole Oblivionvile guess there only hokkers left there now
TobitoMadara 2 years ago 2
so freakin funny ^^
thedarknesscallingme 2 years ago
pwned chuck norris will kill you if you do not make this 5 stars
sunderkeenin 2 years ago
lol in the subtitile it says ecksmas instead of christmas
lyubenator 2 years ago
"shop at your own wal-mart!" Lol
Pwned. hehehe
kombatmaster12 2 years ago 3
^^....
server4gamer 2 years ago 2
im nearly dead from laughing
Xxvampiredartxx 2 years ago 4
5/5, this video is epic :D
AHugeCookie 3 years ago 5
HAHAHA PWNED. NO ONE MESSES WITH THE CHuCk NoRRis!!!
martinpetrov1 3 years ago 30
@martinpetrov1 pwned. heheheehehehh.
St0ryL4nd 10 months ago
and as usual chuck fucked them all over with the roundhouse kick
loooneyjc 3 years ago 5
WHERE IS EPISODE NINE?
LiableMatrix 3 years ago 6
who ever made all these is amazing ha well done! 5 stars
animal317 3 years ago 7
pwned. hehehe
quigrudolph94 3 years ago 4
I concur
Finnishbastard 3 years ago 3
Pwned. hehehe
Trippuri 3 years ago 6
i thought it was gonna be a cnrhk
darkassian111 3 years ago 3
merry xmas haha
420FahQ2 3 years ago
fucknuts ftw
thepsynergist 3 years ago
guess what...fucknuts
IceCaliber 3 years ago
omg lol
3fsd08 3 years ago
just it fucknuts... lol jk santa-satan
3fsd08 3 years ago
everybody stop saying fuck nuts!!!!
screamtillyoudie 3 years ago
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years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
sorry I dont want mr clowny man next to me
chewy751 3 years ago
Merry Christmas Everbody !
Destroythetyrant 3 years ago 4
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its not christmas yet fuck nuts
screamtillyoudie 3 years ago
it was posted on the 29th of December 2007 fucknuts
memberhoe 3 years ago
its the christmas season fuck nuts
Destroythetyrant 3 years ago
fucknuts
Zelzar 3 years ago
Damn fucking fucknuts
Hammerman24 3 years ago
chuck norris is beast! lawl
screamtillyoudie 3 years ago
1:34 from there its so fuggin funneh!
pwned... hehehhe.
boatoflol 3 years ago
that jingle ad is retarded.itried it...
RooAlien 3 years ago
there actually was a santa before he met chuck norris
campbellsa 3 years ago 3
LOL! XD
Puremiu 3 years ago
as always :D soo fucking funny! but how much episodes chuch norris in oblivion have?
calisarc 3 years ago
Pwned heheheheh
bittergunowner12 3 years ago
how dare you mispell chuck norrises name!
Tonyrocks5 3 years ago
the crowd sounds at 0:15-0:20 are hilarios
samu5001 3 years ago
omg, so true kyle mathias really is a genius XD, i'm gonna see if i can find his email and contact him XDXDXD
ivancar555 3 years ago
hahahah he pisses on that guy if its a normal every day thing hehehe.
boatoflol 3 years ago
kyle mathias is a genius.
Emmajane09 3 years ago
he pissed on the dude on the ground. XD
saxophoneftw 3 years ago
Very good but too short. I waiting for others episodes. Still 5/5.
Burza91 3 years ago
0:33 xDDDDD
EliteMarine3 3 years ago
nice adrenalin fire blast finish pwand he he
flar28 3 years ago
wer the fuks the new episode, iv been waitin 4 it 4 months!
alirocker08 3 years ago
Pretty funny.
courperationX 3 years ago
rofl
oblividude123 3 years ago
lol pwnd
KSIAxeMan24 3 years ago
Why doesnt they have max graphics in this video?
free4meh 3 years ago
too many people and therefore shadows to render. and also this was made just under a year ago, so yeah, technology wasn't as good.
Andeeeeeeeeeeeee 3 years ago
lol many people had good computers a year ago
Bolzmann13 2 years ago 3
I loved the video!
PS: I cut out the scrambled eggs part from part 8!
You can see the video on my profile :D
Sixtehn 3 years ago
pwned hehehe lol vry good 5*
scout739 3 years ago
16 to 19 "im supposed to get a new ball!" lol
blackinstinctfilms 3 years ago
PORN! enjoy
hankparish 3 years ago
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Hey everyone, just wanna let you know there's a new CNiO website up, just finished adding the final touches last night. Includes and episode guide with director's notes, character bios and even a store!
wwDOTfreewebsDOTcomSLASHchucknorrisinoblivion
(sorry, stupid comment site blocky thingy. :S)
K.M.
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Kaiem 3 years ago 4
who spammed this its kyle mathias!
blackinstinctfilms 3 years ago
whoa! 1:03
chamfan117 3 years ago
lol
MarLucidity1 3 years ago
Hey guys! For those who don't know, in the past month or so I've been having computer problems: namely a toasted video card. This has caused a sudden halt to progress on episode 9. Well the good news is, I got my new video card today so episode 9 is back underway but I don't have an exact release date yet. I'm also working on a CNiO website, which'll feature director's notes on each episode and character bios. Keep an eye on my channel for any progress updates.
Thanks!
K.M.
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Kaiem 3 years ago 12
It looks like the drunk is going to get an earlier Christmas present than he expected. lol
Surfermario 3 years ago
i only just realised:
Satan
Santa
THEY ARE ANAGRAMS!
Simpleguy4995 3 years ago 8
whoa i never realised that before!!
ofnir123 3 years ago
Pwned. hehehe :L:L
itscalumdude 3 years ago
I`m still waiting for Episode 9. HURRY up plz
Karrluka 3 years ago 10
LOL. And I agree with gamergx666, where's Episode 9 already???
BloodLustWulf 3 years ago 8
Dude, I have not been on the site for a while, last time I saw there was only episode 4. And then I checked and saw 8. Holy crap. Instead of taking months to do them, it seems like a couple of days now.
BestGamerTech 3 years ago
Wasn't it several months between 7 and 8? Too many? 'Twas bothersome.
ScottMcTony 3 years ago
7 came out in April, 8 came out in July. What can I say? It's not an easy series to make. I could make one every week, and make it very poorly done and rushed. Most people don't realize how much work goes into it though, especially certain parts with multiple characters, like the fight scenes and such.
Kaiem 3 years ago 3
"Pwned. Heh heh heh."
Took the words right from my fingers.
PimpDaddy000007 3 years ago
hahaha cool flame tower attack
rodrigo725 3 years ago
haaha lol when Hogan pees on that drunk knocked out guy. And ya atomicanus not the games fault your so f*8king retarded
LittlePikachu 3 years ago
1:03 was just plain wrong but funny!!!
Jollymodder 3 years ago
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i hate oblivion on the xbox i always save over different files, and never check what im saving over, but it never does anything like say are you sure you want to save this file here like on any other game, normaly its anoying, but oblivion realy needs it
atomicanus 3 years ago
wow little cry baby its your fault you save over other files. regular people look at the files they are saving dont blame the game for your fucking dumb mistakes
YOSFilms 3 years ago 9
it doesn't for me also that other guys there pritty much summed up what i wanna say
HIMISOCOOL 3 years ago 2
I agree with YOSFIlms. It's you're own damnfault if you're not looking at what you're overwriting when saving moron.
BloodLustWulf 3 years ago
Pwnd. heheheh.
LOL xDDD
ELITEnoOBno2 3 years ago 3
when will chuck norris do a round house kick!?
airsofterpro123 3 years ago 4
This is the best series I've ever seen I ever enjoy it more than arby n the chief, I can't wait for ep 9!!!
TwirlingWood 3 years ago 4
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dude don't tease us with mini sodes give us episode 8 you fucking penis wrinkle!
devenbadeaux 3 years ago
we want episode 8!!!!
smietana5 3 years ago 12
Ep 8 is out...
TheBurningPie 3 years ago 7
we want episode 9 then!!
gamergx666 3 years ago 6
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Phil Collins broke another Genesis!!!!
(copy and send as reply to another peson in the chat room)
ProphetOfTheWord 3 years ago
Just came out, like, 2-5 days after you commented... ^^;
BlankShadowz 3 years ago 3
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these are shit o.o ok the trailer was ok but these are SHIT!!!!
Gellvos 3 years ago
1:26, isn't he bumping into the dark.... guy?
wormri 3 years ago
bullshat.
Necr0tak 3 years ago 2
lawl ecksmas
ronpaulisnumber1 3 years ago
hahaha xd
kukulcanazo 3 years ago
what the fuck?
Zacq768 3 years ago
PWNED!!!hehehe
=P
burexasiromm 3 years ago 2
EPISODE 8 WILL ROCK
MasterWoodster 3 years ago 2
Really funny, I can't wait for episode 8!
Rameiz 3 years ago 2
O wait nvm sorry didn't read
1supdup1 3 years ago
this is really funny, can't wait for episode 7!
Rameiz 3 years ago
7 is out were waiting for 8
1supdup1 3 years ago
xD awesome!
''hehehehheheh'' xD
Zack989889898989 3 years ago
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i think this is a pathetic attempt at machinima, but thats just my personal opinion
Bleeker25 3 years ago
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Agree. I hate machinima, but I love the author of this vid. That's why... i'm not puttin' it in my favs.. =(
Chabs232 3 years ago
This is much better than any other machinama series out at the moment. Can't wait for eight.
AlphaGoldFrog 3 years ago 10
Man, is there ever gonna be Part 7?
axl1639 3 years ago
7's been out for a couple months now, everyone's waiting for 8. heh.
Kaiem 3 years ago 14
Lol Oh yeah, I just saw it. Psyched for part 8!
axl1639 3 years ago 3