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  • Hadnt they blew up oblivionville?

  • skip add 0:00

  • chuck norris 11 anyone?

  • Santa and Satan are one in the same being o_o

  • hohoho merry chuckmas!

  • you cant touch the chuck

  • PWNED! heheh! XD

  • who will win chuck norris or a huge ass nuke and aliens

  • greatest christmas special of all time? I think so.

  • you should have made chuck norris roundhouse kick everyones ass lol 

  • pwned. heheheh

  • hom can it be that machinima has to use shitty robot-talkers cause they can't find any voice-actors?!?

  • @ThibautVDP If you knew he story-line you would know why. Haven' t you noticed some characters have non-computer voices. It explains this early on in the series.

  • @ThibautVDP they can find actors, its just funier with the shit talker!

  • @ThibautVDP It's alot more fun this way, dumbfuck

  • It's going to be funny when chuck norris dies by slipping on a banana peel or dies by tripping over a small rock, sad that he died, but funny that he died by something so weak, we all expect him to die by becoming to powerful and his knuckle chin punching himself in the jaw, starting a earthquake and killing millions...

  • Lawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawl :D

  • pissing in the guy loool

  • these videos are halarious and i hoping to see alot more of them so yeah!

  • no... it was a roundhouse kick, he just did it faster than the speed of light.

  • lmao there was an all out brawl lol

  • That is between 7 and 8 part of Chuck Norris in Oblivion. Chuck can't ki...ick yet.

  • lmfao!  this shit is bangin

  • Chuck Norris in Oblivion = THE FUCKING AWESOMIST SHIT SINCE OBLVION CAME OUT!

  • Definitely not a roundhouse kick just an explosion lol

  • "That's it. I am going to do something that everyone, and I mean everyone has wanted to do at one point or another"

    "Yea, I am getting out of the way"

    -round house kick setting people on fire wat the same time-

    "Pwned, hehehe"

    Best thing ever!

  • He hasn't learned Roundhouse kick yet, seeing as he can't even kick at will, that was just an explosion.

  • make pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

    furthur i give you everything plsssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • pwned he he he lol favorite line

  • why the end =((((((((

  • i love chuck norris in oblivion videos

  • lol roundhouse kicked

  • MORE CHUCK NORRIS!!

  • man you are so great, we want more episodes OMG

  • Dundee got a point about Santa and Satan. xD

  • neither of them exist?

  • I don't believe that they exist, but others do. That is funny. :D

  • lol i love these videos

  • pwned

  • 1. scooma induced theory of santa and satan being the same thing

    2. peeing on a random passed out drunk

    3. I'm going to do something that everyone, and I mean everyone has wanted to do at some point or another.

    4. Fing epicly awesome!

  • the part where they casually pee on the guy is priceless XD

  • so kick ass

  • 1:07 Lucien Lachance as well

  • LOL 0:37 Lucien Lachance

  • wait waht was that random person's voice saying at 1:55???

  • I'm going to do something that literally, and i mean literally everyone has wanted to do at one time, or another.

  • lol

  • chuck norris

  • Why the low quality?

  • Because processing a lot of npc's at one time takes some power. Looking at 10 of theme screwed my game in the ass with lag when I saw all of them.

  • Pwned :P

  • Hey you fucking cheap! Go shop at your own Wal-Mart you cheap sons of bitches!

  • Lol, I saw a necromancer in the crowd XD

  • that guy got owned at 1:31 haha

  • ur a legend XD

  • Lolz. "alright that does it... I'm going to do something that everybody, and i mean literally everybody, has wanted to do at some point or another."

    (p.s. everywhere you can, wright the phrase "Michael Bruner is a Douche

  • 1. shut up

    2. go jump in sulfur

    3. hold your breath for 10 hours

    4. jerk off twice.

    5. oh wait you're dead

  • LOL! Nice Comeback!

  • now we dont have to mark as spam XD

  • hey graphx are very lowered!!!!

  • anta and satan are the same person XD

    rotfl

  • ending's so funny, i craped myself. this also happened to me while watching arby n' the chief. lol. they sound just like'm. (sarcazm) ;P

  • wtf is the stuff in the bush 1:10

  • pause at 0:37 lol theres some assasin

  • omg its my character

  • aye

  • nolan you ultra are gay

  • XD XD

  • ahh god ole Oblivionvile guess there only hokkers left there now

  • so freakin funny ^^

  • pwned chuck norris will kill you if you do not make this 5 stars

  • lol in the subtitile it says ecksmas instead of christmas

  • "shop at your own wal-mart!" Lol

    Pwned. hehehe

  • ^^....

  • im nearly dead from laughing

  • 5/5, this video is epic :D

  • HAHAHA PWNED. NO ONE MESSES WITH THE CHuCk NoRRis!!!

  • @martinpetrov1 pwned. heheheehehehh.

  • and as usual chuck fucked them all over with the roundhouse kick

  • WHERE IS EPISODE NINE?

  • who ever made all these is amazing ha well done! 5 stars

  • pwned. hehehe

  • I concur

  • Pwned. hehehe

  • i thought it was gonna be a cnrhk

  • merry xmas haha

  • fucknuts ftw

  • guess what...fucknuts

  • omg lol

  • just it fucknuts... lol jk santa-satan

  • everybody stop saying fuck nuts!!!!

  • Merry Christmas Everbody !

  • it was posted on the 29th of December 2007 fucknuts

  • its the christmas season fuck nuts

  • fucknuts

  • Damn fucking fucknuts

  • chuck norris is beast! lawl

  • 1:34 from there its so fuggin funneh!

    pwned... hehehhe.

  • that jingle ad is retarded.itried it...

  • there actually was a santa before he met chuck norris

  • LOL! XD

  • as always :D soo fucking funny! but how much episodes chuch norris in oblivion have?

  • Pwned heheheheh

  • how dare you mispell chuck norrises name!

  • the crowd sounds at 0:15-0:20 are hilarios

  • omg, so true kyle mathias really is a genius XD, i'm gonna see if i can find his email and contact him XDXDXD

  • hahahah he pisses on that guy if its a normal every day thing hehehe.

  • kyle mathias is a genius.

  • he pissed on the dude on the ground. XD

  • Very good but too short. I waiting for others episodes. Still 5/5.

  • 0:33 xDDDDD

  • nice adrenalin fire blast finish pwand he he

  • wer the fuks the new episode, iv been waitin 4 it 4 months!

  • Pretty funny.

  • rofl

  • lol pwnd

  • Why doesnt they have max graphics in this video?

  • too many people and therefore shadows to render. and also this was made just under a year ago, so yeah, technology wasn't as good.

  • lol many people had good computers a year ago

  • I loved the video!

    PS: I cut out the scrambled eggs part from part 8!

    You can see the video on my profile :D

  • pwned hehehe lol vry good 5*

  • 16 to 19 "im supposed to get a new ball!" lol

  • PORN! enjoy

  • who spammed this its kyle mathias!

  • whoa! 1:03

  • lol

  • Hey guys! For those who don't know, in the past month or so I've been having computer problems: namely a toasted video card. This has caused a sudden halt to progress on episode 9. Well the good news is, I got my new video card today so episode 9 is back underway but I don't have an exact release date yet. I'm also working on a CNiO website, which'll feature director's notes on each episode and character bios. Keep an eye on my channel for any progress updates.

    Thanks!

    K.M.

    Cross-Cutt

  • It looks like the drunk is going to get an earlier Christmas present than he expected. lol

  • i only just realised:

    Satan

    Santa

    THEY ARE ANAGRAMS!

  • whoa i never realised that before!!

  • Pwned. hehehe :L:L

  • I`m still waiting for Episode 9. HURRY up plz

  • LOL. And I agree with gamergx666, where's Episode 9 already???

  • Dude, I have not been on the site for a while, last time I saw there was only episode 4. And then I checked and saw 8. Holy crap. Instead of taking months to do them, it seems like a couple of days now.

  • Wasn't it several months between 7 and 8? Too many? 'Twas bothersome.

  • 7 came out in April, 8 came out in July. What can I say? It's not an easy series to make. I could make one every week, and make it very poorly done and rushed. Most people don't realize how much work goes into it though, especially certain parts with multiple characters, like the fight scenes and such.

  • "Pwned. Heh heh heh."

    Took the words right from my fingers.

  • hahaha cool flame tower attack

  • haaha lol when Hogan pees on that drunk knocked out guy. And ya atomicanus not the games fault your so f*8king retarded

  • 1:03 was just plain wrong but funny!!!

  • wow little cry baby its your fault you save over other files. regular people look at the files they are saving dont blame the game for your fucking dumb mistakes

  • it doesn't for me also that other guys there pritty much summed up what i wanna say

  • I agree with YOSFIlms. It's you're own damnfault if you're not looking at what you're overwriting when saving moron.

  • Pwnd. heheheh.

    LOL xDDD

  • when will chuck norris do a round house kick!?

  • This is the best series I've ever seen I ever enjoy it more than arby n the chief, I can't wait for ep 9!!!

  • we want episode 8!!!!

  • Ep 8 is out...

  • we want episode 9 then!!

  • Just came out, like, 2-5 days after you commented... ^^;

  • 1:26, isn't he bumping into the dark.... guy?

  • bullshat.

  • lawl ecksmas

  • hahaha xd

  • what the fuck?

  • PWNED!!!hehehe

    =P

  • EPISODE 8 WILL ROCK

  • Really funny, I can't wait for episode 8!

  • O wait nvm sorry didn't read

  • this is really funny, can't wait for episode 7!

  • 7 is out were waiting for 8

  • xD awesome!

    ''hehehehheheh'' xD

  • This is much better than any other machinama series out at the moment. Can't wait for eight.

  • Man, is there ever gonna be Part 7?

  • 7's been out for a couple months now, everyone's waiting for 8. heh.

  • Lol Oh yeah, I just saw it. Psyched for part 8!