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  • i think this is more funny that serious

  • The first song is the heaviest

  • The heaviest bands ever is: Black Sabbath,

    Led Zeppelin,

    Iron Maiden,

    Manowar.

    Nothing heavier couldn't be

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  • @George18798 heaviest song by sabbath is under the sun like 5 tons bricks these bands on the video are ok but they are nothing like sabbath metallica pantera iron maiden machine head mercyful fate danzig

  • THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE!!!!!

  • Ihmisixsixsix- by: Turmion katilot

  • heaviest :

    Nile

    Cannibal Corpse

    Deicide

  • wtf with is fuck scremo shit you emo basterd if u wanna c heavy metal go listin to steel panther

  • number 9 is an awesome tune! hail Nile!!

  • Justin b is even more heavy than this scremo shit...

  • There is no hardcore bands here?...

  • Slayer's awesome but it's not that heavy they are the heaviest thrash I know but nothing compared to Death metal

  • DOTA voices.....

  • SLAYERRRRR!!!!!!!!!

  • lol at people who like slayer...

  • Reign In Blood owns this shit for all it was never worth.

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  • Asking Alexandria - Morte et dabo

  • Where is Swans?

  • slayer sucks!

  • @Jbur63

    Your a fucktard

  • 1.Melvins - Honey Bucket

    2.Any Electric Wizard Song

    3.Black Sabbath - Paranoid

    There the three heaviest songs.

    BTW Screamo sucks horse dick

  • crap

    all i can say

    

  • This is so grosse and offensive I am a big fan of heavy metal but this is a shitbag of by far the WORST "music" i've ever heard

  • I know I'm going to get some shit for this, but Metallica's Sad But True is actually a HEAVY song. I love Death Metal and other sub genres, but growling doesn't make something heavy. 1:12 kicked my ass though.

  • how on earth can anyone call this shit music

  • @iJOSHROBERTS thats what im wondering to this is is disgusting...

  • *Sees no doom metal*

    *Flips desk*

  • What the fucking hell??? Grunting is not Heavy, and make your Guitar sounds like Shit is not Metal, Com´n MOther fucker ¿Where at the hell is Slayer? You, me, and everbody knows thar Angel Of Death is the heaviest song ver Made because is really Heavy, not just fucking noise, the problem with this shit is that is noise and the noise is not Metal, even my Daugther can play that shit and even have a Daughter, So go, take some Kreator Albums and make a better video. This shit is offensive

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  • Disasterpiece and Roots,Blood Roots....

  • Melvins defeats any of these bands, in terms of heaviness and sheer originality.... -_-'

  • @Brollyhero93TOP10 cut the crap bro ive listened to melvins a lot why would you say shit like that

  • @RavensCrypt

    Because that's my opinion, besides your not the maker of this video, I've yet to find an answer from the video's maker...

  • @Brollyhero93TOP10 Stop the fucking arguing, both of you!

  • In my opinion, Hardcore is the heaviest genre. Bands like The Acacia Strain and Your Demise influence people to kick the fuck out of each other at shows. Hence why at a hardcore show you get hardcore dancers where as a death metal show is full of headbangers with their arms folded, That's my theory anyway.

  • @NancyGottVideos I think you are referring to queercore.

    Hardcore is the Gorilla Biscuits son.

    You new age trendy wanna be tough fags need to get better music and stop stealing better genre's names.

    On the other side - I don't consider any music as heavy, but Malevolent Creation makes me head bang like no other...to die is at hand!

  • Where's Tik Tok at?

  • I can see that you never listened the Berzerker

    They could really rape ears dude! Listen to their Painless

    And also many much heavier bands and songs than in list..

    Good example is Kalmah - Hollow heart

  • tyrant of death-macrocosmic lunacy just listen to it. similar band with the lastest in this top

  • last days of hummanity is way heavier then any other band ive heard

  • this is not music

  • That last one hurt my ears.

  • NOTHING IS HEAVIER THAN GOOOJIIIIRRRRAAAAA!!!!

  • that first song gave me a couple of ideas aye ;)

  • killur mom and rape ur damn dog hunh??>>>...well i wont kill my mom and my dog wouldnt take it yaa....

  • none of these songs are heavy, they sound too comical

  • kult ov azazel is pretty hardcore too

  • why isnt torsofuck here?

  • The last one isn't heavy, that's just really shitty recording of vocals.

  • except for Vader

  • oh wait i take that back all these bands blow more than the asshole that uploaded this garbage

  • dying fetus sounds like well, a dying fetus. they suck large black penis.

  • @sixstringscumdog haha wow you poor attention slut just stop trolling and get a life kid and just go back to getting raped by your dad

  • @fogsXshadow they do suck. now amon amarth that's a band buddy. besides daddy dont rape me no more. lol.

  • The beginning of Raining Blood is heavier than all this shit combined.

  • I wouldve put anal cunt like 9th or 8th

  • the last one scared the shit out of me! lol wearing headphones

  • One of this songs randomly plays when I enter a room full of people

  • White chapel-prostatic fluid asphyxation

  • they should title this --"fastest crack head drummers EVER"

  • KILL ur mother rape ur dog LOL.fucking ridiculous

  • This isn't heavy...once you hear real death..you know heavy.

  • @greendayfreak894 says the greenday fan

  • This is complete shit

  • thumbs up if "im christian but like this music" shouldn't be the top comment.

  • @falsehope444444 dude, im a christian

  • and i farted again

  • first song sounds like hulk rapping

  • i mean the 3rd one that played not number 3

  • but i kind of like the 3rd one

  • Thank you guy down below me!!! gosh this is nooot hardcore

  • Grunting and screaming doesn't make something heavy...

  • @ImKevin15 on my opinion it does, it actually makes the song more scary and more brutal and the last song is the heaviest iv heard so far lol

  • @ImKevin15 not on their own, but fast and chaotic drumming blasts, distorted sounds and overdrived guitars/basses do

  • @ImKevin15 As opposed to all those super heavy bands with pleasant singing.

  • @alexaras128 you've got my vote...... this crap isn't heavy metal...... its just metal.... nothing heavy about it......... Black Sabbath, Sleep, Electric Wizard........ go forth and destroy the world

  • the last song had some problems the other ones were okay though

  • I like how all the songs are death metal but the last and craziest one is black metal xD

  • my brain just got limed :O

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  • @charedet Word.

  • i believe spawn of possession deserves a spot on here

  • @ckydch hmm i want chcek them,tell me some good song from them :)

  • @TheDenres192 well man lash by lash is pretty beast. so is Church of Deviance if you can find the album version.

  • @ckydch hmm good band :) thanks

  • i personally believe that the lighter song of black sabbath is heavier than these...but that is just one man's opinion

  • @TheDenres192 i know theyre shitty but they are still heavier.

  • @36POINTBLANK i don'think ,butt it's matter of opinion :)

  • Lol if this was a list of the heaviest most brutal songs, every friggin spot would be taken by waking the cadaver

  • @36POINTBLANK you joking right ? waking cadaver is shitty deathcore...try defeated sanity, they blows up waking the cadaver out of water..

  • Some of these bands don't sound heavy at all (Annotations of an autopsy, Job For A Cowboy) strange to hear the heaviest shit then the softest 'core crap, then again brutality comes up. Anaal Nathrakh slay everything.

  • Anothations of a autopsy, Aeon and Brain drill are my fabourites the last one sounds horrible.

  • I had a multiple orgasm while listening to this

  • Its 3am here..! N im bloody scared listening to this :\

  • This is the music I listen when taking a shit. It just flows right out!

  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!N I C E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Do all these bands share the same singer????

  • All these songs are for faggots

  • Lol, where's the music

  • @Sigebjers Clearly up your stupid ass :)

  • @Sigebjers Good question. I don't know.

  • @Sigebjers if nile isn't music i don't know what is

  • @archangel1845 me too dude. i mean if u think about it God is so brutal. have u read when He came to Earth to speak to Moses. They had to draw a line so they couldn't get too close to Him or else they would be burnt up in His Consuming Fire. That is pretty brutal. that goes beyond what most metal bands speak of.

  • its just people screaming absolute nonsense and mutilating instruments at the same time

  • @jack97heavymetal33 why don't you read the fucking lyrics and see if it's absolute nonsense and try to find the tabs of even just one song here and try to play it? not bullshit now huh?

  • @metathrash121

    Hard to play =/= good music

    Hard to play =/= technical

    If you would analyse some of these bands music you will notice it isn't always full of technical rythems and technical use of notes.

    But saying it's not bullshit because it's barely playable is a dumb reason. Some of this riff just need good motoric skills like masturbating with 27 beats per second while tapping random places of your body on your body at 5 taps per second while windmill headbanging at the same time.

  • @Clike666ness i never said that ALL hard to play music is good. my point is that you blatantly call this kind of music "absolute nonsense" and "mutilating" instruments when it's not. i'm talking about your fucking ignorance. that said and your more detailed description of the playing styles of most of the bands here, TRY PLAYING ONE FUCKING SONG IF IT ONLY TAKES GOOD "MOTORIC" SKILLS. the guitars are not played randomly. it's called writing riffs and tabs. so are the drums.

    ignorant kid, tsk.

  • @metathrash121

    FYI, I am not the "Ignorant kid" you commented to.

    I haven't played long enough to master good motoric skills. Hence it takes some years to learn. The playing itself is motoric, for these guitarists all these riffs are in their motoric memory. Explains why they can play it. If you write it yourself it's easier to play because you already know the motorical movements.

  • @metathrash121

    You have bands where the guitarists know something about music and apply notes to their music (I won't deny that). But you have the bands where they actually don't know shit about music and write what sounds kinda evil, which generaly is a chromatic pattern. Some of these riffs you can easily write if you just play some notes randomly (again, not all bands are like this. never said they were).

  • @metathrash121

    And now, it's not that I don't like this music. But I just thought your argument wasn't really good.

    ""try to find the tabs of even just one song here and try to play it"

    Like saying:

    I wrote a song

    It's sounds like shit dude

    Try to play it! bet you can't

    Oh wow it's really good now I can't play it.

    Might not what you intended with it, but it's sure does sound to like that.

    And the lyric thing I kinda agree one except some bands are just plainly obscure. Just to be obscure.

  • @Clike666ness no. the reason i even said that you find the tabs and try to play it is that YOU'RE FUCKING BASHING THE MUSIC FOR SHITTY AND IGNORANT REASONS. really? screaming absolute nonsense? how is that nonsense when those are the lyrics they're growling or even screaming and you can't just HEAR it but can understand it by reading the lyrics. so it's not fucking nonsense. and mutilating instruments? as i said before, they're not strumming guitars and making drum beats randomly like a retard.

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  • @Clike666ness damn i'm blind! sorry dude

  • @metathrash121

    No problem. Can happen to the best. At least you didn''t start capslocking swear words at me.

  • wow this is actually shit

    

  • last song wast just havock!!!

  • None of this was heavy at all >=(

  • I'm going to recommend... King of All Kings - Hate Eternal Conspiracy of Silence - Fleshgod Apocalypse Hammer Down the Nails - Vital Remains Warpath - Hypocrisy The Goatchrist - Belphegor Blasting the Virginborn - Bloodbath Coronary Reconstruction - Aborted Compulsory Resurrection - Abysmal Dawn Absence of Truth - Hour of Penance Shackled to Guilt - Anata Enjoy :D
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  • wow dude you getting better and better with any other video !

    do you upload 4.video sometime ?

  • u have to be out of ur mind to listen to the last song

  • Number 4 sounded like a frog was having it's balls destroyed in a car crusher

  • Sorry, but that final one wasn't heavy, it was fast but definitely not heavy. All it was was a stream of notes and (from the sounds of it), a prepubescent kid being raped with a knife.

    What I see as heavy is whether a song is musically heavy. It has to have a very fast tempo, a great build-up and breakdown, deep and defined bass, every strike of the drums has to have impact as does every strum of the guitar with distortion kept to a minimum. That final song had only one of those...

  • whre will be next video ?

  • The last one sounded like someone shitting razor blades covered in acid while their shlong was being chewed on by a great white shark.

  • @FistfullaCock No no, it sounded like you playing dress up with your uncle then he brought out mr eel and raped your jack in the box.

  • u EMO people that listen to this mindless crap are seriously stuffed up in the head!!!

  • thats no hardcore the havy metal Freak

  • Uh, if you want heavier shit than this, check out Deftones. They knock the shit out of all these bands. Don't believe me? Check out Hexagram from them. The screams on that song kick the crap out of pussy ass pig squealing.

  • @TheDeftonesVault Deftones isn't heavy at all..

  • @1337Sn1p3rs Why's that? Is death growling & pig squealing all you listen to? Seriously, listen to a band before you talk blasphemy. Korea, Hexagram, When Girls Telephone Boys, Nosebleed, Engine Number 9, Rats!Rats!Rats!, Lotion, My Own Summer, Bloody Cape, Rocket Skates. Dude, that's only a few of their heavy songs.

  • is it wierd im christian but like this music...dont put me on the stake :X

  • @archangel1845 hahah me 2 and almost all my family its just sick

  • @archangel1845 me to :D

  • @archangel1845 ur not christian then

  • @archangel1845 practice what you preach.

    least you have good music taste

  • @archangel1845 who cares i hate it when people try to brainwash people like that theyre your beliefs not someone elses so believe what you want what do they know

  • @archangel1845 Dude, i'm superchristian and i'm the only one in my christian school who likes heavy stuff!

  • @archangel1845 im not cristian actually im satanist but its completely ok to god gave people musical talent for people like you and me to play and listen to the music that is made

  • @archangel1845 same here xD

  • @archangel1845 lol, i got baptized this summer, and i will always be a metalhead x3

  • @archangel1845 lets stake himmm lolololol

  • the only good thing on here was annotations. the rest of this stupid shit is just a bunch of people hitting stuff as hard as they can and yelling like a bunch of fucking idiots. and this has nothing to do with the music but who names a band pig destroyer? fucking dumb.

  • @TheGreystoneVillage You obviously have no taste now quit trolling :)

  • These songs are not heavy they are just fast. And they sound retarded. Anyone could make music like this.

  • @AstrophelTDeath Do it friend?

  • @AstrophelTDeath Actually, yeah, alot of it sounds crap. Refer to my last comment only if you were attempting to offend all metal or just this stuff? cheers.... lol

  • @TheCrusher112 nope i love metal, just not this metal if you can call it that. this is music for people that don't have any musical talent.

  • This is the best music ever lml metal 4 life

  • because thats when u were cool, and now your a total fag

  • @CosmicKush420 LOL agreed dude.

  • @KLLOPEZKYLE2828 u have a good taste in music wat is the last song called btw

  • why did i ever enjoy music like this?

  • in my opinion, all these songs relax me. (:

  • @SpearRevolver amen brotha

  • 3:35 lolz

  • this music scares me :|

  • Listen to 'Begging for Incest.'

    Good band.

  • #10 best song name and band name ever

  • haha #1 was intense

  • justin bieber owns!.... hahahahaaha u probably all came.. and was bout to flame... fuck that little prick this shit is the best evar. piss angel rofl i like this guys choice of music.

  • I was going to say something about Guttural Secrete, but you got them before I could bitch =D

  • @MutantClannfear Haha they're great! Was going to upload a 4th heaviest song video and several others, but youtube always stops the upload :/

  • @KLLOPEZKYLE2828 In my opinion Guttural Secrete's best song is "Feminine Skin Suit"

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