Shit Christians Say

[SalaComMander]

"Fox News is so unbiased"

I was drinking root beer at that moment...I now need to clean my desk.

[BenefitPearl32]

"Shit Gay Christians Say"

[c1r2b33]

LMAOOO

[RegulusPure]

Heh. I don't find this one as realistic as the other "Shit ____ say." It is amusing though, but I've seen Christians say way worse and ridiculous things and be totally serious about it.

[RAVEmovies]

Sh*t this Christian says: FUCK YOU AND YOUR STEREOTYPES.

[ChrisHayesArt]

@RAVEmovies you watched a ''sh#t people say'' video and your complaining about stereotypes? arent they all about stereotypes?!

[sweetvicky1989]

@RAVEmovies Amen.

[keizerbob]

Can you do one called Things Apologist Christians Say?

[SpaceChronologyCom]

I'm an Atheist and I don't find any of this to be funny. Try harder.

[Stoudy2]

fox news is so unbiased ROFL gasping for air

[DaKingNeman]

Real Christian do not said shit!

[luvagoo]

This is extra funny because he's so gay sounding.

[doublezeroduck]

more like Shit Republican Christians Say

[emoemu4]

@doublezeroduck Lol, uh...

[lilweezy5296]

fuck you and the shitty video i just watched _I_

[liah14]

Tim..... who ? o_O

[RaidonSama]

As a Christian, I don't mind this grand generalization AT ALL. It's quite deserved.

[Destructofrog]

Glee promotes glee!!

[lwclark96]

LMAO not all christians are the same. I am christian, but the type of christianity u were making fun of is kinda stupid....

[Atomicskullkid]

Lmfao. "I'm not judgemental." - Biggest christian lie.

[wwwTheHardDriverscom]

@Atomicskullkid Doesn't that make you judgemental?

[marcustsummers]

mel gibson should run as vice president with tim tebow!

[LITZYS]

bah, too american :P

[23Padme]

Fox Norrowcasts ....



[gingerbreadAG]

I highly take this as an offense.

[werebee]

@gingerbreadAG I take your bad English as an offense.

[Minacious]

*gets all choked up*

It's like he wrote that just for me.....

[AndoCommando3]

A gay christian? That's like being a black clan member.

[TheEnchantedCereal]

@AndoCommando3 Not really, Gayness is internal, you'd be hard pressed to fool yourself into believing that you were white...

[AndoCommando3]

@TheEnchantedCereal ok.... What i'm saying is why would you associate yourself with a group of people that preach intolerance against gays.

KKK - Intolerance of minorities

Christians - Intolerance of homosexuals

And yes I am aware not all christians are intolerant. They are not the ones i'm so concerned about. Its the fundies that worry me.

[Mooncow44]

@AndoCommando3 i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the KKK was a little more than intolerant 

[TheEnchantedCereal]

@AndoCommando3 Most gay Christians try to hide their sexuality from even themselves, a lot of them become Christian purely because the notion that homosexuality is wrong has been enforced on them.

[wwwTheHardDriverscom]

I don't believe non-Christians should hate on Christians, nor should Christians hate on non-Christians, but this is kinda funny.

[SweeeetPeaBby]

*Stuff REPUBLICAN Christians Say

[HairyChronicJunior]

I'm weak , this is hilarious , of course it's offensive , but you guys need to lighten up , or make a "shit athiests say" video or something .

[LaFoots21]

your face at :29

[Noby1Kanobi]

Why not do videos of what Black people say or Gays... Oh wait if we do that thats crossing the line... Right?

[MrSomeone24]

@Noby1Kanobi : Your comment needs to be put in the next video of Shit Christians Say

[unstoppableelectric]

@Noby1Kanobi There are like three videos of shit gay guys say

[HeartnSoulSong]

@Noby1Kanobi Actually, there are tons of those online, too. There are religious and political versions, and even ones about hipsters, musical theatre people... everything!

[greedlusthate]

@Noby1Kanobi No not at all. Go ahead, please.

[zigzagwiz69]

FUCK TIM TEBOW HES A STUPID GAY QB!!!

[alwaysshoutalways45]

@deathpally1 Racist*

[issacnewton2685]

shit gay christians say maybe?

[sceptiquele]

"Oh honey, the Jews are trying to blame Mel Gibson again." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :D

[ggagliardi5]

This guy is an idiot

[oraclelink]

This is more "Shit Evangelicals Say" or something similar. Because it's spot on for the evangelical non-denominational kind of Christian you see often here in the States.

[bday121]

0:25 had me lol

[Number1JDAWG]

um look im a christian and i can honestly say...

every one of those tim tebow references is 100% true and i have said them all at some point in my life or another. literally every single one

[EmoHartzz]

wait.....who's tim tebo and why do i want to marry him? O.o

Sincerely, a Christian Girl.

[Abena20]

Thumbs up for the eyebrow raise 0:28

[natalyn833]

so true!

[thisiskeathley]

"what if tim tebow had been aborted?...." *eyebrow raise* HAHAH

[hippiehill1]

You know some pretty radical, extreme, too happy christians

[912pinkturtle]

hahaha!!! I'm a Christian and this was fucking hilarious.

especially the Muslim jokes.

some people just need to sit the fuck down and get over themselves and stop being so insecure. i swear to God/Allah/cow that some people need to be able to laugh at themselves.

[swimchick345]

@912pinkturtle i know right I'm also a christian and some people i know actually say this stuff its so funny to make fun of

[IQ178]

Correction: Sh*t SOME white American radically-conservative Christians say

[lifeisgolden41]

LMFAOOO so accurate!

[hippiehill1]

@lifeisgolden41 not really

[heelsanonymous]

ummmm the muslim jokes were NOT funny you douchebag

[Enlightenedopinion92]

@heelsanonymous Muslim jokes are always funny. Go put your tampon in and leave us alone.

[heelsanonymous]

@Enlightenedopinion92 shut the fuck up, this is shit christians say not shit christians insult other religions about, how very christian of you asshole

[Enlightenedopinion92]

@heelsanonymous I'm an atheist...

[heelsanonymous]

@Enlightenedopinion92 i meant it in the sense of the video.

[DJTreatmnt]

That is stupid and not funny at all. Puke!!!

[TVFilmer]

:58 every fucking christian



[therealjammit]

Are you sure this isn't shit Republicans say?

[banditgrl]

I long to worship... hahaha!

[Crowellcontracting]

who the F@ck is Tim Tebow?

[bunnylover224]

@Crowellcontracting google it. :D 

[MyLifeIsMusic16]

I'm a Christian... and I think this is funny. Sure, it's a stereotypical view of Christians... but we all know that one guy who is just like this. Calm your tits, people. :P

[bobbypatz]

@MyLifeIsMusic16 i know more than one....

[InsidersHealthTV]

Just watched Shit Health Snobs Say. Pretty funny! Especially the Junk Food Slap Down!

[mellieaw]

christians > athiests

[StrikingShadow1]

@mellieaw lol. enjoy your fairy tails.

[xXDISASTERPIECE934Xx]

@mellieaw in numbers absolutely, as far as being greater people, atheists > christians

[bobbypatz]

@deathpally1 no, its what MOST of christians in this country talk

[trsyi]

Lol this is such a fail. You just repeat lame mel gibson and tim tebow comments. Been loving the sh*t people say vids so far, where you can actually go "haha, this is so true. I can relate". This is just you making up insults to rip on your imaginary view of a Christian...fran drescher? twilight? what? lol

[presidentelliot]

Glee is the devil

[Superstar33000]

Yes I'm a Christian but I also had a great sense of humor. lol I loved the Tim Tebow parts!

[lidarman2]

Anyone notice the defensive nature of the "christian" posts here. It's not about having fun, it's about how they are being attacked....especially the ones that promote christians vs atheists--that is funny because it's not christians versus muslims or christians versus Buddists. It's christians versus atheists---a very small minority that don't agree with your belief.

There is nothing more pathetic than an insecure christian.

[trsyi]

@lidarman2 Lol, in what way would this be us "having fun". This is the classic, "no offense but...."...."dude i said no offense, why are you so offended??" case.

[zoron246]

how bout shit atheists say

[carllito12]

@zoron246 You mean scientific facts?

[TheGhostfacekilla86]

I have never heard any Christian say these things...fail lol.

[TheLoveForever7]

You should also make one about (Shit people say who are going to hell)

[xXDISASTERPIECE934Xx]

@TheLoveForever7 hmmm "TheLoveForever" makes a statement with no love whatsoever.. IRONY

[BenronOfficial]

Half of this I've never heard Christians say.

[Tom2736]

Why don't you make one about (What Muslims say)? Only fair.

[LavishCinema]

Lmfao at 0:19

[pyxxel]

Who the heck IS Tim Tebow?? Sorry, not US Citizen here, or Xian for that matter :P

[xXDISASTERPIECE934Xx]

@pyxxel a xian football player who drops a knee everytime he scores a touchdown to thank God

[SamiLikesToast]

You forgot "Jesus loves you".

[flury51]

Is my Jars of Clay cd up there??? lol!!

[THEillusionOFitALL]

Ugh I can't stand Tim Tebow.

[fvckndiego]

Argumentative paragraphs below.

[VisionsEnchanted]

Geez, I am Christian and I found this 1000% hilarious!!! How you managed to do this with a straight face I do not know. I would have died laughing at the Tim Tebow comment

[macaronimick]

Try making one of these videos about Muslims, see if your head is still attached to your shoulders afterwards.

[sharktaleification]

@macaronimick just to explain to you,not all Muslims are fanatics,just like there are up tight Christians. there are uptight Muslims,there are quite moderate modern people living their lives normally,wearing bikinis,even drinking beer,and liberal enough to take a jab or two at their own religion,please don't judge an entire religion based on a few leaders who manged to get teenagers to bomb themselves.

[sharktaleification]

@macaronimick living in the middle east i got to know the culture,and i can honestly say we in the western world judged entire nations based on the acts of fools who picked at what the liked,and made themselves an appointed Representative of the wrong kind .

[heelsanonymous]

@sharktaleification THANK YOU! terrorists make up less than 1% of our population yet we are all judged for their stupid mistakes

[Smertrios0]

@macaronimick I guess you haven't watch Sh*t Middle Eastern Girls/Boys say. Oh, the guy doing it is Muslim. He still has his head.

[mcordima]

Hey! A mocker!

[jjoseph6]

I find this utterly upsetting..and untrue

[xsurruhx]

hahahahahahahahaha

[spadaydaga]

Can it be any gayer???

[TribeCalledJake]

Stuff homosexual men who clearly have no idea what being a christian is say

[sharktaleification]

I believe in god,but don't really follow a certain religion some of this is very offensive to Muslims,i understand it's a joke,but you have to think,at the end of the day,there are people who act and say things like this. it just saddens me that people don't take the time to learn about other cultures and religions,before judging. how ever very good acting.

[TribeCalledJake]

@sharktaleification So its ok to poke fun at christians but when it hits the heart of any other religion its insensitive?

[sharktaleification]

@TribeCalledJake

no not at all what i meant,i find insulting each others religions be it creationism,Buddhism,Judaism,o­r what ever else utterly stupid,we are meant to look/sound/think/believe/do differently ,we need to learn to respect each other,religion and all . i did find it funny,after all i am only human,but in general i refrain from making religious jokes point blank,i grew up told to respect people and their beliefs,i was merely just voicing what i thought.

[sharktaleification]

@TribeCalledJake

and i make the same kind of comments on any religious joke related videos,if i find them too offensive,it's okay to have a bit of fun,but not at the expense of hurting others. know what i mean?

[Bdotson01]

thats not true at all



[furyberserk]

Something an Atheist SHOULD say:

Jesus Christ. A man who died for everyone's sins after being brutally tortured. Then revived and died again. That's not love that's pity.

The bible was changed by King James to allow divorce. If you get a divorce, then it is still a sin and treachery to God.

The Spanish Inquisitions, The Crusades, The Holocaust... Nuff said!

Most Christians hit back when attacked. You are to forgive. Satanists fight back. You sure you're a Christian?

No soldier is a Christian!!!

[GoldenArc]

This is scarily accurate.

[DARKENEDBLUESKY]

I like how JAadamski has never heard a christian say "Amen"

[SulliedMind]

Shit fags say while disparaging Christians.

[boredood]

This should probably be titled "What 'Christians' Say".

[DelectabilityZ]

@boredood So true. It's more of a stereotype.

[TheCoExister]

This shit gets better and better

[TheCoExister]

" Fox news is so unbiased" LOLOLOL. Yes, thank you.

[zach33510]

hahaha

[mikeisamusician]

"ooh! I forgot to pray for Tim Tebow!"

[SpenceIsAChef]

Well, I'm a Christian, and I laughed my ass off at this.

[Tugrul]

Why can't we be more respectful of Christians? Couldn't you have specified as, I dunno "very religious Christians"? I just made that up. If you put some time and thought into it I'm sure you would've been able to come up with something less general than "Christians".

[shiftyways1987]

@Tugrul you are a line drawing christian? you cant cherry pick a religion and take what you like and ignore what you don't want. don't choose a religion if your not going to play by all the rules. i mean come now.

[sirnavin]

Let me just say I'm christian and I'm not addicted to tim tebow. I Like Eli Manning lol. Also, Michelle Bachman was funny..... Don't judge me! lol

[nognilk]

once you said Mel Gibson...I almost choked on the water I was drinking.

[Hamthy727]

I'm Catholic and I never hear this.

[LunerQfilm]

it's a joke,christian's loosen your bible belts

[39maxpowers]

@LunerQfilm We could say the same to atheists!!

[DoubleOComedy]

@LunerQfilm I know, I'm christian and I know it's just a joke

[ultimategamer8499]

@LunerQfilm fuck off i get its a joke but im christian and i dont really find this offensive but your comment yea i do alot not all chrisians are like that its just sterotyping us and 'bible belts' WTF

[gorillawalk2]

@ultimategamer8499 Hey, I found some change in the sofa.

[slaroya10]

Oh! I forgot to pray for Tim Tebow! LOL.

[LilMissLacy1128]

LOL wtf is this

[hackmun]

Anyone else think this guy is gay?

[JAadamski]

@hackmun Shit gay christans say^^^^

[kaizoebara]

@hackmun I think so, too. But what does it matter?

[isaac32496]

Your baby's ugly

[endomusia93]

I've never said anything like this

[xmanxavier11]

Hahahaha. I love the beginning.

He created this world in seven...days.

[Kilomoto]

"ow Fran Descher" hahaha

[InsoMia927]

I know a lot of Christians who don't sit around saying judgmental things about Muslims all day. Just saying.

[cieralexine]

As a Christian..... THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

[nottinmatterz2day]

also gay?

[nesconsetfamily]

no one sings kumbaya anymore

[Cdawg3x]

0:27 love it lol

[Punkette151617]

lol this is hilarious. its mostly fundamentalist christians that say this stuff (especially the foxx news part lol)

[Karen1andKaren2]

7 days? its six days lol

[RemainConsious]

You forgot the classic "I'll pray for you"

[zachariahgriffin]

I was hoping you would reference winterfest or one of those big festival/seminars they all go to.. ha ha. hallelujah.

[drumsistkrieg1349]

Shit Christians say on youtube, "Well I'm a christian and....." 

[JAadamski]

@drumsistkrieg1349 more like what christans say on youtube watching a video about christians

[DoubleOComedy]

@drumsistkrieg1349 and...what?

[SuperSunriver]

@drumsistkrieg1349 you say all of this

[ItsWubzyy]

he created this world in 7... days hahaha xD

[BrandonDouglasHart]

lol I am a CHRISTian. But I thought some of it was funny ha

[Alabous]

should be called shit dumb christians say

[Alabous]

should be called shit dumb christians say

[omgshift111]

@Alabous Shit fundamentalist Christians say?

[JhonathanFree]

Hahahaha! I HAVE HEARD ALL OF THIS!!

[SebastienCade]

LMAO! So accurate.

[bastlake]

Petra?? Get out of my store!!

[HannahAPolster]

umm i dont say any of this

[StMattofDurham]

@HannahAPolster If you look at the name of the video, you'll notice it is not called "Shit HannahAPolster Says"

[fallbread]

lol good one

[lmarks22]

hahahaahahahahahahaahh this is so funny!!!!!!

[JAadamski]

im chirstian and never heard anyone say any of this

[SebastienCade]

@JAadamski

Then you don't hang out with Christians.

[littlelouie10]

@JAadamski Thank you:) Me too, I'm Catholic btw :D... well except the Jesus bits, I've heard those.