"Ms. Degeneres you don't have to yell, "YUCK!" and spit on the ball when you throw it, we get the picture. You know the thing that blows air on your fingers? She probably licks the hole there. "Oh look, it's queefing!" and knocks some Doritos off my mouth. Old Dorito lips."
people only hate howard because howard told them, if they actually listened without sterns dick in their ass they'd have another funny show to listen too. and before you only stern fans get pissed i listen to both shows.
the reason most lesbians dont dress like girls is because girls who like girls dont care about all that whorewear straight women have to squeeze into to get men to pretend to listen to them. Seriously lesbians are so lucky on that front! everyday im like why WHY do i have to like cock! but i do and it pains me because it would be SO much easier to just be a dyke. so i just date noone rather than dating men and pretending with women. sex and romance is just tedious and overatted, total waste.
the worst part about this is the fake laughter in the back ground and over editing. I dont like either of them but stern and corolla put these guys to shame. A 5 year old child playing with dolls buts these guys to shame in entertainment value.
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lol not really, since animals have been queer since the beginning of time. there are over 1300 animals that practice homosexuality. it will never go away in trillions of years
No they are not as long as they can't reproduce unless you are hinting we all go gay n humanity dies out? Gays are as annoying as womens rights shitheads.
I find that the gay community(lesbians in particular) arent quite so obsessed genitals as the straight community. They seem to place more value on romance and love than sex. That just my opinion though.
I love how the guys are all shitting mercilessly on Ellen, but when the "What Celebrity Do They Look Like?" bit starts, they all quiet down and start watching and playing for real. LOL!
Gem after gem... some of them don't even make total sense, but he's just on this rip, this tear, and it all works. Great stuff. Thanks for posting it!
oh ya snappy i'm sure you are loved by everyone. everyone needs to have YOU as their friend to feel complete. Making fun of my youtube name I made several years ago, shit man THAT is pulling out the heavy artillery. I forgot your the 38 year old nothing that has 3 friends on youtube saved and they are strip tease web cam girls that MUST want your cock lmao. go preach to someone when your life isnt worth ending with a shotgun. You would be missed by no one. take care mr popular lmao .
Classic Norton. I miss Tough Crowd.
ghostdog2041 1 month ago
I stalk these Norton videos looking for the LOVES IT! lol Makes me laugh every time
MindstormRecs 2 months ago
I love when Ant just loses it lol he's got a great laugh
MindstormRecs 2 months ago
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I want a hershey cunt now.
eezysqueezy 3 months ago
Not funny.
MEpianist 3 months ago
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What's so funny about a prejudiced rant? Sounds like a bunch of screaming 11 year olds.
CommieKid 4 months ago
@CommieKid faggot
GodHatesPortugal 3 months ago
@GodHatesPortugal Funny username.. are you from Portugal too??
maurofcpedrosa 2 months ago
@CommieKid FUCK ELLEN DEGENERES
pretorious700 1 month ago
@pretorious700 I would love to. Staring back at me over her shoulder.
pac43man 4 weeks ago
hope that get to that dyke cunt !
xxfroobxx 4 months ago
@xxfroobxx whats wrong with her?
bojanks15 2 months ago
ughh i have nothing against lesbians in general but i cant stand that twat
xplaykid 7 months ago
Lesbians are perverse weirdos just like faggots.
70goldtop 7 months ago 3
@70goldtop except some lesbians are hot ;)
schmittyc1993 5 months ago
@schmittyc1993 Yeah but too bad they like cunts instead of dicks.Dikes a dike.
70goldtop 5 months ago
Dutch boy hairdo... HAHAHAHA
riffnshred 9 months ago 3
1:08 1:23 fucking lol
AUSROTTENY2K 10 months ago
cunt
Bensims777 10 months ago
No, she doesn't like pussy......
coffeecreep2000 11 months ago 5
@coffeecreep2000
She doesn't?
Demendred1605 10 months ago
@Demendred1605 ...SHE LLLOVES IT!!! (thank you, sir. I've been waiting 3 weeks for that).
coffeecreep2000 10 months ago 5
@coffeecreep2000
lol no problem. I'm surprised no one had jumped on that.
Demendred1605 10 months ago
The bearded clam line in laurel's voice honestly killed me.
thewolfPrince 11 months ago 5
What's the link between Doritos and dykes?
X7OO 1 year ago
SHE LOOOOOOOVES IT
pubpukeNfight 1 year ago 5
OMG JIMMY IS THE MAN
horacrux 1 year ago
i think otto and george were actually jim nortons real dad
thefriendsociety 1 year ago
"Ms. Degeneres you don't have to yell, "YUCK!" and spit on the ball when you throw it, we get the picture. You know the thing that blows air on your fingers? She probably licks the hole there. "Oh look, it's queefing!" and knocks some Doritos off my mouth. Old Dorito lips."
Nexis 1 year ago 16
"Nice shoes cunt laper" XD
AUSROTTENY2K 1 year ago 3
BOX SMELLER LMAO!
LAPunk1986 1 year ago 2
the boys don't bash ellen enough, they need to increase the ellen bashing
Nightwing690 1 year ago 11
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man, Imagine Norton on Howard Stern...That would be amazing.
blacktopaz8 1 year ago
@blacktopaz8 Hoo hoo, you know I invented Uncle Paul, Robin?
dsriggs 1 year ago 5
what is that music in the background at 5:09 lol
Adam44516 1 year ago
That was fucking legendary.
pwnpower 1 year ago 3
she always has a face like she just smelled bad pussy
dontleademsomuch 1 year ago 2
Her tie smells like the dumpster behind the Chinese food joint! lol
House322 1 year ago
once the Laurel and Hardy music hit, this became a classic.
FSinWCR 1 year ago
This fucking vid was funny all the way thru!
TheMinneapolis612 1 year ago 3
get it, shes a lesbian
boothesquirrel 1 year ago
I have never heard anthony laugh like that before.
gunnare123 1 year ago 3
people only hate howard because howard told them, if they actually listened without sterns dick in their ass they'd have another funny show to listen too. and before you only stern fans get pissed i listen to both shows.
rezmoneynwkubs 1 year ago
the reason most lesbians dont dress like girls is because girls who like girls dont care about all that whorewear straight women have to squeeze into to get men to pretend to listen to them. Seriously lesbians are so lucky on that front! everyday im like why WHY do i have to like cock! but i do and it pains me because it would be SO much easier to just be a dyke. so i just date noone rather than dating men and pretending with women. sex and romance is just tedious and overatted, total waste.
bijouxmiu 1 year ago
she has a faced like she smelled bad pussy
dontleademsomuch 1 year ago
whos the one laughing at 1:53 Lol
NeroTheAtheist 1 year ago
Hershey's cunt. Still laughing.
chifour66 1 year ago
We get it, she's a dyke...lolol.
wtfbbqhacks 1 year ago
was looking 4 this for a while now... love it when yimmy is sleepy....
boabesta 1 year ago 2
this was funny but the 'negro" bit he does is even better
miranger 2 years ago
SHE LOVES IT
SRRNYRNYM9486 2 years ago 2
this is a fine clit hood youve gotten us into
mkmvt 2 years ago 3
"It's Lance Kerwin"
7XFM 2 years ago 2
MAMMORY LOVER
batmanguy123 2 years ago 2
omg,,i was making dolphin noises when i listened to this..norton is the fuckin man!!!
toddhamrick 2 years ago 2
Hahaha when Norton just keeps going like that. He's the man.
Fistwagon 2 years ago 11
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the worst part about this is the fake laughter in the back ground and over editing. I dont like either of them but stern and corolla put these guys to shame. A 5 year old child playing with dolls buts these guys to shame in entertainment value.
corky24 2 years ago
Then why are you on the videos, Corky? You're more retarded from Corky himself.
moepippy 2 years ago 7
then go listen to howards videos and trash OnA there like all those other hoo hoo faggots cunt face
mkmvt 2 years ago 5
"Your breath smells like a California Roll!"
Jesus, Jimmy. XD
TomMSTie 2 years ago 4
oh jimmy was in rare form in this one
sman78spider 2 years ago 4
She raises it under her nose like one does a pumpkin pie on thanksgiving.
LMFAO
bamaboiusmc 2 years ago 5
Funniest Shit Ever! surprised it dident get a bigger laugh.
bamaboiusmc 2 years ago
Fucking mammory lover.
heroinishope 2 years ago 6
"Fuck you and your fuckin......Laurel Hardy Tie"
LMAO, Piss your pants funny
O&A >>> Howard Stern & his dumb retard army
7XFM 2 years ago 10
"Shitty Dutchboy hairdo"
i don't know how better to explain that broad's hairstyle then that. jimmy is the man.
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Gays/Lesbiens are all part of natural-selection!
I'm all for it!
daManDRAK 2 years ago
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lol not really, since animals have been queer since the beginning of time. there are over 1300 animals that practice homosexuality. it will never go away in trillions of years
s0undtribe 2 years ago
No they are not as long as they can't reproduce unless you are hinting we all go gay n humanity dies out? Gays are as annoying as womens rights shitheads.
ZqweBSname 2 years ago
Damn, jimmy is so quick...
Catman13 2 years ago 72
@Catman13 thats what she said...
connorbassplayer 9 months ago
@Catman13 Yeah that's called cocaine
70goldtop 5 months ago
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I find that the gay community(lesbians in particular) arent quite so obsessed genitals as the straight community. They seem to place more value on romance and love than sex. That just my opinion though.
RaidenTheAlmighty 2 years ago
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gays don't reproduce so it's not a priority in that respect.
nsewx 2 years ago
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I can agree with that. But I think that attitude towards sex in general is different. It seems more mutual than in the heterosexual community.
RaidenTheAlmighty 2 years ago
"Your breath smells like a California Roll!"
TomMSTie 2 years ago 17
I love how the guys are all shitting mercilessly on Ellen, but when the "What Celebrity Do They Look Like?" bit starts, they all quiet down and start watching and playing for real. LOL!
johnclavis 2 years ago 15
"You're breath smells like a california roll."
Fuckin priceless.
TheMotherfer 2 years ago 17
Ellen doesn't like pussy...she LLLOOOOOOVES IT! She waves it under her nose like one does a pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving! XDD
ToruKun1 2 years ago 17
"She waves it under her nose like one does a pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving!"
This deserved a bigger laugh in-studio...
cantilever 2 years ago 14
Im glad Jim's dad banged his mom, and had the beloved sicko we all know and love. I hope they win a million in a lottery
Pr0jectWeird1605 2 years ago 89
Christ Jimmy fucking has Ant dying here.........this WAS classic lol
hunghunk2006 2 years ago 20
Jesus christ...he really did just have ant gasping for air...good bit.
Bgoff27 2 years ago 13
Gem after gem... some of them don't even make total sense, but he's just on this rip, this tear, and it all works. Great stuff. Thanks for posting it!
johnclavis 2 years ago 12
i betcha ellen would, shed probably even do a dance for it too
snappy452 2 years ago 3
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FIRST VIEW WOO
snappy452 2 years ago
what is this tmz?!?! who gives a shit lol.
hunghunk2006 2 years ago 9
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snappy452 2 years ago
oh ya snappy i'm sure you are loved by everyone. everyone needs to have YOU as their friend to feel complete. Making fun of my youtube name I made several years ago, shit man THAT is pulling out the heavy artillery. I forgot your the 38 year old nothing that has 3 friends on youtube saved and they are strip tease web cam girls that MUST want your cock lmao. go preach to someone when your life isnt worth ending with a shotgun. You would be missed by no one. take care mr popular lmao .
hunghunk2006 2 years ago 8
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snappy452 2 years ago
Drop dead, Mr. Falcon!
rqbuchanan 2 years ago 15
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snappy452 2 years ago
ah boooo
hunghunk2006 2 years ago 5