Funny. I hate Norton. Love Dokken. If Don came with Norton I would put it on my computer and take the risk. I needed a good laugh. Thanks, Dokken and to the person who uploaded it.
DOKKEN IS SO AWESOME, NO NORTON SECURITY SYSTEM CAN KEEP IT FROM UR CHIKEN, ALL UR CHIKEN IS DOOMED, DONT EVEN TRY TO DENY DOKKEN CUZ THEY WILL BLOW YOU UP WITH A PELVIC THRUST, DOKKEN IS EPIC!!!! BOW BEFORE DOKKEN!!!!!!
Never ever put Norton in your computor. It stinks on ice. It can do more damage than half the viruses it still lets go by. Worse than worthless. And whatever you do, don't try and uninstall it with just the Norton uninstall, you need to download a tool to help or you will be locked off the internet by the firewall it leaves behind. And they don't tell you that either. I hate them worse than sand in my eggs and screw Dokken for helping them.
I agree with below Norton isn't that great but these are the funniest commercials lol. I mean who the hell thought of getting Dokken?? That's Genius! - Hilarious!
sorry bro, i replied to you by mistake. i was just laughing at the commercial. but truth be told, and im not trying to insult you but you take things too seriously. you should have a little more respect for levin or any professional musician.
And..This is why i have norton security lol
MMutterMeister 3 weeks ago
This is hilarious!
MMutterMeister 3 weeks ago
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TimeTravelinc 1 month ago
Funny ass commercial, but Kapersky has worked pretty well for me.
TheDanskMagnus 3 months ago
Doikken used to get my Chicken a workout in the 80's...LOL the girls were getting naked by the second chorus of Alone Again everytime....LMAO
Musiclogic 4 months ago
PROTECT YOUR CHICKEN FROM DOKKEN!
SoullessArkangel 4 months ago
Dokken aint doin shit to that chicken without George Lynch!
gtrklem 4 months ago
Funny. I hate Norton, love Dokken (with and w/o Lynch). Now, if Don came with it I would risk it.
AlexisAlways1 6 months ago
Funny. I hate Norton. Love Dokken. If Don came with Norton I would put it on my computer and take the risk. I needed a good laugh. Thanks, Dokken and to the person who uploaded it.
AlexisAlways1 6 months ago
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StoutNerd 7 months ago
DOKKEN IS SO AWESOME, NO NORTON SECURITY SYSTEM CAN KEEP IT FROM UR CHIKEN, ALL UR CHIKEN IS DOOMED, DONT EVEN TRY TO DENY DOKKEN CUZ THEY WILL BLOW YOU UP WITH A PELVIC THRUST, DOKKEN IS EPIC!!!! BOW BEFORE DOKKEN!!!!!!
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saludoscamarada22 11 months ago
Never ever put Norton in your computor. It stinks on ice. It can do more damage than half the viruses it still lets go by. Worse than worthless. And whatever you do, don't try and uninstall it with just the Norton uninstall, you need to download a tool to help or you will be locked off the internet by the firewall it leaves behind. And they don't tell you that either. I hate them worse than sand in my eggs and screw Dokken for helping them.
fishinwflies 11 months ago
Explosive pelvic thrust ftw!
IceCadaverX 11 months ago
123 skadoosh
wizlewiz748 1 year ago
128 badasses ...1 dooshbag
jakeo96 1 year ago 2
very good
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aweinsto 1 year ago
loooooool
BingeBar 1 year ago
I laughed so fucking hard
TheFleetingShadow 1 year ago
don't worry it only slows down your computer half speed
mouserorignal 2 years ago
lol 0:40 0:41
mrrandomness645 2 years ago
wahahahaha
QuantumStates 2 years ago
I love how four simple pelvic thrusts can make a chicken explode...this made my day lol
24therocker 2 years ago
I LOVE DOKKEN. That is not Dokken. That's HALF of Dokken. W/O George Lynch and Jeff Pilson there is no Dokken. Pretty funny commercial tho!
louderthanlars 2 years ago 14
Dokken can do whatever they fuck they want with that chicken.
versus79 2 years ago 32
LMAO!! better than the kimbo commercial
bamaredd91 2 years ago
except norton sucks
nod 32 FTW
tremapar 2 years ago
I agree with below Norton isn't that great but these are the funniest commercials lol. I mean who the hell thought of getting Dokken?? That's Genius! - Hilarious!
islot40 2 years ago 3
Too funny! Duck vs Chicken.
Stephy1949 2 years ago
great vid, its a shame norton is the worst program ever for a pc! wouldnt leave it looking after a warm cup of piss never mind my pc !!
tk6501 2 years ago
that shit was to funny man
PlayerVid 2 years ago
The pelvic thrust of DOOM!!
streetz1983 2 years ago 4
I have found my hero and my enemy all on one commercial. win.
fraggle0rock 2 years ago
i never heard of that band, but i suddenly love them and i love this ad, best idea ever!
MLE1001 2 years ago
OH YEAH DOKKEN!!!! Fuck you George Lynch!!!
Kennynova 2 years ago
what?! dokken is nothing w/o lynch!!!!! they went platnum THREE TIMES with george and all they got was gold with john levin explain this
wildcat417 2 years ago
lol!
spiralmetal 2 years ago
whatever you can like ur lynch copy jon levin i don't care but i'l be hangin' out with the real dokken fans :p
wildcat417 2 years ago
sorry bro, i replied to you by mistake. i was just laughing at the commercial. but truth be told, and im not trying to insult you but you take things too seriously. you should have a little more respect for levin or any professional musician.
spiralmetal 2 years ago 3
what can i say? i'm a huge lynch fan so it gets pretty crazy..... and i do respect levin as dokken's LAWYER
wildcat417 2 years ago 2
That's cool. I know what it's like being passionate about something.
spiralmetal 2 years ago
aaaaaaahahahahaahha
Ingislingi 2 years ago
WAHAHAHAHA LMAO
Nazorath 2 years ago
These are funny! lol
AustinFenderStrat 2 years ago
I usually wouldn't like this kind of advert but i think this one is pretty funny
headfirst1987 2 years ago
what and the hell just happened?
thekincaids 2 years ago 2
Group pelvic thrusts!
Jonjooftheorder 2 years ago