Family Guy - Bon Appetit Douchebag

[Daffy711]

fact: rats dont vomit... lol

[StrictlyEntertained]

"don't bite the hand that feeds you"

[Alpatrain]

Rule #1 in life: Never Fuck with the people that serve your food

[TheRockchic4]

its like the ratatouille movie

[TrixEonChannel]

Rats cannot physically vomit

[Stryker14X]

@TrixEonChannel

Its a cartoon mate :)

[thegoofdude]

Unfortunately, this is what usually happens to douchebags in real life:

/watch?v=ogluftUOAXc

[DistortedMannequin]

That was Gordon Ramsey's plate.

[failatlife1]

scientific fact: rats cannot vomit

[destroyerid]

i have worked as a chef for the last 8 years, as a line cook for 4 years before that, and i have wanted to say this more times than i can count.

seriously, the people who cook your food hate you. this is not a joke, it is simply fact

[chapacoka]

@destroyerid Which is why I prefer not to eat out anymore.

[theDrache]

@destroyerid Not me cause I tip well, and aren't a whiny bitch when my food comes out how i didn't ask for it because i forgot to specify.

[keneth231742]

@destroyerid that is exactly why I tip 40% and never complain

[AnonymousKev]

@destroyerid Does that mean my wife hates me?

[Tommyrazor2]

@destroyerid Especially when someone complains about it. I've never been a cook but do enjoy cooking sometimes.

[borisrivas2929]

@destroyerid the dont fucking cook or be professional and do your fucking job well, i would love to see a doctor taking care of you telling that same thing.

[TheGWNG]

episode?



[heq992]

mouse is chef backup cooker

[Davidovar34]

Hahahaha

[Raveman01]

Seems legit.

[Nehawes]

rats can't barf.. that's a fact

[Uaxis]

@Nehawes So instead I guess the rat would just drown and then all the alcohol would nastily empty out of its corpse? Which is a lot more painful to watch?

Just wondering so I can straighten up ma facts.

[fenrirswolh3]

@Uaxis lol dude, it is a fucking CARTOON. Grow up. Why don't you stop your dick writing and do more jogging. And frankly? I fucking hate rats. At least feral ones. So shut the fuck up about Family guy, an animated show, when trying to use logic with something illogical, you stupid fuck.

[Uaxis]

@fenrirswolh3 Dude, I was intending to be gross, not nerdy.

[csmybuttt]

@Nehawes And that's important because Family Guy is a show purely based on factual information, right?

[Nehawes]

@csmybuttt No i just become a little smart ass lol. I am a rat owner of 3 rats and hearing this rat squeek in that way, which is realistic, makes me a little sad

[koutsma]

which episode is this??

[xxxx59xxxx]

this show is trash

[TehMuffynMan]

@xxxx59xxxx so then why the fuck are you here?

[Sovietamerican440]

lol click 6 as many times then 7 and let it finish its self hillarious

[Johnnywiseify]

31 People are Douchebags

[nachorrico]

episode and season please :)

[FHomeBrew]

There's a clip in american dad that parodies/points out what is being said in the comments about how this show lacks realism. It's also a nudge to the people who think american dad is better because it's more "realistic". Roger then proceeds to mention a couple of things that are unrealistic in both shows. Lighten up people. Also, rats can't puke, but stewie is a genius so he's excused. lol.

[MADMOOSE26]

How the fuck is someone gonna know whether rats puke or not? like anybodys gonna want to know that

[GHOSTxxCORExx]

For the people who are saying rats dont puke and babies dont talk, Well no fucking der. The show is ment for comedy and the reasone why cartoons exsist is because the stuff in the show cant be done by us because its just not possible. Wanna know a scientific fact? Cartoons are for comedy and enjoyment not to have people pointing out the obvouse. Ofc a baby cant talk at one, But None of us go and point it out because we already know were not Braindead idiots.

[GoldeneyeMarine]

Thanks Diane. Coming up next, can Rats puke? A new study confirms that, no they cannot.

[thesleepyweasel000]

important tip: don't piss off the cook

[jdidthatbop2]

@thesleepyweasel000 Nice movie refference

[NatWolff43567890]

lol

[DRawesomeninjasauce]

Why is a toddler cooking a steak?

[NoMorePopMusic]

@DRawesomeninjasauce FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DOESENT ANYONE READ TOP COMMENTS ANYMORE! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? CAPS LOCKS IMPLY RAGE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Please excuse this mental breakdown

[DRawesomeninjasauce]

@NoMorePopMusic Wut?

[NoMorePopMusic]

@DRawesomeninjasauce It's a comedy cartoon.

[DRawesomeninjasauce]

@NoMorePopMusic You should be a fucking detective.

[hi00118]

of course stewie is the chef... lol

[WhiteWolf56765]

Hey HEY rats cant vomit, RATS CANT VOMIT. Oh my god rats cant vomit, ITS A SCIENTIFIC PROOF. I learned it in my 3rd grade science lab today, hehehehehehheheheiamafaggotheh­ehehehehehe

[xXAlliTheRebelRoseXx]

m...remind me not to go to THAT place....I don't really feel like eating rat vomit....ew.

[MrWhitelight54]

Scientific Fact:  Rats can not physically vomit.

[dryyoshi7]

@MrWhitelight54 Meg, who let you back in the house?

[deds80]

One lawsuit later.

[barty1995]

8 for vomit gun.

[theballshanglow1]

Press 7 (hilarious!)

[sexyman1024]

@theballshanglow1 usually when they tell you to press a number it sucks, but this one was hilarious! :D

[AQnewbie]

what episode is this? :P

[HariXretro]

Why is everyone pointing out...rats cant puke.

Thts only something buzzkillington would do :O

[xXxSasukeTakaxXx]

lol

[TheHoodyninja]

29 people did not have enough juice on there steak

[Coolcatsarecold]

why is the comment with more thumbs up on the bottom?

[vmunet]

what episode is this?

[MrSvantee]

@Mytrusteddemons Or mabey it's a part of the joke, just like the joke about Wilford Brimley? The family guy version of Wilford says he has diabetes, but by judging from his story he has some kind of minor venereal disease and ADHD but he does not have diabetes, and that's why the joke is so funny.

[TrollingYouBe]

Scientific fact: 2+2=fish.

[216Pathfinder]

At first I thought the rat was gonna pee...

[amena1devil]

which eîsode was it ?

[WindyCornerTV]

Scientific Fact: 1 year old infants can't speak perfect English or even cook. It's a fictional comedy, don't think to hard about it.

[Jakanddaxter1999]

@WindyCornerTV the wierd thing is meg has had 2 birthdays like chris yet stewie has only had one

[TKPavsDexiron]

@WindyCornerTV not a scientific fact

[iceman78772]

@WindyCornerTV Scientific Fact 2:RATS DONT FUCKING PUKE.

[metalmonster27]

@iceman78772 um yes they do...

[saiyaman87]

@WindyCornerTV that's not my problem, my problem is that rats can't vomit! scientific fact

[scipio4052]

@saiyaman87 So fucking what? It's a TV show. Who cares, it's funny.

[Jakx118]

@WindyCornerTV also 1 year old babies do not stay 1 years old for 10 years. try not to think about it...

[Poxell91]

@Jakx118 You should not be a television-watching "human".

[JoeRobot17]

@WindyCornerTV thats kind of obvious, isnt it

[TechnoHajikelist]

@WindyCornerTV

I wonder if Stewie knows by now that normal babies don't do the things he does.

[BillyJudyLarry]

@WindyCornerTV Wow n00b its supposed to be that way you douche bag its for laughs. God your an Assshole

[Ant1Live]

@WindyCornerTV Scientific Fact: 75% of all Americans can't read nor speak higher than an 8th grade level of English nor even cook.

[AQWsmosh]

@Ant1Live Scientific Fact: That was lame.

[Ant1Live]

@AQWsmosh Can you cite any peer-reviewed scientific literature to support your assertion?

[AQWsmosh]

@Ant1Live Try again, still lame.

[Marinemauro]

@WindyCornerTV Oh thank you Captain Obvious! Your job here is done. GTFO here now.

[crabroast21]

@Marinemauro Wow, you're slow. He was clearly making a sarcastic joke after seeing the thousandth, uninspired mong re-use these generic comments.

[Thedrizzle404]

rats also cant consume a volume of water equal to their total mass.

silly nerds.

[dgj212]

@pjbnrb2000 thanks



[ssbbuserofchortles]

transcribe audio is so off

[GangstaShredMan]

nice...



[dgj212]

@pjbnrb2000  thanks!

[BuriedInNumbers]

So I heard that rats can't vomit.

[kobe24bryant81points]

Rats cannot vomit.

[luvadubdub12]

ahaha

[DerekFuckedYourBitch]

Why do people get all scientific? It's just a show douchebag...

[rickis96]

@DerekFuckedYourBitch Because one person actually knew that, and said it, so everyone who read it was like "OH TIME FAR ME TOO LOOK SMARTS!" *Copy+paste*

[419JoN309]

@DerekFuckedYourBitch Because you touch yourself at night

[Ender4Ever]

@DerekFuckedYourBitch Because science is the way to go.

[kill321able]

@DerekFuckedYourBitch I just came up with a perfect new catchphrase off of your comment: Enjoy your show, douchebag.

[CrayolaSquink]

@DerekFuckedYourBitch You're a trash bag.

[theballshanglow1]

@DerekFuckedYourBitch haha. thts y they call it bon appetite douchebag

[TheGonzaPoker]

@DerekFuckedYourBitch christians excuse also

[MrPibbITT]

what season is this from & episode?

[MrKingPerfect]

when stewie was stewieeee.

[ScarFan93]

I did this while I was working in a restaurant... they kicked me out :(

[dgj212]

@ScarFan93 did? tell some one "Bon apatite douchbag" or fill a rat up with liquor?

[dgj212]

What episode is this?

[MrCockSlut]

hey does any one know if rats can throw up in real life?

[doombow666]

@MrCockSlut Rats have a powerful barrier between the stomach and the esophagus. They don't have the esophageal muscle strength to overcome and open this barrier by force, which is necessary for vomiting. Vomiting requires that the two muscles of the diaphragm contract independently, but rats give no evidence of being able to dissociate the activity of these two muscles. Rats don't have the complex neural connections within the brain that coordinate the many muscles involved in vomiting.

[MrCockSlut]

@doombow666 informative but i asked the question ironically because of the two top comments

[doombow666]

@MrCockSlut you asked man XD

[MrCockSlut]

@doombow666 it was a rhetorical question

[PsychThreat]

It might not of been a Rat it might of been a Brown Mouse!!

[voldybuddies]

lulz

[2t22tornadosiren]

scientific fact: babies can't talk

[runescaperzzz]

What if this so called rat is actually a mouse, what you haters gon' do then???

[ostritchman101]

@runescaperzzz Mice cannot vomit either. Neither can horses.

[PresidentDRCI]

the question is why is there a rat in the kitchen, oh wait, peter owns it! it's probably the major D!

[TheChulangot]

The..The..The.. The top two comments are the same -_-

[58paplebon]

press nothing and shut up

[miacat3000]

press 1 to hear a rude word.

[Jujupatt]

9 FOR ''Douche bag'' gun

[cutterchaz]

Press 2 to hear the number you should press next.

[gerarddd22]

ahhaha that could real in restaurants hahaha

[bouncyballblue]

but... the fact sphere told me that rats can not throw up!

[basketballjocks]

@bouncyballblue the sphere is a lie

[philessexuk]

can rats throw up? i always thought it was impossible for them to do so as they have no gag reflex :S

[BabeMysterious]

press 3 reall fast repeatedly he oinks ;)

[TheMegHwang]

Press 2. What did he say? 7.

Now press 7. Ew.

[vtekrules]

I didn't know that Stewie worked at Applebees...

[valdivia562]

i remember when family guy used to be funny

[Nizwiz411]

So there just happened to be a rat within Stewie's reach? How fucking convenient. Bullshit Seth McFarlane, that was fucking bullshit.

[PS3Zakattack321]

press 2 to see what you should press

[TehEpicpixelz]

press 6 for stewie nursing a rat

[Hunt4Legends]

3 then 7

[fernandopox]

I hate when I fart and some shit comes out.

[Cflores008]

@fernandopox My good man, that is what we in the English literary world call a "Sh'art". Thank you, and goodnight.

[MrDesiwwe3]

Press 2 for 7!

[nfire4]

Press 9 for Ouche bag

[giantscg98]

@CoOlGuY4791 the episode is No Meals on Wheels

[kcbowers9]

press 8 to see stewie violate the rat

[SoniaBegonia13]

Wow, Stewie is a great cook.

[Mytrusteddemons]

Jokes on him... rats cannot physically throw up

[EdwardNS1]

@Mytrusteddemons

Jokes on you... this is fake and babies can't talk or cook food like that.

[MrTakemehard]

@Mytrusteddemons if u jump on em they do from both side's :)

[TECpeds94]

@Mytrusteddemons So what, they can mentally throw up???

[HalfTangible]

@Mytrusteddemons Joke's on YOU! That's a chinchilla =D

...

what's a chinchilla?

[maccas1329]

rats can't vomit thats why rat sack works.

[2t22tornadosiren]

scientific fact: rats can't vomit

[SirCaptainEsquire]

@2t22tornadosiren Neither can Jackie Moon

[zKiLLzHDz]

@SirCaptainEsquire or hellen keller

[THEGMAN153]

@2t22tornadosiren also babies are not smart enough to cook and also babies and dogs can not speak. It's a cartoon.

[techdiner]

@2t22tornadosiren my fact: babys can't talk, and your not funny...

[Theappletreeman]

Press 2 then press the number

[oktoteevee2]

press 1, wait for one second, press 7 then 3

[refinedfriend]

awwwww poor rat :(

[nukeman402]

Put some poop on it

[jacobhotstuff]

21 people were called bon appetit douche bags ...

[BeAtBoXeR921]

press 7 lol

[nickkyy95]

press 9 repeatedly for shpag

[johanstudt]

Hahaha love this :)!

[cookieboivishu1234]

press 9 to see what you are

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

@cookieboivishu1234 A shbag?

[platinummaster1]

press 5 repeatedly for erudite

[bladejunkee]

press nine repeatedly.

[TMJ112389]

I do this at McDonalds

[MarcumVIDEOS1]

um..... where'd he get the rat from..?

[LeGuyIncognito]

9 for Speck, which is the german word for bacon. And bacon is awesome.

[shelby4369]

The customer was soon to be President DoucheBag

[7fightboy]

press 10 over and over and watch stewie jerkin it

[OJAllDay115]

number 8 =)

[66ott7]

I like it when stewie works these odd jobs

[pepijndevree]

press 9: spank