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  • high-speed low-drag body-slayin

  • you could do a wicked Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

  • This guy...

  • THIS REMINDS ME OF AF TRF!!!!

  • Hilarious bro. 

  • hopefully when he's actually trying to slay bodies he will have bullets in the clips

  • DAMN IT!! Why have I watched this video 7 times. "In the primary all the time. Slaying bodies." Love it.

  • I know this Marine personally and was there in the barracks room at the time this was filmed. He is making fun of a specific Marine Corps unit known as a Nuclear Asset Re-Capture Tactics Team (aka CQB Team to the rest of the Marines). If you were not in USMC Security Forces, chances are you have no clue wtf he is REALLY talking about.

  • @usmchausam

    Pretty sure everyone just assumed it was mocking Chris Costa. That works too!

  • @usmchausam u were there? My cousin was there too, his name is LaVia

  • yea.. i remember when i was a SPC. on Active duty and had all the cool guy gear and Jugs of Protein hahaha he needs to take more protein cause it doesn't look like its workin.. then i got smart and went to selection... 2yrs later i wasn't a poser anymore.... gotta love posers... 331

  • You sound like a tool

  • lol, it's fun and exciting..i don't know

  • OMG!!! Too funny!!!! Way to make fun of the tacticool bunch! I'm sure the mall ninjas hate you.

  • @ShooterGM do you know for sure that its actually the guy in the video and not just someone pretending to be him?

  • @ThaWhistle fuckin Sgt Connor... slaying bodies

  • @ShooterGM Which is why you watched his video.

  • Its gunny cookie monster

  • damn i didn't know that this was SSgt Ossman.

  • guhtago

  • its obvious this guy was the one who shot bin laden in the head

  • this guy makes my life better 

  • This dude puts Travis Haley to SHAME!

  • Slaying bodies FTW!

  • Slaying bodies good to go?

  • Dude love this vid reminds me of some of my drill sergeants only problem the glasses are ESS not Oakley i own those exact glasses lol, but you need more of these vids their awesome

  • @mattshiflet yeah, it took me a while to notice that too, gotta love those ESS though.

  • Idiot in Mask...is that you?

  • We take our shirts off and sweat everywhere....fuckin guys..funny shit but still pongo. No offense but you guys need to get a life on your off time lol.

  • i cant wait to be able to slay some bodies

  • hahaha this made my day

  • lol...high speed low drag

  • 0:57 wat did he say???

  • I was ready to whine about this being a Ask a Ninja rip but this is SO much better! GOODTOGO

  • look like chris costa!!

  • This is fucking amazing. "slaying bodies" BAHAHAHAHAHA.

  • oyyyeerrr im like a.. u know a battlefeild ninja u know they make me invisible

  • this guy needs to do another video o my god

  • @EggburtAllmighty check the video description, there is a link to part 2

  • @ThaWhistle ive seen part II. wens the next one?

  • Haha...Is this supposed to be Chris Costa?

  • LMAO... fucking jarheads in the barracks. Good shit. Stay safe brothers.

  • slayin bodies. O_O

  • this is good shit haha

  • hisspeed lawwwdrag

  • its amazing how many similarities there are between the marines sense of humour and ours in the CF.

    pretty funny shit, especially the range glasses part

  • I masturbate to this daily 

  • I pissed I laughed so hard,GOOD TO GO?! Hooah!

  • Combat Ninja!!!!!

  • Best video EVER! LMFAO!!!

  • haha "they make me invisible cuz im like a fricken combat ninja GOOD TO GO?"

  • lmao...all rounds go straight threw the head no matter what...i could be shootin like this...straight to the head....everytime...good 2 go?...N best part rofl

  • We package that up, it's called Monster

    underrated line.

  • Lol Fucking JOE.

  • Good job im sure the airsoft people will greatly appreciate this marine corp delta force ranger training

  • hahaha reminds me of my airsoft friends who watch too much magpul dynamics

  • Hahahaha a lot funnier than I thought it was gonna be haha good to go slaying bodies good to go!

  • This the most epic and legendary thing I have ever experienced

  • hilarious XD

  • Cocked, locked and ready to rock with the primary, good to go, slayin frickin bodies!

  • hahaha, i love this

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! lmao classic

    

  • SO FUCKIN TACTICOOL

  • Hahahah! this guy has got it town packed! good to go?

  • If you guys are still at Kings Bay Come down to Jax Fl and see me at Gun Gallery.

  • is this like a combination of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chris Costa?

  • this is fucking hilarious

  • Marine Lingo: good to go (do you understand?)

    High speed low drag (awesome!)

    Grape (head)

    Moon beam (flash light)

    Go fasters (running shoes)

    Blouse (BDU top)

    Trucks (regular shoes)

    Ink Stick (pen)

    Snake (boot lace)

    simply combine these words with a combination of kill! Oorah! and any and all versions of the word "Fuck" and you will be on your way to talking like a United States Marine! :)

  • This guy looks like someone i know who would do this same thing!

  • I gotta have this dude on my team

  • It is NOT this Spencer kid

  • Spencer from 2/4?

  • haha imagine this dude talking the same while on a date with a cute girl

  • absolutely priceless...

    though sadly I know people like this whom take themselves WAY to seriously , see this is parody, don't be this.( though I will admit I think this may have fried a couple of braincells... )

    you made me laugh , hard, keep up the good work!

  • Slaying bodies; high speed, low drag. Good to go.

  • Frickin Hilarious!!

  • Freak'n hilarious! Great job!

  • funny fuckin' video...real chuckle stuff

  • i was laughing so hard i started crying dude

  • ROTFLMAO!!!

    Priceless!!

  • Operator as fuck.

  • This was fucking classic.

  • Mailhot is cqb man

  • Cut, Print, Gay

  • Hahaha! What is this spoofing? That was great.

  • The Rainbow Tickle Team at Bangor are a bunch of morons.

  • I watched this video approximately hourly during the end of a 28-hour essay blitz. Kept me alive! You guys rock.

  • So freaking awesome! North Texas Airsoft loves you RTT CQB Man!!!! We quote you on a daily basis! LOL

  • Im proud to say I survived the bay..between gay marines TRYING to punk us MA's and bullshit command runs on our days off safety stand-downs and every female in kingsland/st marys being a whore.

  • @dwiseus the bay sucked balls i am happy i am out of there... i was an MA with all the gay ass marines as well

  • THE BEST!

  • Glad you like it ssgt... Check out the new ones if you haven't already

  • WTF are you doing Devil? This is SSGT. B, RTT 2 TL 04-06. You guys are fukn morons. And I love it!!! Keep up the good work boys, cuz you know that place is fukn lame.

  • This is amazing. Hahaa!!

  • this guy....

  • hahahaha, dude this shit is classic. Gootagoh

  • We put the new one out yesterday. Check it out...

  • i put a link to the new one in the video description for it.

  • Fucking hilarious.

  • hehehahahahah wtf man, its true thoe its true, seems like veres should be RTT

  • Good to go?

  • Guddago.

  • ON DA BOAT

  • We just put out a teaser for the next installment of RRT-CQB Man. Check it out and leave your comments to let us know what you think... Just search RTT-CQB Man teaser.

  • I put a link in the vid description.

  • this is freakin hilarious lol, marines lol, slaying bodies lol its funny, still you can tell some of this is very good info. Army does some of the same things just displayd or named differently HOOAH. again this is hilarious in a good way. lol marines

  • Good to go? Good to go!

  • The king of ATAS!!!

    Make it home safe RTT CQB man!!!

  • Hey, just to let everyone who enjoyed this video know...RTT-man will be returning from deployment sometime this month and we will try to have another installment out shorty there after. If anyone has any questions you can ask me b/c RTT-man isn't very tech savy. Btw \/ RTT-man doesn't dip, he smokes, it's better for the soul \/

  • Ha best thing ever, the only thing missing is a retartedly big dip in LOL. Semper Fi.

  • Everything after 3:00 needs to be clicked through as though it's a series of different shots compiled as a highlights reel.

    Just try it.

  • epic

  • This guy seriously needs to be in Magpul's Art of the Tactical Carbine movies - Travis and Chris would love him.

  • Yes the magpul boys would love him!

  • TactiCOOL OPERATOROPERATOROPERATOROPERAT­OROPERATOROPERATOROPERATOROPER­ATOR

  • i was a stationed in Kings Bay, GA. And i know the dude, he's a MARINE

  • @coreylee36 yah he left like 2 months after i got into the guard. i forgot his name haha

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  • well let me rephrase that.... i guess you assumed that i arrived here recently. i have met him... he was in the bay of the kings 2 years ago and left like in may or june. of 2008

  • @jewmangi his name was oconner... i was in the bay with him as well

  • This guy is definitely a marine.

  • tactico rewoads :3

  • gooddago

  • we package that up, it's called monster" lmao great man

  • LOL silky shorty shorts on

  • "cause thats how RTT rolls..."

    LMFAO Semper Fi

  • Semper Fi is the marines, he's a BLACKWATER TACTICOOL OPERATOROPERATOROPERATOROPERAT­OROPERATOROPERATOROPERATOR

  • wuts the gudago thing that he says from again?

  • gudago=good to go

  • switch to your secondary :D better use knife. i really like this video. cool solja!

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  • i think he is joking about his cqb instructor, and replaying all that weird sentences that he produced :) any way cool! my instructor was also crazy and good to go :D

  • Guy is lefty, vest is left rigged.

    Loads mag naturally with right hand instead of left.

    Man is lefty

    This is obvious... everyone needs to quit posting "He's lefty" like no one is able to tell.

  • OORAH! kings bay gaurd marines!

  • Gotta love those tactical reloads!

  • I think this guy is a lefty shooter... look at how he mimics the gun shooting with his left hand.

  • Whenever I am feeling sad and lonely, I come here and watch RTT CQB man, and it makes me feel better.

  • hahaahahahahhaah omg rexkwondo hahaah

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  • I like how you direct the question to the character in the video, who is not the one who posted the video. Good job.

  • I've been looking for this video forever!! Thank you for the upload. This is one of the best joke videos of Marines.

  • Is RTT better than F.A.S.T? or do they receive the same training?

  • F.A.S.T

    Fake

    Ass

    Seal

    Team

    :p

  • Were frickin'. In our primaries. All the time. Slayin' bodies. Good to go?

  • lol marines really do sound just like that.

  • I friggin love this clip, it kills me, good to go

  • RTT your a leftie we lefties freaking rock you go son

  • Slaying bodies on my primary good to go

  • LOL dude this is my little brother LOL!!!!!!! well not actually him but reminds me of him cause he's a marine LOL. but freakin awesome LOL

  • SLAYING BODIES GOOD TO GO

  • cause thats how rtt rolls!

  • Haha! This is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen.

  • HAHAHA lol thats funny! 5/5 and faved!

  • i gotto go slay some friggin bodies :P

  • i roflol'd hard

    who made this?

  • i raged pretty hard at the start

    then kinda lold at the end

  • Can you make a video about tactical charging handle-pulling action???

  • "It's good sweat"

  • what does "high speed low drag" mean

  • and can you make more videos soon?

  • Think about it.

    "High speed, low drag" meaning it is high speed, and leaves little to drag... which is of course completely false, because he has two sets of glasses :P

  • he technically only has 1. he only wears the other pair if they tell him to

  • It mean like hard core. Its a military term. When we talk about like high speed low drag training entails rapelling, doorbreaching, or any hardcore combat stuff.

  • HSLD =/= hard core.

  • priceless dude

  • Friggin good to go!!!

  • you sound like the comedian steven byrnes

  • Funny shit man....Haha I laughed out loud at this...I hate doing tactical reloads in real life though....I hate having 3 mags that are filled like with 3, 4 and 7 rounds.

  • Three minutes and twenty-four seconds worth of PURE GOLD

  • lmao this shit was funny.."at the primary"! fucking classic

  • That was a great video!

  • thats friggin outstanding

  • lo fucking l

  • So true. Even for Bangor. Where you at, Timmy Heid? Little fuckin buff teddy bear...

  • The video was made by a marine in Kings Bay Georgia. Yes that is RTT. Yes he was ordered to take it down. Freakin' awesome that you re-upped it.

  • HooAAH!

    RTT MAN is BACK! Good on ya! One of the Funniest things I've seen on Youtube. I suppose the marine that did it got in trouble and pulled the original. Thanks that you had the foresight to keep a copy!!

  • LOL at "Slay Some Bodies!"

  • Glad this was re-uploaded.

  • Moto...

  • I finish college next fall and plan on joining USMC... how would I become a high speed, no drag RTT alpha male?

  • Dude! Hillarious!!!

  • AHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHA

    ill amke a response to this, DMR MAN

  • lol