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  • Tommy doesn't PART his hair!! Q

  • Fire fire!!!

  • when you use a fire starter pull the fire starter away from the tender and hold the striker still (don't move it against the fire starter) it will lite alot faster and easier for you :)

  • After recording this video, Tommy Jordan used the tears of small children to extinguish his fire.

  • Is that a sheet of hannas diary?

  • your awesome

    

  • Love Ferrocerium rods for fire starting. If you want a really wicked combo, buy a carbide knife sharpener to use as a scraper. Search for "Speedy Sharp". Makes an avalanche of sparks. :)

  • @MrDarkJester Btw, I wouldn't actually use the carbide sharpener to sharpen any good knives if you have a good stone available. The carbide will literally peel metal off a knife and is almost guaranteed to ruin an edge on a high end knife. It's good in a pinch if you got a cheap hatchet that got chewed up by rocks or something though to take nicks out of the blade.

  • these people need to chill. ur not him. his daughter did wrong multiple times and in my and many others opinions, he punished her sufficiently. all hes trying to do here is recommend a frickin tool chill out. and he doesnt maker her daughtr clean everything like a slave. shes not a fatass she is an able bodied girl who can clean her own mess and haul her own ass. he never asks her to do anything more than clean her mess so chill guy seriously.

  • Agred

  • a zippo lighter is 1000 times easier and faster

  • its not steel you jebend its magnisium you cretinous tard

  • @willapoo no its steel dumbass. do research before you run your gay mouth as if any one cares.

  • @crzyrpr2000 Willapoo is partially right. It's ferrocerium, which contains a bit of magnesium and a bunch of other metals. It's the same thing that the "flint" in most lighters is made of. A bit hypocritical to call someone a dumbass and tell them to do research when you didn't do any yourself.

  • @MrDarkJester i didnt ask you.

  • @crzyrpr2000 No, you didn't. I voluntarily told you. Just like you voluntarily told everyone else. Nobody asked you either. What's your point?

  • @MrDarkJester my point is i couldnt care less.

  • He's amazing :P I love his vids :D

  • cool IT skills

  • i'd use steel wool

  • Man chill out with all these hate comments... I know you all would do the same thing he did if you were in his posistion

  • You can't just use paper!? You need something lighter and more flammable, like cotton wool or something which will act as the starter. Then you built the fire up using bigger and bigger fuels eventually making a fire.

  • @dancecraze5 it was for the sake of the demonstration chill out

  • i hope u die taking a shit mother fucker

  • @Charlitox0820 chill out all he did was recommend a tool

  • @Charlitox0820 why? because hes a better more disciplinary parent who will raise good children than you ever will?

  • Now I will burn all of Hannah's belongings on this fire. Linda come clean this up!

  • Get off this guys back, damn

  • A lighter takes about 1 second beats 20

  • @TheAngusperry the wick gets wet and will work for starting fires about as good as taking a shit on a pile of sticks.

  • Dumbass cant start a fire

  • @mexican7693 ur a fuckin idiot. it pretty much always takes that long to start it on paper with a starter like this one and its paper so it would take a bit longer than dry material like birch bark and its for the sake of the fuckin demonstration he used paper.

  • 3:34 that's what she said

  • someones a harley rider

  • Me I don't even carry a lighter I just rub sticks together. Lol

  • @Joisthanger1 that actually doesnt work...assuming you dont want to wait half an hour for it to even get remotely hot. rubbing sticks together is about as effective as shitting on the sticks.

  • I've tried for steel before, definitely better than magnesium

  • Sir this is great and all but it took you exactly 29 seconds to get the fire started, ill take my money elsewhere.

  • Ive started a fire, faster with a lighter!!!

  • but will it blend?

  • funny how everyone comments on this video of what he said in a different video....

  • is it water proof ?

  • incredibly effective

  • now shoot it

  • Soo hardcore!

    

  • Hannah u have to pay for these also! 

  • @xXELITECREEPERXx lol win

  • He's not an out doorsman just an idiot in the woods.

  • Suprise he didn't shoot it with his .45 like all his other problems

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  • Cool now i can use one of those to burn your house down

  • @pwnage3D69 LOL

  • Steelwool+12 Volt Battery, 2 second fire

  • Lol He's A CoolmDad.

  • to all of you saying "buy a lighter" you've obviously never been in a backpacking/climbing/camping situation. lighters get wet, they don't work until they're dry. these work ALL the time, and they don't run out of flint/fluid and they're HOT. plus they take up less space than a lighter, usually.

  • @Slipvayne1908 it doesnt take long for lighters to dry. just blow on it for a couple minutes and your good to go. last time i checked lighters get hot and how much space could it possible take?

  • @fluffytaco no...blowing on it wont do shit. it takes a while for the wick to dry and when its wet it will work for starting fires about as good as shitting on the sticks will.

  • @crzyrpr2000 are you a fucking idiot? lighters dont have wicks. lighters have a little spout that releases gas and ignites by a spark. unless your using a zippo then there would be a wick. lighters can easily dry and good to use after a couple of minutes of blowing on it i know from personal experience

  • @fluffytaco no im not a fucking idiot seeing how i was picturing a zippo in my head as i typed. you misunderstood. theres no need for profanity.

  • @Slipvayne1908 actually i dont think many people have been in a backpacking/climbing/camping situationbecause most people arnt gay

  • @willapoo You're right, when I think of a stereotypical gay guy, I think of them roughing it in the mountains hunting/fishing for their dinner, not sipping wine in a snuggie watching sex in the city... fair point...

  • @Theshamruck fine then most people have a house and arnt weird

  • @willapoo You sir have disarmed me with your absolute logic and superior intellect. Good show....

  • @willapoo hahaha so what do you think straight guys do? eat popsicles/pet puppies/fuck dudes? get bent bro, if you haven't already

  • @Slipvayne1908 yes we all know that, but it was a joke. most likely, a lighter would work in your garage.

  • for a moment i thought that was your daughters report card

  • or spend $1.25 and get a lighter

  • Have to go listen to Prodigy now.

  • dont get it. like some other guy said use a lighter.

  • what is the point? just get some damn matches

  • I commend you Tommy !, only difference with me ... I would have used my Mossberg.

    BTW ... nice 1911.

  • Really nice! My husband and daughters would love it,good ones are hard to find. We recently heard about using dryer lint to start a fire. It works so well, catches and burns hot and fast. I take empty toilet paper rolls and stuff them with the lint. They always grab one if there heading out to make a fire!

  • shoulda used that to burn your daughter's laptop. lol

  • i saw your laptop video i liked it i subscribed actually, when i saw you were an outdoorsman i gained 50x more respect for you A+ to your life sir.

  • needs more laptop shooting.

  • This is a very pretentious and environmentally friendly way to smoke a joint.

  • Hannah come clean this up!!

  • @JAAshard Genius.

  • dont throw ur dogs peaces of wood that can hurt them..

  • well put!!!!

  • @RCSDung agree

  • GAY

    

  • קח מצית יזקן הומו בן זונהה

  • What the?!! Other country sell that lit fire thingy?!!

  • We want Hannah!!!

  • Cool

  • Bzksn

  • thats really cool. now i dont have to use 2 sticks.

  • You are my personal hero

  • i bet your proud of yourself mooching of the sheer views you've gotten cause of hannah i think she's earned some sort points hell just look at all the advise you've gotten on parenting hell yeah LOL

  • thats pretty cool

  • Quote: "[...] she’ll be a LOT more careful when she has to buy her own $299.00 Motorola Razr smartphone. Until then, she can do chores, [...], so the people who ARE feeding her, clothing her, paying for all her school trips, [...], can have some time to relax [...]." - So being parents is about taking care of your child and paying money? I guess yes... , but I somehow miss the love here. I would have chosen an other punishment rather than destroying things - she'll probably do the same later

  • @LadoGaming You are my new hero :D

  • I want one

  • why is this guy not a solider?

  • Your an asshole

  • @SouthernSalute Dear SouthernSalute. I think you meant to say "You're an asshole", as in "You are an asshole." When you want to use disrespectful language against someone, it is very important to use contractions properly. Otherwise, you come off reading like someone who is an idiot. As in: You're and idiot.

  • @SouthernSalute stfu you low life

  • Awesome!! Keep up the good work. This country needs more dads like you!!!!

  • Keep it on doing Videos :)

  • That's way cool

  • Or you can buy a lighter

  • The Hannah video will give him subs

    So Hannah did do 1 thing well for dad

  • LOL were is hannah?? She needs to clean up this shit.

  • In this video he is just normal man, who don't know YET what his daughter is doing on FACEBOOK! ;DDD

  • © 2011. Tommy Jordan. All Rights Reserved. why do you © all your videos

  • Is it just me is he only one that is explaining wery good

  • Look at the bug in the paper :D:D 1:55

    :)

  • @luukje125 crispy....

  • Or you could just use a lighter

  • @NickLovesScreamo Ok Emo Screamo boy, when you're stranded in the woods and you don't have a lighter, this is what you use, smartass.

  • @NickLovesScreamo get a lighterwet it's dead

  • @NickLovesScreamo OR you could rtfm. In comparison, matches and lighters are prone to failure due to multiple reasons.

    This isn't about "doing it the old way", or some useless shit. It's about having something that won't break down/run out when you're in the middle of nowhere and need to stay warm.

  • @NickLovesScreamofall in water when ur camping with math/lighter and you have no instant fire. just wait for this to dry and u have easy fire. Right? I really do not know lol

  • @NickLovesScreamo Lighters aren't nearly as reliable though... Even a zippo will run out of lighter fluid eventually, whether through use or or through evaporation. A butane lighter is just a bad option if you need it to work 100% of the time because they are horribly unreliable. Fire steel/ any flint is a better option almost all of the time.

  • u could have used this to set hannas laptop on fire ( the facebook girl who he was angry about)

  • And to think he's getting a paycheck from google, imo.

  • @MrDefarr Nice story you got there. Why don't you tell it again?

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  • track you down in real life? What?? and Why?? hahahah BTW Its not an insult if its true, its just what you are. And you're excused.

    P.S Your the one Trollin Bro, I'm just tellin ya how it is.

  • I want u

  • Father of the Year, for sure

  • It would probably light faster if u shot it with a 45.!

  • @JpkSB3216 New meme? I think so!

  • @JpkSB3216 With Hollow Points!!!

  • if you were ever in a survival situation that would of tooken a few minutes considering im sure you would have to get some what of tinder to light unless you had some with if you came prepared :P, but if you had tinder or very very dry wood or cotton lint anything, that would of lit in like 2 strikes at best

  • Thats a good quality lighter. Is it american made

  • Whatever happened to matches or lighters that cost .50-2$?

  • Nice guy, just loves his daughter obviously. You can see his character in his videos. He doesn't give a fuck about most of the 15 year old trolls comments. Lolol

  • @BasicallyKenny

    He shot his own laptop because of his daughter's post on Facebook.

    In other words, he DOES give a fuck about 15 year old troll comments.

    In fact, he's extremely oversensitive and butthurt, and he needs to learn to accept criticism.

  • @ACHi11iES

    Guessing you don't have kids? If so, then you do not have a clue

  • @drjake2010

    That's the problem with judgemental pricks like you. "Oh, he's not an adult. Oh, he doesn't have kids. Oh, he must be one of those usual dumbcunts teenagers that don't know jackshit".

    If that's the best argument that you can offer, then you are just downright pathetic.

    Most adults these days think they are always right, then when they are (occasionally) proven wrong by a teenager, they can't even admit it, so they play the "I'm an adult, you're the kid" card.

  • @ACHi11iES

    That's the problem with you, You don't know jackshit, and you're too much of a child to admit that. So if that's the best argument you can offer it doesn't mean your pathetic, it just means you don't know any better because your a child. HAHAHA SIT DOWNNNN before you make a complete ASS of yourself.

  • @drjake2010

    Again, this guy runs out of arguments, so he plays his e-raging "insults and swearing" card and prays that he managed to lower my self esteem.

    Unfortunately, he doesn't know my name, or where I live, so he can't track me down in real life and beat me up for arguing with him over the internet.

    Excuse me for a minute ...

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!#$@$!!!11

    Come at me, bro.

  • @ACHi11iES

    Also, you don't want me to come at you. Because you are already making a fool out of yourself, and I wouldn't want you to get your feelings hurt. So relax dude, and go finish your chores before your pops puts nine bullets in your computer.

  • @drjake2010

    Oh yes, Master. Your wish is my command. I'll do the chores as soon as possible.

    OHWAIT ...

    This is the internet. I suddenly decided not to do the chores anymore. What the fuck can you do about it?

    Pathetic dumbasses who think that they can tell someone what to do over the internet.

    *Laughs

    By the way ...

    Why are you including someone's parents in your arguments? That's a really low blow. Try thinking of something more original.

  • @ACHi11iES

    FAIL

  • @ACHi11iES

    Thumbs up for tracking people down in real life and beating them up for arguing over the internet with you!!

  • @ACHi11iES It wasn't just some random 15 troll on the internet, it was his own daughter being disrespectful, after being handed everything on a silver platter.

  • @flamebirdge

    First off, let's ignore the fact that he's the father, and she's the daughter. Let's just pretend that both of them are about the same age. We do not know ANY background information about them.

    "A man shoots a female's laptop 9 times after she posts a Facebook hate comment about him".

    Read that out loud. Does that even SOUND remotely rational?

    I won't be suggesting my own idea of parenting. I'm simply looking at this from an unbiased point of view. The man OVERREACTED!

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  • Its called buying a lighter. Its this amazing new invention were u can make fire within a split second! Its incredible! Instead of wasting 15 to 20 to 60 seconds on this.

  • @UndeadSoldiers1000 Butane lighters are unreliable and do not work in cold conditions go ahead and try it if you don't believe me.

  • FpsDad¡!!!!!!!!!!! XD

  • He could just use a lighter. And why does he studder?

  • you should die painfully if you like this guy.

  • @electrictape76

    why? It ain't like he shot the kid...

  • @electrictape76 then kill me

  • You should do this to Hannah's Ipod.

  • Good to go Dad.!!!!! Finally Someone I can get behind... Ya done good Dad Next time try a 12 ga with buckshot!!

  • @6SEP55 Why is what he did a good thing?

  • oh wow.!.!

  • stupid fucking hicks

  • woa whats 4 in long?

  • HANNAH! Come clean this up!

  • @XxSuperSoldierzxX HAHAHHA

  • In a non-laptop related reply-save a small zip lock bag of dryer lint- a small amount will blaze up from a fire starter in about 1 second.

    Greets from Mayberry N.C.

  • i love how all hes videos top comments are now either to do with

    1. Hannah

    2. Hannah's laptop getting shot

    3. the cleaning lady

    4. other hannah related banter

  • I love this guy his videos are so cool!

  • He's a true country man! I disagree with most of hateful comments but I could guarantee you that this man ain't give a sh*t, y'all!!!

  • this is cool - very clever - got more worthwhile things for camping survival stuff

  • Sip

    E(99(9oyk

  • But will it blend?

  • @survivealist buy 2 then.

  • This guy would be the best MW3 Commentator ever!

  • @OutsidersTime nope mr blast fm is... yes hes norwegian!!