My Ex and her dildo! - Ask The John

[timeless90gmailcom]

I Can't GET eNougH of THESE sTOries!

[888victor789v3]

one word....cougers....ugly cougers :S

[siatatm]

MANY TIMES

[PartyAndPlayGames]

Heepopawtomass?

[thunderthings]

does a man still love his EX is he's drunk dialing her?

[Heckstar16]

Haha well i could of been with someone I didn't want to be with last week but all I remembered was waking up with a headache in someones house lol

[xnicenesx]

My cousin  :(

[81LS]

@xnicenesx o.k you were drunk what was you'r cousin's excuse

[satananass]

I've seen a dildo in a Sex-shop once...40 inches long, 12 inches wide.

About the question: If I'm drunk enough to do some shit, I usually passed out already^^

[Justicejamesb]

Dirty Dogg... fuck that shit raw!

[UltimateKing011]

2:42

reminds of that bahamian song "drunk man sober words" yes i am a bahamian and a huge skyyjohn fan.

[DrDoomKiller]

dear ASSSSSSSSSSSK the john, lol gets me everytime

[Larrygallis]

Skyy has a dog? :S

[sandystates]

total serious LOL ... cool shirt "B@$t@r|>"

[Chronosagaaddict]

cuz you can't perform worth shit. better train for that mofo like the olympics

[KaiserFlamberge]

@CantLetTheAngelsDown

Gotta love 'em.

[chillmeister509]

I've been the guy, who she soberly wouldn't get with :D

[TheForgottenGamer1]

i just got my 1st taste of strawberry shortcake, just thought you guys should know ;)

[jolemez]

@TheForgottenGamer1 Way to go, dude!

[KaiserFlamberge]

I always love the emphasis that Skyy puts on 'Ask'. It's always like "Dear ASSSSk...The John." Lmfao

[DoOrDieSniperFi]

Desperate fags below

[TheRey4you]

'' It increases the desire but takes away Performance '' ( William Shakespeare on Alcohol )

[dclipe]

I got a bj from a random hot girl in the guy's bathroom. weird as fuck!

[ladybonerlex]

sad thing is... that dildo was better looking than sexyrolex even when his girlfriend was perfectly sober

[muhamadss0n]

WOW... /watch?v=woEuM5BlCnw

[KinectArt]

thumbs up if you're not a virgin !

[Bafomets]

i hate gays and n

[GeneralSnapjaw]

A pair of twins... those motherfucker were both as feminine as they come...sadly their genders weren't as close.

[chrissyracer]

my best friend got drunk banged this fine ass chick,,, now hes DAD

[chrissyracer]

my best friend got drunk banged this fine ass chick,,,,,,, now hes DAD

[TheNateZig]

Alcohal is god's way of reminding us to not give a fuck about anything.. EVER!!!!!!! lol jk alcohal ... is god in human form QUE MUSIC!! *haaa haa ahh haaa hhaaaaaa*

[MrHav1k]

I don't get drunk, so no.

[fishmanfaz09]

i got so smashed i fucked a fat chick in a tent on a camping festival. turned out she heard me calling her fat to my mates. so after i was a super stud to her mates, i was then a virgin with a tiny cock to everyone. although all my guys have seen my wood. and set that bitch straight! alcohol. cause of all the fat chick banter i'll never shake

[199ALLSTAR]

Alcohol will cause you to do some amazing sh!t... No truer words have ever been spoken... LMAO.

[lolitsdamian]

Alcohol has caused me to get with someone I really DID want to :) thanks bro

[doggbrown1]

Alcohol caused me to make out with this hot ass spicy mexican transvestite for 2 hours and then fuck the fuck out of "her". Best and worst mistake of my life....... God bless america.

[charles125]

@doggbrown1 Sweet Jesus!!!! LMAOOOO, I'm so sorry man.

[doggbrown1]

@charles125 Weird thing is I fucked a tranny and....I liked it!!!! Oh mannnnnnnnn. Fuck............... Best sex ever. *head in shame*

[Nickasauur]

i was drunk at a party and i hooked up with the local fat chick :|

[inyourfacemedia]

alcohol has never made me try to bang a girl i didnt really wanna bang. but ecstasy and opium has.

[inyourfacemedia]

@blathan13 (the alcohol ex-girlfriend banger guy) quit being a bitch. stay with ur gf and bang ur ex on the side

[architect333]

WHERE DO YOU ASK THE JOHN? or is it here in the comments. If so then what do you think about smoking pot, do you do it? cause it sure does seem like it, or you simply know how to make yourself excited. Give us some of your experiences as to why people do it and what's so magical about it in order to spend all your money on it thinking the world has changed. I'm not talking about a social thing, I'm talking about the people who need it through out the day.Bring the girls along for their opinions.

[LJoeTheBoss]

Who's dog is that? lol

[YuckFoutube85]

i got so drunk one time i had sex with this hairy ass foreign exchange student...i still have hair in my mouth

[TheJaredsb]

oh my fucking god my friends wont stop bringing up my drunk hookups and i have to admit , i can look back on them and only laugh.....no regrets

[thempcshow]

no im 14 i manwhore round but i dont drink

[HHossenfepher]

Oh man I woke up married. Fucking hell.

[marcuslind90]

Hell yeah, last weekend I was out with a mate of mine, his gf and her friends. One of them where eye-fucking me all night and I told my mate multiple times "I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THAT CHICK".

As the night goes on, I drink more and suddently its just me and this chick left. We talk some and bam we're at her place and I'm rawdogging that shit.

After that I ask her "You dont usually do it rawdog-style, right?"

and I get the answer "I never use condoms!!".

Dont drink and lay pipe boys.

[elprrrrr5]

@marcuslind90 get tested boy!!!

[Dashtc]

Alcohol... is the reason my third child is on the way... I came home after a happy hour and was getting it in... drunken sex is one rung under make-up sex...

[iamRhythmalism]

alcohol makes ugly girls look even uglier to me..

[suprakidd11]

Alcohol doesn't make ugly girls look prettier. It just makes you not care that they are ugly.

[jinnuhan]

@sexocalypes youra fucking dumb cunt alcohol is the roots to all evil and your fucking shit cunt if you drink causse you ahve no game

[jinnuhan]

skyy john bro fucking your a shit cunt i fucking hate you your videos are soo shit i would rather suck my dads dick

[DaHDizzzle]

a big fat fatty

[Jamora]

How do we submit for Ask the John?

[mcjj1234]

I got soo drunk i gave a blow job :( and fyi im not gay :....(

[SkyyJohn2]

@mcjj1234 You are now! LOL ;-)

[VokalXpressionz]

@SkyyJohn2 @mcjj1234 hahahaahahahaha gay bro.....

[SHAYSTARD]

@SkyyJohn2 gay sex doesnt make you gay skyy :D

watch?v=q-pgI41ThF8

[SIMPLEmeee]

@SkyyJohn2

lmfao

my fucking sides hurt so bad bro lol

[xiAresx]

@mcjj1234 FAGGGGGGG THE REAL YOU COMES OUT WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK SO YOU MUST LOVE COCK FAGGOT EWWW FUCKING SICK

[jinnuhan]

@xiAresx your a dumb shit learn to type first then fucking lose some weight you fat bitch

[msms47]

@mcjj1234 u gave blow job for guy and u are a guy ? XD !!! how much u drunk lol

[Hydrostyle]

@mcjj1234 aint enough liquor on the planet to make me put penis in my mouth!!! Dude youre gay!!!

[charles125]

@Hydrostyle LMFAO! I know man!

[lolitsdamian]

@mcjj1234 hahahah gay

[slickbeaner212]

@mcjj1234 ughhh thats shits fucking nasty...

[abyroj]

@mcjj1234 i've heard there are studies showing that when a person is drunk they know whats going on.......you're gay you just hiding in the closet ma boy xD

[ineinerbank]

@mcjj1234

well, you have to understand, why it is hard to believe for us;)

[13DocReason]

@mcjj1234 dude, not hatin, but if you did it, you did it and that makes you a little bi at least. nuthn 2 be ashamed of- we all are who we are.

[uchiharyuuka34]

@mcjj1234 Did ya gargle it too? Lmfao.

[elaudo]

LMAO.......She lost all respect for you!! She doesnt have faith anymore! Leave it.......

[CRICILUS]

I'm known to be a big game hunter when I am drunk....Thumbs up if you like buffalo butts.... ;)

[fatmanontherun]

It's funny you talk about beer gogles.I made a theory named the ''army gogles'',where after boot camp or any sort of military training (8 months,no jokes,I had no life) you'd bang any chick...I mean ANY.Not proud of it,but oh well.

[BYOSProductions]

WHAT THE FUCK? I'LL TELL YA WHAT THE FUCK! HAHAHAHA

[deadkennedys909]

btw jon, thanks for not replying.. SERIOUSLY!! Whatever I did worked, and laid me some pipe. Might not have worked out that way if you would have replied

thanks bastard lol

[deadkennedys909]

I made a cake, took it took it to a birthday party and got a slice

What you think about them apples?

[lacym08]

Once I was with my buddy in a club and I almost left with what I thought was a fine ass chic. My buddy stopped me and told her to get lost. I was like WTF, then he told me it was really a guy. So, no I haven't made a mistake while drunk.

[flonkas]

When your drunk you loose your good judgement and act like a fuckin phyco. When you smoke weed... you get happy, tired, and hungry.

[yoyaya007]

people is the US are protesting san fransisco, new yok infront of wall street hundreds were arrested ... and skyjohn is telling us a story about a Dildo , thank you sky for keeping us aware

[dagenious123]

i stick to kush bro. both make you do stupid things, but atleast u can control yourself if u smoke too much weed

[derelekt]

My girlfriend of five years...five long years of drinking

[To411u]

I'm 21 and I got with a 45 year old chick when I was drunk.. didn't last very long tho..

[bigdog83642]

skyy has a dog?!

[blackbeardbastard]

i only drink so i couldn't see the ugly bitches i been hitting, and man, i drink every other day

better ugly than blue balls

[viczam9]

It has happened to me. Turned booty calls into girlfriends. Doesn't end well for them. For me it was smashing it more often. Haha!

[TheNarddog21]

yea this fat chick in highschool im glad i cant remember

[KimGyunAh]

@bamcpd lucky but unlucky.. how old r u btw

[bryant49]

BLATHAN13 YO I DONT SEE THE PROBLEM

[MenkeEntertainment]

Pussy is pussy. (Not the std type tho)

[MenkeEntertainment]

I fucked a fat chick when i was drunk. My friend married a fat chick while he was drunk.

[bamcpd2000]

Two weeks into my first year of college and i go out for a night of partying with some girls that I meet. Two of the girls were hot the other one was a big girl. Ended up being so drunk i smash the big chick. now all my friends and her friends give me shit for it. FML great way to start the year.

[random5299]

im waiting for that ask the john where skyy says hola mi gente then tells the actual time that it is

[nqobile3]

I got drunk and and raw dogged some girl, an got her pregnant! I'm 15 btw bad times.. Thank god for the morning after pill!!!

[jonathanfitzjohn]

tiger tiger croydon london. girl had big tits turned out she was fat

[superchanyi]

OMG... alcohol... hell yeah!!1

[SpyMisa]

I'm straight but the other week at a club... I somehow thought it would be a good idea to make out with girls... I ended up making out with like 5 girls, 3 of them were lesbian (all very sexy btw) and I almost had an orgy with them in the bathroom until this guy (a friend of mine at the club) stepped in and sobered me up a bit... my friends now think I'm lesbian fml.

[DamianSabre]

THOR.

That is all.

[JVKSJVKJDKVJ]

fuck yes alcohol is the devil haha thats why i stick to the greens now no hippos for me

[lavengiggles]

yes i did. found out the drunk way the dude was a creepy jerk who would bone a taken girl :(

[themonsunxXx]

:07

[MrWirring]

90% of the girls alcohol has brought by me, were NASTY AS HELL!

- But I would still do them sober ;)

[kostasphil]

for the video An Oral Sẽx Story...Disaster Down Town skyy john for president..hell yea

[loganladue2]

alcohol hasnt done that to me, depression has once though lol.

[msms47]

thumps up if you are virgin !

[lilrobda1]

@msms47 I don't need to thumbs up, I'll tell you.....I'm a virgin. lol

[To411u]

@msms47 LOL xD

[LocoVR]

@msms47 not if i can help it! :D

[msms47]

@LocoVR eww u are not a girl  >:O !!!

[Newfieguy89]

Well lets see....does waking up to the chick laying beside you and it scares you so bad that you sneek out and push your 1976 Monte Carlo out of the driveway and 5 houses down before you start it so she does not here it and wake up mean alchol was WAY to bad ass the night before??? hahaha... oh shit..it does?? Ok...guilty!!

[kara366]

Shame on you Blathan!

[SuperSaiyanAD]

Hell yeah some whale i went with, i woke up to next morning ashamed with myself..

[MathiusProductions]

I don't like anal i'm really not a fan. But when the liquor is here she might get it in the rear =/

[00D00]

Nope, I'm always sober when hooking up, gives me a chance to take pictures.

[NonchalanceInvasion]

Think you can bump it up to 3 questions an episode? 

[xxmburroughs3xx1]

one time i got really drunk and had sex with this guy in the shower. i asked him to talk dirty to me and he responded with "I love you." i bounced quick after that lol.

[NobleKoan]

Not only has alcohol caused me to fuck bitches I wouldn't have ever dared to sober, but I've gotten drunk to excuse fucking ex's.

[00D00]

To the 1st question: Stop busting a nut so quick and learn to make her bust a nut. Not that hard.

To the 2nd question: What Skyy said. OR, if you're a badass moth fucka, ask your girl. She might be down for 3somes, you don't know!

[Autonomisc]

Skyy when are you going to update tipsy bartender?

[vc105man]

Alcohol + me + my hot cousin = good time. Best part is she was soo wasted she doesn't remember.

[NobleKoan]

@vc105man LMAO She remembers juz fine. She's doing her best to block that nasty shit out. LMAO

[SecondstoNever]

Oh hell yes. This guy who I consider a brother in every way but biologically while sober. Feels like incest.

[MrHolidayy]

Well i got with a friends ex... before he got with her in the first place... so was whatever but alcohol helped, she wasn't cute or anything nd really annoying... but hey she loved suckin dick.

[video01782]

When you do "todays question" i think you should answer the question aswell skyy. Thumbs up if you agree so skyy notices this comment!

[smeeshberg]

yes last saturday

[hiphopsocnroc]

fcuk alcohol!

give me a dank sack and im straight !

[RetardAssProductions]

Just this weekend I went to a house party and drank a full bottle and a half of jager, Got with (that's kissing with tounge in england) 8 girls, the rest is a blur till morning when i woke up with a smoking hot chick in bed, scratches up my back & a hiccy!

[Laczio1899]

O shit. I had situation like that. Few months ago I went with my friends on party. I got so much drunk on it, that I said to my friend, can I kiss your tits? I would never do that if I hadn't got drunk . I'm lucky I didn't got hit from her.

[ironintel]

@Laczio1899 your not funny

[PaladinKorvin]

Drink light. the drunks come to you and you can still see the 8-10s

[coolflame0]

yeah...it was unfortunate for my friend but fortunate for me cuz i ended up banging his girlfriend LOL

[SupaAbzyBall]

"a sober mans thought are a drunk mans thoughts". True say!

[FerociousAmbrosis]

lol when has alcohol not made me get with someone i didn't want to

[3bery]

Yes, her vagina was like a black hole, I could of fit my head in there. Never, ever again.

[plpamparius]

yeah, i cheated on my girl of over 4 years for the first time on a college trip. but in the long run it was for the better

[kodder]

nope never happened...

[Roushrsh]

As Charlie sheen said "Alcohol impairs your ability to make good decisions, we don't want you to lose that, we want her to."

[mikepronin]

Skyy its all bad when i was younger i banged a beast .... my friends tried to tell me not to but i was horny and drunk and didnt give a fuck... i woke up next to a whale but not only was she a whale she was fugly too i was so ashamed... my boys still give me hell about it now.... think before u drank lol

[bigbangwoii]

after my graduation we went to a club, man, there was this smoking hot mil man, boobs stacked ass bootylicious like kim kardashian,she was lie 40 yrs man, i didnt have the urge to go up to her but after about 7 drinks, man, i went up to her sarted jairating on her ass,,,,man it was soft and nice, we made it to second base and then she said that she was married, fuck.,,.if it wasnt for alcohol i would have never been able to do that.,.,thank you boose, uve saved me again

[kiekert2007]

oh my.. don't get me started.. alcohol brings out the devul in me!

[DSTLDN]

I had this sexy latina girl...like perfect....she wanted to fuck me but she wanted dates, and tbh... i couldnt be bothered (i can be lazy) so i handed her to one of my younger dudes and told him, go on 3 dates with her and you can smash. he did, she did, and thus, history is made.

[TheEIMM]

Dude just needs to step his dick game up or learn to switch back and forth between that and the tongue till he gets the job done

[kieth1993]

haha five dollar hoe...priceless

[MrMacGrungy]

Im so glad your frickin open about this kind of stuff John :D

[N1pp4l03]

3 months ago on a double night jam I got fucked out of my mind. Started off with R600. The equivalent of $75. Blew it all in the space of 12 hrs on booze. Mostly tequila. Mates say I made out with 3 girls. Increasingly worse looking as I am told by my more sober mates. Then there was this hot girl I started hooking up. I have no memory from there until I woke up outside the club in a car at sun rise. Lack of O2 from being crushed is what woke me... My mates now call me the WHALE hunter... FML...

[soulpiper]

Heyy skyy, what are those glass skulls in the background?

[Upchucka]

uuuhhh yeah, thats a stupid fcking question.

[Mudoh415]

About 27 times in Germany. That was a rough year.

[chainhang91]

Am I the only guy that alcohol seems to have the opposite affect, 10s become 5s

[dasporksword]

Anyone who gets their drunk on, has had a moment of "HOLLY SHIT" i hit dat nasty, fat, an ugly ass???,,, or any combination of the 3 ass

[gfsfg111]

Skyy, would you please think about changing the titles of your videos? It sounds like I'm watching porn...

[Eyenagel]

my first time was cuz of alcohol all i remember is puke on the floor and blood on the bed she was on her period and i rawdogged her god damn the smell..... 

[Ironside120]

god yes i did and i still get the heat because of it

[Playstation4Evar]

Lol, I don't drink myself, but it's fun to see my drunk ass friends make out with nasty chicks XD

[Jackrt100]

yes i got head down a alleyway with a married woman because of alcohol

[0warlock0]

yes... twice...

[jellofarmm]

Once, But I was 14

[oWatchforFUNo]

This one time at uni, tequila had me feeling like Jonah... stuck in a whale!

[alexpaviamusic]

HAHAHAHAHA First related video on the side is titled, "...and I'm a Mormon" HAHAHAHAHA

to much alchol had my in a 6 week relationship where fro the entire time i was