WWE Bloopers/Botches 32 - Batista is an Idiot (Batista forgets his lines)

[gunpowderchunmee]

wwe wrestlers are not actors.. they train their bodies their whole life.. then train 1 or 2 years in fcw then nxt and so on.. batista learned his lines .. then live it simply came to him "weapons?? well weapons.. shit.. are not only welcome.. fuck why are weapens welcome? after that match i'll need a new girlfriend"

[Chewyfied]

He could have salvaged that by saying encoutaged.

[jadon1082]

Batista: (reading over script) not only welcomed, their allowed. Who the hell would write this? Snitsky!

Snitsky: It wasn't my fault!

Batista: Creative team!

Creative team: Jericho wrote that line.

Batista: stupid Canadian.

Jericho: I'm from -

The Rock: It doesn't matter where your from!

[MrMG124]

@jadon1082 It matters that you can't spell.

[Lezzz56]

you suck batista

[TheOriginalBendejo]

"They're not only allowed... they're welcomed" is what he should've said

[danderrev712]

"Weapons, they are not only welcome, they're..... SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!"

Botch-tista

[wickybabu]

@danderrev712

hahahahahahahahaha

[bobbythelord]

"there not only welcome they're encouraged" is the general line

[straightedgeplayer]

i dont get it what is it in this vid did he say wrong? what was he supposed to say?

[Crybaby0ttant0tt0]

@straightedgeplayer It should have been the other way around:

"In the hell in a cell match, weapons are not only allowed, they're welcomed"

[heyheyscotty]

he could still punch you in the head with that huge cannons and probably put you in a coma

[kronz21]

batista may never have been talented but at least he gives you a good laugh with his screw ups lol

[gn0015]

Batista on the mic = Mike Adamle 2.0

[TheNemesis50]

I never understand what batista says xD

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

lol, they're not only allowed, they're welcomed, doesn't really make sense either

[thealchemist1111]

@PrimeTimeJokesta

Weapons are allowed. We welcome them! Bring as many weapons as you wish. We would rather have too many weapons than none at all.

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@thealchemist1111 Agreed, lol!

[thealchemist1111]

@PrimeTimeJokesta ;) I'm glad I could help. Neil Armstrong flubbed the most famous quote of modern times. It was supposed to be "one small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind". Speaking of which, Mankind was the best on the mic!, Batista and Ultimate Warrior likely the worst lol

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@thealchemist1111 agreed. I think Rock, Y2J & Piper were great on the mic as well.

[dru713281]

@thealchemist1111 i shall comdem with you all of the warriors or virtue you have forsaken thy into my mind and my powweerrrrr will shine brightt like the sunnn and alll you will hear is the spirits ohh phhhff phfff oooo pfff f the spirits will find you and strike fear into the very name of the lord hulk hogan the warriors will live in infamy to the shadows of communist tyrranny we will fight hulk fight and be lost in the mind of the mindless freaks of society i have and will find you warriorssss

[jeffhardynextwweman2]

LOL totally forget his line just imprevise u idiot

[beiberfever06]

hhahahah midget mania sucks

[CanadianRandom]

hahahahahaha

[Tyme4Cryme]

So you mean to tell me, that not only I can bring my weapon in, but I can also bring in my weapons?!?!?!?! You blew my mind Batista

[sam61133]

well its okay for Batista coz animals don't go to school lmao

[MegaFincham]

wats all this shit with encouraged not once does he say that he says welcomed......

[MegaFincham]

wats all this shit with encouraged not once doe he say that he says welcomed......

[1d2i3a4b5l6o]

That was a normal pause even The Rock had pauses like that and one day when you talk in front of people. You to will have pauses similar to that without even noticing. Besides Batista can't help it if he sucks on the mic some are people are good some are not.

[locolops]

@1d2i3a4b5l6o he had the words the wrong way around...i think.

[1d2i3a4b5l6o]

@locolops You know you might be right it does sound better if Batista would have used allowed before welcomed. Either you cut it his lines.........................­...................still sucked just my opinion though.

[Seikko]

@1d2i3a4b5l6o The botck is not the pause here... Just to say.

[keithealy]

batista was the absaloute worst talker in history of wrestling

[1d2i3a4b5l6o]

@keithealy Defiantly not I don't know how long you have been watching wrestling, but there were worst people on the mic.

[keithealy]

@1d2i3a4b5l6o well ya i know i was was just exzagerating i tend to that a lot,no hes not the worst EVER but he is definatly bad

[undertakerfreak1127]

@keithealy I think Lashley and Lesnar get that crown.

[mylusernameslJustin]

your a dumbass he was making a pause in his speech to create a more dramatic statement!! He didnt forget his lines! This video should be taken down

[keithealy]

@mylusernameslJustin no its that the rules arent only encouraged (long pause) there allowed thats the fuck up cause encouraged is more dramatic than allowed and he forgot what to say so he just said that

[TheBullet204]

That is not a blooper/botch.



[TheThanasis13]

He forgot not to tell about that

[clayp72]

Batista is a botch.

[pitythefool87]

he need lessons on sentence building...few months of  tuitions wouldnt hurt.

[isomjarz]

i want to stick my 11inch penis inside batista

[OneCapsule]

Wasn't a blooper or botch.

[cdmnumber3fan]

@OneCapsule He said that weapons are welcome and allowed, which is basically the same thing. It's like me saying "I don't just have a car, I have a vehicle". What he probably meant to say was "Weapons aren't just welcome, they're encouraged".

[SouthOx]

@cdmnumber3fan yeah thats the line saying I think he meant to say, but goofed. they cut some other stuff out though. After that line he says " and weapons don't only hurt...they cause pain" xD

[BBFalconShot]

@OneCapsule Of course it was. In theory he just said "weapons aren't just welcome, you can bring them." it doesn't make any sense.

[TheRockLegend85]

WAIT! weapons are legal and allowed WOW!

[Sanguiluna]

This wasn't just an epic fail...it was a botch.

[jajye29]

maybe he should say:weapons are not only allowed,they are welcome ! !

[Sweetchinfrogsplash]

Wasnt a botch

[MarcZERO1980]

I'd say he was supposed to say "wepons are not only allowed, but they're welcomed."

makes more sence that way round.

[carloslevett]

i'm an actor and i know that wasn't a botch....he paused for dramatic effect

[warlockmetal1]

@carloslevett Nope. He botched. Thats like saying "This is my home where I sleep...and rest." He said the same thing twice. It woulda made sense if he paused for effect, but he would have to say something dramatic too.

[Guysers]

Shouldn't it be the other way around? They're not only allowed, they're welcomed? Makes more sense.

[killer1177]

Yea u can tell during the pause Batista knew he messed up his line, he even gave a slight chuckle and then monotonously said, "they're allowed".

[29ddboy]

When did this happen?

[PalerLaze]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!

[86Stooy]

I don't know if it's a botch or just Batista's terrible mic skills cause he was bad on the mic

[MegaTobins98]

@86Stooy

no it was a botch....they said it on a wwe dvd

[EdG3theBEST]

The uploading of this video ia s botch..

[runtcm]

His promo is lame but not a botch. You posting this video and having to explain to everyone why this is a botch is actually a botch!

[MrSamWeaver]

not a botch 

[MrFrazzle1990]

weapons are not only welcome, but they dont hold grudges

[kbeatz20]

@MrFrazzle1990 LOL. That never gets old. Basketballs and grudges will follow him around for a long time

[UNDERTAKERTHEPHENOM]

@MrFrazzle1990 weapons are from Winnipeg you idiot.....;)

[epicgb]

you fools it should be weapons are not only allowed... they're welcome

[mariamannion]

he neva forgot his lines u retards

[tebe2k]

This sucks. I hate Batista and was hoping to laugh at him. Instead I have to laugh at myself for falling for this poor video. This is such a small slip-up.

[funny3696]

If wrestlers are given a script then what does it mean when people say they have good mix skills?

[tebe2k]

@funny3696 The delivery of the script and the fans reactions would determine if they have good mic skills, just like an actor. Comedians are given scripts, but that doesn't make them all good comedians. Plus if they are given a script it's pretty impressive to me that they are able to do a ten minute dialogue each week.

[TheSeanAlfe]

@funny3696 Basically it means they don't do stuff like this. (Also they don't read their lines flat and they can improvise if need be)

[xmileena]

he was supposed to say "weapons are not only allowed, they're welcome"

[GoldenJumper572]

Sorry but where is the blooper?

[lloyd011721]

@MidgetmaniaRIP nah, i think he played it off nicely. you could argue that the pause was intentional. but i will agree if youd say that the botch was him slipping at the begining of the vid, but thats minor

[hmdhmd8]

@MidgetmaniaRIP no he pause it becoz its apart of acting

[theothersituation]

@MidgetmaniaRIP thats called dramatic tention not a blooper

[Omar13Z]

@MidgetmaniaRIP To me the blooper would be him not saying the line right. I think it should be "Weapons are not only allowed... they're welcome" Makes more sense cos why would you say something is welcomed and then say it's allowed. When something's welcomed it's pretty much allowed already... And I think that pause was to add dramatic affect to the situation.

[Henkeboy1991]

@MidgetmaniaRIP no he made a pause cus thats what u do when ur holding a speach!and since u didnt no that i would love to see u talk in that ring lmao

[veiledvulture]

@Henkeboy1991 idiot he said it the wrong way...the line shud have been that weapons are not only allowed, they're welcome

[OCcrazy1]

@MidgetmaniaRIP no its not he didn't 4got he just pause as people were guessing what he would say

[OCcrazy1]

@MidgetmaniaRIP no he clearly didn't its acting it not just saying your lines lines its how u say it

[porygonman]

@MidgetmaniaRIP he didnt forget his line he paused like undertaker says "rest in............Peeeeeaaace" or CSI

[stevecolens]

@MidgetmaniaRIP I agree with them. That wasn't a botch, he meant to do that. So you may never pause or else it is consider a botch? Even great orator like Hitler make pauses between his speech.

[rko4lyfe23]

@MidgetmaniaRIP naaa no blooper here

[TheJJStrife]

Hey. I don't like Batista, but even I think that might have been intentional.

[wwelfcfan94]

@MidgetmaniaRIP It should have been "Weapons are not only welcome," *pause, looks around*, "They are encouraged" but good ol' Dave mucked up once again!

[warriorofwrestlingv3]

@OCcrazy1 The line should have been 'Weapons are not only allowed... They're welcomed'



[vincentrich]

@OCcrazy1

Yeah. He forgot and botched the line.

"...where weapons are not only welcomed......they're allowed." What the fxck does that mean?

Doesn't being "welcomed" imply that they're "allowed?" Either he forgot his script, or he did a shxtty job of coming up with his own speech.

[OCcrazy1]

@vincentrich its a well know saying

[jsvkia1]

@OCcrazy1 no, he had it backwards, not only are weapons ALLOWED, they are WELCOME is how he was SUPPOSED to say it

[wallywest]

@OCcrazy1 no what he meant to say was, "Weapons are not only allowed....they're welcomed" It's like no shit they're allowed if they're welcomed, Botchtista.

[veiledvulture]

@wallywest welcomed????? XD

[wallywest]

@veiledvulture yup

[wallywest]

@veiledvulture yeah i'm not really sure on this. I say welcome when speaking but wouldn't it be welcomed? not sure on this one. If you know what's correct then do what you gotta do, bro.

[veiledvulture]

@wallywest welcomed would have been correct if it was used as a verb..not here.. :)

here it should be they're welcome

[Dragon7F1]

@OCcrazy1 He stoped because he realized he had fucked up the speech

[jl4815162342]

@GoldenJumper572 you are an idiot!

[GoldenJumper572]

But what hell did he say?????????????????

[138Babykiller]

@GoldenJumper572 He said "Weapons are not only welcome, they're allowed."

Haha, his mic skills where terrible XD

[SaveusOrton1122]

@138Babykiller were*

Fucking retard.

[RommyTDW93]

what is that at your video desc. copyright ... bla bla bla... what that for?

[Proooon]

Batista disliked this video

[YesilToklu92]

Thumbs Up!

[Fuzzypanda110]

WWE is just a play with violence... Kinda lame.

[dude075wm]

batista should never hold a mic..he has no mic skills...

[TombstoneVideos013]

@JESSE75946 WWE is all about entertainment, you fool. Mic skills do have a lot to do with that. If you really are watching wrestling just for the matches, you're stupid. In order to build up a great match, mic skills are a must because without it, you don't get epic promos, you don't get big hype-ups wich are extremely needed to build up a match. If those factors leave, you might as well watch MMA.

[leviathan3k2000]

they're important but not always neccessary. You can tell a great story in a match but guys aren't often given time to do so. But to say you're stupid if you watch it just for the wrestling is ignorant because a lot of people do that. That is the only reason to watch TNA for example (otherwise they're awful). I don't care for a lot of guys in WWE's characters and stories but I sure will watch them work a match. Some of them are good all around but not as good as guys from back in the day. I

[TombstoneVideos013]

@leviathan3k2000 Everyone has their own way of looking at wrestling. You might find the matches more important, but 5 star matches can only occur if the wrestlers have a good chemistry and chemistry is build by good buildups and promos.

Example: Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania. Great buildup, result of that is a great match, a match wich told a story.

[bertudngputik1234556]

@TombstoneVideos013 i strongly agree..

[chrisninety1]

@TombstoneVideos013 I don't think that's necessarily true as an absolute rule - when Ric Flair and Ricky Steamboat had their classic series of 5* matches in 1989, there was very little in the way of build ups and promos (Steamboat returned to the NWA in a tag match and beat Flair, and that was about it until their first match), though I would agree in that they help an awful, awful lot.

[bamskull]

botchtista

[ZigZag4Ziggler]

not botch... it actually does make sense... coz weapons r allways welcome. but never allowed (except that match... sori didnt watch match, just this but it still maxe sense)

[meyer02]

did you know that batista was the women's champion

[HorrorFuckShitAss]

Batista is SOOOO BORING...

[DarkGuitarKid]

FUCK THIS IS FUCKINY FUNNY HHAHAHAHA

[4lyfemexican]

The fuck!?!??

[Chewyfied]

I remember this, I was drunk and it made sense to me but our kid assures me he had it the wrong way round.

[Simplyphenomenal07]

he was awesome when he went heel!

[Frantyx]

@Simplyphenomenal07 well when he was heel back from '03-'05

[JerkingBallers]

' Weapons are not only welcome, they're aloud. ' LOL.

[PSmith5194681153]

@JerkingBallers In this context, it would be spelled "allowed."

[KarinMikazuki]

that was painfully aweful

[DeathlyHardy]

Batista is by far one of the worst people of PG Era..

[chayo2chanel]

hahahah Batista