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  • yo mom is so fat that she drives a spandex car!! :-} =D

  • other guy

  • The other guy WINNES

  • that was so funny that my mom did watch lok me up

  • yo mama so ugly tht i took her to a haunted house and she came out wit a job application

  • yo mamma so old when she breast feed the milk to dry all that comes out in dry milk

  • The other guy

  • yo mamma is so stupid that she got randover by a parked car

  • i did hu. srry my bad:)

  • yo mama so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.

  • both are very garbage

  • Your moma is so getto me she breast feeds JUICE Comes out!!xD

  • your mama is so stupid she sells her car for petrol money, vote if u get the joke

  • neither they both sucked like really bad dislike. spot the M NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  • this is soo stuped!! get a life pinche nacos!!!!

  • this is sooo stuped!!!get a life pinche nacos!!!!

  • @iriilimio you spelled stupid wrong

    

  • The other guy

  • ugly on 2

    

  • yo mama is so ugly when she looked through the widow she got arrested for mooning!

    yo mama is so when i took her to my computer i got a virus

  • this video suks but im a beast in yomama jokes

  • the oher guy

  • Other guy o think

  • no one

    

  • yo so ugly wait both those gus are so ugly that the burned my eyes 

  • the other guy

  • yo mamma so fat and stupid she went grocery shoping for the candy and slim jims at the checkout of a home depot

  • the other guy

    

  • This is horrible

  • i vote for the other guy

    

  • I like monika at the end

  • The other guy

  • There was this guy who was helping his wife set up a computer password and he typed " MY PENIS" when his wife fell on the floor laughing cause it said... "(ERROR NOT LONG ENOUGH)"lol

  • wetbags

  • all are stuip

  • yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

    yo mama is so ugly she made the devil go back church

  • Monikka

  • bull shit

  • thsis vid is a fail

  • Stupid

  • Bull shit

  • The other guy but the jokes kinda suck like if u agree

  • YOU suck neither 1 of u are good at yo mama jokes ........ Yo mama is so fat when she sat on Walmart she lowered the prices

  • here is one yo mama is so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck

  • Yo Mama So Stupid She Tried To Climb Mt. Dew! Yo Mama So Ugly She Looked At The Concrete And Its Cracked! Ohhhhh Yo Mama So Fat When She Sat On Walmart She Lowered The Prices!!!! Yo Mama So Stupid She Put Her Face In A Book To Make Facebook!!!! Ohhhh!!!! Yo Mama So Stupid When My Friend Told Me She Was Getting A New Laptop Yo Mama Said Go To McDonalds There Selling Mac For $10

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  • yo mama is so ugly she tried to entere an ugly contest but they told her (no profesionals) :).........................yo mama is soooo stupid she tried puting m&ms on abc..ordere :)

    the other guy

  • idk wat yall talkin bout monikka won 4 sure... yo mama so ghetto her breastmilk is koolaid

  • yomama so stupid she climbed over a clear wall just to see what was on the other side

  • the other guy 4 shure

  • yo momma so stupid she steals free sample yo momma so stupid when she got batteries put up her butt ans said i got the power

  • other guy yo mama so fat when i took her to the zoo the zookeeper said thanks for bringing her back

  • yo mamma is so old in high school there was no history class ooooohhhhhhh, yo mamma is so fat shes worldwide oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhh, yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle oooooooohhhh,yo mamma is so ugly shes the reason why Waldo is hiding

  • whats the other guy name i forgot it you know the guy oh oh oh his name is the other girl

  • the other guy LOL

  • the other guy =P

  • The other guy

  • that is real funny

  • I though Monika Won, But then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • the other guy

  • yo mama i so fat the zoo kepper thought she was a hippo and kept her at the cage

  • the other guy wins hands down

  • yuu MAMA su OOGLY!!

  • LMFAO 

  • other guy and your jokes suck also your mamma so old her birthsatifacit says expiride

  • Horrible jokes ballsika The other guy totally one

  • other guy wins

    

  • these fucking suck bro

  • Oh ya you mama so stuped that she was thing hur balls wher pumkins and carved it out

  • THE OTHER GUY!

  • The other guy

  • i got a joke for ya yo mama so stupid she made those horrible jokes

  • fags

  • this sucks a lot iv never herd any thing like this it almost made me puke

  • all jokes lol

  • Jajajaja To Protect Tha Mexican Border

  • the other guy lol

  • the other guy

    

  • monika

  • the other guy:)

  • is monika goth? lmao

  • the other guy

  • yo momma is so stupid when she walked into a grocery store and thought it was a 24 7 buffet

  • the other guy

  • the other guy

  • yeahh the other guy hella nice lol

  • THE OTHER GUY BIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TIME

  • stupid viedo

  • that shit sucked

    

  • yo mama so fat not even dora can explore her

  • monika

  • the other guy

    wtf

  • They suck ballz

  • The Other Guy

  • yo mama is so poor when she was kicking a can down the street when somebody walked up to her they asked why are you kicking a can she said im not im moving

  • yo mama so fat it takes 5million guy to have sex with her

    

  • the other guy was alot better

    

  • the other guy

  • yo mama so stupid she thought facebook was a book

  • i think the other guy won like this comment if you agree

  • nether

    

  • yo mam is so ugly that when she joined my space everyone went to Facebook

    ooooooooooooooo

  • GO MONNIKA

    

  • Yo mama is so pervered when she found out that winne the poo has no pants she got a boner

  • the other guy

    

  • yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

  • you mama is soo poor that she cnat even pay attention

  • monikka

  • Monikka

  • The other guy

  • Yo mamas so fat her picture was heavy.

  • that guy

  • yo mamao dumb she likes you hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • yo mama's so ugly when ET saw her he covered his eyes and said oouuch!

  • The other guy

  • waaaaaaack

  • yo mama's ass is so big when she sits down she's three inches taller

    yo mama's do stupid she drowned in the mexican wave

    what now biotch

  • Yo I fked yo momma

  • both y'all mamas so fat when she turned around they threw a welcome back party

    y'all suck

  • I would say the other guys wins

  • Your mama so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

    Your mama is so ugly she make the onions cry!

    Your mama is so dumb she thought that taco bell was a mexican phone company!

    Your mama is so fat when she jumped she caused an earthquake to Haiti!

    Your mama is so stupid she tripped into a wirless phone!

    I have lots more!

    I bet you $100 dollars I can beat you both!

  • @animefan101ist

    Your mamma is so black that when some guy shot her the bullet said can i have a flashlight! Haha and yours are pretty good too

  • @misdyrivas1 Nice joke, and thanks.

  • da oder guy

  • the other guy

  • other guy

  • you momma s ostupid she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it and said "yo n*g*a stop that f'ing twinkie"

  • yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone

    yo mama so fat she broke a branch of the family tree

    yo mama so stupid she put a microwave burrito in the oven

    yo mama so poor she made it rain

    yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired

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  • the other guy one

    

  • monica is so funny

  • yo mama so fat when she saw a school bus rolling down the street she said stop that twinkie

  • Yo mama so greesey she uses bacon for bandaids

  • this is for the other guy yo mama so ugly she went to a ugly contest and the judges said sorry we don't take pros this is for monnika yo mama so hairy she has afros in her nipples

  • GAYYYYY

  • yo mama so fat that she got baptized at miami sea quarium

  • yo mama so ugly when she was walked down the street a man said dag it can't be Halloween already

  • yo mama is so greecy her pimples slid of her face

  • yo mama is so poor she went to mcdonels and got a milkshake on layaway

  • your mom is so dum she tried to drown a fish

  • oh i got oe umm yo mama so skiy that when she hoolahoops she uses a chiryo

  • yo mama is so ugly when she looked at her window she got arrested for mooning

  • yo mama so stupid she tried to put the m&ms in ABC order

  • your so ugly your birth certifict was a sorry letter

  • @bestsoccerplayer14 now thats funny

  • yo mama so stupid she went to xbox LIVE.

  • yo mama is so ugly Bob The Builder said "we can't fix that"!

  • yo mama is so fat she tryed out for the play indiana jones and she made the part as

    the bolder.

  • These guys are so ugly they can make blind kids cry

  • The other guy

  • Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code

  • I think monikka was better

  • Yo mama is so fat she even has a song about her family: "WE ARE FAMILY, BURGER KING, MCDONALD AND ME" yo mama is so fat and white when she went to the aquarium the whales started singing:" WE ARE FAMILY EVEN IF YOUR BIGGER THAN ME." Yo mama is so fat when she went to universal studios people mistook her for the Kool Aid guy... Beat that!

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  • Yo mama i so fat when she farts people think its global warming

  • Yo mamas so fat she dosent need a website because she already is World Wide!

  • the other guy

  • the other guy!

  • the other guy is funny

  • THE OTHER GUY

  • yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale her phone number showed up.

    and what you got to say about that.

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  • the other guy

  • have you noticed she keeps snappin her lips on every joke?!

  • yuh

  • u guys are soo stupid u made these stipid videoes

  • The other guy

  • yo mumma so dumb she dont know what a joke is !!

  • yo mumma so poor she made a g-mail account just so she could eat the spam!!!

    

  • yo mumma so poor when she herd of the last supper she thought she ran out of

    food stamps !!!

  • MONIKA

  • Yo mamma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the curb.

  • The other guy.

  • The other guy

  • Yo mama's so short she jumped off the curb and died...

  • other guy

  • OTHER GUY