THE MOST AMAZING TABLE EVER

[JonFFavale]

Good table to fuck her on

[sidehop]

Here kitty kitty....here kitty WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thatoneguytotheleft]

Matching tablecloth?

[666Armares666]

Optimus prime as table :o



[TheDollhouseMuseum]

Stunning! Where can I see this table in person? -- Lori Kagan-Moore, Director, The Great American Dollhouse Museum

[oOMrnobodyOo]

I would absolutely hate to move that table

[GuacamoleKun]

Watch your fingers!!

[BrendanSmith18]

But will it blend?

[MultiCrawler1]

Coool but now how are u going to get the stuff in the middle

[Shaidyn]

You idiots, this video is older than the internet. The quality was great for the time.

[TheLemonLily]

filmed with a toaster

[punkhotfairy]

@GlowingSurge246 Lol

[GlowingSurge246]

*buys table* *puts it in kitchen* Me: ... *5mins later* Me: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ RAAAARRGHHH TABLE Y U NO WORK

[TheHabuma]

she can do it the whole day...

[Aae2220]

To the person who said this is pointless. Its awesome. Closed for when its just for your family. Open when you have family gatherings such as Thanksgiving and Christmas!

[TheMicho1983]

@Aae2220 lol i thought u said gangbangs...read it wayyyyy to fast

[kcetconsulting]

Does any one know the manufacturer of this?????? I want one!

[keeponfda]

So easy a woman can do it.

[thatmetalguy85]

wow awesome! does she come with the table too?

[Q2SEEDSMAN]

Epic table, shit camera.



[rriverstone1]

free fingerectomies with every purchase!

[gphhawkins]

This thing is the greatest ive ever seen

[homfencing]

Very nice engineering.

[otruwarrioro]

this is how the rich waste our money

[Kevin7557]

What is the name of this table and where can we get one?

[stupidgenius107]

Watch your fingers.

[stickybelvedere]

awesome. even a woman can do it.

[sapphirejynx]

Yes..But does it blend?! That is the Question.

[elwood180]

Fucking pointless.

[23HAMSANDWICH]

its james hetfield!

[leirgauk]

do it ONE MORE TIME FOR THE WORLD!!!!

[yohanbab]

its cheap only 90 000$.

[505mesngr]

i would hate to get my fingers caught in that thing

[frostyh81]

Dear santa. . .

[tabithamoniq]

Now let's see it with stuff on the table.

[stupdido8376]

She just spin it back and forth... It has two positions... Cool but not amazing

[squeekieballs]

Some brilliant engineer on alot of drugs... I'll take two

[Metallica031194]

i am the table

[Castigar2000]

If I had one of these, I'd never put anything on it because I'd constantly be fucking with the settings all the time.

[TK42138]

It's a techno table. All I need now is a white cat and large almost extinct volcano. Mmmmwahahah...

[efevardar]

but will it blend ?

[azpklpppa]

now that is a cool azz table

[thekoalak]

This gotta be really havy and expensive ....

[Brownbagit1]

It's called the DB Fletcher capstan table. He has a website and he only makes a few a year to order. The website says they usually cost in the tens of thousands of pounds. It actually sounds like he's trying to discourage people from wanting them

[0966433800]

this got to be very expensive =S

[Mcjessy5]

Intended for youspamtard. You are a fucking moron. The perpose it serves is that you can now have an adjustable self-contained circular table. Instead of the traditional rectangle with inserts, or the square with pop up wings. It's clever in so many more ways than you. Why don't you stop trying to sound like a genius, because it just makes you sound more stupid.

[M3TALLICAfan100]

DEVON!!! GET THE TRANSFORMING TABLE!!!

[ShatteredWholeness]

wants

[shadow1591000]

i want a fock on my table , everybody want a fock

[sphericalwjr08800]

Has anyone ever actually found this exact same table, i see a lot of people pointing directions where to look but i can't seem to find it anywhere, has anyone actually found it???

Please send me an email if you've truly found it, thank you so much!

William~**

[GodSkul]

Amazing sphincter table

[YouSpamTard]

what purpose does it serve, and the engineering, eventual will ware out, it can only be a lobe shape that moves the mechanism, so what, what good is the damn thing, a car has a cam shaft that works the same way, but the idea here also incorporates wedges, so this idea is very clever in a way, a single way

[PDFileKyle]

@YouSpamTard

if you know so much about this table, then you should go make them, so I can have one, and not have to pay $35,000

[mistahbtheoryz]

Quality!

[fairsaint]

very good

[Caige]

Obviously the handy work of a sorcerer....

[NDNtatonka]

Id tap that ass.

[reaper9997]

dare you to put your finger in it

[Friendlypup45]

omg



[ZebraErlbeck]

Tablebots!.... transform!

[DuckIsHere]

I would hate to get my fingers caught In that..

[alfonsovasquezvalle]

Iam more interested what's underneath her skirt gigity

[mau571]

If the bitch is included then I'll buy it

[mattygunit86]

Very cool but I got the idea the first time I dont think 12 times is necessary for me to undestand it gets bigger and smaller...

[MrNarcko]

mindfucked

[Chaarl2011]

Amazng!

[FingersOfAndrew]

It looks like it could eat my children...

[wildebeats]

Search this: Cunard Cabinet by Waters & Acland AMAZING!!!

[wildebeats]

Search this: Cunard Cabinet by Waters & Acland AMAZING!!!

[BrynxEchoes]

If your hand got caught in this table...

[DarkJon64]

Perfect for all those situations where 6 more guests show up with only 8 seconds notice!

[1NX9]

I wonder how old thsi video was?

[1NX9]

I wonder how old thsi video was?

[jeepers2655]

clean the food from the cracks on that!........LOL.......I bet it weighs a ton.

[ExesAndOwes]

Ah man their using my homing beacon as a table now??? Wth.

[biggyshack]

How the hell did I end up on this video?

[B055C0E]

at first i was like "oh yep it splits into two" than I was like "WTF..."

[joztomarti]

nice girl !!!

[SnoobYHD]

If it was kid safe it would be better

[mb1467]

Watch out its a decepticon!

[Skate2bate]

They need one of those for big brother, that morphs into several different sizes

[derrick230102]

shat bricks

[ARjameshF21]

 go from knights of the round table meeting to poker night in 1 simple step

[cuddlesandhugs]

That things either an autobot or a decepticon.

[mikadimike]

price: $ 90.000

[SmashedBones]

@mikadimike Damn, I'd pay $90 for that table.

[foolhunter88]

stumbled!



[MitchDesousa]

Person asks: Why are there cracks in your table?

Me: BECAUSE MY TABLE IS AWESOME!!!! *then makes the table grow...*

[ahachie]

a big table gets slightly bigger.... whoa. I can go thru life now, knowing i have seen a table get slightly bigger.... lucky me.

[I3L4NK]

@ahachie I don't understand... Do you gain some sort of undeserved sense of pride from your smugness? Obviously it took time, creativity, hard work, and ingenuity to come up with and implicate this design. Being senselessly arrogant doesn't make you cool, it just makes you an ass.

[ahachie]

@I3L4NK Hey, it worked for you....

[chris7toronto]

Freaking sweet

[alexbongo1]

omfg that is incredible!!! Lol joke... distinctly average.

[romanianskill]

that's a shit table

[BDET89]

I gotta get me one of those babies

[pitbike2006]

put a cat in the middle of the table..

[aussiexlguy]

Brilliant

[fmgray4]

It's a decepticon!

[bluepearlgirl]

this table's craftsmanship is INCREDIBLE!! what a master woodworker and innovative artist. I would be proud to be the creator of this amazing table. WOW. Bravo

[treacheryofboredom]

TRANSFORM!!

[SuperOwens23]

it needs at least a third adjustment to it..it goes from big to even bigger...hmm

[InternetAddict2012]

You could totally put this table in a movie like saw and it would be brutal.. pretty sick table though. : D

[2010bigleo]

Wait till a finger gets caught up in there

[royerthedestroyer1]

the tags made me laugh lol

[ifartinurdirection1]

nice i want one(female to plz :D)

[icy8000]

does ti come with sexy lady next to table?

[Loldog1000]

Table 1 : Finger 0 ... If you ain't careful.

[starrychloe]

The Hellraiser table.

[mwaarhieadm]

it takes alot of space in our tiny homes... and the idea has been around forever with the square tables that fold up .. nothing special..

[GhettoVaquero]

@mwaarhieadm HATER!!!! LOL

[3pleblow]

OMG.. Its a decpticon pretending to be a table....XD

[xxxTYGRYSEXxxx]

Chcę taki w salonie !

[outbackcat]

she had a dick till she started playing with the table.

[amurican35]

pmsl

[globox12345]

cool but dangerous

[KennyParkz]

its really cool and everything.. but whats the point of it? i mean it gets like 10cm bigger and small in circumference

[yunaas101]

how much does it cost

[ludbamuyak]

HAHA i was thinking the same thing!! Hi5!

[WildPilot300]

Wat would you need that for anyway, that's probbably a waste of atleast 5 yrs and atleast £5,000.

[WildPilot300]

Just think about the time it would take to create and engineer that. If it broke, could u get it repaired? I dnt thnk so. Lol

[Truebluecfc1983]

I was thinking the same thing , why have they got some boney ass chick struggling to do it

[stewnta]

I could see waiting in the hall for a meeting and hearing "AHHHHHH SHITTT FUCKK BALLS" cause it pinched the shit out of the frail lil receptionist who has to spin in out to it's larger form LOL!!! The table almost put her on her ass

[lostchild187]

if you open it too fast

it will open up the space time continuum

XD

[adman4993]

@lostchild187 hahaha!!

[hazza940]

wooo i have one

[videofabriken]

@fabidesu i would thats my mum dude ...

[coaxialgyro]

Can you lean on it ?, sit, sleep, fart

[willsilasdakin92]

if only you didnt have to do it by hand

[SimulacronX]

Oooh.. looks like you could get pinched, dangerous.

[OnlyMe040]

looks really expensive

[pickfender1]

unlike your mum, who is extremely cheap.

$2 an hour i hear

[xela208ksa]

yeah...put her on the table...!!!

[pickfender1]

put your mum on the table imo

[shaunimiya]

where can i get one of these?

[godfearer626]

How about making it automatic instead of manual...via remote.

[okuma0kuma]

watch those fingers ouch

[UNKNOWEN786]

put her on the table lol

[nevla]

she makes it look hard

[macwanskater]

i predict painfil pinches

[heathinv]

That would be a problem to clean.

[JimboPeacock]

Can't work out how this works because the circumfrence of the table when it's small doesn't match the circumfrence of the table when morphed in to the larger one.

[zia747]

pieces from below add to the circumference.

[thewakster]

Holy, that's sweet!

[hansenhunt1]

JUST imagine your in the center of the table while turning it ....OUCH!!!!

[mdivinc]

Who ever built it is an AMAZING CRAFTSMAN!

[FreshLevel1000001]

can i here ane milliom dollar table haha

[n0Gain]

works well

[MrBoneBlack]

Nice video. Oh yeah, it had a table too! :P

[docmart71]

it is, in fact, a self cutting pizza ( with a very fibrous taste)

[Willwec828]

Ye ha

[JoshyNapalm]

That's alot of work though, needs to be button operated, I'm not doing this everytime I want my dinner table to be a stripper table.

[RelRael]

I need one. NOW.

[rivertreecat]

Do not operate while drinking ice beer!

[sparxx23]

Looks like a giant self cutting Pizza

[nocturnarboreal]

she's sexy, i gotta table she can turn

[iluvmyjill]

IT IS A FUCKIN TABLE

[Hyperkoala1]

awesome i want one!

[MrLeTomi]

i this that worth $10,000

[MarkDrumsThatToon]

what???

[RomaniaTricolor]

Holy wood! Awesome!

[genio0417]

a lil kid can lose his hands there

[sharmainsan]

yup. plus it looks like heavy wood.

[dalle211]

Its a veneer table.

[Eilavesch]

I heard those guys have selling contracts with the Death Star.

[Impozyble]

It must be so funny to get trapped a finger in this table...