Dylan Moran - French Skit (Monster)

[3rinSimone]

Get something for breakfast I’m starVING :D

[PasDideeDePseudo]

Could someone explain the "Eurotrash" bit please? 3:28

[Cherinbrook]

@PasDideeDePseudo sort of like wandering hippies...who develop a mixed accent because they're always traveling ...like backpackers..

[PasDideeDePseudo]

@Cherinbrook Thank you!

[portishphonic]

''Come on you know you want it'' That cracks me up every time.

[postothes]

actually a roomate dated a French and yes he went to the kitchen in the middle of the night naked from the waist down.... x)

[AuxaneD]

He's actually very French looking there haha (physically, and in terms of attitude), very Gainsbourg-ish, old shirt, scruffy look, smoking away on stage, very nonchalent...

[csgrambauer2]

Wow so many girls are crazy about this guy! I wish I had his looks then cause at school all I ever got was rejection from the girls I liked. Lol. Oh well... :D

[theand123]

@csgrambauer2

it's not his looks, it's his personality that makes him sexy.

It's your personality that is getting you rejected. soz bro.



[csgrambauer2]

@theand123 No according to many girls I knew, it wasn't my personality they didn't like (they actually said I was 'sweet' and 'nice' and 'very romantic') but my looks. Apparently I wasn't 'handsome' enough for them. :/

[TheSorrow1O1]

@theand123

Jeez who the hell do you think you are ?!

[chocolateitaly]

why are anglish people so obsessed by the french?

[splattertwat]

@chocolateitaly because they were at war with each other for 700 years and have a very tightly knit history, it goes the other way too. In any case Dylan Moran is Irish, not "Anglish" and is talking of the Americans' attitude towards the French in this performance.

[chocolateitaly]

@splattertwat haha it's true I said 'anglish'... what an unfortunate typo... anyway yes sir "splatterwat", you are right, Dylan Moran is Irish and the performance was visibly about the Americans' attitude towards the French. Tap yourself on the back.

[splattertwat]

@chocolateitaly I'd rather tap you in the face with my raging hard boner.

[kombiman1986]

@chocolateitaly about 2000 years of wars, colonisation and cultural co---- oh sod it, you won't get it.

[MasseyKY]

nakidity!!!!

[ashtonhowley]

He's a sweet scorpio ....

[PaintSniffer07]

Does anyone else think of Tommy Wiseau from The Room when he does that accent?

[MsHelen23]

He is a god to me? and i want him.....is that wrong?

[MsMystica5]

He is SO HOT! I just want to jump his bones! Geeez...somebody stop me!

[mamuumi]

Letś make love instead of eating ... yeahh baby

[Jasminebeeful]

Come on you know you want it...:P

[666satanification666]

I love it when you can tell comedians are on stage and just having a bit of fun as well as doing their "job". Makes the comedy so much more real.

[Zoe0717]

Naked from the waist down...to emphasize their nakedity. Hahaha

[thekrakenism]

I don't know, I'm Euro-trash SHATAAAAAP!!!!!

[Jasminebeeful]

He´s so sexy.

[DigitalGhost94]

on wikipedia it said that there was a monster 1 and a monster 2 but i've only seen this version on DVD, i'm quite confused.

[lazarillolaza]

smoking a gauloise inside of gitan ;DDDD

[thekrakenism]

why am i 99.9% sure he's talking about a french gay male couple?

[DigitalGhost94]

@thekrakenism because he's good at his job and doesn't need to say anything out right to get his point across he he.

[thekrakenism]

@DigitalGhost94 Why? did he mean for them to be a gay couple? I mean there are women who could be recruited for war it's not a problem LMFAO xD

[ShedNinja]

"Cheese eating surrender monkeys" lololololol :D bahahahahaha

[SheerKhan1000]

LOL why do we have to talk f*cking english!

[mendebone]

I'm from the People's Republic of Scrivonia and I still love this skit.

[darkprose]

"Cheese-eating surrender monkeys" is a line from The Simpsons. Classic line. It's taken on a life of its own now.

[laurajoybubbles]

I dunno I'm eurotrash Shut Up! lol!!

[bluesboy25000]

As an American(and an ex Republica) I find his tirade against Donald Rumsfeld and the neocons awesome and refreshing. I apologize to my European friends for the pile of garbage my country's last President left behind

[sara1997x]

he is sooooooooooo hot lol xx

[LordHadesPluto]

Moran has been my favorite ever since I started watching Black Books he is such a laugh!!!

[oirish71]

I love the way he realises how bad his accent is at the end, german to french and everything in between.

[TonyBtheEG]

Nice.

[HarrisonRocks]

Mmmmmmm delicious radiator

[MorbidHybrid]

This bloke is THE surrealist comedian.

[HomegirlOfJezu]

LMAO

He's gorgeous...he has such a sweet smile. "I'm Eurotrash, leave me alone!" *grin*

His eyes pure sparkle!

[steveraff01]

Cmon you know you want it...

Hahaha :L fuckin epic! :L I am delighted to be from the same place as him! :L

[sweetchildomine60]

im french and even i find this hailarious!!!

[BeastBoysLover14]

Nakedity...best word ever!

[TuliTheUnruly]

I don't know, but this is the sexiest comedy bit ever. Definitely sexier than Bill Hicks cunnilingus jokes. I love them both. God, Dylan has incredible style.

[myeyeshurt5566]

how the fuck does this guy make himself so sexy?

[MinimoviesInc]

@myeyeshurt5566 The smoking...

[mymagnoliatree]

He's Irish. it's a gift!

[liare]

@myeyeshurt5566 confidence

[Jasminebeeful]

@liare and intelligence, wit, imagination...

[DigitalGhost94]

@myeyeshurt5566 because i think theres a vunerablity and child like quality to him also an air of "I don't care." plus he's a little tipsy, which adds to whatever makes him appealing, i love his irish accent.

[irkenempress]

@myeyeshurt5566 because he's Irish thats why ;)

[crunchyspringroll]

@myeyeshurt5566 "Come on, you know you want eeet..."

[InhumanEnglishman666]

Cheese eating surrender monkeys, what a fantastic phase that is, one of the few thing the British will be ever thankful to the Americans for.

[maxyzech]

come on, you know you want iiiit... yes dylan, yes. I'll be your cheese-eating surrender-monkey!!!

[electrogirl08]

'come on you know you want it ' ha ha dylan moran is so funny great clip:-)

[RoboDouche]

0:33 Robert Redford.

[Alpha3Female]

"The things you do to me..."

XD He was totally sexy in this grab. But did anyone else see two men in this exchange?

[FreedomValentine]

@Alpha3Female You're not the only one. I loved the last bit, though, the you know you want it. That was just.. mind-blowingly attractive...

[samdemp]

@Alpha3Female eeeehhh, just you I think! haha, interesting though!

[jeneshisugakuto]

@Alpha3Female yeah. I saw that. Quite glad I did.

[SariannaJ]

@Alpha3Female Oh thank bob I wasn't the only one XD

[MrBradipo73]

@Alpha3Female it's definitely two blokes!

:-)

[serendip21]

@Alpha3Female Was supposed to be two men

[DigitalGhost94]

@Alpha3Female yes dylan is a sexy i have no idea what makes him that way except he generally looks vunerable and possibly capable of mass murder, and to answer your question yes i did oddly enough.

[Danniifluff]

@Alpha3Female definitely LOL

[Pippiok]

what does he say the french are smoking? "A g...something something" help me out here guys!

[valentini007]

A Gauloise (strong French cigarette) inside a Citane (even stronger French cigarette).

[Pippiok]

ahhh right! cheers :)

[waspix]

Its Gitanes, not Citane : )

[flutterflygoddess]

@valentini007 thanks I've wondered for YEARS what he says there!

[southsydney]

gitanes. french brand of cigarettes

[barbakanka]

@southsydney : I think he said gauloise - the famous cigarette brand with the flying helmet

[Menhiria]

wow!!!

amazing bit of humour!!! loved every second of it, very original. :-)

[crazyhaircut94]

Is it me, or is he a bit drunk during his shows? Still, he's awesome.

[brainwasher9876]

it's his personality.

[tedthepenguin9999]

irish comedians are the funniest

[Brinniey]

omg that accent...hottttt

[MrCatraphract]

lol the irish accent or the french one? :)

[Brinniey]

irish =]

[themanfromthehouse]

Irish ofcourse. I hate the french.

[sherox08]

he is such a turn on!

[somethingforbree]

One word: sexy.

[CherryTripping]

especially the "you know you want it" bit

[KatieTheWeird]

"Your work is so derivative. Cus you copy mine and mine is shit to begin with!"

LOL Dylannn <3

[nameofthepen]

Funny! A new discovery for me.  I ♥ YouTube sometimes.

[1966BOBBY]

Great post - he's one of my favourites - and this is my favouritest of all!

[YBabyBalugaY]

Hahahahaha~ I was seeing a French guy...and he always said, "ATE" instead of "HATE" because the French don't pronounce "H"...SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!! Wahahaha...~

[Dstructor]

I know a lady, she's swiss (french swiss, if u know what i mean), she's an artist and a little kookoo lol and as soon as he said "Wat waz i sinkeng" xD man, i immediately and automatically remembered her and proceeded to fall off my chair

[rh7onda7]

great irish comic

[ThatGirlX]

<3 Love this man. so much.

[saybowiebasquait]

I was laughing loudly the first time I saw it (I didn't understand some phrases cos English is not my native and his speech is the way more difficult for me=)

but thanks to ur comments some words got cleared to me and I'm now crying while watching it over and over:)

[chick83b]

ahaha he is so sexy and funny!

[GODSAWAYONBUSINESS]

Magnifique ! "Wat waz I sinking??" More realistic than he thinks.;)

[bremex]

SOOOO GOOD!!!

It's obvious that every comedian always exaggerates everything, so french people come onnn!! it's funny!!!

[Snolliot]

quiet funny, anglosaxons still havent forgot the normans, funny french people

[Gabrieja]

He even calls it a stereotype.. it's not supposed to be realistic.

[slapybags]

who cares. this guys job is to make ppl laugh, doesnt matter if its right or not.

ive been living in france for the past year and i think this is halarious.

"why do we have to talk f***ing english!"

LOL

[NausicaSaudran34]

J'adore ;)

[XPrisonbreakprincess]

brilliant so cute and talented.

[Amz2e]

You know you want it!! lmao,what a legend

[lumpyis]

he says i am so sore.

This is so awesome (Y)

my friends and i quote this all the time.

[twinnione]

Aww

[Sandraud]

What does he say before: 'even my toenails hurt!' ==>I am so so???

[Onlinenine9]

The things you do to me, I am so sore.

[Tasoq]

at so9me points he sounds a bit german (no offence or anything). Dylan Moran is one of my most favourite comedians he always makes me laugh XD

[Tasoq]

some*

[chriskp]

He even jokes about that at the end of the clip calling himself eurotrash when his accent becomes a bit ambiguous

[Tasoq]

yeah but we love him anyway (in a matter of speaking)

[BryanAJParry]

starVING!

[dragonflyscalpelroot]

"smoking a Gauloise inside a Gitane" makes me laugh so out loud

[vinceouz1]

chamé

[CoreyMercedes]

I love Black Books ive been watching it recently and forgot how much it makes me laugh. I missed out on Dylan Moran touring in 2006 as ive been in the US but im seeing Bill Bailey this November. If Dylan tours again i would love to go. He just gets better and better.

[Lissy2112]

he is touring this year, he said on his myspace that he doesn't know the dates yet and it's complicated because he's been getting hate mail... who would send Dylan hate mail? he's brilliant

[Sadako666]

LOL, he's so bloody funny.

"I 'ate my paintings! i 'ate them!

I 'ate your paintings too!

You ate my paintings?

No I hate them! Why do we have to talk fucking english"

I love this part too xD

[chainsoar]

Dylan Moran is great. Ever watched Black Books? Great show.

[groover2479]

YES, I LOVE BLACK BOOKS!!! one of the best shows iv ever seen....

[PacikAnem]

What does he say after "Your work is so derivative!" ?

I can´t work it out, please!

[mudlucious]

Your work is so derivative!" Isn't it "It's so derivative, it's just like mine, and mine is sheet to begin with..." Least that's they way we're always quoting it back and forth at eachother in our house. (We're so derivative...)

[PacikAnem]

brilliant!! dylan is uniquely talented!! :)

[vgogh80]

The zings you do to me....even my toe nals urt! This man is THE man! hehe :P

[Armageddn]

my absolute favorite =D

[GraceBomaSnail]

he is absolutely amazing! <333

[ladyliver]

Nothing except chocolate bread ^_^

[metamorfoza1000]

"what waz I thzinking"...haha...great!

[stefi321]

ahahahah bloody legend