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  • You know its kind of creepy to say "we are your family" to someone and then try to seduce them :I

  • There's no record that Potiphar's wife attempted to save Joseph's life after she accused him. This movie is dumb.

  • @static9971 It's a movie, it's not suppose to be accurate, duh. If you want something non fiction then watch a documentory.

  • joseph is so stupid hoe could someone refuse a queen?!

  • @Fanny1234ish because hes a good man and shes a married bitch...shes married she shouldnt be coming on anyone except her husband...thats why..

  • lol

  • @Fanny1234ish Keep in mind if he did accept her advance he would have given the wife a way to black mail Joseph. She could have said it was a rape and the Captian would have him killed. He'd probablly be the one holding the blade if he ever found out that another person put his hotdog between her buns.

  • i guess :D

  • Potipher's wife is a liar & should have had rocks theown at her for trying to rape Joseph JUST SAYING

  • @JackieeGarridox3

    Eh, maybe the guy thought it was a more severe and fitting punishment that she lived with her guilt....but that's just my theory.

  • Hold up. He said the 3 baskets represent 3 days and that in 3 days he would beheaded. However, the baker said that he had been having this dream every night for the last week. Did anyone else catch that?

  • aaaaaaahhhhh I hate this wife of potifar!!!

  • @chicharito3000 ikr she is a slut

  • Dear Joseph, prolly not a good idea to shake your fist at God whilest climbing a slippery rock ;)

  • Lol, 6:10 Eeeewww, It's all over the floor

    6:15 No! WAIT! I change my mind!! I want it!

  • omg can you see the mickey mouse ting in 2:05/6:42 ? o.o

  • @xxbloodyrose97 lol I saw it

  • what ever happened to the wife?

  • @Amyjay1059

    No one knows, rich and powerfull men were allowed to have consorts but not women. Generally people were supposed to be monogamous. For a women to be unfaithfull it could mean 2 things, either she simply liked a scoop once in a while or she couldn't get children from her husband. Maybe that happened. Divorce easy in egypt.

  • Whore!

  • i would love to have been her love slave

  • Love it! Thank you so much!!!!!!!

  • whats does he think joseph did?

  • @cutiecandy0987 he thinks that joseph was gonna rape her or take advantage in her some way. she lied to her husband so that he wouldn't know SHE was making the move on HIM.

  • who would fake that... stupid weird wife Joseph is so nice

  • 6:10 this is sparrrrrttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • dont pay attention to him we arent going anywhere 3 days later... im freeeeeeeee yeaahhh, better you than me

  • @Disneythievesrock No, that wasn't the steward's wife, it was her niece, I think

  • Wow. Judith Light is a hoe in this movie. Just like that whore Katrina Karr in OLTL. LOL.

    (I wonder who will get this joke...)

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  • You know, I think it's cooler to have dreams that predict the future than actually interpreting them.

  • @Crystal2193 but then you would be totally clueless to what you just dreamed of. :O

  • @Crystal2193 No it's not. Think of Casandra - could she prevent the fall of Troy? She could only give warnings nobody listened to.

  • ooooo i love this movie like sooo much!

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  • The taller of the other two prisoners look just like Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch!

  • Well, she may have gotten him thrown in there in the first place, but at least she tried to save him. She might have been burned alive in her time for seducing another man.

  • @Disneythievesrock but she can just deny it

  • *grow faster grow faster!* gah me and my stupid wish xD now look what happened!

  • @o3oSeyren OOPS O_O lol :)

  • Eeep! Didn't want that kind of beard o.o too big... O.O

  • 0:22 just had a thought, the clothes back then must have been really flimsy if she could rip the a half of his whole top like it was paper XD

  • Pharroh's Dream is Pokemon & Wallace & Gromit in Wildwood Boardwalk September 2011

  • Pharroh's Dream is Pokemon & Wallace & Gromit in Wildwood Boardwalk June July & August 2011

  • @bellacullen365 It's a little thing called rape. lol

  • Pharroh's Dream is Pokemon & Wallace & Gromit in Wildwood Boardwalk May 2011

  • Miss Patifar is hot. if i was joseph....

  • He's been having the same dream for a week that means something's going to happen in three days. Anyone else see the problem there?

  • @Disneythievesrock Haha, yeah I was wondering about that too, but I suppose it was three days from the point when Joseph would interpret the dream? Dreamworks took a lot of license with this scene, but you can read what really happened in Genesis chapter 40. Even though Joseph was himself a prisoner, he was actually serving as a sort of guard.

  • @thr3ebyTD the queen u know to get him in jail . . .

  • I never rly understood what happened between Joseph and what's her face

  • @Crystalstar12694 The Queen or her niece?

  • rain in egypt...lol

  • 6:40 insert wilhelm scream here

  • 6:09 HE CAN STILL EAT THAT SHIT

    6:12 o wait nevermind..

  • guys, I feel obliged to point this out (and correct me if I'm wrong, but): that's not the Pharaoh and his wife...that's the Captain of the Guard and his wife xD

  • If that guy had the same dream with three baskets over and over again, wouldn't he already be dead? xD

  • k nvm i spoke to soon ... she is sucha bitch!

  • Damn wife. I would never cheat on him :D

  • what a skank . . .

  • @GodsonJoseph17 you got that right!

  • "we kno.your innocent" LOL his wife got around back n tha day :D

  • In Ancient Egypt, Potiphar's wife would've been burned alive or impaled for what she was going to do.

  • that wife is alittle hoe

  • @232NarutoUzumaki Cougar is the correct term XD

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  • man 1:00 such beautiful view, i wish i lived in ancient times...

  • man 1:00, such beautiful view, i wish i lived in ancient times...

  • it was kinda cute when joseph was all freaked out because the kinds wife was touching his arm....

  • Once again the clip ends with Joseph at a bottom of a pit!

  • Wait... if that prisoner had the dream about the bread/crows every day for a week, when does the "3 days" come in to play??

  • I'm calling double standards. Like Potiphar wasn't getting lays on the side either.

    The woman is always the strumpet when she makes the first move.

  • @jrojeck ROTFLMAO. I like the way you used the word "strumpet". I LOL'd for a long time. My nana loves using that word on any gal who shows their kneecaps. I think she wants us all in Victorian ball gowns. : )

  • we need more animations like this

    combination of computer and traditional

  • uhh, guys...

    the woman isn't a queen. she's just Oathepers wife.

    (horrable spelling, i know.)

    :)

  • The queen should be shot, Joseph should be set free,the stupid cat should be shaved, and Potiphar should be slapped senseless.

  • Oh. Died again.

  • Go, go, Joe. Go, go, Joe. Go, go, go Joseph. Joe! Go,go, go, Joseph. Now we say, we read the boo, and you will come out on time. I love the musical and this movie too.

  • I can't believe the queen would try to seduce him like that, making it seem like he's betraying potiphar....that's just wrong

  • @lilshirochancookie That`s what happened back in the Biblical days. :(

  • @ThirdStreetSaint777 The sad thing is, it's not that uncommon nowadays either. (Not the whole slave part, but the seduction-with-his-wife thing)

  • @survivorpunk Well, Everyone gets judged in the end and your either gonna go to Heaven or Hell.

  • The fat guys dream doesn't make sense. If he had been having the same dream for the past week wouldn't his three days hav already come and gone???

  • 2:39 Why would you take a bite out of a pomegranate?? You're supposed to eat the seeds, not the skin! Of course you're gonna spit it out! lol

  • @Aangbabe - lol imagine the bitter of that skin

  • @roy646 lol Yeah. Tell me about it...

  • @Aangbabe Maybe he's an idiot?

  • @KoraBloom haha Maybe.

  • @Aangbabe yeah

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  • So what exactly does he mean by when he said, "I see" but yet Joseph still ends up prison?? o.O

  • @jeydon1208 He realized she was persuing him, but he couldn't go back on his word on punishing him. It would make him look bad for not believing Joseph.

  • @jeydon1208 Because he was still someone his wife wanted, a cheating wife would mean dishonor to him so he can not imprison her or divorce her, but he simply puts the man of her desires in prison instead to be rid of him by death (the 2 only options to keep him silent about his wifes betrayal, and the wife didn't wish for such an unfair death) ... Or something lika that

  • Thats why she wanted to cheat on her husband he's freaking BALD JK JK

  • I would've killed all those rats if they ate my food xD

  • Epic spine buster :o

  • Funny.... I used to think this movie was so moving when I saw it a couple years back, and now, all I can think of is the poor voice acting. Not the best out there....

  • As sooon as the food fell I was all "Just eat it anyways dammit." Then the rats came then I was all "Oooh never mind.."

  • I think that it's pretty weard that this skinny man is so strong at 4:16 XD The baker SUPPOSED to be angry and try to hurt Joseph and he supposed to use all his strenght, right?

    (Forgive me for not perfect english :D)

  • I half expected him to bust out in "Close Every Door".

  • The baker was probably thinking, "How could you tell me I'm going to die in three days!? You totally ruined these last three days for me!!!"

  • Yo! Did  y'all as that at 1:57? That was a "Bitch! I said dont touch me" kind of move. Lol

  • Doesn't the fat guy in jail sound like the bandit from Home Alone? Lol

  • If your that hungry, just eat the rats.

  • All i could think was. "Oooh,bitch you next."

  • Lol, as Joseph was being dragged out of the room and taken to prison, the Master turned and looked at his wife like, "Why in the hell are you still here you unfaithful whore!?" and threw his hat on the floor in anger! Lmao!!!

  • @Suzumiyagirl01 That is what I had been thinking too! And WHAT THE FUCK did he EV-ER saw in her if she is going to cheat on you?

  • 2:03 and he was so nice in the road to el dorado XD

  • Pharaoh is also one man,,,

    Every men can't stand losing his pride

  • 1:39, i always giggle - i dunno why.

  • This movie is like The Prince of Egypt, only not as cool and with a pansy for a main character.

  • his nipples are like, on his shoulders

  • "How then could I do such a wicked thing and sin against God?" Genesis 39:9 Yes... sex IS a sin against God, that principal is timeless, look at what destruction mankind has seen from sex outside of marriage. Think if people of today would honor God and remain clean how different society would be.

  • I love this movie, but Prince of Egypt beats the CRAP out of this!!!!

  • @MatauReviews loll largely because this was a straight to DVD release and Prince of Egypt was a major motion picture

  • does every single one of Joseph's parting scenes involve him yelling desperately in a raspy voice?

  • what a whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

  • at 0:29 the speed of the guards is incredible

  • we were told this story in class. When the teacher said about her lying & saying he raped her, a kid in the class said it`s not rape if you don`t like it. after class I slapped him for that

  • @ArmourHalloween Way to abuse violence on someone having fun! You go!

  • at 2:17 at looks like he's dancing...

    LOL

  • Man... Joseph you retard. Why didnt you tap her twice a week and get a good money for it? Everyone would have been happy. You fucked it up, Joseph. You blew it

  • 6:13 : MAN FUCK RATS

  • Before the rats came in and ate the food i was like "Eat it you moron! wet and dirty? so what!? your starvin- oh oh ugh rats... nevermind..."

  • I don't understand how the guy could forget joseph. he told him the dream that got him out of prison...that'd be pretty significant...

  • *cough* whore *cough*

  • guys, please stop

  • @MsGuessit ... Lol I'm sexist and don't think girls should vote >:D oh and she's a whore and a slut. Bwahahaha!

  • @a999op and @MsGuessit

    Okay! Enough!  You guys are ruining the movie for the rest of us!

  • i like this movie how agre

  • I'm sorry I offended anyone with my comment. This apology is not to you MsGuessit. Just to the people who who have to deal with the argument that MsGuess and I cause. Which had nothing to do with the movie.

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  • in the actual bible, joseph doesn't say he has a gift

    hes all like like "god will give you the answer"

    why is it these people always have to take away religious components

  • The time before HR and Sexual Harassment Complaints. whata time.

  • why did no one question why she was there.... I mean come on!

  • @ARH09

    because she was the queen

    and he was the salve

  • If only he had known why God was letting all this happen...I've been there, I've done that, I've said the same things...but now I realize that God has a bigger plan and I'm part of it. Any hardship I have to endure on the way, well, there's a reason for it so i shouldn't despair

  • The wife's such a slut.: X Poor Joseph.

  • @origamipein18 No, she's having an affair. You shouldn't spread sexism by using extremely derogatory terms to refer to women you don't like. I tried posting a link to a piece that really gets into this topic, but youtube is being an arse and apparently won't let me post URLs. But if you like, I can message it to you

  • The wife is actually a highly interesting character. She does wrong by attempting to seduce Joseph (and damn, blaming him for rape to cover her tracks) but she executes a standard by not allowing him to die. It makes her more three dimensional. I seriously wanted to see more from her character.

  • @IdiosyncraticCat A very good point actually.

  • Uhhh I hate when some women do that. When they don't get the man they cry rape or sexual assault.

  • @a999op Yeahhh, you should probably do more research. This whole women falsely crying out rape is a tool used by the media to shame women from reporting rape (sexism still existing and all). The Department of Justice states that around 300,000 women are raped each year, with only .35% of the rapists being incarcerated (!). So I would urge you not to spread false information about a phenomenon that shames women who are raped.

  • @MsGuessit I nevered said all women who report rape are falsely accusing it but it is true that some women do cry rape. I know from experience. Streetsmarts not from stupid statistics.

    Obviously I already know that they are women who do get raped.

  • @MsGuessit I nevered said all women who report rape are falsely accusing it but it is true that some women do cry rape. I know from experience. Streetsmarts not from stupid statistics.

    Obviously I already know that they are women who do get raped. Oh yeah. A whore is someone who sleeps with a lot of man or throw themselves at alot of man. The woman is a ho.

  • @a999op The stats on women who make false accusations is so low as to be almost negligible, considering that almost every single rape allegation is true. And you do know that generalizations (like what you're doing)are a logical fallacy, right? So yeah, stats do trump whatever the hell streetsmarts are. A woman is raped every 6 minutes. And actually a whore is a derogatory term used to shame and dehumanize women for doing the same thing as men, who are lauded for the same behavior- so, misogyny

  • @MsGuessit I know the statistic is low you fool. I was just saying I hated how some women do that. Stop making my comment seem sexist because it's not. I know girls who did that. Like I said before I didn't genralize and stop making it such a big deal stop crying for attention you stupid obsessed feminist.

  • @a999op Your attempt to insult me (ad hominem)by calling me a feminist is hilarious, considering I AM a feminist- ya know, fighting for the equality of women?The fact that you think feminist is an insult just brilliantly proves my point.Also, you could never know if those girls were truly lying, because there are strong pressures for women not to report rape, but you can read up yourself on that. And what you said is in fact sexist.You should hate the system, not the women who suffer from it.

  • @MsGuessit WTF? You are crazy. I tried to insult you by calling you stupid not by calling you a feminist. And gues what the girl was my cousin and she admitted she was lying. So tell me what I know about my freaking families life. You just want to start an argument. Did you? You are making my comment a bigger issue than what it really is. What I said was not sexist. I did not say all women who report rape does that. Why can't I get it through your head that I did not say that?

  • @a999op "Stupid obsessed feminist" is an attempt to insult.The point I'm making is that your cousin STILL might be hiding the truth because as a woman she knows the stigma rape victims face.Could she be telling the truth?Sure.But we can never really know is my point.And I like how calling a woman a whore, ho, and then lambasting women who "cry rape" like it's a phenomenon or something isn't sexist.And I never said that you said all women who report rape are lying; putting words in my mouth there

  • @MsGuessit You are not suppose to cry rape. You are crazy. My cousin wasn't rape. She got mad at some guy and she said he raped her. Face it. Some people are evil. She admitted it before it took legal action but after the man in our family kicked his butt for no reason because he did not raped her and I do have compassion but not for girls who cry rape but for actual girls who do get rape. Don't tell me what happened to my cousin. You weren't there experiencing it. End of Story.

  • @MsGuessit And why would you start some argument on youtube. My comment was not a big deal

  • @a999op Alright, this really is my last comment because everything is really going over your head.For your information, I am ON YOUR COUSIN'S SIDE.What I am saying is that even if she told y'all that what she said wasn't true, she may still have been keeping the truth to herself.There are soo many reasons for women to do this, which that book talks about.And how nice for a guy to think it isn't a big deal to say "When they don't get the man they cry rape or sexual assault." No big deal. At all

  • @MsGuessit I don't like saying this but you are retarded.My cousin wasn't raped and this happened a long time ago. Our family was mad but not anymore. And she's happy so shut up. Nothing happened. You are so stupid. I bet you are man hater.

  • @a999op So basically you can't refute a single thing I said and therefore are stuck with insults. Also, you might have noticed that Gavin de Becker (as well as feminists Michael Kimmel, Leonard Shlain, and Robert Jensen, among others) is a man who echoes exactly what I'm saying. And calling someone a retard...hahaha wow, I was gonna say something about ableism, but I realize there is no point with you. Later

  • @MsGuessit

    1. You the one who started this whole argument 2. You are taking sides with my cousin even though you don't know my cousin even though are family never even took sides.

    3. I don't have a problem with feminism but I do have a problem with you because you pick at everything anyone say and call it sexist

    4. I don't care if there is male feminist, I think it's good

    5. I'm not trying to argue with you. I know how some girls can be.

  • @MsGuessit My God, will you just SHUT UP, you cynical, acrimonious, cantankerous moron? WE GET THE FUCKING POINT! Despite your good intentions at promoting feminism (which I support), your behavior towards others is worse than a youtube troll's.

  • @JohnLuckPickard141 You support feminism? Yeah, sure. Because youtube trolls (who often spout racist, homophobic, and sexist language, to name a few) are so much better than users who take issue with extremely sexist language spouted all over the net and answer it. So no, I won't shut up. I'll keep speaking out, because pissing off people like you who don't give a shit that women are called whores and sluts is just fine by me. Nice try at mansplain' though

  • @MsGuessit Let me make this as simple as possible: I don't give a SHIT if you have a problem with women being called sluts or whores. What I DO have a problem with is how you attempt to make every person who does use those terms look like an intellectually-deficient idiot. Oh, and by not making your channel available, you're just proving to be nothing but a coward.

  • @JohnLuckPickard141 What does my channel have to do with this other than trying to use some kind of ad hominem? And people who use those terms, even when explained that they are sexist, ARE idiots- amazing how little I had to say for this to be revealed. I rationally explained why they weren't appropriate, and if that's what makes someone look like an idiot than so be it. And men telling a woman to shut up because she's doing feminism wrong is in fact sexist. Your male privilege is astounding

  • @MsGuessit I have no problem with you spreading feminism. I DO have a problem with your cynicism. This conversation is over now.

  • @JohnLuckPickard141 Good. Because as all your comments have suggested, you're not in fact a feminist. ANY time you call a woman a S or W (really?), you are engaging in sexist language. And you do realize the Bible is full of sexist language, just like many other religious texts, right? You really need to read feminism101 on shakesville, because I am done trying to educate guys on this- and yes, women ARE oppressed. So no, I don't give a damn about my oppressors, whoever they might be. Later.

  • @MsGuessit You know what would be funny as hell? There's this one guy on youtube with the alias of Furu4392. The guy's a hardcore opponent of feminism. I mean, he's like literally the opposite of you, as he's just as stubborn. It would be funny as hell if you two got into an argument. It would probably last until hell froze over. Or even longer...

  • @JohnLuckPickard141 I think I'm gonna avoid looking that name up for my sanity. I've unfortunately learned from experience that arguing with those kinds of people is just emotionally draining, so I usually don't even bother unless I think they might be reasonable. I would've admired stubbornness for a good cause though.

    Here's hoping that dude is just the usual ignorant youtube troll!