Fart Brings Down Jumbo Jet

[jd007200]

Nat Geo's Mayday/ Air Crash Investigation should do an episode about this "particular" emergency landing.

Episode Title: Too much gas

LOL!!!

[davidevgen]

thats what febreaze is for...

[chrisseBerlin]

Stupid paranoid people!

[wachter206]

Most expensive fart ever!!!!

[DEP717]

Are they sure the burning sulfur smell was from the match?

[THATW3IRDKID]

Worlds most costly fart.

[PhysiologicAli]

Is this 4 real!!!!!?

[jokivich55]

well...concealing embarrassment if surely worth grounding a plane

[localcrew]

I got nothing.

[misteeq64]

This joke right ???

[modal11]

How stupid and paranoid do you have to be to make an emergency landing because of a match.

[diemscoughlandie]

Hahahahaha thats ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheCelsojr]

@Aviationnation10 they do have 747s i actually saw one

[Aviationnation10]

AA dont have 747's

[futurepilotkid]

@Aviationnation10 they do 

[Aviationnation10]

@futurepilotkid no they dont they h\vent had them for over 30 years check AA website or wiki you obviosly dont have a clue

[youtubingwithyou]

Wonder what kind of ammunition she would have used if she had shit her pants instead of just farting.

[Emirates62]

A CHICK!!

[ptwolfe99]

how fucking stupid can you be

[Riennempeche]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooool

[guiqui5]

Next time, just take some Lysol

[Skybolter]

WOW, WHAT A PIG

[pastorgeorgem]

Fastest way to get on federal no Fly List

Step 1. Rip a Big Gasser

Step 2. Light Matches to kill Stench

Step 3. Plane Goe For emergency landing

Step 4. Passengers are questioned the farter is Discovered

Step 5. Farter is now on the No Fly list and marked as a potential Terrorist

Got to Love Homeland Security

oh and yes I thought this was a joke too at first

[garfield95nac]

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP­FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!

[Mckrac]

Diarrhea..........Cha-Cha-Cha!­

[Heatblast667]

um, ok?

[puneet7891]

Expected a joke but this is even funnier

[praetorian2150]

@puneet7891, LMFAO, same here!!!

[kyiwest76]

wow i thought this was a joke at first

[MyDeerhunter123]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHA! This Was Hilarious! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[fsxvideos747]

thought this was a joke

[kingofkeyboards]

I was expecting this to be some joke but wtf, great video! classic!

[1nazchan]

I thought this video was gonna be a joke... LOL

[HHan13]

Sorry...I have gas

[NotLuckyInLife]

She terrorized the people. Watch out they have a new type of gun and it will get you. If you don't die fast it will be a LINGERING death. ludicrous is what that was. Come on; over a gas bubble from some one? LMAO. Now quick; pull my finger to get the point.

[robert99pattinson]

uuh......

[jwwipf]

stinky bitch, go wash ur pussy.

[JackyLipps]

@jwwipf lol

[1imthwalrus]

WHAT DID YOU DO?

farted

[maypost]

God bless America

[xoxowicked]

lmao

[muhuskerfan32]

moral of the story: Don't fart on planes. If you do, either light them on fire and never get on a plane again or get blacklisted b/c everybody on board hates you

[honest413]

I think that ladie must of farted and yet took a dump in her pants, thats the only medical condition I can think of.

[MrFilmInc]

I thought this was gonna be fictional about a fart bringing down a jet like crashing it but this is just as good

[raul27269]

There you go ladies and gentlemen the WORST Airline in the world...

[Borck103]

you judge American Airlines by a passengers' actions that infringed aircraft and FAA safety rules?

[ABOM420]

no he judges it by the fact Americans in the name.

simple fact is this retard is like the rest who lived here for 3000 years then America is here for . . . id say 200 maybe 203 and we already invented the first airplane.

eat that world,

keep fighting religious wars,

well be over here changing the world.

[wompasdub]

wow what an idiot

[MageDagger]

LOL

[timothyngim]

If u wanna fart then go to the toilet

[counter546]

LOL!!! I farted in an airplane before and i just didn't give 2 shits about the passengers!

Me: *farts*

Passengers: WTF ITS STINKS!

Me: Hehehe

[counter546]

IT*

[markchany]

LOL

[killerkasha]

HAHAHAH

thats not me as i fly in first class or business. none of that economy peasant shit

[Borck103]

lol

[MrEmopetrov]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I'm same ,'cos I like natural things.

What's natural is allowed,'and don't be predujiced 'bout what's moral &amoral.

Many of the politics are amoral so buddy let the fart to embrace ya.

[omgallusuck]

hahhahaha poor woman

[BeetleMama]

Who has ever heard of a fart being described as "body odor"??

Never in the history of the world.

Anyway.....her medical condition is being batshit crazy. As if you'd admit to doing that! I'd have been right up there with the other passengers saying I smelt sulphur too.

[Gangstamiic]

I think ima hurl

[sjcgzn08]

jajajja no mames weY

what a hell$#$%$#%#%

[VIDEOZAL]

FBI: did you fart in the plane?

Me: yes, i did

FBI: farting is a crime, you'll be locked away for a long long time...

! GOD BLESS DEMOCRACY !

[aksadad]

@VIDEOZAL She wan't locked away

[dontonwonton]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[taritata]

PRRRRRRRRRRT

Ooooops ... i'm going to jail !

God bless America ! LOOOOL

[amoeba27]

LOL we always get flatulence on flights and we just let them rip. thes bets are when you are heading back fomr places like Egypt and Turkey where you literally have visited their "Kyber Passes" more times than you care to remember!! :) On teh last flight we went on, this Dutch boy had got the fugees and was dropping them left right and centre - what was brilliant was that so were we both too on the row behind him - and he seemed quite amused to take the blame for it all lol

[Neofin7]

Retarded bitch.

[bignitro50]

Wow that was a AA 727 at 00:8, I havn't seen one of those in awhile.

[kenersej]

yeh, do they still operate 727?

[bignitro50]

No I dont think so

[MadScience8]

Not any more, as a replacement, Boeing made the Boeing 757, which AA uses a lot.

[Sharod101]

well 727's look a lot like the 717's n whatnot, but i'm pretty sure that was an MD80 or DC9 or w/e

[SouthAfricanAirways1]

No it doesn't a 727 is longer and has three engines. A 717 has only two engines and is alot shorter.

[Sharod101]

i stand corrected then.

[SouthAfricanAirways1]

I'm sorry I don't want to sound like a smartarse.

[Sharod101]

its cool. i know tons for jets but i never knew the difference from 717 and 727 cuz their not common planes. 717's are, but 727's are rare.

[SouthAfricanAirways1]

In Africa you see SOME 727's but only one airline has 727's in Africa. 737's proverbially rule Africa though...

[onealhart54]

@SouthAfricanAirways1 you should seriously consider calling countries in africa not by the continent

[SouthAfricanAirways1]

@onealhart54 Fine, South Africa, Botswana, DRC, Sudan and Libya.

[matorral06]

i told my mom not to eat that burrito before the flight!!! j/k

[jope12]

Never underestimated the POWAA of the fart! IT'S OVER 9000!!!

[evilsmiley123]

lol

[xScantraxxFanx18]

hey if its a silent but deadly just roll with it and dont say anything haha

[thedefiantrebel]

lol

[GTAstuntman101]

body odor sometimes lead to emergency landings

lol

[ddevlin721721]

lmfao

[DerbyDamon93]

Fucking typical...american!!!

[PRickJr2448]

well then i aint the typical american

[1DieselFuelOnly1]

And your a fucking idoit! Asshole

[EleventhSniper]

And look who we get it from? Take a look at European history, and notice how much of an asshole they were. If your Aussie, then don't be stereotypical.

[DerbyDamon93]

Hahahahahaha what the hell is it with americans and thinking everyone is austrailian. Why are americans such thick fucks and im not being steriotypical they all are. I mean this american i spoke to called me a british bastard ausie fucker. Do they not know that england is a 22 hour flight from australia

[nicoc3r]

hahaha thick fuck? thats the first time i heard that haha i need to remember that

[popsticky09]

Hmmmm maybe i should light a match inside a plane that has tonnes of fuel in it and put it towards my ass to make a massive fire......If you ask me that's the freakin worse excuse to have a medical condition...-.-

[rexzyk]

Her medical condition is being a nut job.

[jolt1100]

slap some cologne on that bitch!

[DerbyDamon93]

Slap some fucking sence into that bitch!

[mrseximix]

@jolt1100 itz gon make it worst

[ryancrazy1]

@jolt1100 ... not that kinda body oder

[panhead1219]

@jolt1100 uh, you have to slap some cologne IN the bitch!

[pkstrb00s]

wtf..... thats ridiculous....lol y wuld she conceal the smell if she would risk harming other people?

[jynxar]

lol

[ShockNAweMack]

You are such a coward and a pussy JYNXAR, go back to whackin off on your Cheap Ass Emachines or HP computer world of warcraft playing sissy!

[dcbSub]

:( I have an HP computer

=(

[ShockNAweMack]

You are such a coward and a pussy JYNXAR, go back to whackin off on your Cheap Ass Emachines or HP computer world of warcraft playing sissy!

[lukesimonbrothers]

i no rite?

[jordanisangry]

lmao that shits funny

[redsox76789]

what dumb bitch would bring matches on a plane!

[TuCkEr9595]

STUPID BITCH!

[sasquatchfiddlestick]

el stupido bitcho

[antiposter]

sorry, i Have a medical condition. Yeah like we've never heard that one before.

[JIMAXair]

lmao!

[fistusfanius]

Silly smelly slag

[hdrkid]

That was a gas!

[iheart707]

haha

[Hatchwork]

AHHA Lol.

[hiddenplagues]

lol wow how dumb is this

[whitemanb2]

here´s a new condition for etops flights

[jeryl1968]

bushes baked beans are the best ?? sorry couldnt help my self hahahahhah

[MiLoTi85]

hahaha thats something you'ed never think you'ed hear but there you ago you herd it first at YOUTUBE wtf... ahahah this is funny

[ugnut123]

one problem

thats not a jumbojet

[Wooo0oooW]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

[777janek]

haha lol

[marcelodelagoXD]

jajajajajajjajajajajajaajajaja­jjajajajajajajajajajaj thats racism

[faosfx]

If you've got a medical condition that poses a threat to the flight 'in any way' don't f*cking fly! And that is just embarrasing, what medical condition causes your body to develop bad odor? NOT TAKING BATHS? YEAH RIGHT, dirty woman!

[flightsimy]

ppl arnt supposed to fly with things like that ur right but ure just bein mean its a MEDICAL CONDITION in other words she has no conntrol over her fart lol still u were kindaa funny :P im givin u a thumbs up!

[banloo29]

no a there are medical conditions that cause people to fart and its not cuz she dosnt bathe!

[604h22a]

lmao

[beaman220]

Fuck that...Thats the best part about farting on a plane...Everyone else can smell it. lol

[AryanKid64]

lol rofl lmao thats stupid dat dey wouldn't let her back on

[Wiiman9555555]

o my god......

[greybar67]

lmao nobody would of even known it was her

[treborillusion]

What a world we live in.

[Coventelite]

AA doesnt own any 74's but because her gas brought down a 757... lol...

[filipinoboy147]

lol hahaha!!!!!

[Necronlord101]

oh thats rich. that sounds like something my friend would do. bring down a plane cause of a fart. XD

[EveningsGlory]

HAHAHA!! thats sooo funny!

[jobaecker]

Quick! Call Homeland Sulphurity!!

[undertake782]

Wow. Who the hell hides their fart by freaking lighting a fire? What? I guess a burning airplane with a bunch of dead people on it smells much better huh?

[Mat54hondekop]

He!

[OMGLysses]

Ah you can go fuk yourself :D

[FLT111]

it was a joke dude!

[2gingers]

not very funny though. a funny joke doesn't insult a large portion of the world's popuation

[poosaypirate]

well according to Europeans it seems to depend towards whom it is directed. duh

[poosaypirate]

practice what you preach

[delgado4652]

You should really point out the "jk" part next time haha

[Melbourne3099]

Lighten up, fucker.

[mansao3]

only AA

[MsKianEgan]

why go to such extreme lengths to disguise a fart....if in doubt....blame someone else.....us Brits have been doin it for centuries :D

[VS242424]

Thats not a jumbo jet!

Good video though

[thatsyrian01]

its an a342 its pretty jumbo for me

[thatsyrian01]

oh crap i was talking about another vid lol

[Jackodh3003]

so much for security

letting a match on an plane is pretty dangerous

stupid americans

[agentfazexx]

Nothing blew up.

[muncy333]

man, thats funny. what kind of dumb ass would light a match after u farted. shit, i would have blamed it on someone else

[Terrorvision8]

And didn't she ever hear of perfume??? Theres ways around this. Imagine the embarrassment though. I reckon she was trying to smoke though and the only way she wouldn't get into serious trouble was to make the fart an excuse when she was actually caught.

[Terrorvision8]

That is such an excellent title!!

[rc37]

HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[derfnoswall1]

love the video. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS I love airport security

[mcs895]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­HAHAHAHAAHAHHA ooo man priceless

[NYCNewYorkCityBoy]

HaHa stupid lady! She should have opened a window!

[CallumGamer]

I hope your just acting that stupid..

[NYCNewYorkCityBoy]

Calm down smart alak. It was sopposed to be funny.

[Terrorvision8]

Ha ha, brilliant answer!

[gduncan1177]

Given the amount of methane in anal eructions, it's bloody lucky for everyone that she didn't end up torching the entire plane by setting light to the jetstream (so to speak).

[familyguyfreak2]

when did this happen late 90s

[NYCNewYorkCityBoy]

ha ha

[Solar424]

I rthought this was a vid where sound efect farts happen and then a cheap picture af an explosion

[jason6405]

HA!

[tallicafan86]

lmfao!

[HinesWardx86x]

lolololololol omg dude ur so funny

[EnteiRocks]

STUPID FATASS LADY!!!!

[nickyjlyons]

Haha

I bet she felt all sorry for herself too!! lol

[romino707]

WOW Omg that is funny. She should have just gotten a seat right next to the bathroom. Why the fuck would she light a match to conceal the smell of her fart? Sick

[davemcq]

OWNED!!!

[Inuyasha44320]

LOL amazing Woo, its 1:30 am and i cant sleep YAY!!!!

[NVanWendy]

Can you spell OVERREACTION? I knew you could.

[can4d1an]

lol...why would people scream and have an investigation..its just a fart....i did nt know a but squek is dangerous =o

[Sinocian]

She lit a match.