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  • Lol, you think he's cheap? Just wait until the AKYS games people make Jubei as a playable chracter. XD

  • Tagers main down side is that some of his strongest throws are often a pain to perform.

  • I'm glad they buffed Tagers overall damage but nerfed his Command Throw in Extend that gets WAY too annoying when EVERY tager I fight spams his Command throw like faggots XD Hopefully with the normal damage nerfs every Tager player just does normal combos the Sledge Hammer is easy to deal with you just have to time your attack just right (Mains Hazama)

  • You can avoid his "distortion grab",by pressing B and C together at the right time.

  • @ginga2122 Only if you tech it... if you're not in the middle of an attack when he does it, it's unavoidable.

  • @kman618 The beginning of most distortion drives consists of frames,close to invincibility,that overpower most attacks-you can "half"say that they are unavoidable.However,for tager's distortion drive to connect you need be literally be touching him.Now..if you are that close to your opponent it would be obvious that you would hit him,even beginners buttom mash extra hard from the intensity or fear.

  • @ginga2122 Basically what i am trying to say is that the chances of not being able to tech,due to just standing their dumbstuck,is very low.Oh yeah,i forgot to complement your video.This video is well made,but without the unnecessary swearing,i can understand where you are coming from.5 stars

  • U Mad Master chief???

  • i lol'd like there was no tomorrow HAHAHAHAHA

  • you REALLY need to play as tager and go against pro player, the you'll realize the real meaning of CHEAP and UNFAIR.

  • @mikaminokaze And you REALLY need a sense of humor. =)

  • @TheBlueMario nah, I got humor but I'm facing some dorks who thinks BB is easier than GG, and then this thing show up :P.

  • @mikaminokaze tagger is a litttle cheap though

    most the online players i foguth instanly grab and dosent do any thing other then grab and sitrotion grab then i start sapming ourobrors

  • @shockazulo well...., if you are a hazama mainer, then if I'm fighting you with tager, then I'll do the same :P, Tager Vs Hazama is like Meh >.>

  • @mikaminokaze but his grabs one distortion grab is hold HP and just normal grabs 4 of thjose and your fucked... so tager is pertty cheap

  • @shockazulo cheap or not it depends on the player mate :), I personally will go for reset coz hazama is pretty pain in the ass when He's zoning with auroboros, but well, thats where magnet come in handy :P, but since sometimes my match end quick with tager (either I win fast or lose fast), I decide to also pick taokaka :P.

  • best way to own iron tager hazama spam ourorboros and go in for a 39 hit combo and spam it makes them rage quit :D

  • Man this vid is so fucking funny, make another1? :))

  • you should make a hazama is cheap XD

  • lol if oyu wanna know who makes you rage its hazama OURORBOROS through the entire macth and his combos are almost like noels (i use hazama XD)

  • FUCK IRON TAGER

    

  • Tager isn't cheap, he's just retarded noob-friendly. No offense to veteran Tager players, he definitely has complexity and is hard to play when you go to pulling off his higher damage combos, but let's be honest. That fifteen hit combo you do still does less damage than one of his throws, and majority of people just spam his throws hoping to get lucky. And don't tell me "Oh just avoid them" Tager was specifically built to trap you into his throws, his entire moveset is based around it.

  • 23 people can't hold up after neutral tech.

  • I enjoy the part where people don't realize this is a joke from the Microsoft Sam voice. As a Tager player, I found this hilarious.

  • way to fast...

  • i do hate tager sometimes but it is good to have a challenge I hate winning all the time

  • somebody doesn't know how to press B and C at the same time...

  • u just gotta know how to fight him , but he is not overpowered in any way

  • @slymaster608 if you haven't realized by now that it's a joke, then your education system has failed you

  • You fucking troll. At first, i was like...theres no way this kid can be serious...is he serious?! Than i hear "He is way too fast and should be more fair like Hazama" FUCKING TROLLS

  • @Razman629 u mad brololololol

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  • Lol:) Tager used to seem so overpowered to me when i first started playing

    then I realized that hes the worst character in the game...

    good thing he got nerfed in EX.

  • @prime618 lol he got nerfed ? he got more powerfull u mean , he does more damage and specific attacks are now untechable for a longer time , wher u get youre info?

  • i love how he says that u cant escape his throws when theres a clip in the video where someone escapes a tager throw...fail

  • @slymaster608 But is it really fail if it was intended?

  • @TheBlueMario u intended to contradict yourself?

    

  • @slymaster608 Yes. Yes I did.

  • @TheBlueMario btw u can zone him, u can do it with lambda

  • @slymaster608

    he was probably joking P:

  • Pick Mu

    Mash 5C

    Win

  • @iPotatos i play Mu just because of Iron Fucking Tager

  • Use bursts, bait/tech grabs, don't suck.

    There, now you can beat me.

  • and he spams it.... Whenever you are far.... made me lol ; D

  • Cool story bro *Goes off to use tager online*.

  • Hmm I'm wonder why those things break bursts are there for? -sarcastic-

  • Trolol actually YOU can escape his throws.

  • @OrpheusZero Well the CPU escapes it in the footage, but that's what makes it funny.

  • @TheBlueMario It would really be funny if you put a troll face at the end xD

  • yay chief

  • hahahahahah i love this shit : D

  • I love how trolls constantly use words like "always" "never" and "can't" XD

    Thanks for the video man, worth the laughs.

  • tager makes me quit playing this game

  • Microsoft Sam voice ftw

  • all the stuff he said is exactly why I play as Tager

  • To be honest there are many ways to counter tager but i have to agree with the distortion drive being overpowered. Me being a hazama player takes around 50% to 70% of my health in one drive

  • FUCK this is fucking hilarious fuCCKFUCFKu

  • omg i love this videoo nuber 1 vid xD

  • LOL "like hazama"

  • "All his throws are cheap and you can't even escape them."

    *plays alongside footage of a throw escape*

    Trolls are funny. I point and laugh at them.

  • @Gorillazareking That's the idea ;)

  • dood I love using tager, and i get destroyed, people abuse his speed, and also noone uses him in tournaments because of it. It's just a matter of timing.

  • I expected this: ''Blablablablablah, like Hazama... Oh wait (end of vid)''

  • LOL You mad, Bro?

  • At first, I was going to post a comment asking whether this was a sarcasm video or not...then I heard "he should be nerfed to hell so that he will be a fair character, like Hazama."

    At that point, all doubt was erased, and I accepted this as a joke. Playing Hazama is one thing, but no one can think he's perfectly balanced and a "pro-fair" character...I mean, he's called "Trollzama" for a reason. :P

  • It's official. Stephen Hawking thinks Tager is too cheap. I main Valkenhayn and I beat most of the Tagers I fight. 6C FTW. dodge 's lows, can't be hit by Atomics or Busters and it wall bounces for major cobo damage.

  • @Exmachina223 Valkenhayn is a very technical character

  • I only agree on that DD-Special damage comment :/

    Other then that, troll-video was successful!

  • I honestly agree.

  • unfortunately there is some truth to this video -_-

  • Tager is cheap that grab that turns the match around D:<

  • Anyone that uses the funny voice in their videos needs a thumbs up on it anyways, I love that shit XD

  • Alrigh BlueMario, be honest with me.

    Do you main Ragna, Jin, or Bang?

    Someone I know mains Ragna/Bang and gets so pissed off when I punish his mistakes... because he plays WAY too aggressively.

    I can't wait until he play against my Platinum.

    He'll probably quit the game lol.

  • @IronKingLeo My main man is Ragna, and I'm decent with Lambda and Jin as well.

  • @TheBlueMario

    I see.

    I know you're joking but I like how people complain about Tager... as if he is the first grappler character to grace a fighting game.

    They're supposed to do ridiculous damage... and if they're damage is only slightly above average, they normally have a couple other options to make up for it (such as Zangief's Lariat, less frames for throws).

    Imo Tager plays like a nerfed Zangief.

    However, his magnetism is fun to mess around with.

    Easily the most original grappler.

  • lmfao.

  • This video is dripping with sarcasm.

    How can anyone think it's serious?

  • @Arkenryu Glad some people out there still have common sense. =P

  • @TheBlueMario This is a great video though.

    I especially enjoy "You can't even escape that shit" then it showing you Ragna escaping that shit.

  • @Arkenryu Haha thanks, that part was a little happy accident. XD Go check out "Noel is Cheap" too.

  • @TheBlueMario Watched that too, burst out laughing when it said "The only character that can still beat Noel is god damn fucking Iron Tager"

  • If you think fighting Tager is hard... It's even harder for me since I main Taokaka and she has the lowest health out of all the characters...

  • mah boi you just need a new strategie against tager, if you dont succeed master tager or  use Nu like a shooter DDDDDDDD o the last resort hazama ouroboros, just saying.

  • Tager has only one cheap move and that gigantic tager but even so..his gigantic tagers arn't that broken. I just wish they did less damage on their own but did their defualt damage now only when used in combos so people can't pussy out by gigantic tagering a carl or half health player..that or make the escape possiblities longer then he would be perfect in my humble opion. Now if we want to talk cheap then lets point fingers at Jin. LOL  video-can't escape that shit while showing ragna tech it-

  • Lol this is jokes, Tager so broken he has his own tier, Makoto who? pfft~

  • Makoto is actually the only S-tier >.>

  • yes! tager is so cheap

    and also carl coz his puppet! (not fair 2 against one)!

    and rachel! with all her set ups on the screen! it's impossible keep track of all them!

    and litchi she appears from nowhere attacking you

    .. and so on

  • I...I...can't stop laughing!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAhahahaha...*deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

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    :3c

  • Finally, someone who sees it my way.

    No Tager is not unbeatable - I beat him all the time with Mu-12 - but I see exactly where your robotic voice is coming from.

    GENESIC. EMERALD. TAGER. BUSTER!!!

    That sky-high ground-pounding grab has killed me at half-fucking-health in Arcade and Score-Attack modes.

  • i listened to the complaints and was saying "oh he just needs to know how to fight him" ...then he said "he needs to be nerfed to be a fair character LIKE HAZAMA" i almost punched through my laptop when i heard that. HAZAMA IS THE SECOND MOST BROKEN CS2 CHARACTER. (first being noel. obviously)

  • @Ezio43 Nuh-uh Tager is waaaay better than Hazama he can do like 5k in one move it's bullshit

  • @TheBlueMario that move is usually placed so its difficult to escape anyways. the reason tager is considered cheap by some is because of his damage output. HE'S A POWER CHARACTER. DUH. but his lack of mobility and hitbox are so easy to abuse with every other character and THAT'S why he's considered low tier. the reason hazama and noel are considered S-Tier however is because they start combos off of anythting. hazama has 2 dp's and both noel and hazama have hitstun's on easily abused moves. DWI

  • @Ezio43 I'm pretty sure Hazama has only one DP. Oh, and if you think Noel is cheap, you may enjoy my other video titled "Noel is Cheap." =)

  • @TheBlueMario on top of it all, each of those hitstun moves will net hazama or noel around the same damage as tager's grabs or even more. the most ive seen off hazama is an instant kill combo and with noel you just cant escape even after the combo is dropped anyhow. thankfully CS extend is being released this winter and looks to rebalance alot of hazama's HAT TIER issues. same with noel. her hitstun is being nerfed considerably. tager has no need for a nerf. he has ALOT of openings. just find 1.

  • @Ezio43 How is it not obvious that this video is a complete joke? I know how to fight Tager =/

  • @TheBlueMario Shh, he's an internet noob, don't tell him anything.

  • @TheBlueMario dustloop forums has matchups for every character. find your character and learn the matchup. Tager will never be a problem again.

  • @Ezio43

    ...........

    Too much fail

  • THE POWER OF SCIENCE.

  • Not sure if trolling or just being serious

  • XDDD This computer voice LOL

  • Hazama: Yeah, I agree! In fact, let's nerf EVERYBODY! *mumbles- That way I can be cheap again-unmumbles*

  • I'll be the first person to say the genesect emrald tager buster should do a tab bit less damage (around 4500 seems fair to me) but beating him is entirely possible. Lambda sorta kinda destroys him, provided you're able to keep him too busy blocking to use spark bolt. and even when he does, staying out of his range isn't very hard.

  • @bleachrebornfan13 Tager has high damage because he is so big and slow with no double jump, airdash or forward dash, He has so much trouble against projectile based characters and he has a lot of bad matchups even with the characters who fight up close due to his slow normals. He has high damage to compensate for the lack of opportunities he has to deal damage in the first place unlike Lambda who does less damage but can attack anywhere on screen.

  • ah the whinings of an inexperienced player

  • @Emeraldraven777 Ah the inept perception of one who does not understand sarcasm in the slightest.

  • @TheBlueMario Implying im not trolling

  • @Emeraldraven777 IMPLYING!!!

  • @TheBlueMario u mad bro?

  • @Emeraldraven777 Wrong recipient, lol. But yes, I so mad Tager is so fucking broken he needs to be nerfed right nao

  • @TheBlueMario (inb4 tldr)everyone has tager specific setups for long combos that build retarded amounts of heat and as it currently stands, tager is bottom tier. if he didnt have throws and magnetism like the video discusses, he would be an absolutely worthless character. Oh well fighting game developers never nerf the right characters as patches are released anyway. in my opinion, playing casual is the best option for all fighters.

  • nope

  • @lolcloudXD u mad?

  • @TheBlueMario Nah son, I ain't even mad

  • you just suck

    "a fair character like Hazama"

  • @lolcloudXD Ever heard of sarcasm?

  • How on earth did you make that voice?

  • @realw0rld A program called Speakonia

  • MAGNETS.

  • ever try jumping?

  • 1:17 Tager is way too fast? Since when? Now if he could move at the speed of other characters then yeah maybe he would be cheep.

  • Why is the best part of this the Computer voice? xD

    Ya know what would make this even more hardcore?

    If GlaDos was reading it.

  • > Cheap grabs

    this is your first fighting game isn't it?

    also if you have such a problem with tager just select Arakune and let the lols begin

  • @SlayerHollow999 Nuh-uh I played Street Faiturr and Tekin and even Mahvl vs Crapcom

  • @TheBlueMario

    Prolly street fighter 4 which would explain the zoning bitching

    Tekken makes sense but I thought you tekken profeshunnal's based your entire game off of juggling so I don't see why your complaining

    And Marvel vs Capcom explains why your so used to playing broken games.

    Tager is'nt bullshit, if you want bullshit play guilty gear accent core + against a good Potempkin player.

    Now thats bullshit.

  • @SlayerHollow999 Ok, I purposely riddled my post with spelling and grammar errors for humor, you on the other hand... I'm not so sure.

  • @TheBlueMario I'm actually insulted.

    Someone who can't escape the Tager "babby grab" is looking down on me.

    With this I take my leave to go partake in some AH3 and some Balls busting Guilty Gear. I bid you farewell.

  • 0:15 "His grabs are way too cheep and he uses them every time, you can't even escape that shit"

    At 0:15 one can see Ragna escaping Tager's grab....... Problem?????

  • @Chibiwaza lolno Tager let him escape

  • are there any unlockable characters in Blazblue calamity trigger the psp version?

  • @Cpokemon12 Nope

  • I always found Tager easy to beat; sure if you mess up you will get destroyed because he does a lot of damage, but he's not that hard. Hell I think Carl is a more unfair character, the only thing holding him back is people like me who just can't use him properly. Arakune is just as bad as Tager in the hands of a player, if he gets you cursed, prepare to have 2/3 of your health taken away by insect spamming, cause it works bitches!

  • @Flashpoint122 And just when you think you've won, GETB.

  • @TheBlueMario Oh please he isn't that hard to dodge. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not the greatest at this game, but Tager is just a giant target to me. He's slow enough that a simple Noel ground combo could kick him around like a hackey sack. You just gotta learn when to block, when to air dash, etc.

  • @Flashpoint122 Nuh-uh Tager is super fast and he uses his spark bolt to pull you closer to him.

  • @TheBlueMario Ok now your just trolling, I'm done here...

  • @Flashpoint122 Forgetting about the grab counters eh?

  • are u mad? :*(

  • I admit, I dislike how his one grab not only makes him invincible while launching it, but it takes 1/4~1/3 of your health and it's not even a distortion, and coupled with his back hop (I find it odd that Tager's back hop makes him invincible during the beginning, but most characters back hops give you no invincibility) makes him hard to fight, but that's just the thing, he does one slow attack and you can get him in a decent combo, you just gotta play the waiting game with him.

  • The generic voice made this video to me

  • omg itz so true tager is dah best character ever made its too hard to defeat him every time i fight him i burst the instant i get hit just to try and get him off of me. i still lose because that magnetism gets me every time. he should be nerfed to be the fairest character in the game like arakune!!!

  • i fuckin lold the entire video XD

  • Tager is the lowest Tier in the game. He cant do shit to you. If you're getting grabbed all the time, you are playing the game wrong. Pick Hazama and enjoy the free game

  • @iPotatos Nuh-uh Tager is sooo cheap didn't u see he grabz u out of the air.

  • This vid is fucking hilarious XD If you ever make one about another character hook me up XD!!!

  • @IchibanKorean Will do, now would be the perfect time to hate on Noel. XD

  • Sounds like someone can't tech throws. :)

  • @WyvernLord05 sounds like somebody cant see THAT THIS VIDEO IS A FUCKING JOKE OH MY GOD WAS THE "FAIR CHARACTER LIKE HAZAMA" AT THE END NOT A DEAD GIVEAWAY

  • @TheTaiyakiGuy Easy there, chief. Remember your blood pressure.

  • Microsoft Sam could possibly defeat him.

  • I know people can be extremely stupid at times, but the fact that there are so many serious responses and comments to this vid makes me kinda wish the world ended on saturday.

  • @CDub7888 This.

  • I can beat him with Tsubaki :3

    It's all about controling distance and anticipating his magnatizing to properly counter.

    When you use a combo attack against him, make sure the first few hits, hits him hard enough to be unable to trigger his grabs. And simply STAY THE PHUCK AWAY from him when his heat gauge is at 50%. Though his distortion drive has a strong magnetic attraction, if you're far enough from it, keep back dashing and it'll run out and he'll waste his heat and you can rape him. :D

  • this is my favorite video ever

  • Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! John Madden!

  • What makes him so cheap is that no matter how good you are with a character, you have to come up with a whole new strategy to fight against him.

    That anti-air grab doesn't even have to touch you to pull you to him.

  • @Kuribohchaos8 Ideally, you should have a separate strategy for every single character. There are entire threads on dustloop devoted to how to deal with the strengths and capitalize on the weaknesses of every character. Actually, ideally, you should have a separate strategy for every single player. In fact, strategy should not even come into play in this game. You are given a bunch of tools. All you need to do is use them on reaction when your opponent does something.

  • @Goreblender To use tools that you are given accordingly to the various situations is a strategy in itself. Furthermore, you can't just rush down every character with a move you think will work. Not everyone online is going to be a Rachel.

  • @argentumsprisma759 I wouldn't really call that a strategy, since strategy implies planning. It's more of a... tactic. You aren't really planning in the sense of, "okay, when he air dashes, I'll use atomic collider." You're just like, "alright, I've got atomic collider if he air dashes, I've got sledge if he's throwing projectiles, I've got GetB for a reversal..." except you don't really think any of those things, because it should just be a gut response.

  • This is the greatest video ever

  • "Iron Tager is way to f***ing cheap, it's not even funny. His moves do over nine thousand damage and you can't avoid them worth crap because he always magnetises you :("

    Lol that made me lol

  • His moves don't do over 9000 damage. 9000 damage is more than 75% of the health bar.

  • @VerifyinTr1gIDs Obviously you've never had a GETB pulled on you out of nowhere or been combo'd until you want to rip your hair out, lol.

  • @TheBlueMario The video said that ALL his moves do over 9000 damage. Also, a combo is a collection of moves, repeated one after another.

  • @TheHondaBull What's that?

  • @VerifyinTr1gIDs ಠ_ಠ

  • Hazama Fair? Pfft xD

    This made my day.

  • GENESIS EMERALD TAGER SPAAAMMMMMMMEER!!!!!

  • last two words made me lol

    icing on the cake