Snooki book A Shore Thing review

[roccotool]

Here's the perfect date with Snooki:

"Uhhh! Get out."

[dankpink2]

GO TO SLEEP!

[haikumanchuman]

If Jabba the Hutt and Sasquatch had a baby, ... then beat it incessantly for years.. creating deep psychological trauma and a need to be loved... that baby would be "the sitch." Also, He's luckier and more balanced than Snookie. Jabbaburn!

[TheCourtandchels]

OUCH!

[cp69yoo]

a few words * scene refresher * a few more words * scene refresher *

dear god -___________-

[IanpiElfenomeno]

Interview my dick. Lol

[BabyGirlGoddess]

I recently read that she has another book coming out in the fall....

[mannysmith23]

I think your upset about the tax on tanning...

[krazyr8drdad]

WOW?????????



[houstond13]

shut up you fuckin loser lol why do sit at your house and cry about a tv show

[choiceAZbro]

ur a fagget

[mazeltov11]

you sir have one weird ass lookin head.

[nomoney43]

dood go kill your self u slow looking pale mother fucker xD dead ass id prefer fire btw

[mmeister2]

Love her or hate her everyone pays attention to what she does.

[YangTruong]

this guy look fucking ugly like his father 

[WatchVenusSpa]

When someone who cannot read has a book written our country deserves to be destroyed by the terrorists.

[kajetanadamsamuel]

Who would buy a book about "I liek animals, cuzz they are like cute and like sweet, my fucking bf like cheated on me so I was like 'I gotta do something' and I went like to Jersey Shore" ?

[LissaChelle9002]

Let's give a round of applause for the three-way drunken love child of an Oompa Loompa, Tattoo from Fantasy Island, and a meerkat!

[vukbui1987]

Want to end world hunger? Send Snookie to Africa.

But I'm pretty sure they'll send that shit back to us.

[macypctutoriales]

@vukbui1987 Priceless comment!

[funnieshat13]

your ignorant! snooki is the shit.

[iflybitchesx3]

stfu! all of you, dont talk about snooki like that r u stupid? get lost u fckn haters

[nick55905]

u suck monkey balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buba72196]

u r so mean snooki is so fuckin awesome dont talk about people in a bad way if u dont know them or watch the show

[HereticInExile]

Let me start by saying, I actually watch the jersey shore. Just for the grins. But all the people really defending the pile of dogshit that is between the ears of the JS cast: Really?

They're funny and they can be nice I suppose. But the fact remains, that they are all nimrods.

[shanaynaykicksass97]

Fuck you snooki's awesome and your a dickface with no life

[harshbargerconnie]

WOW u really need to get a life if al u can do is bash ppl on the internet for enjoyment mayb u dnt like her but i didn c u in the ball bein dropped at midnight lastnight so shes doin somthin right

[knightmare4321]

@harshbargerconnie that's the internet for you!

[pliskin100]

@harshbargerconnie Here's a tip retard: all the little red lines under your writing means you're a dropkick.

[questionauthoritah]

Its a Jersey thing.

[pliskin100]

@questionauthoritah If it is everyone from jersey should be castrated.

[MikeyMelee]

i'm all for joking around but HARPING on somebody because you think they're ugly is a little immature. especially when you look like a cross between the T1000 terminator and a Gremlin.

[pliskin100]

@MikeyMelee You're right, we can't have someone being mean to another person. Not on the internet. That's just not allowed.

[MikeyMelee]

@pliskin100 exactly.

[rbrown2697]

Smooki is gross

[pliskin100]

@Ziegoz Are you parents brother and sister?

[pliskin100]

@Ziegoz You're an idiot.

[pliskin100]

@Ziegoz The fact that you tried to defend anyone from Jersey Shore automatically voids your opinion of any educational merit. That is why I called you an idiot, becasue you are.

[pliskin100]

@Ziegoz I'm not an overweight nerd or a pathetic loner who lives with his mother as much as that might enrage you. I'm the guy that calls people out on their bullshit. Jersey Shore is a terrible show because it idolizes the worst of the human race and drop kicks like you lap it up.

[Ziegoz]

@pliskin100 Get, a, life, real, fast. It takes you two seconds before you have commented back. Stop bothering people over ze internet.

[pliskin100]

@Ziegoz Becasue anyone who calls you an idiot just doesn't have a life at all. I guess your parents don't have a life either, huh kid? Do the world a favour and put your face in a blender. Anyone who seriously defends these bullheaded pricks deserves to have their seed erased from the earth.

[Ziegoz]

@pliskin100 Do your parents call you an idiot? I feel sorry for you kid. Calm down now and go do something you enjoy doing, except for trying to pick fights over ze internet, it is very sad indeed :)

[pliskin100]

@Ziegoz Defending Jersey Shore definetly doesn't make you a bull headed drop kick. At all. It's good to see the youth of this country has good taste in music and television. Just kidding, you're a fucking idiot for watching Jersey Shore.

[Ziegoz]

@pliskin100

Jersey shore is so much fun to watch. What? :D

[pliskin100]

@Ziegoz I bet you like Twilight too. Thanks for being the downfall of society.

[aprilfoolsnerd1999]

@pliskin100 dude calm down its his opinion iv never watched it but you dont have to attack someone over their opinion

[TheXpected2]

best story ever

[DJMerlen]

Mike Tyson bot a piece off Evander Holyfields ear, thus Snooki was born

[abc123ilovethee]

Lmfao! i'm so surprised that she's even literate,....

[JnAStudios]

lol thanks for the review dude!! I predict it's infinitely better than what the book will ever be!

[catman63879]

her head looks like a big fucked up potato!! LMAO!! that was some funny shit dude!!

[erectionaffection]

if elvira had a tourette baby with johnny knoxville it would be named snooki 

[RandomX856]

Did u see Snooki on South Park??? I almost pissed myself laughing so hard.

[onthaszz]

@RandomX856 snookie want smoosh smoosh

[Kayshthegreat]

@onthaszz LOL

[itsbrad212]

If MTV made a reality show, it would involve Snooki...wait...

[SoulStatement]

snooki want smoosh smoosh

[jmovies13]

if lady gagas dick hair crawled on top of a mastubaiting penguin melester it would b called snooki

[mouth0mighty]

@jmovies13 o.m.g ... ur funny.. lol

[KrfNYC2]

@jmovies13 If a mentally retarted umpa loompa and a crack head walrus had a baby that then got hit by an 18-wheeler and fell into a blender ...the result would be Snooki. Nothing against Snooki. I wish much love to her...but I couldn't resist.

[bbq226]

If dennis rodman had a kid with joan rivers it be named snooki

[onthaszz]

@bbq226 LMFAO

[xRandomShadowManx]

Welcome back man. :D