If ANYONE here wants to know the SECRETS, algorithms, and great tips and advice, PLUS HELP, on how to actually get popular on YouTube then PM me or add me as a contact and reply, drop me a message, etc.
I can help you boost your channel, your views, your notoriety, publicity, subscribers, discussions about you, etc.
I CAN DO IT! Just look at several of the people I have already made popular and helped them gain views including:
@AndyHarglesis Haven't heard of any of these people lol. But honestly best tip of all is have fun making videos other people will enjoy. Or be a really hot girl who vlogs...
@DavidCigam The really hot girl who vlogs is only going to bank in mostly male viewers.
Those strategies are very gender targeted, and mine target all genders. :D
But anyhoo, who the heck are you? lol. I've never heard of you before, so you're no "bigshot" who can determine how to achieve popularity anyways. :D
PS: blowtank123 is still growing and getting more popular. The other two are not really popular at all, but I helped them achieve more views and subscribers.
@AndyHarglesis I'm the guy whose video you commented on so that must make me somebody =). Also the being a hot girl vlogging was a joke but honestly male viewers are viewers so who cares. Btw hot chick who vlogs about make-up = both male and female viewers. =D
@DavidCigam The fact that I found this video is purely determined based on a factor of tags, your views, and chance.
You are not anybody and are far from popular. Get over yourself and lose weight.
Anyways, if you want MOST female viewers it takes a strategy that dumb males like you don't understand. ;)
So keep gathering your male audiences! Obviously you are clueless on what interests females, and any information regarding female anatomy since you only want men inside. ;)
@AndyHarglesis Cute generic insults. I never once said I was popular or huge on Youtube but honestly I'm steps ahead of what you are on Youtube. If someone wanted to make a successful Youtube account they should talk to me over some dude who doesn't even upload videos. And honestly Youtube isn't about the numbers, it's about making videos people enjoy. If you can do that the numbers will come. Stop aiming for the wrong thing bro. BTW keep commenting on this video, it helps my numbers. =)
@AndyHarglesis Lol labeling me a sexist, I'm talking Youtube and you keep trying to circle jerk this convo into an argument about females. Whatever bro, thanks for the comments. In the end it only helps my videos' numbers. =)
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Okay so just cause he's a little tubby he gets a billion hate comments? Just like how if he was emo, he'd be called gay, or if he dressed country he'd be called a hick... Whatever that's not why I'm posting this comment. I'm posting this comment because obviously, since he has all these views, he must be speaking the truth, so I trust him and what he's saying. And if what he's saying isn't true, then just ask yourself this... Why the hell else would he post this clip? What would he gain? :/
How to get famous on youtube checklist: Be American Eat Loads Of Burgers Act camp Make Your Voice Squeaky and fucking annoying Super Impose your face onto fruit Post music with a picture Video your self on webcam BIG TITS Be random. WoW isnt youtube just full of talent!
your a fucking looser you have no fucking life thinking you were going to get famous off this fat cracker boy ..white ppl are known for doing the dumbest stupidest things ....
If ANYONE here wants to know the SECRETS, algorithms, and great tips and advice, PLUS HELP, on how to actually get popular on YouTube then PM me or add me as a contact and reply, drop me a message, etc.
I can help you boost your channel, your views, your notoriety, publicity, subscribers, discussions about you, etc.
I CAN DO IT! Just look at several of the people I have already made popular and helped them gain views including:
1.Blowtank123
2.SarahBitchWhore
3.Smaalilikewoe
TO name a few!
AndyHarglesis 1 week ago
@AndyHarglesis Haven't heard of any of these people lol. But honestly best tip of all is have fun making videos other people will enjoy. Or be a really hot girl who vlogs...
DavidCigam 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@DavidCigam The really hot girl who vlogs is only going to bank in mostly male viewers.
Those strategies are very gender targeted, and mine target all genders. :D
But anyhoo, who the heck are you? lol. I've never heard of you before, so you're no "bigshot" who can determine how to achieve popularity anyways. :D
PS: blowtank123 is still growing and getting more popular. The other two are not really popular at all, but I helped them achieve more views and subscribers.
Everyone needs my tips.
AndyHarglesis 1 week ago
@AndyHarglesis I'm the guy whose video you commented on so that must make me somebody =). Also the being a hot girl vlogging was a joke but honestly male viewers are viewers so who cares. Btw hot chick who vlogs about make-up = both male and female viewers. =D
DavidCigam 1 week ago
@DavidCigam The fact that I found this video is purely determined based on a factor of tags, your views, and chance.
You are not anybody and are far from popular. Get over yourself and lose weight.
Anyways, if you want MOST female viewers it takes a strategy that dumb males like you don't understand. ;)
So keep gathering your male audiences! Obviously you are clueless on what interests females, and any information regarding female anatomy since you only want men inside. ;)
Blog away fatty.
AndyHarglesis 1 week ago
@AndyHarglesis Cute generic insults. I never once said I was popular or huge on Youtube but honestly I'm steps ahead of what you are on Youtube. If someone wanted to make a successful Youtube account they should talk to me over some dude who doesn't even upload videos. And honestly Youtube isn't about the numbers, it's about making videos people enjoy. If you can do that the numbers will come. Stop aiming for the wrong thing bro. BTW keep commenting on this video, it helps my numbers. =)
DavidCigam 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@DavidCigam Thanks for admitting you're a sexist, unintelligent male on females. ;D
This will be my last comment, so enjoy it and fathom to it as best you can. lol. ;D
AndyHarglesis 1 week ago
@AndyHarglesis Lol labeling me a sexist, I'm talking Youtube and you keep trying to circle jerk this convo into an argument about females. Whatever bro, thanks for the comments. In the end it only helps my videos' numbers. =)
DavidCigam 1 week ago
Little helpful but can I drop the wig
Bluster7777 2 weeks ago
1. Lose weight
2....
ipodhelp999 2 weeks ago
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@ipodhelp999 FUCK YOU
englishbeauty88 2 weeks ago
ewwww
superili 2 weeks ago
I'm lost, and i'm cold. But i found a twinkie!
NinjaMichiko 1 month ago
This was hilarious!
rea12326 1 month ago
i know the easiest way, just look like a fat guy and post a video on how to get famous! :D
xpiredq 1 month ago
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hey guys im trying to get more popular on youtube FAST! ive recently made a new video called THINGS TO DO WHEN YOURE BORED:WITH FRIENDS! If you watch it and like it plleeaasseee make sure to SUBSCRIBE! every subscriber counts toward: ENDING WORLD BOREDOM! i'll be making videos frequently THANKS SOOOO MUCH AND PLEASE IF YOU HAVE TIME CHECK IT OUT <3 IT MIGHT HELP YOU TO NEVER BE BORED AGAIN!! THANK YOU!
iLuvdogs345 1 month ago
Is ur finger nails painted??????
prettybabyface105 2 months ago
@prettybabyface105 Yeah it had to be for a scene. Trust me that's no where near the worst thing I've done for a video.
DavidCigam 2 months ago
I thought this was hilarious, I am totally going to subscribe!!! xD
1999juliannasmiles 2 months ago
@1999juliannasmiles Thanks! Glad you liked it! =D
DavidCigam 2 months ago
Pittsburgh steelers which won the world series LOL nice
TheDanielworld 2 months ago
did any body notice him sweeting at 2:37
dirtygettokids1000 2 months ago
@dirtygettokids1000 Haha yeah that was sweat combined with hair gel, my friends joke about it looking like jizz on my forehead lol.
DavidCigam 1 month ago
looks like this dude is sittin in a camper lol
ovationplayer57 2 months ago
@ovationplayer57 I am sitting in a camper, GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?
DavidCigam 2 months ago
Awesom
plolliluvsmb 2 months ago
i ussually aint this rude but man that was a shitty ass video
daGslovedis 2 months ago
@daGslovedis Thanks for the feedback daGslovedis. I'm a G and I don't love that.
DavidCigam 2 months ago
Fuck the Police!....and Gumby.
K?
xXSlvrMonkayXx 2 months ago
@xXSlvrMonkayXx spongebob?
Crakkah 2 months ago
SEASON TWO COMING THIS MONTH!
bluecarloz 2 months ago
The Best Way and Easiest Way to Get Famous On Youtube is Making a "How To Get Famous On Youtube" Videos
Turpezor 2 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
No top comment this is my chance!!!
Thank you Lord
Hehehehehehehehehehehe
I'm bored
awesomesaul0 3 months ago
nice video but ur fat
511Colin 3 months ago
fat guys with video blogs are for ever alone?
ilovemyself98ful 3 months ago
i got 8 subs to hand can count that.......
Carlos328 3 months ago
Check out my new video on how to get fans on youtube in 2 minutes i got 9 fans... and you can do this even faster !!
SuperDuperTutorials1 3 months ago
"Billy You Son Of A Bitch" Lolzx That Tickeled Me. . . :D
chasity19190 4 months ago
Etiher 14, 15, 16, 17 lipsmacks.
moonman57 4 months ago
@moonman57 For the gay gossip guy at least.
moonman57 4 months ago
pittsburg boy huh. yeah bud
ALLERTORLOVER69 4 months ago
you know what pisses me off. FRED. HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO IT.
ALLERTORLOVER69 4 months ago
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originalgangster070 4 months ago
I have good skate videos, But not a LODE of people watch em, Maybe if you have two mins just take a look and why not subscribe? I'd appreciate it, thanks guys:)
SJSkateHD 4 months ago
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ChopperRaper 5 months ago
Hey can u please get me famous?
breialex14 5 months ago
I've only got like 40 views NO COMMENTS on the best video i've ever done!
NeverStayYoung 5 months ago
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MrLabuman 5 months ago
@ArborWeek I am special cause I know this guy IRL. problem?
RocketVGC 5 months ago
1000th comment! :D
RocketVGC 5 months ago
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ArborWeek 5 months ago
@RocketVGC Wow, you're super special.
ArborWeek 5 months ago
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RocketVGC 5 months ago
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RocketVGC 5 months ago
i'm
RocketVGC 5 months ago
He smacks his lips a lot
MacyRocks1 5 months ago
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SuperMilhorn 5 months ago
He's doing a video about how to be famous when he's not famous AT ALL!! HE IS FREAKIN UNKNOWN! HE DOESN'T HAVE 800 SUBS! What a nice example heeeyy!
momosaf 6 months ago
Lol
Paper88Moon 6 months ago
listen to the sound he make when he talks
AWsomeLS 6 months ago
did anyone notice hes in a trailer
mrcoolcartoons 6 months ago
@mrcoolcartoons yeah. dont be an asshole!
Cbjfan8 6 months ago
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channelninjacom 7 months ago
ahaa I like how you make SWEET love to your twinkines and cookies!!!
missclumsyful 7 months ago
best way is to make a song like Friday and get famous
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bluecarloz 7 months ago
@Angelcanter463 why are you hating? he's a youtube partner and you arent :D!
bluecarloz 7 months ago
please stop maken videos no defence but u suck
angelcanter465 7 months ago
my grandma has twenty times more subscribers
NannoPulse 7 months ago
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Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
bubblesAndsparkels 7 months ago
omg. i
dont care what anyone says. i just felt tha true meaning of real lmao moments while waching this video xD
Sebastien4399 7 months ago
this is actually so true
sexiikamila 8 months ago
stupid
randomemilyful99 8 months ago
Sub
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(sub to me the other guys will probably not sub back! -__-
yours3lfXD 8 months ago
Okay so just cause he's a little tubby he gets a billion hate comments? Just like how if he was emo, he'd be called gay, or if he dressed country he'd be called a hick... Whatever that's not why I'm posting this comment. I'm posting this comment because obviously, since he has all these views, he must be speaking the truth, so I trust him and what he's saying. And if what he's saying isn't true, then just ask yourself this... Why the hell else would he post this clip? What would he gain? :/
donraz101 8 months ago
lol a fat guy who does daily vlogs , that would be my favorite youtuber called shaycarl lol
MuffinPetal777 8 months ago
14 or 15 lip smacks
nazizombiehitler12 8 months ago
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sisterseries1 8 months ago
Subscribe to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jjpa7g 8 months ago
OH MY GOD! HE HAS MAD FOOLS OF US ALL! THERES ADS RIGHT THERE! HE EARNS MONEY FOR EACH VIEW! YOU.. GREEDY... BASTARD!!! AAAAGGGHHH!!! Jk,
spellingerror2000 8 months ago
shut the fuck up fat ass
AreoAssault 8 months ago
lol
MrJLR03 8 months ago
your stuped
MariOandJo3 8 months ago
@MariOandJo3 your stupid, you dont even know how to spell "stupid"
BlogsbytheDay 8 months ago
@BlogsbytheDay hahahahahaha stuped????
kkhollyhood 8 months ago
@kkhollyhood hahaha lol
BlogsbytheDay 8 months ago
mtak ,, mtak ,, mtak ,, mtak LMAO
MernaMJFan 9 months ago
haaaahaahahaha i luv this guy
MultiNinja8 9 months ago
this is pretty funny. i lol'd
fly55556 9 months ago
U just won tge awared fir thw biggest douche in the universe
jordy15322 9 months ago
your funny but your that lipsmacking IS FUCKING ANNOYING
Digeo4 9 months ago
@Digeo4 this is true
fly55556 9 months ago
u inspired me to make my account so i responded with my vid :)
SophieDelicious 9 months ago
Your A Jokah Keep Makin Vids :) x
PaigeYyr1 9 months ago
ur the best doushebag ive ever seen
pittyfool 9 months ago
sooo funny
Scrudproductions 9 months ago
I thought the video was funny but the whole thing was plain. weird I will give you a thumps up any way :)
daredevils616 9 months ago
SASCraziee 9 months ago
im lost and cold but i found a rtwinky awesome
PopularFail 10 months ago
he has no friends so he used himself....
JSRBEATS 10 months ago
LISTEN YOU CAN HELP ME GET FAMOUS JUST LOOK INTO MY VIDEO'S DAVIDCIGAM I'm Known As "Gothic Tourettes Guy"
GothicTourettesGuyTV 10 months ago
Haha dude u made me laugh ahahha but it was good to!My fav was the last one!
ThePaycrazy21 10 months ago
Haha dude u made me laugh ahahha but it was good to!
ThePaycrazy21 10 months ago
That sucked!!
johnanddylan13wg 10 months ago
i just noticed that you live in a camper
DirtbikeManiac24 10 months ago
Stop smacking your freakin lips UGH!
bbiillyy772 10 months ago
i have one that could be enbarrising to my friend i could record him peeing
MrNja01 10 months ago
the fat part is how u got famous ?
ChrisJMxD 10 months ago
haha tut tut tut tut tut sooo annoying. i still think your awsome though
ediblesquid9 10 months ago
love the cat x]
Madisonloopy 10 months ago
plz stop smacking ur lips lol
TheWoundedSlug 10 months ago
OMFG wot is with all the tutting
callshaw999 10 months ago
I tried the gay guy one and got raped by a pedophile!
Gribzy15 10 months ago
Ohmigod someone call nine one one bleh bleh bleh .. :))x
DamnCrazyEmoshers 10 months ago
14 lip smacks... :O
jarf629 10 months ago
your fat- but your funny!
MrShitstained 10 months ago
LMFAOOOO miley cyrus
Tinaphan45 10 months ago
hah 0:44
Baconburger14 10 months ago
you live in a fucking caravan!
iJackZz 11 months ago
this is hilarious!!! check out mah channel bitchez
Simmishimmy 1 year ago
im lost....im cold.....but i found a twinkie!! lol
crwbaseball 1 year ago
yeah ur not funny
shimmeringstar98 1 year ago
ok???
dashrocks12 1 year ago
Thanks really works
wrestlingcollecter99 1 year ago
I think I saw him on the Fast food commericals ...
Prettyboi63514 1 year ago
The clicking thing you do is so annoying with your mouth......
KVFilmsTV 1 year ago
lol
zozdude 1 year ago
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superkarategurlz 1 year ago
@superkarategurlz Sure, give me 10 ways to lose weight.
DavidCigam 1 year ago
@superkarategurlz lmfaoooooooooooooooo
JustWatchItNowYT 1 year ago
@superkarategurlz Dude, that's harsh.
tal8850 11 months ago
@superkarategurlz Hello my name is Simon! Are you ever bored? Yes you are! Now here: Go dig a hole and die in it >:D
TheExplodingPumpkin 10 months ago
@TheExplodingPumpkin Can you take a joke? :D Calm down Mr. Grumpy Pants. How about you do it? NOT ME.
superkarategurlz 10 months ago
@TheExplodingPumpkin YOGSCAST?
Matozu100 10 months ago
@Matozu100 Actully not Hehe
TheExplodingPumpkin 10 months ago
Omg David hilarious :D
Why are ratings disabled tho? D:
XLazyPurpleX 1 year ago
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HalliGrove1876 1 year ago
lolz just lolz ><
MijumaruFan 1 year ago
that's actually really funny. u were right on point
8jsimone 1 year ago
#You just got yourself subscriber !
im doing videos too
MrAfroPunch 1 year ago
.......that cookie looks familier......U STOLE MY DAMN COOKY!!!!!!
PyroManiaczKJD 1 year ago
you live in a trailer
Gigglefuck 1 year ago
see that thing you do with your mouth, that gets really annoying! :L
LittleJamesRoles 1 year ago
too much
konradharla 1 year ago
I think its time to go buy a box of twinkies
shaun147852 1 year ago
this, is, THE BEST!
gamin4lif3 1 year ago
Hahaha hilarious!
MatthewFiction 1 year ago
ur not famous
freshyouthprodutions 1 year ago
@freshyouthprodutions Sarcasm is your friend!
BubblyNinjaFart 1 year ago
Good, but could have used a bit more cowbell.
crasheart35 1 year ago
will "work" for subs xD
JacobDuthaler 1 year ago
wft?
samhonegger 1 year ago
funny, i guess.... but you should have shown LEGIT versions of each way...
still, i give you props man, good shit
shrimplet596 1 year ago
i got bored after 2 seconds
chewyx47 1 year ago
funny x
appleuber 1 year ago
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fat as hell
MrPhatmuscle 1 year ago
who are you ??
TBtheMasta 1 year ago
you live in a trailer
xXnorrusian23 1 year ago
That was too funny
DaleMHurley 1 year ago
Sad and true.
Rakasava 1 year ago
not even two hands can count that many subscribers.
harrison1993301 1 year ago
smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack 26 TIMES
connortheepic10 1 year ago
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shut up you fat shit
nickfiddis 1 year ago
k if u smack your lips one more time, im gunna fuck u up
bladebomb 1 year ago
FUCK OF UUR A FAT GAY
RecoSeakSk8 1 year ago
@RecoSeakSk8 Whyd U Watch The Damn Video Then!
TheRealPoptart 1 year ago
0:40 miss piggy wants her Kermit
Sittin0nTheToilet 1 year ago
This video is like getting advice from a virgin on how to fuck.
I know you motherfuckers agree
Sittin0nTheToilet 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
u smacked ur lips 27 times through out the video
christian99960 1 year ago
u smacked ur lips 26 times through out the video
christian99960 1 year ago
you rule
nezzer123dude 1 year ago
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get fucked you homo piece of shit
nickfiddis 1 year ago
your a fucking looser you have no fucking life thinking you were going to get famous off this fat cracker boy ..white ppl are known for doing the dumbest stupidest things ....
latanyamonday 1 year ago
@latanyamonday shut it u racist
FunkyJamiesApple 1 year ago
your a fucking looser you have no fucking life thinking you were going to get famous off this fat cracker boy
latanyamonday 1 year ago
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your a fucking looser
latanyamonday 1 year ago