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  • If ANYONE here wants to know the SECRETS, algorithms, and great tips and advice, PLUS HELP, on how to actually get popular on YouTube then PM me or add me as a contact and reply, drop me a message, etc.

    I can help you boost your channel, your views, your notoriety, publicity, subscribers, discussions about you, etc.

    I CAN DO IT! Just look at several of the people I have already made popular and helped them gain views including:

    1.Blowtank123

    2.SarahBitchWhore

    3.Smaalilikewoe

    TO name a few!

  • @AndyHarglesis Haven't heard of any of these people lol. But honestly best tip of all is have fun making videos other people will enjoy. Or be a really hot girl who vlogs...

  • @DavidCigam The really hot girl who vlogs is only going to bank in mostly male viewers.

    Those strategies are very gender targeted, and mine target all genders. :D

    But anyhoo, who the heck are you? lol. I've never heard of you before, so you're no "bigshot" who can determine how to achieve popularity anyways. :D

    PS: blowtank123 is still growing and getting more popular. The other two are not really popular at all, but I helped them achieve more views and subscribers.

    Everyone needs my tips.

  • @AndyHarglesis I'm the guy whose video you commented on so that must make me somebody =). Also the being a hot girl vlogging was a joke but honestly male viewers are viewers so who cares. Btw hot chick who vlogs about make-up = both male and female viewers. =D

  • @DavidCigam The fact that I found this video is purely determined based on a factor of tags, your views, and chance.

    You are not anybody and are far from popular. Get over yourself and lose weight.

    Anyways, if you want MOST female viewers it takes a strategy that dumb males like you don't understand. ;)

    So keep gathering your male audiences! Obviously you are clueless on what interests females, and any information regarding female anatomy since you only want men inside. ;)

    Blog away fatty.

  • @AndyHarglesis Cute generic insults. I never once said I was popular or huge on Youtube but honestly I'm steps ahead of what you are on Youtube. If someone wanted to make a successful Youtube account they should talk to me over some dude who doesn't even upload videos. And honestly Youtube isn't about the numbers, it's about making videos people enjoy. If you can do that the numbers will come. Stop aiming for the wrong thing bro. BTW keep commenting on this video, it helps my numbers. =)

  • @DavidCigam Thanks for admitting you're a sexist, unintelligent male on females. ;D

    This will be my last comment, so enjoy it and fathom to it as best you can. lol. ;D

  • @AndyHarglesis Lol labeling me a sexist, I'm talking Youtube and you keep trying to circle jerk this convo into an argument about females. Whatever bro, thanks for the comments. In the end it only helps my videos' numbers. =)

  • Little helpful but can I drop the wig

  • 1. Lose weight

    2....

  • ewwww

  • I'm lost, and i'm cold. But i found a twinkie!

  • This was hilarious!

  • i know the easiest way, just look like a fat guy and post a video on how to get famous! :D

  • Is ur finger nails painted??????

  • @prettybabyface105 Yeah it had to be for a scene. Trust me that's no where near the worst thing I've done for a video.

  • I thought this was hilarious, I am totally going to subscribe!!! xD

  • @1999juliannasmiles Thanks! Glad you liked it! =D

  • Pittsburgh steelers which won the world series LOL nice

  • did any body notice him sweeting at 2:37

  • @dirtygettokids1000 Haha yeah that was sweat combined with hair gel, my friends joke about it looking like jizz on my forehead lol.

  • looks like this dude is sittin in a camper lol

  • @ovationplayer57 I am sitting in a camper, GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

  • Awesom

  • i ussually aint this rude but man that was a shitty ass video

  • @daGslovedis Thanks for the feedback daGslovedis. I'm a G and I don't love that.

  • Fuck the Police!....and Gumby.

    K?

  • @xXSlvrMonkayXx spongebob?

  • SEASON TWO COMING THIS MONTH!

  • The Best Way and Easiest Way to Get Famous On Youtube is Making a "How To Get Famous On Youtube" Videos

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    No top comment this is my chance!!!

    Thank you Lord

    Hehehehehehehehehehehe

    I'm bored

  • nice video but ur fat

  • fat guys with video blogs are for ever alone?

  • i got 8 subs to hand can count that.......

  • Check out my new video on how to get fans on youtube in 2 minutes i got 9 fans... and you can do this even faster !!

  • "Billy You Son Of A Bitch" Lolzx That Tickeled Me. . . :D

  • Etiher 14, 15, 16, 17 lipsmacks.

  • @moonman57 For the gay gossip guy at least.

  • pittsburg boy huh. yeah bud

  • you know what pisses me off. FRED. HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO IT.

  • I have good skate videos, But not a LODE of people watch em, Maybe if you have two mins just take a look and why not subscribe? I'd appreciate it, thanks guys:)

  • Hey guys im at 1800 subs at 2000 subs i make a HD PVR and Ps3/Xbox 360 giveaway with 5 games of your choice,a value of 1000$!

    Sub

    4

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    And get a chance to win!!!

  • Hey can u please get me famous?

  • I've only got like 40 views NO COMMENTS on the best video i've ever done!

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  • @ArborWeek I am special cause I know this guy IRL. problem?

  • 1000th comment! :D

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  • @RocketVGC Wow, you're super special.

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  • He smacks his lips a lot

  • He's doing a video about how to be famous when he's not famous AT ALL!! HE IS FREAKIN UNKNOWN! HE DOESN'T HAVE 800 SUBS! What a nice example heeeyy!

  • Lol

  • listen to the sound he make when he talks

  • did anyone notice hes in a trailer

  • @mrcoolcartoons yeah. dont be an asshole!

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  • ahaa I like how you make SWEET love to your twinkines and cookies!!!

  • best way is to make a song like Friday and get famous

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  • @Angelcanter463 why are you hating? he's a youtube partner and you arent :D!

  • please stop maken videos no defence but u suck

  • my grandma has twenty times more subscribers

  • omg. i

    dont care what anyone says. i just felt tha true meaning of real lmao moments while waching this video xD

  • this is actually so true

  • stupid

  • Sub

    4

    Sub!

    (sub to me the other guys will probably not sub back! -__-

  • Okay so just cause he's a little tubby he gets a billion hate comments? Just like how if he was emo, he'd be called gay, or if he dressed country he'd be called a hick... Whatever that's not why I'm posting this comment. I'm posting this comment because obviously, since he has all these views, he must be speaking the truth, so I trust him and what he's saying. And if what he's saying isn't true, then just ask yourself this... Why the hell else would he post this clip? What would he gain? :/

  • lol a fat guy who does daily vlogs , that would be my favorite youtuber called shaycarl lol

  • 14 or 15 lip smacks

  • Subscribe to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OH MY GOD! HE HAS MAD FOOLS OF US ALL! THERES ADS RIGHT THERE! HE EARNS MONEY FOR EACH VIEW! YOU.. GREEDY... BASTARD!!! AAAAGGGHHH!!!  Jk,

  • shut the fuck up fat ass

  • lol

  • your stuped

    

  • @MariOandJo3 your stupid, you dont even know how to spell "stupid"

  • @BlogsbytheDay hahahahahaha stuped????

  • @kkhollyhood hahaha lol

  • mtak ,, mtak ,, mtak ,, mtak LMAO

  • haaaahaahahaha i luv this guy

  • this is pretty funny. i lol'd

  • U just won tge awared fir thw biggest douche in the universe

  • your funny but your that lipsmacking IS FUCKING ANNOYING

  • @Digeo4 this is true

  • u inspired me to make my account so i responded with my vid :)

  • Your A Jokah Keep Makin Vids :) x

  • ur the best doushebag ive ever seen

  • sooo funny

  • I thought the video was funny but the whole thing was plain. weird I will give you a thumps up any way :)

  • How to get famous on youtube checklist: Be American Eat Loads Of Burgers Act camp Make Your Voice Squeaky and fucking annoying Super Impose your face onto fruit Post music with a picture Video your self on webcam BIG TITS Be random. WoW isnt youtube just full of talent!
  • im lost and cold but i found a rtwinky awesome

  • he has no friends so he used himself....

  • LISTEN YOU CAN HELP ME GET FAMOUS JUST LOOK INTO MY VIDEO'S DAVIDCIGAM I'm Known As "Gothic Tourettes Guy"

  • Haha dude u made me laugh ahahha but it was good to!My fav was the last one!

  • Haha dude u made me laugh ahahha but it was good to!

  • That sucked!!

  • i just noticed that you live in a camper

  • Stop smacking your freakin lips UGH!

  • i have one that could be enbarrising to my friend i could record him peeing

  • the fat part is how u got famous ?

  • haha tut tut tut tut tut sooo annoying. i still think your awsome though

  • love the cat x]

  • plz stop smacking ur lips lol

  • OMFG wot is with all the tutting

    

  • I tried the gay guy one and got raped by a pedophile!

  • Ohmigod someone call nine one one bleh bleh bleh .. :))x

  • 14 lip smacks... :O

  • your fat- but your funny!

  • LMFAOOOO miley cyrus

  • hah 0:44

  • you live in a fucking caravan!

  • this is hilarious!!! check out mah channel bitchez

  • im lost....im cold.....but i found a twinkie!! lol

  • yeah ur not funny

  • ok???

  • Thanks really works

  • I think I saw him on the Fast food commericals ...

  • The clicking thing you do is so annoying with your mouth......

  • lol

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  • @superkarategurlz Sure, give me 10 ways to lose weight.

  • @superkarategurlz lmfaoooooooooooooooo

  • @superkarategurlz Dude, that's harsh.

  • @superkarategurlz Hello my name is Simon! Are you ever bored? Yes you are! Now here: Go dig a hole and die in it >:D

  • @TheExplodingPumpkin Can you take a joke? :D Calm down Mr. Grumpy Pants. How about you do it? NOT ME.

  • @TheExplodingPumpkin YOGSCAST?

  • @Matozu100 Actully not Hehe

  • Omg David hilarious :D

    Why are ratings disabled tho? D:

  • lolz just lolz ><

  • that's actually really funny. u were right on point

  • #You just got yourself subscriber !

    im doing videos too

  • .......that cookie looks familier......U STOLE MY DAMN COOKY!!!!!!

  • you live in a trailer

  • see that thing you do with your mouth, that gets really annoying! :L

  • too much

  • I think its time to go buy a box of twinkies

  • this, is, THE BEST!

  • Hahaha hilarious!

    

  • ur not famous 

  • @freshyouthprodutions Sarcasm is your friend!

  • Good, but could have used a bit more cowbell.

  • will "work" for subs xD

  • wft?

    

  • funny, i guess.... but you should have shown LEGIT versions of each way...

    still, i give you props man, good shit

  • i got bored after 2 seconds

  • funny x

  • who are you ??

  • you live in a trailer

  • That was too funny

  • Sad and true.

  • not even two hands can count that many subscribers.

  • smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack 26 TIMES

  • k if u smack your lips one more time, im gunna fuck u up

  • FUCK OF UUR A FAT GAY

  • @RecoSeakSk8 Whyd U Watch The Damn Video Then!

  • 0:40 miss piggy wants her Kermit

  • This video is like getting advice from a virgin on how to fuck.

    I know you motherfuckers agree

  • u smacked ur lips 26 times through out the video

  • you rule

    

  • your a fucking looser you have no fucking life thinking you were going to get famous off this fat cracker boy ..white ppl are known for doing the dumbest stupidest things ....

  • @latanyamonday shut it u racist

  • your a fucking  looser you have no fucking life thinking you were going to get famous off this fat cracker boy