Mst3k Jack Frost - 8/10

[SpiderxBlue]

Grand father frost found me in the forest and took me to his castle where he introduced me to my fiance and gave me tresure. If I ever get married suddenyl thats exactly what Im going to tell everyone!

[GoblinXXX]

@SpiderxBlue I'd buy it.

[shandelear]

"Clear out the bathrooooom!"

[reubenthetadpole]

"Killed your girlfriend. Coffee?"

[TheCrazyTalkKid]

Hurray! A pig eating pigs will taste delicious!

[coolsomeXD]

She gave the pig ham!?

[KingSnarf]

"Apparently, there's no Finnish word for 'subtle'."

[TheLemonGrenade]

@KingSnarf Except for "hienovarainen"

[PettyFortune]

"Take on me"......."Take me on"

[Kintoun2107]

"LOOK WHO'S HERE!"

Thank you, Anonymous Voice!

LOL. ADR FTW

[livinintwilightzone]

Classic case of Munchausen by Proxy Syndrome...^_^

[JoltenJoetaco]

Why would they feed deviled ham to a pig? Thats brutal...

[Tanyableu]

7:40  My Dad would respond: "Anything for my Queen."

[BryonYoungblood]

Servo: We spit on your doorstep! PUI!!

Crow: PUI!!

Mike: Deviled ham!? That's sick! IIii can't believe you're making me eat this!!

[jimmystewart123]

Guy: "Please forgive me!'

Crow: "And my a-Ha haircut!"

[tsw62305]

deviled ham? to a pig?

[EponymousKid]

"So, Frost, you killed her, that's the long and short of it."

That... might be my new favorite riff ever.

[bastianskaye]

It's a positive ID, then...

[windt]

"Apparently there's no Finnish word for 'subtle'"

[ZachChis]

"I can't look at them honey, they're horrible."

And then she launches into the most insane story ever.

[Gigrantula58]

Ivan: Won't you please forgive me?

Crow: And my A-Ha hairdo.

Ivan: Please?

Crow: Take on me.

Servo: Take me on

[SohoEliminator]

the new ace of base is out!

[fuckingkiddinme]

Look, Santa claus jr!

[tenfed1861]

"They're swimming in my chili the little creeps".LOL

[ZoomingDakota]

"Mmmmm, my famous Yankee bean soup!"

[femoman]

"Look who's here!"

"Thank you anonymous voice!"

[nagaking07]

I've lost track, is this Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, or Sleeping Beauty?

[BryonYoungblood]

@nagaking07 All three? XD Considering I imagine Russian fairy tales can get realllllly weird. XD

[dawgzilla1]

i love how the robots spend mike's money xD

[DAVIDInitiative]

3:29 Which one of them is doing that? - Don't do that. LOL.

"Are you hear about the 87 Buick?"

"It took years of intense training to get the dog to walk like that."

[Tareltonlives]

"Please...." "Take on me...." "Take me on...."

And now he's bragging about how good he is. Even when his girlfriend nearly dies his ego bounces back.

"Hi! Behold a pale horse!"

[foxmcleod64]

The break between parts here is rather unfortunate because the chicken clucking timed with that woman's movements combined with the step-sister's outburts slays me everytime I see it!

[IliyaMoroumetz]

Ya know, Crow's antics, along with Tom's in 'The Screaming Skull', make me glad I don't have credit cards anymore. Oi.

[vigo894]

@IliyaMoroumetz= Makes me glad I never owned one. And never will.

[ChaoticYak]

I enjoy watching people's mental illness.

"Won't you please forgive me?"

...and my A-Ha hairdo.

"Please."

Take on me. ...take me on.

It's nice to see Anthony Michael Hall working again.

[jarednagy]

Ding !

She's done!

[soad19152003]

Everyone knows about Mr. Frost? This is a weird movie lol so random that he showed up then everyone knows him

[alaskaTrobot]

" I don't wanna go to church Fido! I'm agnostic! "

[CarolinaOcelot]

I think the dog (Chapa?) is the best actor in here.

[BouncingFerretFilms]

5:52 and step back... and step back... and turn and... RUN

[elizabetheowynbelle]

So, that's the secret to reviving a comatose patient: begging their forgiveness! Brilliant!

[ChaoticYak]

Thank you, Anonymous Voice!

[nerikull]

8:57 "We spit on your doorstep!" "PTUI!" "PTUI!"

Between that and the Anonymous Voice, it just made the whole episode for me! ^^

[ManaAdvent]

"Oh great, the toilet backed up!"

"Apparently, there's no Finnish word for subtle."

"I'm out of wiper fluid!"

"They're swimming in my chili, the little creeps!"

"It's the Three Horses of the Apocalypse!"

"The Forth dropped out b/c he had too many after school activities."

"I can't look at them honey, they're horrible!"

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, am I that transparent?

So...she sleeps forever only in a *relative* sense.

[Tareltonlives]

Is it just me, or does Baba Yaga do all the dancing in this movie?

"Killed your girlfriend. Coffee?"

I'm a little afraid why Morozko and the dog back out of the room.

Using a broom to stir? No wonder Snape failed her, despite being her boyfriend

"This Finn's Life" "Shut your Kringle Hole!"

Seeing the family, it's a wonder Nastia turned out cute.

[scooteratreides]

@Tareltonlives She probably gets her looks from her mother. That's SOP in Fairy Tales: Good Man and Beautiful Woman have a daughter, Beautiful Woman dies(usually in childbirth), Good Man inexplicably shacks up with Evil(and sometimes butt-ugly)Bitch, then Good Man either dies or becomes an utterly whipped shell of a man, leaving his daughter to the tender mercies of Evil Bitch.

[InterEDGE]

"the new ace of base record is out!"

NOOO!

[bastlake]

Nastinka's mom looks like Sinister Minister Jim Mitchell

[albaqara]

"Love is a battlefield"... I almost fell out of my chair at that one.

[fathermckenzie1]

@albaqara hahah i actually had to go and watch that video. i guess the bosom-shaking move is kind of iconic

[nagaking07]

I lost track of the story. Is it Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, or Sleeping Beauty?

[changyimei]

"Or have you come about the 1987 Buick?"

"Take on me, Take me on!"

"Oh that's just a big zit."

"Ma'am?"

[DarkPascual]

Well, at least the girl is cute...

[nagaking07]

9:31

Was that supposed to irony or flat out sadism?

[JellicleKitten]

Thank you, anonymous voice!

[disradiance]

weird fact; the finnish invented the molotov cocktail to fight the russians in WW2. it was named after the russian who was supposed to rule finland

[aliensexgangchildren]

@disradiance the finnish were incredible soldiers at that time

[yaywhewclips242]

cute piggy.

[sethsassy]

Anyone ever notice that the voice of Jack Frost sounds a lot like "Digger Smolkin" from the Undead episode?

[Tareltonlives]

@sethsassy That explains the singing...

[MsLissy09]

"And my A-ha hair do. Take on me.Take me on."

omg that is wiiiiinnnnnn.

[adiadv10]

@MsLissy09 I almost rolled on the floor!

[FlintIronstag]

Those townspeople are horrible.

[ChaoticYak]

Apparently, there's no Finnish word for subtle.

[snikt2k10]

Something tells me this is a timeless classic in Russia. Insane drunken characters really apply over there. And boy, do they got em'.

[Amerikaner25]

@snikt2k10

ha, it actually is =)

they show it every year on new year's eve for past couple of decades =)

I worship MST3K, but to be honest, it was strange watching my childhood favorite getting savaged. but still hilarious! =)

why do the truly genius tv shows like mst3k go out of business, while some inane sparkly crap (or, worse yet, reality shows) get to be popular?

[yaywhewclips242]

Did u live or do you live in Russia? I wish i could remember where the young guy I met online, in Russia, lived.

[PyrozPlayground]

I'm out of wiper fluid.

Would you please forgive me... and my Ah-ha haircut? Please? Take on me! LOL Priceless!

[Gravos007]

"Killed your girlfriend...coffee?" LMAO

[vampresschick9988]

"The New Ace of Base record is out!"

[Kinemacolour]

"Martin Balsam is Trotsky."

[Korttimies]

No Finnish word for "subtle," eh? It took me a bit of thought, but then I came up with "vaivihkainen," but with that I don't feel that it quite represents the same meaning.

[lonelysith66]

*Gasp* Oh, it's you...

LOL XD

[AuburnRed1]

Technically, Burning Heart was more of a large part of Rocky IV than Eye of the Tiger.

Don't steal lines from Shakespeare. :D

Please take on me. Take me on.

I love 80's music. :D

See what a good man I've become. Yes, that conceit and selfishness is completely gone. :D

[ElveeKaye]

She's feeding HAM to that pig?? THAT'S CANNIBALISM, YOU SICK WOMAN!

I can't decide who wears the most makeup: Nastinka or Ivan.

[bastianskaye]

Ivan, definitely.

[LightDeoxys]

"Look who's here!"

Tom: Thank you, anonymous voice!

[PyrozPlayground]

@LightDeoxys It's the three hourses of the apocalypse!

[sillygrl23]

"Shut your kringle hole!" LOL! That one makes me burst out laughing every time next to "You just opened up a sled of whoop-ass!"

[Tareltonlives]

"Hi! Behold a pale horse!"

[GoblinXXX]

Nastinka at 5:25- "I was FROZEN today!"

[pig3292]

nostalgia critic ftw

[GoblinXXX]

I knew someone would get that. =)

[pig3292]

heck I'm waiting for a new critic episode to air now!

[GoblinXXX]

He's got some great stuff-- I'm on his site looking at Linkara's ALL STAR BATMAN & ROBIN review right now. I'm also a big Spoony fan.

[pig3292]

I have yet to convert to the other guys but I sure do plan to

[Tareltonlives]

GENIUS

[BouncingFerretFilms]

@GoblinXXX you win the most random movie connection award, congradulations

[GoblinXXX]

@BouncingFerretFilms I'd like to thank the academy, and all the little people I stepped on to get where I am.

[TitusYorick]

@GoblinXXX Man, I know that's a line Christopher Lloyd says in a movie with Hulk Hogan but for the love of me I can't remember the name of the movie.

[GoblinXXX]

@TitusYorick It's from SUBURBAN COMMANDO.

[Metalchick36]

She gave the pig deviled ham? That's sick!

[jekblom123]

"Gummy Bears!"

[CarolinaOcelot]

Ah, the Yuppies are back.

[LyndaHudson]

"They're swimming in my chili, the little creeps!"

[shiftyjake]

Ivan: Won't you please forgive me?

Crow: And my Ah-Ha hairdo.

Ivan: Please

Crow: Take on me.

[DrivenNails]

Give me the damn snosage man! i know it's in your pocket!

[DMCdawg]

So he lives in a sort of Christian-pagan funhouse, huh?

[VeryAngryCamel]

shes asleep

oh am i that transparent?

[TsarIvanIV]

I actually know someone like the spoiled daughter....ugh....

[lonelysith66]

you poor thing...

D:

[sokarsfleet]

60 years of communism have driven these people insane.

[lonelysith66]

Yeah, that seems to me happening a lot lately!

XD

[Sandypantsthegreat]

a big sack of potatoes!

[rapturerogue]

"So, she sleeps forever only in a relative sense?"

[BeeDub57]

CLEAR OUT THE BATHROOM!!!

[Damaris1034]

Sanford, ME? lol, how random. That is where I bought my wedding dress!

[GenjyoSanzoOTS]

Thank you anonymous voice!

[livinintwilightzone]

"It's a classic case of Munchausen by Proxy Syndrome!"

Had to look that one up - Mike's so right...

[Adamguy2003]

"WHAT? WHAT?"

That's like the third 'Pee- Wee's Big Adventure' nod they've made in this one episode!

[KirbyLink08]

"Look who's here!"

"Thank you anonymous voice!"

[CarolinaOcelot]

Please...

"Take on me"

"Take me on"

[potcallingkettle]

"Clear out the bathroom!"

"I killed your girlfriend. Coffee?"

"Now I can call that Debbie girl. Oh, hi honey."

"Thank you, anonymous voice!"

[LunaMoth116]

"Gummy bears!"

A dowry I certainly wouldn't mind receiving. 8-)

[ChinchillaAngel]

slince of the pigs in this part