Jay Mohr's take on Carl's Jr.

[GBev2K]

Jay Mohr is the Carl's Jr of comedy.

[charliethemaddawg]

Obviously this guy doesn't like Carl's Jr. or Hardee's. Mohr's takes on CJ or Hardee;s don't do the burgers any justice.

[evolvo1]

IRONIC! that Jay mentions Paterno and an announcer who sounds like he will go after your children....WEIRD!!!

[evolvo1]

IRONIC!!!: Jay mention's J. Paterno and someone sound like they will go after your children in the same take!!! Jay's a psychic!!!

[MrTocallito]

Maldita sea sus putas amburgesas me isieron mal me dio chorrillo y por consecuencia estoy en el puto baño

[jumpoutatree]

Carl's Jr. Cheese, Chopped Meat, and Children.

[sexntuna]

Are these burgers any good? They are about to open here in Scandinavia.

[vickyKH]

@sexntuna they're terrible

[8484terry]

love when Jay guest hosts for Rome, awesome !

[schlong19]

eeeesssssspppppnnnnnn broughttoyou buyyyyyy

[dcbandnerd]

I can't friggin' breathe...oh that's glorious!

[TheJovanist]

"If you don't eat a Carl's Jr, I'm gonna slap your wife and follow your kids home from school....."

[estherjeong]

hilarious.

[dirtnap199]

Whoever tagged this is a fucking retarded moron

PEDOPHILE not PEDOFILE

you fucking douche whistle

[heather1380]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

[mtnomad]

I started laughing so hard the tears rolled and then I almost blacked out

[scottgreen714]

i cant get enough of this bit..... love it

[cw505]

@scottgreen714

"kids get in... carl's jr."

[assmanistan]

Also annoying: The nasally female voice in the voiceovers for ESPN and ESPN Radio.

[colt7500]

like if the slam man should get his own show!!!!!

[iambeccafran]

the same announcer guy does the commercials for Hardee's as Carl's Jr. & oh yes his voice is annoying & so is every frikkin commercial they bring forth with. i dont need to see & hear ppl eating sloppy food chewing w their mouths open along w their non appetizing slogans they do that they call "advertising campaigns". they need to fire their announcer stoner dude & their entire advertising dept & hire fresh meat (pun intended).. grrrr, i refuse to spend a dime at Hardees for many reasons!

[DankHydroBudz]

Carls jr is bome try number 8 6 ollar you will never buy any other burger

[thheeepg]

freaking hilarious

[TwistedJr69th]

"Pickled fetus burger" one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[timothywgray1]

I have never eaten at a Carl's Jr. I think they were part of the Big Boy chains at one point, right?

I just know that if I am ever back in the Cali, I won't be dining there. In fact, after some of the imagery from the Slam Man, I may never eat another hamburger again.

[abehammy]

@timothywgray1 No, Carl's Jr was always it's own company. They bought Hardee's and Green Burrito later on. Even if Carl's Jr is gross or not, I admire the guy (Carl Karcher) who founded the company. Long story short, he basically started from a working-class farming family and worked his way up to the top, even after dropping out of school after 8th grade.

[TubesteakNikka]

If you subtract the amount of time he spends laughing at himself this video is :41 seconds long

[rogerwmarks]

"a bun with the runs on it" almost made me puke on my desk

[leadfarmer70]

I got a baby in a Coleman cooler!!!!!! I just wet myself.

[NikateeN]

Ford Tundra???

[gj804]

Carl's Jr announcer guy on the West Coast is also Hardee's announcer guy on the East Coast. What a pedo sounding dude.

[stepilon]

I hear Chris Berman loves Carl's Jr.

[lucoff]

No shit! What a creepy pedo voice. You know pedos r like 'what's this about carls jr? Man I just bought a pallet of bulk candy at Costco. Oh and how about the commercial w/ the young blonde female truck driver smashing a carls jr salad w/ 3 cups of dressing on it directly in her face. Creepy

[Rm0ran]

His voiceover guy sounds like the guy who would talk at the end of the PSP squirrel commercials.

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[metemi]

LOL it looks like a scat video

[Eternalsummersong]

Woah...that is one big burger.Lol! That really sounds like a creepy commercial.

[LedJam26]

I don't want Jay to get mad....but I actually did "lol" at this video

[xSic187x]

I wish texas had a Carls Jr... =(

[StopReligionNow]

Maybe Jay's funniest bit hosting Rome.

[jacktheripper300]

This vid is awesome, Slam Man really starts to lose it.

[teak43]

I never thought much of Jay Mohr but I'm reading his SNL book now and it's great. And I had no idea he was this funny.

[imstoned6]

hey kids, get in.....carl's jr.

[chawn5]

I was working as a delivery driver back then and heard this bit, I was about to crash my van in downtown Cleveland laughing my ass off listening to this. Good times!

[killphilvol1]

Ive looked for these videos but I haven't found anything he described. Anyone got some links?

[ewalker1981]

@killphilvol1 =4tXWuLfF1uw&NR=1

[danteinfernolevel6]

lol

[jthomsoncal]

What is this Carl's jr you yanks speak of?!?

[backtohali]

the new, disgusting, baby dirty diaper burger, from Carl's Junior

I was laughing harder than Mohr!

so damn funny

[gedon4evr]

He's right. It's Hardee's here in Alabama. It's not just the east coast though.

[femacamps4ever]

Still one of the most hiliarious bits in the Jungle. Literally had to pull over I was laughing so hard. If your not eating Carls Jr, I'm going to slap your wife.

[StimpsonJay]

New from Carl's Jr...

The new Disgusting Baby Dirty Diaper Burger

XD

[Buchsbaumy]

incredible

[finkle1874]

hahaha so funny

[0livia0live]

I want to try Jay's Pickled Fetus w/ cheese burger. Lmfaooo! XD

[HeroicGomez]

This is so hilarious! If Jay Mohr weren't Rome's buddy or famous, and he called Jim's show cold turkey, he'd get run so fast. But since he and Rome are tight, we get these awesome takes when he fills in.

[greydawn]

Every time I hear these commercials on the radio, I think of Jay Mohr.

[MrAtzbabyjc]

Freakin hilarious!!!! lmao so muuch i cant stop hiccuping

[susanr81]

brought to you BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[stepilon]

Jay is easily the best Rome guest host. He freaking RULES!

[nmcvicker03]

@stepilon to be honest, I would rather have jay mohr then jim rome lol. I'm like a kid on christmas when i turn on the radio and mohr is filling in. Mohr and second goes to the sklar brothers.

[jazzpsalti]

lol in an el camino

[cobraduece]

sounds like luke perry

[Landonio1]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while, haha.

[CNVjr72701]

"Dares you to eat their burger"...WoW... too much Jay Jay...funny

[Raford146]

LMAO.

[milkmanv1]

XD, what a great rant

[Firepaw123]

ROFL

[chrisis138]

jay mohr sucks.

[mockfanatik]

Why? Are you the voice over guy for Carl's Junior?

[chrisis138]

ahahahahahahahahahhaahha......­..MY GOD TOO FUNNY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAH VOICE OVER GUY AHAHAHAHARHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[HisCrazinessMike]

lol bound and gagged teens

[chinmarin21]

o shut up butt hole

[eldorado61guy]

Read these great comments !

[Jackster333]

carls jr is pretty good compare to other fast food. I guess some "guys" don't have taste buds. =/ wells keep eating jack in the box Mr.

[ps3boyz3]

i love it when he hosts man, i never laugh so hard.UNWAR Jason Whitlock, i hate when t his guy hosts, and he hosts so often!! I dont know what the hell jim rome sees in this guy, i guess he jedi mind tricked this guy

[xquickstrykex]

carls jr is not disgusting at all, but i do hate their commercials!

[AndrewNeilFalconer]

Has Jay not been on Jim Rome is Burning for The Forum because the voice over guy comments?

We can almost hear the announcer say:

"Welcome back to Jim Rome in Burning. Now it is time for The Forum." Then Jay would imitate the announcer and get cautioned by Jim. "Easy, Jay, the guys at ESPN are a bit sensitive about that.".

[CautionMagnet]

How could Man's Game Deloro not get the soundbite that Jay requested of the voiceover guy. Oh probably because he couldn't get his parent's permission to go online since Rome was out, or Rome put some kind of V-chip protection on his computer.

[91JAKO]

friggin a riot. I had heard it live when I was on the beach in Redondo. lol

[WuAgent]

jim rome can have as much vacation as he wants as long as this guy will guest host.

[1airportsignguy]

WAR "Free-Range Urban Outdoorsmen"!

[digitalvisionfilms]

this guy is cool

all the youtubers are sell outs =)

[DesertPunked]

WTF is a Carls Jr.?

[heythisisbert]

it's a terrible burger joint

[JaszeyChasez]

How hard is a Google search?

[tt3socal]

wtf is hardys

[markymarkbb]

its carls jr in areas outside of the west

[markymarkbb]

it is your Hardees on the west coast

[angrykoolaidman]

absolutely awesome.

[heartyhoopz1184]

lol this was hilarious

[o14ed]

I liked his take on a latino family in lynwood. If someone has it please upload it.

[ElianGonzalezJr]

This is hilarious. I moved from the West Coast to the Midwest and I'm pretty sure they use the same voiceover guy to advertise Hardees.

I also noticed that they call the Six Dollar Burger a "Thickburger" here. I guess they think the joke is too complex for all those simple farm folk

[xcabanaman]

Carls Jr. Double Six Dollar Burger with Medium Natural Cut Fries and 32 oz Coke

144 g fat (51.5 g saturated fat) This meal has the caloric equivalent of 13 Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donuts; the saturated fat equivalent of 52 strips of bacon; and the salt equivalent of seven and a half large orders of McDonalds French fries!

[JokerKlownX]

Wow!!!!

[martiniac]

The Cariac Arrest Burger... new from Carl's Junior....

[lictor313]

the scat video part made me spit coffee on my keyboard

[gofsu44]

Slam Man is great.

[tommyfam]

That shit today (4/8/09), was fucking hilarious!

[lefty21]

It really was, cant wait till someone posts it or its available online somewhere...his take on the yankees play by play psycho lady was too much.

[danman25]

i cant stop laughing when he does the espn announcer impression....its so good

[StopReligionNow]

Mohr doing this voice is almost as good as his Walken/dog bit.

[tommyfam]

Carls on the WC, Hardees out this way. Disgusting crap that is all mayo, ketchup, and meat that is only 65% beef.

WAR BUMS STEALING BREADS FROM DUCKS!

[kmarshallblackburn]

Carl's Jr. a heart attack on a bun. I kill your daddies

[phirephate]

Carl's Jr... Get a juicy, delicious restaurant style burger for less then half the restaurant price. A+.

[BrandonsWastedLife]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[jaybro74]

Lets form a militia and find out what talent agency that voice-over guy belongs to and DESTROY his CHILD MOLESTING ASS!!

Everything Carl's Jr,sells is a DISGUSTING BLOB OF HEART ATTACK INDUCING DOGSHIT!!

[3richardwilliams]

i have searched months for kindred spirits on this issue - mohr hits it right on the money.

[jaybro74]

This is an open challenge to the CARL'S JR. voice-over guy: I WANT TO FIGHT YOU,ANYTIME,ANYWHERE,YOU DISGUSTING/SARCASTIC/LAZY/CYNI­CAL/PEDOPHILE FUCK!!!!

[upabittoolate]

i take back anything i've ever said about jay mohr. he's a RIOT

[heavymetalhunter72]

I have been a jungle dweller for years and have heard some funny shit on that show but seriously........Rome STEP YOUR GAME UP! This is by far the funniest thing I have heard in ages! NoDiggity I can't wait until your run is over

[duhurhurrr]

i lose it at 4:26 every time.  also, what's up NoDiggety1991

[NoDiggety1991]

Best 6 mintes of radio ever. Wish Jay Mohr had time for his own show. Dont hate because you cant duplicate.

[HuskerFanatic]

I can't decide which is better - this take or his take on the arrogant Bahston fans. Quite simply can't stand those fucks.

[ididitforthelulz1211]

I love carls, but seriously this guy is right

[MPG350]

LOL that was awesome

[Cappadonna72]

LOL...... Scat Video!!!

[Roflcopterlol23]

JJ when jesus was on Carls Juniors those burgers were better....rofl

[Catzn2008]

this was by far one of the funniest takes ever in the jungle

[schm000ve]

JJ always kills it when he does the Jim Rome Show.

I like the ESPN voice over guy impression...spot on.

CJ take was fuckin solid...hated that announcer.

[ixcuincle]

Those imitations spot on. First time I heard this I couldn't stop laughing...good shit

[drunksingsheep]

CJ is the best fast food along with Popeyes

[ronniej1183]

Hardee's/Carl's Jr = worst voice over guy ever.

[ryansullivan626]

ya this shit is funny as fuck

[ACDCfan555]

rofl he makes a good impression

[Moocho77]

Hey Wussu,

You wouldnt know funny if it came on your face...Then again, you probably take a lot of cum on the face

[wussu]

im so sick of these hacks that jim runs out there every 2 months. why the hell does jim take so much vacation?!

[recki78]

Jim Rome takes a lot of vacation because he gets a lot of vacation. If you worked hard for a company you may get some too.

Its a man's game bitch!!

[firstover]

thats a good reply, RACK EM.

[Sureshot82]

I respect Jim because he is upfront with all the vacation he takes. Also, at least he puts on funny guys (once and awhile) to replace him.

[ATL21ANTA]

"I get a lot of vacation, because, I /like/ a lot of vacation!" Hahaha...

[firstover]

because he has so much vacation.

[mattc941]

Buy my burger, or I'll follow your kids home from school... hahahaha.

[LIBREPUB]

Jesus this will never not be funny. I got a baby in a coleman cooler. Cheese-burger kid...

[jellojon82]

stuff that happens on this show is so funny...i think this is the funniest show on the radio....

[kon56la]

haha, mohr is hilarious

[rlaproductions]

I love it when Jay is subbing for Jim Rome...and I bet that nobody even knows this stuff.

[marchenebury]

he is too funny

[ronniej1183]

it's hardee's here, but they have the same terrible voice guy.

[cgartman]

tooln around in an el camino with his pants around his ankles...that's when I lost it

[senorpachangaz]

I can't believe the amount of fags that have posted on this. Have you people read your comments? "OMG, Jay jay had me laughing so hard I had to pull over or crash"...Gay ass peter puffers, the whole lot of you.

[wooferpoofer]

Why do you even come here if you don't like it douche bag? Go fuck yourself.

Don't bother me, I'm raping.

[darkslide53555]

i just about drove off the road when i heard this......i had to pull over as i was crying from laughing so hard.....

[Kaylore]

This show was epic. I couldn't work for a good two hours because I kept laughing. FACE!

[kazrina555]

omg tht was freakin hilerious..

[wooferpoofer]

HAhahaha, you guys shoulda heard Jay on the Kevin and Bean show this morning:

"The new, menstrual cramp burger in a box. Cheese, onions, complaining. New from Carl's Jr."

"The new, six dollar burger. If you don't eat it I'll touch your wife. The new home invasion burger"

omg my stomach is gunna explode

[fochez]

I heard him on tuesday on the kevin and bean show and i about crashed it was so funny.

[Nallkun]

Carl's Jr Burgers are fine. It's just the way they market their burgers on the commercials to be exaggeratedly juicy/messy.

[Simpsonssince90]

I think we figured that one out already, Jeffrey.

Not much to eat at Carl's Jr. because most of it is crap.

[duhurhurrr]

can't stop laughing

[LIBREPUB]

FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Simpsonssince90]

I'll never watch a Carl's Jr. commercial the same again after listening to this. My wife loves Carl's and I can only find a few things I like there. Now when I see those commercials I'll think of this take.

Cheese. Burgers. Kid.

[fmthebaron]

Jay Mohr is just as good as Rome. He's the only good guest host that Jim puts on.

[HuskerFanatic]

I do like the Sklars, but those are the only two I listen to. Siciliano is decent too.

[threeforty7]

I almost pissed my pants when I was listening to this live.

[LIBREPUB]

Rifkenhausen you are the man!!!!!! Thanks for posting this!!

[pistol2344]

mohr completely owned the jungle that day....simply amazing

WAR Slam man cohosting with Rome

[HuskerFanatic]

When the Pimp is done, they ought to just give the permanent Premiere gig to Jay-Jay. Can you IMAGINE this for three hours, five days a week?

The take on Red Sox fans was great too. War the Chowds missing the playoffs, and fuck the Red Sox fans.

[BNard3]

The Slam man is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! that was 3 hours of pure laughter! The Boston segments and the New York Jets draft. Goodness! "The celtics got the best forwards in the league!" "Pierce and Walker." then once they get traded. "Walker's a bum!" "He couldnt get 12 boards in a lumber yard." LMAO! "Who drinks wine at a Sox game?" "He's a show boat!" With the 11th pick in the NFL Draft The NY Jets select Jesus christ of Nazareth.. BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Heres to Jay Mohr fillin in for Romie everytime!

[HuskerFanatic]

The only thing that could make a Nebraska boy like me root for a New York team is if they're playing a Boston team.  Hate em both, but I hate Boston more so I loved Jay's crack on those idiot Chowders.

[70umqua70]

That's a good radio show, alway's, but that  was the best radio I've ever heard. In my whole life. That whole show was epic. It started of on fire and got better and better. I don't ever remember laughing that hard for that long, as I did at this particular take. Nobody, NOBODY can fill-in like him. Like some guy's have already posted -- thank you very much for posting this. It's a damned good quality sound clip, too! Thank's again.......

[Bomberman01]

I only caught the last couple segments last week, but they were all gold so I went looking for them and found this. Unreal. I am literally in tears now. Please post more from the show!

[Aewen1]

greatest thing i have ever heard on live radio

[blazen220]

rifkenhausen, you are a god for posting this, I was in tears when I heard this live. WAR Jay Mohr doing every show when Romanowski is on gone.

[Smitty7732]

oh my god. so glad this is posted. just a ridiculous segment. Mohr for life!

[WVFyc]

I CRIED WHEN I HEARD THIS. AMAZING.

[gittemal]

Man, when I heard this live, I thought they were gonna pull the plug on Jay! LMFAO!! The rest of this take is hilarious when he talks about the Lakers' public address announcer. Post it if you have it!

[HuskerFanatic]

He is right about Tanter, FWIW. I'm a Rockets fan and I swear I'm about to go to sleep whenever Lawrence Tanter gets the mic.

[toptenguy1]

I'm looking for an actual Carl's Jr commercial, but all I can find are damn parodies... Can anyone post a link of a real one?

[contrologic]

1000 thanks for this, rifkenhausen / unforgettable, all-time epic take and segment / shows incredibly dense and crushingly nuanced insight and technique / mohr can definitely dance on the thin line btwn sick genius and meltdown, and this segment courts slander =) / jungle owns / war jimothy returns mon.

[Sunshine1413]

WAR great POST

[JohnCoctoasten85]

Great Segment. Thanks For Posting.