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  • BIG ANDY, HE'S STARTING TO PLAY GREAT! TORRES CAN FUCK HIS WIFE IF TERRY HASENT GOTTEN TO 'ER YET!

  • I love him me

  • And Andy scores again!

    YNWA BIG MAN!!!! :)

  • And Big Andy score again:) We f*cking love him! (true Liverpool FC fan)

  • omg he's scored yesterday :D

  • Probably the worst Pro footballer on the planet. (LFC fan)

  • @rickardoi360

    And you, one of the worst fans.

  • he scored a cracker today his first hit of the ball no touch just bang and in hes back

  • he he he sad scouse twats. 35,oooooo he he he he. And even as the tosser above says it goes into ashleys pocket well see how you fair in three years time when you cant sustain your finances and cant get into europe he he he he he. You will still have andy though.......drunken twat. 

  • I Believe You 

  • @xflyingdead where did you get that picture of carroll?

  • @T3chn0Kiid Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

  • Hes scored yestrady AGAIN!!! FUCK OFF HATERS !!! YNWA !!!!!

  • @FilipWals he misses penalty kicks on purpose just to give chelsea a chance. He's so f*cken good !

  • @randellfarrugia lol messi(the best player in world) missed penalty too and what should i say? he is not class? fuck off Scum fan , last season andy scored more goals in Premier League then Rooney.. and u know what? im watching game right now , this is result: SCUM 1-2 Cristal Palace!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF

  • @FilipWals sure winning a carling cup is so important compared to winning another premier league title, unless you're 50-something you don't know how amazing that feels

  • @randellfarrugia u rlly thikn that u will win title this year?! U MUST BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!! CITY RAPED U 1-6 AT OLD TRAFIC !!!how amazing feels this?! :D

  • @T3chn0Kiid YOU FREAK

  • Andy Caroll make my day on Saturday executing the scums!!!!!  LFC4LIFE

  • Ha nice song. But to be honest 35 million for Carrol was ridiculous. And 50 million for Torres was apparently a rip-off? I thought Liverpool would be laughing all the way to the bank but it seems fatty Ashley is instead. Anyway good luck to him.

  • @T3chn0Kiid LOL Ibrahimovic is 6'3" and he has pace and skill.

  • @eLitEePiC3516 He's 6foot 5, jokes on you.

  • was singin this after his brace against the toffee cunts

  • @DannyJumbo

    Since when was 1 goal ever called a brace?

  • Great song, Get this going on the kop lads, its easyyyy :)

    Sweet Carroll-Nine

    Duh Duh Duh,

    Scoring never looked so good,

    So good, So good, So good,

    Scores all the time,

    Duh Duh Duh

    Just like Kenny said he would,

    He Would, He Would, He would,

    Sweet Carroll-Nine .......

  • classic!  Red2Red!

  • he needs to score more so we can sing this very good song!

  • fking wanker u let ur fking city down by joining the shitest club in the world the socuse bastards

  • its funny to think liverpool were strugling a couple of seasons ago. now there on top of there game and in chance to win the prem and definatley qualify for the champions league. just hope arsenal can make a come back like liverpool. fuck torres, u got suarez and carroll. good on ya pool :).

  • @geordieboi627 hes got a good left foot .... and its funny cause im sure if i went on a past carroll vid playin with the toon seeing a comment of you prasing him :)

  • haha! you guys got ripped off. we were going to sell him for 1 million at the end of the season anyway. but thanks for the extra 34 million. keep him we don't want him he is shite. sure he is good in the air but he has nothing else good going for him

  • @geordieboi627 haha newcastle isnt getting the 35 mil its going to ashleys bank account

  • no skill??? scored 2 cracking goals against man city on his way back from injury mate and scored tonight, he has scored more goals than torres has for chelsea in just 1 game!

  • No skill , no pace - £45,000,000 WHAT A BARGAIN !!!!!!!

  • @mikezter2000 He wasn't 45 million? He was 35 million, get your facts right before you make stupid comments. And name me a player thats 6foot 3 and has both pace and skill?

  • @iPLAYtheSTAT1ON my ass

  • @iPLAYtheSTAT1ON  my ass

  • get outside laaaad and get nicken them dustcaps init laaaads go liverpool we rock boys yeah laaaaad we come like 12th next seasonn weeeheeey go on lad.

  • £35 million? so much lol

  • piece of shit scousers, crap signing and you still wont be in the top four this season

  • @DJclue94 Why are you watching a Liverpool video? Jealous wanker. I suppose you support Newcastle? Have fun in the championship next season.

  • @TheCaptainShepard

    You scouse bastard

  • @Eddictlatino Not scouse mate, Widniiii.

  • SHIT PLAYER WORST SIGNING IN HISTORY

  • @Leybourneable GTFO

  • @Leybourneable  agreed.

  • @Leybourneable haha, how jealous is it possible to be???

  • could of hav watch with mothers andy pandy

  • its a shame newcastle did not make a carroll newcastle song

  • im a Arsenal fan but this song is cool

  • 8 of torres dislike this song

  • cant wait for this season liverpool bk for good

  • brilliant!!

  • The part about touching really made me feel pretty weird

  • Fuck Torres, we have Carroll !

  • Genius

    

  • duh, i was thinkinh it would be something cool like Carrol Nine in Warrant's "cherry pie"

    sweet cherry piiiiie!!!

  • next year will be one of are best come on liverpool

    COME ON KING KENNY

  • Oooh me lads, sing for Andy Carroll

    when he goes up to the bar he empties out the barrel

    lads and lasses walk around with smiles upon their faces

    and carry him up the Scotland roooooad

    TO PLAY FOR KENNY'S ACES!!!!!

    (to the tune of "fit as a butchers dog").

  • Wait wait wait ... Why is part of the lyrics "Just like Kenny said they would"

    I don't think Kenny was part of Liverpool management back when Carrol and Luis joined L'pool.

  • @unty No , kenny started in beguining of january , suarez and carroll were sold at the end of january

  • Using the Torres Tune....

    He used to play for Newcastle, Carroll Carroll.

    But now he's moved down from the Toon, Carroll Carroll.

    He used to play for the Geordie Sh*te,

    But now he plays in RED AND WHITE,

    ANDY CARROLL LIVERPOOLS NUMBER 9...... BOUNCE !!!!

  • PLEASE, watch Andy Carrol's first two Liverpool goals on my channel.

  • the lunacy of epl summed up in one swift fact

    andy carrol, newcastle in championship, 39 games, 17 goals price tag=£35mill+

    gary hooper, scunthorpe in championship, 37 games, 19 goals price tag=£2.4mill

    bare in mind, newcastle ran away with the leauge so they obviously created alot more chances for big andy than struggling scunthorpe created for hooper

  • @neverno0 you're deluded if you think that tells the whole story

  • @MrMakhulumo

    your deluded if you think hes worth 35-40million

  • LOVE IT. !!!!!!!!

  • Right now me and torres have both scored the same amount of goals for chelsea!

  • shitt red devil!!!

  • Fuck off Mancs, LFC for life <3

  • "Sweet Carroll 9 Oh Oh Oh- You look like a GIRL all the time"

    Welcome to Old Trafford

  • @GavCow

    Its ok to be jealous :)))

    LFC 3-1 MUFC !

  • @GavCow faggot

  • @Mynamesnigel Good one, Nigel. Is that your word? cmon you can do better then that. I'd rather be a faggot with 20 league titles. Good luck with the europa league season 2012/13

  • @GavCow you're that much of a wannbe liverpool supporter that you check our youtube pages. You're a fool and you overpay for CRAP players. Michael Carrick, Anderson, Veron, Rooney, Owen Hargreaves = 100m. Paahhahaha

  • When I heard the title I thought it would be to the tune of 'Sweet Child Of Mine'

    XD

  • There’s only One Andy Carroll, One Andy Carroll

    Smashing them along, Heading them strong,

    Walking in a Carroll Wonderland YNWA

  • i love steve kennedy,, of L.F.C fun club

  • One to the tune of your old torres one was just beginning to start at newcastle before he left....

    Hes got long hair, he wears it like a lass, a lass

    You start on him he'll hit you with a glass, a glass,

    You text his bird he'll break your jaw, but we all know he''s goig to score

    Andy Carroll, no angel of the north

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  • sweet carroll nine!! love the tune!! YNWA LETS BEAT EM MANCS

  • Nice..

    Lfc Till I Fuckin Die!!

  • SWEET CARROLL NINE OH OH OH

  • Love from RedSox fans

  • @pauliosTwilson Ok then that's fine. Football is a game of opinions until the first whistle blows, we will see who is right over the next few years.

  • @pauliosTwilson Two new top strikers by goals tally..... a team that seems to enjoy playing at last..... owners who are clearly ready to stump up the cash...... fastest increasing revenues in the league, of huge benefit due to financial fair play laws....... Stadium expansion on its way...... we are now 6th, which given the situation at Christmas is an achievement....... we've got a good chance in the Europa League....... forgive me for feeling optimistic mate.

  • @mgraymead that was a fucking shite response u stupid scouse rat.. daglish neeeeeeds to be coined as does carroll .. who will flop massively at scousepool due to the pressure on his shite boney shoulders... suarez the stupid fucking immigrant will also flop ... u neeeeeeeed to b raped! ur all pussy-ohs coz u never walk alone.. dont b optimistic it doesnt suit you! wagwaaaan

  • @shandahand Ha, either this is a great ironic statement, or one of the bigger failures at trolling on youtube.

  • @mgraymead.. either this is a really shite not funny response or one of the bigger failures at trying to be clever

  • @shandahand Not sure what you expected. You basically said Carroll, Suarez and Dalglish are all flops and that I "neeeeeeeed to b raped". Its not hard to type that on a youtube comment section you know. Its not impressive or intimidating. There's nothing to argue with, its just something out of the idiots guide to trolling. I'm not going to waste my time coming up with a witty response to you half baked rantings

    Now have a nice day, good sir ;)

  • @mgraymead .. for comedic effect, you extremely mature, clever individual you!

  • @shandahand sounds like someones jealous, suarez will flop? not sure about that one plus, why are you on liverpool videos if you don't support us? do us all a favour and fuck off so i can just watch the video :D

  • I can picture it now, Sun March 6th 2011, 75 mins Carrol on for LFC debut, 90 mins, crosscomes in from Gerrard, in comes Carrol, oh it's a bullet (Ferdinand, Van der Sar left a helpless heap on the floor)..... The Kop roars, SWEEEET CARROL NINE OH OH OH .

  • as a red sox fan and a pure-blood lfc fan, this is a perfect way to link the two clubs. sweet caroline is a staple of red sox baseball, and to link the two clubs in such a way would be ideal. cheers to you for putting this video up

  • This song is sung at every game by the Red Sox fans who are owned by Fenway Sports Group who also own us. Check out there chanting on this song its awesome and it's an unbelievable link to have with them.

  • you will be better than torres in the number 9 shirt

  • Sweet Carroll 9 uh oo oo,

    Kop Hero, leading the line....

    Bought him from the Tyne uh oo oo,

    With Suaraz the Uraguain....

  • @blyons27able sweet carroll 23 man . Fuck scouse cunts . Glory Hunters like MAN URE . BET you are from Bristol or somewhere . Such a big Club? Why is your attendance even less than the MACKEMS?

  • andy carroll u fucking meff surposed to be the new number 9 for newcatle the new shearer

  • @HaZexGamingz Liverpools numer 9

  • (Sing to the tune of itsy bitsy spider)

    Andy Carroll saved us all from the nancy named Torres

    The lad came to Anfield on a transfer like Suarez

    He put on the number 9 shirt and stopped all the pain

    And the Reds made a push for the title once again

  • Too bad he is crocked eh?

  • This one i made up a couple of days ago...shall i get my coat..lol

    Oh Carol - Neil Sedaka.

    " Andy Carroll, you are our new jewel,

    Playing for the Reds, that is really cool,

    Torres hurt us, and he made us cry,

    but with you and Luis Suarez,

    We can say bye bye.

  • i like it! :D

  • Anyone thought of doing in the tune of Oh Carol by Somkie

  • Please every liverpool fan out there spread this song. I cant wait to hear it at anfield!

  • the videos about carroll so why are people posting torres songs? forget him and more inportently forget the tune new players whole new start.

  • JUDAS ! Welcome back to hell next year you selfish tosser .

  • @liam555 oh shut up, it's not like he went to sunderland is it? he could always go back to newcastle after a few years lad!!

  • Love the song. Hope too hear it soon from the Kop!

  • If I'm not mistaken, this is the Red Sox's anthem. Liverpool, Red Sox, same owner = One big happy family :)

  • @busteddon yep.

    even linda was happy that we were thinking of using it.

  • No more Torres, Torres songs, please. We get it. Quite frankly, I don't even want to read his name again.

  • @dEdGrimley totally agree.

  • @dEdGrimley

    Fernando Torres Liverpools No.9

  • @brightlights456X

    Comment's 3 months old, bub. It's a little late for your little joke to work.

  • @dEdGrimley

    You still replied though......so I guess it did.. HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

  • Verse Idea

    TORRES HAS GONE SULKING HIS WAY TO CHELSKI

    LEAVING HIS ARMBAND ON THE FLOOR NOW HE'S A BLUE

    PLASTIC, AND FAKE HE SUITS THEM

    WILL HE ABUSE THEM JUST LIKE US WHINE, HE ALWAYS WHINED

    WHILE LOOKING GLUM

    NOW HE'S SOLD OUT......... THE JUDAS BLUE

    BUT SWEET CARROLL NINE YOU'LL HEAD THE BALL'S THAT THEY SEND THROUGH

    GLEN, DOWN THE LINE

    AND MARTIN KELLY'S CROSSES TOO

  • Verse Idea TORRES HAS GONE SULKING HIS WAY TO CHELSKI LEAVING HIS ARMBAND ON THE FLOOR NOW HE'S A BLUE, PLASTIC, AND FAKE HE SUITS THEM WILL HE ABUSE THEM JUST LIKE US WHINE, HE ALWAYS WHINED WHILE LOOKING GLUM NOW HE'S SOLD OUT......... A JUDAS BLUE BUT SWEET CARROLL NINE YOU'LL HEAD THE BALL'S THAT THEY SEND THROUGH YOU'LL HEAD THE BALL'S THAT WE SEND THROUGH GLEN, DOWN THE LINE AND MARTIN KELLY'S CROSSES TOO
  • His armband lied, he was no Red, Torres, Torres

    He's just a rent boy like they said, Torres, Torres

    Into our backs, he plunged his knife, I hope John Terry shags his wife

    Fernando Torres, he's just a pile of shite

  • He told us all he was a red, torres torres,

    became a dirty blue instead, torres torres

    Why he went's a mystery?

    Chelsea have no history!

    Fernando Torres; Terry's bit on the side.

  • This is fantastic! Great song.

  • Aaahhhh, I'm so excited! It's wierd how easy you can begin love a player, MAKE US PROUD CARROLL! :D

  • NA NA NA NAN NAH NAH NAH NAH YOU UGLY TWAT YOU SPAINSH CUNT JOHN TERRYS SHAGGING YOUR BIRD TO FUCK

    FERNANDO TORRESS CHELSEA RENT BOY

  • awesome! LFC FOR LIFE!

  • If we actually sing this i think ill fucking die

    Cringeworthy and embarassing to say the least.

    People take the piss out of LFC enough as it is without singing this travesty of a song after our BIGGEST TRANSFER BUY who also happens to be a big hardy bastard

    And please dont fill me full of "but we sing it in an ironic way" bullshit

    Disgraceful...

  • It'd be great if this caught on @ Anfield.

    They play this song in Fenway Park in the 7th inning every game. It'd be a nice tribute to our new, free spending owners, as well as our new number 9.

  • @FickleDawn

    boston red sox represent something to the opposite of LFC. the red sox copy and imitate other fan bases

    LFC is original

  • @marcelcol69

    hahaha how do you figure that one?

  • @douglovestheinternet

    the only reason the red sox have any style or tradition its because they try to do everything the opposite of the yankees

    yankees are clean and shaven, so the red sox react by looking unkept

    yanks make up chants for their players or nicknames, then the red sox imitate with their own style

    big daddy=clemens, then big papi with ortiz

    yanks are the trend setters, its the sox who then react

    its like liverpool copying manchester united

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  • @marcelcol69 What are you talking about? Literally none of that makes sense? Big daddy/big papi? Are you mental? You know big papi is a common latin nickname right?

  • @marcelcol69 I have no idea about the red sox copying Yankees. But please, stop it with your comments on Liverpool. Liverpool FC have always been a historic club and have always been famous for their songs, chants, nicknames and their sense of humor! Please, learn some football history or stay with your baseball comments.

  • @marcelcol69

    im not speaking any bad about liverpool, im only speaking bad about the red sox

    people here are making it seem like the two are alike, but i beg to differ.

    red sox history is not like liverpools.

    liverpool is original with chants, nicknames

    sorry but the red sox remind me of chelsea, even though red sox fans are better than plastic chelski fans

    they have little history, few world series, then bought all these players to become champions, in pure chelsea fashion

  • @marcelcol69 chelsea? why's that? And Red Sox Nation is awesome.

  • @ballcapmusicbox

    red sox fans are passionate BUT the red sox history is similar to chelsea

    b/c they had like 4 titles (little history) before NESV bought them . NESV bought them and they started to win world series after buying out most of the best players

    it reminds me of buying the title in the chelski way. at least the yankees use to win titles back then in the 20s 40s 50s 60s and 70s without being known for buying everyone out.

    red sox have always been in the yankees shadow.

  • @marcelcol69 on the contrary, the yankees are have a well known reputation of using money instead of relying on homegrown talent. George steinbrenner was despised by many and the baseball industry for his manipulation of the system by basically buying titles from the paychecks he could offer with no limit.

  • @ballcapmusicbox

    the yankees had a lot of history before Steinbrenner took over especially in the 50s with Mickey mantle, Joe dimaggio, yogi berra all who had nothing to with steinbrenner .those yankees were like the liverpool 80s

    chelsea had barely anything before the take over of the russian just like the red sox did before FSG

    the red sox didnt win since 1918 or something and they only had 4 titles, when FSG got them

    the rise of the yankees in the 20s was not because of money

  • @marcelcol69 maybe so but the continuation of the yankees success formed as the previous well-doing brought in many fans who supported only for the success, just as you say chelsea fans suddeny appeared after being bought and winning titles. red sox fans always supported their team, even through 'the curse.' in the us ownership isnt as much of a big deal.

  • fuk me! got the goosebumps when i heard this! hope it becomes a hit at anfield:)

  • fuk me! got the goosebumps when i heard this! hope it becomes a hit at anfield:)

  • Makes me think what's wrong with the original Lyrics? Just include the 9. The Kop was built on singing real songs and this would be a good one.

  • @cpai321 the original lyrics are ok but the only "real" song we sing is YNWA. all the rest get changed to fit the player =)

  • Just as a thought (maybe as an encore)....

    You tried to tell us you were Red, Torres, Torres

    But now you're chavvy blue instead, Torres, Torres

    You should have fucked off back to Spain,

    You'll never walk with us again!

    Hunt, Rush, Fowler - True Liverpool number 9's

  • @pilottrist It's time to forget about him. I sure have.

  • @pilottrist THAT SHUD BE GETTING BLASTED OUT OF THE SHED END ON SUNDAY

    I LIKE THAT 1 

  • @pilottrist THE GOOD STUFF LEG THAT CARROLL 1

  • @pilottrist

    Hunt, Rush, Fowler - True Liverpool number 9's

    And I hope now....... CARROLL !

  • @pilottrist You know El Cunt really doesn't deserve the extra attention ]:)

  • @pilottrist ... apart from the fact that Sir Roger was always number 8...

  • @pilottrist ...horrendous

  • @pilottrist Using the Torres Tune....

    He used to play for Newcastle, Carroll Carroll.

    But now he's moved down from the Toon, Carroll Carroll.

    He used to play for the Geordie Sh*te,

    But now he plays in RED AND WHITE,

    ANDY CARROLL LIVERPOOLS NUMBER 9...... BOUNCE !!!!

  • You missed the first OH OH OOOH after Carroll 9 ;)

  • Genius.

    YNWA

  • good job ! And Andy welcome in paradise !

  • well done m8. hope to hear it at anfield asap!

  • Absolute quality. We need a Suarez 7 one now

  • its brilliant. how about for suarez

  • love it ........

  • We should write the whole lyrics.. the pre-chorus something like Kenny's hands reaching out etc. etc.

  • oh god this is good!!! SIng yer hearts our lads, Stoke is gonna choke and stamford morgue will get the blues...SWWEEET CARRROLL NINE!!!

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  • Geat song for our new number 9

  • A great song for carrolll THE DAY AFTER WE GET HIM!........... i wonder if chelsea have a song for torres yet?

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  • SWEET CARROLL NINE!

  • fuckin mega !!!!.....this is the boston red sox song aswell...like YNWA is ares....some times things are just ment to be !!!!!!!!