Mass Effect 2 - OH NO NOT THE BEES

[thepedroX01]

@ICantSplel lol,truth

[TaePoDongIII]

Look at Thane's subtitle:  "AAaahhhhhh!"

[yanos626]

LOL

[ICantSplel]

Thanes some sort of lizard thing, couldn't he just eat them?

[FoxMikage]

Damn, your Shepard looks just like mine.

[TaePoDongIII]

What is it, WAAAT IS IT!?!?!

[24videowatcher]

looks like we need

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

an exterminator.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[jglynnr]

"Bee's! Bee's in the car!!! Bee's everywhere!! GOD THEIR HUGE, THEY'RE RIPPING MY FLESH OFF!! Save yourselves! Run away your firearms are useless against them!!"

-Tommy Boy

[HxTrEmEcHaOs]

new canoned voice for shane

[InsecureLemon]

I laughed way too hard at this.

[compwiz101]

@InsecureLemon Ditto

[bordje123]

THEY'RE IN MY ASS

MY ASS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAASS

[LadyRuin2012]

I admit it, that line made me crack up. It was well placed. Poor Thane, though. :(

[DescendantDroog]

bees,,,,,my god

[TheTyukodi]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART MIRANDA!

[RollinOverU]

Before I bought the game a couple months ago, I thought this was actually part of the game! Lol

[Slide2671]

KILLING THANE WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!!!!

[IAmTheStig320]

The bug swarm didn't kill Thane. They went over to kill him, but they recognized his awesomeness, picked him up, and carried him back to their hive to start worshipping him as a god.

[compwiz101]

@IAmTheStig320 I, for one, welcome our new Drell overlord.

[autumslollipop]

i could never kill thane its too hard xD plus i was staying loyal to kaidan soo hard not to flirt with thane i reckon they made thane to be a distraction xD nice vid mate x

[ANIOLATORV]

LOL what idiot without full loyalty would ever choose Marinda for that mission

[DonLangosta]

@ANIOLATORV Miranda screws it up whether she's loyal or not. Right after saying, "any biotic can do it."

[Alexbl100]

and poor thane, anyone who killed thane is a jerk!

[Tomthetechy28]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN RELATED VIDEO?!

[GeorgeMonet]

I don't understand why Miranda wasn't a biotic specialist. She is supposed to be an unusually strong biotic for a human, on par with or even surpassing Jack.

[Crimsonlee2XX]

@GeorgeMonet I wouldn't say Miranda Is on the same level with Jack when it comes to Biotics. The way I see it she an average Joe with Biotics. Jack was brutally trained and conditioned to be the badass biotic she is for a human. On my first go at the suicide mission I knew Jack was ftw for biotic barrier. I'm sorry but if anyone's first thought to use Miranda, Jacob, or Thane then u fail at Mass Effect :)

[Alexbl100]

@GeorgeMonet Omg seriously you think Miranda can handle such long trip with biotic barrier...

1. Of all she has overload, only who has overload are mixed biotics and techs, and full techs...

2. what she says every biotic could do it in theory... yes but for how long?

3. Samara and Jack are obviously far better choice for a strong and durable biotic barrier.

4. You failed at Mass Effect

[SinDawg030]

@GeorgeMonet Errm . . . you ever see Miranda pull off anything as balls out crazy as ripping apart three YMIR mechs at once and then destroying the Purgatory on a one woman prison break? Miranda was wrong about her biotic strength and her ability to read people. She failed to notice Niket's betrayal and she underestimates her ability to command. Jack and Garrus are not big fans. This is why I never used her for anything significant in the Suicide Mission.

[poricocoo]

i could see him staring at me as he was flying off.

[themanclaw2]

If it was jacob, he'd say

"Using a biotic barrier to break through; heavy risk... but the flies..."

[eyeam19able]

@themanclaw2 lmao

[Taggra]

Wait, is this going to be that thing from that horrible movie with Nicholas Cage? It hasn't loaded yet and I'm worried that will happen.

[RoadRunnerMusic]

MY EYES MY EYES LMFAO Thane has the best bee death for sure

[stifflersmum7]

Looks like

*Puts on sunglasses*

Serious BEEsinus.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHH

[worbalism]

SPOILER ALERT IS NEEDED!

[Veraka501]

Everyone knows that Miranda is a biotic, but no one ever thought of the idea of how POWERFUL she is.

[NorthwestChopper]

Choosing Miranda as your biotic shield...

Heavy risk...

But the bees!

[ironforge22]

Great Wicker Man Parody

[sandinstilettos]

Are we making CSI references? xD

[punn213]

How ironic. Earlier today my friends were talking about killer bees.

[derlich09]

@punn213 That's not irony, that's a coincidence.

[Blackemperess]

Miranda you fucking pansy ass!! At least Samara threw a blast at the bees! You just collapse like a sack of well placed potatoes!!

[jojolovespie123]

@GreasemonkeyCGI :(

[Kikeesperto]

I got so :( at this part they took my best buddeh Garrus :(((((((((

[24videowatcher]

looks at comments *puts on glasses*

we need to get another joke

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHH

[Kikeesperto]

@24videowatcher No,lol

[jojolovespie123]

Looks like Thane *puts on sunglasses* needs to hire an exterminator.YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA­AAAAAHHHHH

[GreasemonkeyCGI]

@jojolovespie123 LOL man that wasn't a pun.

[roxasora888]

In my game, they took Legion D: The only guy on my team that died ._.

[Thetbone8]

Looks like Thane

*puts on sunglasses*

Just got fucked.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­­HHHHHH

[BulletJesus]

Duke Nukem : damn ,woundnt want to bee in that shit ..... ill go way now ....

[killallianceftw]

Looks like Thane

*puts on sunglasses*

Should bee more careful

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[xFiasco33]

KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMN HONEY ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TheHaloBlader]

Talk about a...

*puts on sunglasses*

Buzzkill.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHH

[killallianceftw]

@TheHaloBlader Oh that was bad....

[TaePoDongIII]

@TheHaloBlader Shat up.

[FireBenderKwyna]

Looks like...

*drops sunglasses*

oh shit, hold on a sec-

[ImGodsBrotherJack]

@FireBenderKwyna lol awsome

[Hungryturtlez]

I'm a little disturbed by how hard I just laughed...

[TheTvrulesthenation]

Lol i'd never seen the wickerman & when i came across this i initially thought it was the actual cutscene dialogue for Thanes death.

[TaePoDongIII]

@TheTvrulesthenation LOL!

I saw wickerman in the theatre when it was out and people were actually laughing aloud when this part came on.

[CircusDawnFan]

YOU BEES ARE ALL RACIST.

[josullivan1993]

im commander sheperd and these are my favourate bees on the citadel

[Stewie204402]

theyre in my ass!

my ass!

[dark7element]

I always laugh at the fact that Thane's subtitled line is "Aaah!"

[Ninety9Soulz]

KILLING THANE WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN REAPERS

[mamons30]

...He never asked for this :)

[PirateLordRogan]

Despite how well Bioware wrote the story, despite just how much they can weave you into the story and make you give a shit about a character, despite how well orchestrated and cut this sequence was to be as tragic as possible...

A line from Nic Cage can make any moment, no matter how well made, completely absurd and hysterical.

[44R0Ndin]

@PirateLordRogan yep, a perfect spanner in the plotworks

[zpucek]

@PirateLordRogan Implying Mass Effect 2 is well written.

[gamerdude1246]

Am I the only one that thought this was his true dialog before watching the true video xD?

[huauntourette]

A seeker swarm in the eyes?!

OUCH!!!

[Justas923]

Beeees! Ouh! Ooooouuuuhh! They're defending them selves somehow!

[ExtremeweirdoxD]

> see that thane is gonna be the one that dies

> NO, MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER

> "NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEES"

> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Chanto327]

Oh my God I lol'd far too hard at this.

[KrasseOdaVonBayern]

BEE'S STOP SHOOTING! YOUR GUNS ARE USELESS!

[MrImastinker]

0:01 Hey, LOOK! It's Yvonne Strahovski, aka 'Sarah' from Chuck!

[Nercrophage]

I was laughing to hard to notice that my favorite character just got killed. I never had him die before, how did you make that happen?

[troslogoth]

@Nercrophage have Thane go with you.. but have someone who isn't loyal be the biotics expert

[evanoconnor3082]

shepard looks ugly lol

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@evanoconnor3082 No he doesn't.

[evanoconnor3082]

@MegaWinnieGirl XD

[Deathandbones]

Dude your shepard looks almost exactly like mine!

[Yellowneck87]

u shud hav added the bees scene from tommy boy with chris farley wud hav been hella funny

[darthvaderken]

that would be akward to explain

Thane's son:what was the last thing my father said

Shepard:THEY'RE IN MY EYES AAAAAGH!!!

[HapplyFace]

Garrus Died in a lot cooler way.

[bordje123]

there in my ass! my ass! aaaah!

[IamRizer]

uh-huh Miranda... maybe we should let Thane do the biotic field next time see how you like it.

[SinDawg030]

Taking Miranda for the Biotic Field. Heavy risk . . . BUT THE BEEEEEEES

[baku354]

That was epic XD

[NekoValtz]

Bees... my god.

[velmuvelho]

What would Batman say?

[utube1484]

BEES NO THE QUEEN IS IN MY SOUL ALSO IN MY EYES WHY SHEPERD WHY OH GOD THERE EATING ME

[kabal5000]

haha does nicholas cage now he's a comedian?

[GamerN4]

lol, nick cage

[Dragon11730]

what movie is that from?



[kninja41]

@Dragon11730 The Wicker Man.

[Amenomibashira]

BEES! BEES! THEY'RE RIPPING MY FLESH OFF! /farley

[Sarokuthix]

wtf is that real?

[kninja41]

@Sarokuthix look up "Not the bees" on youtube

[sErgEantaEgis12]

Thane should...

(put on sunglasses)

...bee aware of his surroundings...

[TaePoDongIII]

Ohh I like the new comments! AHHHHHHHRHHHGHHHHHH!!

[CircleofModerators]

Look's like Thane,,,

*Puts on sunglasses*

Got carried away.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHH

[n81075]

@CircleofModerators Why isnt this in the top comments?

[UberMonsterDude]

@CircleofModerators actually he got infested and torn to pieces by those little bugs

[TaePoDongIII]

@CircleofModerators shat up.

[TaePoDongIII]

@CircleofModerators You shat up too!

[AbominableBunny]

@TaePoDongIII Looks like you

*puts on sunglasses*

are mad bro

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHH

[TaePoDongIII]

@AbominableBunny Uh, no. Just get some new material. the whole section has the same comment. Unoriginal bro.

[StoicHero]

Somebody chose Miranda to create the biotic barrier? lolpoorjudgment.

[macewindu63]

Ouch. I lost no one except for Jack on the suicide mission.

[XNinjaHawkX]

i never understood why they didn't use mordin's bug spray shit that worked on horizon

[TheBloodyVengeance]

@XNinjaHawkX Too many "bees" at once I suppose...

[derpdyderpderp]

@XNinjaHawkX bug spray lol

[FenraAvalon]

@XNinjaHawkX Wow......I never realized that!

[PvtMichealJCaboose]

@XNinjaHawkX His anti seeker-drone chestplate won't work against so many, that is stated before.

[sethnet1022]

@XNinjaHawkX If you actually listened, you'd know why.

[XNinjaHawkX]

@sethnet1022

yeah i haven't played ME2 since the start of the year so i cant remember every detail

[Sandhand02]

Thane: THE BEEES AHHHHHH HELLP!

Shepard: ...I should go.

[MrShowermonster]

for a second I thought it wasn't dubbed...and I was happy C:

[mrkillerar1]

what weapon is shepard using

[TheTvrulesthenation]

Wait a minute....that was dubbed right??

[kninja41]

@TheTvrulesthenation Yes. Look up "Not the bees" on youtube.

[TheTvrulesthenation]

@kninja41

Thank god for that, never would've seen that from Thane :P

[TaePoDongIII]

Try watching it with Mordin and not laugh. even better cuz he screams really high while being flown away!

[mamons30]

you can actually edit the coalesced to make change their loadout

weapons like switching jacob's shotty to AR

[CanadScotland]

I never tire of watching this lol

[GangstaJohnnyB]

That's fucking ridiculous... Thane can't use assault rifles.

[darthfener2]

@GangstaJohnnyB everyone with fucking opposable thumbs can handle a gun...

[GangstaJohnnyB]

@darthfener2 Gameplay wise...

[Jeddy017]

HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O-­O

[wayengarcia]

only Mordin survived, 1 casualties.

[Motown49001]

Hahahaha - nice wickerman reference!

[HatashiLuvsU]

THHHAAAAAAANNNEEEEE

[mrcodypettit]

Shepard: The bees are eating him! Then they are gonna eat me!! OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!­!!!

[iiPrOdOgYii]

@mrcodypettit whats that from?

[mrcodypettit]

@iiPrOdOgYii /watch?v=drfnCSkng-A&feature=r­elated It's a movie called Trolls 2

[JeepDubuc]

@mrcodypettit Dude I rolled on the floor when I read that!!

[Megatrollolol]

@mrcodypettit You comical genius, you.

[AlexLong1000]

@mrcodypettit Thing is, I have now come to expect this reference on every video, except it always catches me off guard and makes me laugh out loud.

[skytop082]

Did he teach Kolyat to act that way? Hmmmmm. *Kolyat gets report card* OH NO NOT THE B's!!!

[BumperSticker95]

Using bees as a defensive weapon? Heavy risk... but the eyyyyyyyyyes.

[DownAbove99]

THEY'RE IN MY ASS! MY ASS! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!

[SinDawg030]

They should have made this an easter egg on insanity difficulty

[TaePoDongIII]

@SinDawg030 LOL I just beat it on insanity. That would've made it all worthwhile. instead all you get is a achievement.

[SinDawg030]

@TaePoDongIII I'm still working on Insanity. Probably shouldn't have picked Infiltrator but I'm comitted now :P

[AssassinsReign]

I LOVE THIS HAHA

[dark7element]

The best part about this cutscene is the caption: Thane: "Aaaaah!"

[Ghats212]

Why do so many commander shepards look so lame lol

[Gmrbro]

@Ghats212 cuz so many ppl look lame

[thedeadyak]

it's funny cuz Thane actually looks a bit like Nic Cage

[hattrickster33]

lol nice wickerman parody

[biglu30]

I was seriously emotionally affected after that mission.....so much death....how could i of known to get all those extra ship parts??? I slept in my parents bed for a week.

[hattrickster33]

@biglu30 Pussy.

[natedoggcata]

use Jack since you can give her the biotic upgrade. Make sure shes loyal as well

[Whippenberg]

@natedoggcata jack is powerful enough, no upgrade affects suicide mission except for ship upgrades (besides med bay and collection stuff)

[vGRAFINATORv]

thats what happens when you let a dumb bitch take charge...

[SophieCupcakeCullen]

Nooo!! Not Thane!!! THANE!!!!!!!!!!

[Jamestron18]

Thane's son: What was the last thing my father said?

Shepard: Uh, he, uh, said brave things.

[gamergeek]

damn wait so this is a voice over? the two audios are meshed together perfectly.

[gamergeek]

holy crap...

[MadMAn12gauge]

I fucking hate nick cage man....that son of a bitch never says no to a movie...even if the movie is a peice of total shit

[Skeletonpack]

@MadMAn12gauge Well, the fact that he's flat out broke probably has something to do with that.

[Tetsujinmustdie]

Owned

[utube1484]

THERE IN MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!! NOT THE BEES WHY DIDINT SHEPERD PICK JAK NOT THE BEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[utube1484]

THERE IN MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!! NOT THE BEES WHYB DIDINT SHEPERD PICK JAK NOT THE BEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[7wanderersvideo]

Who dislikes this? This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

[ZeakoPuppy]

Nooo! Not the eyes! They're in my beees!!!

[Opdeit]

omg

[Nyanih]

FUCKING HILARIOUS