Norway vs Sweden...

[joakim2k10]

mid/late '80s*

[KingOfParrots]

@Manoficeandsnow Like the swedes then ;)

[Stealthkeys77]

..Q1: How do you "earn" your money? SWEDE = I receive social welfare. NORWEGIAN = I work for an oil company. ..Q2: What does "tax" mean to you? SWEDE = Tax is what people pay for me. NORWEGIAN = Tax is a burden that I must pay. ..Q3= What do you look for in relationships? SWEDE = Multiple sexual partners. NORWEGIAN = True love and marriage .. Q4 = What does "charity" mean to you? SWEDE = Whatever I can get for free. NORWEGIAN = Charity is something I donate to those less fortunate than I ..

[joakim2k10]

@Stealthkeys77 Where do you think the money people get out of social welfare come from? Just out of thin air?

There's only one reason for Norway not being the underdog in Scandinavia like it was all uptill the early '80s or so, and that's the oil. Stop being a typical Norwegian on the internet: A dumb douchebag.

-Norwegian

[rhinnawi95]

They're SOOO stupid that they have some of the nicest people in the world and some of the highest standards of living on this floating rock.

[CornflakeSlayer]

what the f**ck!?

[MacGyver920]

LoL, c'mon people! I am Norwegian, and we call the Swedes stupid (just a joke) while the Swedes call us stupid. :P

BTW, Norway was under attack yesterday!

[MrProductionsss]

@MacGyver920 Min tremening døde.Han var Eikeland.

[MacGyver920]

@MrProductionsss Faen.

[SoCalxHeartbreaker]

Norway and Sweden lick the USA's balls

[iVolitaire]

@SoCalxHeartbreaker Are you retarded?

[SoCalxHeartbreaker]

@iVolitaire STFU u r the one who is retarded! ur proud to b from norway with a pussy military! u should b ashamed to b a weak norwegian!! USA #1 ask osama OWNED!

[iVolitaire]

@SoCalxHeartbreaker Talk with me after you have learned how to write.

[Soundingofficial]

@SoCalxHeartbreaker usa you say? the ones who lost against some vietnamese jungle farmers? or the one who is currently loosing in afghanistan? OR ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE USA WHO ARE BROKE, OWNS SO MUCH MONEY THAT IT LOOKS THAT THEY WILL COLLAPS SOON?

[SoCalxHeartbreaker]

@Soundingofficial haha STFU hater! you wish the mighty USA will fall, but it wont! the USA killed 1,000,000 gooks! you tell me who won BITCH! I'd be ashamed to say i was from Norway with your pussy military haha OWNED! USA#1 and you know it! keep dick riding AMERICAN CULTURE!

[Soundingofficial]

@SoCalxHeartbreaker it doesnt matter how many "gooks" you killed, you still lost in vietnam. you are loosing in afghanistan. you had to use nuclear weapons to beat the japanese. and in ww1 you entered at the very end of the war. it seems to me that you are either a super troll, or your stupidity is blown out of proportions. most likely you are a veeeery stupid 12 year old.

[BaronBuddy]

@Soundingofficial heyhey, remember he's just a kid, can't blame him for not being able to do his shit right. Norway, as a democracy, is younger tough... and we do better than them against the terrorists... -.-

[BaronBuddy]

@BaronBuddy i must add: you're right, they sucks (now, only their politicians)

[LittleGamer95]

nice sayd ;)

[TechnicalJaguar]

With Norway's oil and Sweden's warfare we can become a superpower again, like back in the 1700s.

[hakkematforf]

@TechnicalJaguar only Sweden was a superpower in the 1700 and Sweden is the most peacfull country in the world. Norway on other hand is getting critsized for being so war happy. What you should have said was that with Norway's oil and army and Sweden's population and industry we could have becomen a super power like in th 1200's :)

[TechnicalJaguar]

@hakkematforf I know only Sweden was a superpower. I said with Sweden's warfare because Sweden has one of the world's most advanced navy and the world's first completely silence uboat.

[hakkematforf]

@TechnicalJaguar OMG, HAHAHAH !!! xD submarine *** xD

[TechnicalJaguar]

@hakkematforf Yes... The Swedish Gotland class submarine. And you know as well as I do that Uboat and Submarine is the same thing.

[Fistfury42]

@hakkematforf

Just so u know, you can say Uboat aswell. Perhaps u should look into something abit more before u type. : )

[LittleGamer95]

your right :D

[mickwald]

It's all Kingdom of Scandinavia...

[Jaeger2011]

NORWAY + SWEDEN = BROS!

[xllekall]

@InvictusAeternum Tusen Takk <3 I like måte, håper du får en trivwlig sommar ! :D

[xllekall]

@InvictusAeternum Norway And Sweden <3

[xllekall]

@InvictusAeternum hahahah ja :P

[xllekall]

@InvictusAeternum no

[xllekall]

@InvictusAeternum fuck you.. sweden have nothing..Mincraft No life

[Jaeger2011]

@xllekall sweden have a ton of companies, you have nothing :D

[xllekall]

@Jaeger2011 norway have more :D And lol you have nothing to idiot :P

[Jaeger2011]

@xllekall i doubt it :p

[xllekall]

@Jaeger2011 who cares: P Sweden and Norway are almost identical: p

[xllekall]

@InvictusAeternum it was a joke jk=joke

[Thesortvokter]

This old fart must have been assraped before he emigrated to America...

He should remember President Bush if he wanted to measure stupid, he, he..

[brizkol]

NORWAY! Ja vi elsker dette landet som det stiger frem...! <3

[XxWWEROXMANxX]

Co za asy

[USAdude30]

Danish American here,what was I suppose to get out of this?Human beings in general are a bit retarded from my travels & personal experience.I reckon we can't be happy unless we feel superior to others regardless of where we are from.

[smitler123654]

Norwiegans win

[iDontevenknowdude]

norway and sweden... pffff.. DANMARK ALL THE WAY! xD

[smartguy9765]

an america calling someone stupid? oh god dont make me laugh!

[2dollarkevin]

Can someone tell me what is he saying?? I Didn't understand anything, well just the: "Oh my God" part  sorry I'm Mexican : )

[hannesH3]

Were you dissing sweden? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me playing battlefield and sitting in my IKEA couch!

[raztin1]

for å være ærlig synest jeg en dum norman høres bedre ut en en dum svenske.

[nickfish03]

HA, good old norwegian humor

[Alphieboy]

heres how it work get job in norway shop in sweeden =D yay!!

[andrenordinmx]

norway got money but everything in norway is like double as expensive as everything is in sweden so it doesnt matter.

[brassas]

There a big difference about Norwegians and swedes...the Norwegian got money....the swede is poor...and has been like that since vikingage

[hannesH3]

@brassas the difference is that sweden invents a bunch of stuff! If you weren't raped by us you were raped by Denmark!

[Flystripafyren]

@hannesH3 You sweeds are kind of American-ish, when it comes too being stupid. When you got the control over norway from denmark, you guys didn't know that Greenland were under norwegian territory. If you had known that, you would probably have controll over Greenland, which means a lot of oil around it.

Where do you sweeds go to get work nowadays? You guys can eat my shit, and some of you kind of are.

[hannesH3]

@Flystripafyren Norway may have oil, but that's all you got! We gave you the peace prize out of pity!

[lakkasander]

@hannesH3 That's all we got? Wikipedia man...

[Carebearbull]

@hannesH3

Aaah the smell of envy.. mmm..

Do you smell that Norwegians?! mmmm smells good.. Poor.. swedes..

aah.. mmm.. You should take a smell Norwegians.. it smells.. good. mm...

[iVolitaire]

@hannesH3 Can YOU tell me what Sweden got then?

[brassas]

@hannesH3 Norway never been raped by Denmark or sweden, Norwegian Kings has raped Denmark. The worst one was Harald Hardraade in DK, and Sigurd I of Norway that forced the swedes to be christians.Norwegian has inventet lot of things as well, Aerosolcan, GSM system for mobilephones, gasturbine, the modern landmine and grenade for to mention something. Norway is a country of discoveries, and is the only Nordic country with territory both north and south of equator. Sweden is poor compared with NOR

[TheMooseofBattle]

@brassas Are you dissing Sweden? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my Minecraft Pirate Bay and IKEA.

[xllekall]

@TheMooseofBattle lol sweden have nothing :P jk

[joakim2k10]

@brassas "Norwegians have invented lots of things.."

BAHAHAHAH

[1psuviking]

LOL... im Norwegian and of Swedish decent and I think that was funny!! lol.. It's more or less a square head joke. We are a fun and light hearted people!

[bladwin321]

Diffrent is simple norwegians are smarter and wealthier

[NorwegianStory]

haha, lol :) gotta love old folks :D

[Renagade1325]

As found in the national anthem:

America... America... America, FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah, America, FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah, Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, America, FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt, and suck on my balls, America, FUCK YEAH! What you going to do when we come for you now, its the dream that we all share; its the hope for tomorrow

[nickleus1977]

norway stupid? what? i couldnt hear you over its 100% literacy, 0% poverty, 0 debt/trillions in surplus, twice as low unemployment rate as the US and being rated the best place in the world to live, 8 times in the last 10 years.... =)

[Littlerobert89]

Norwegian & swedish people are the best people in world, and not at all stupid!

[prox449]

Norway and Sweden FTW!!!

[mouhaahaahaa]

Well.. Problem.. we use way to little money on sience and getting farther.. the Japanese will rule the world soon, i'm very sure.

[nickleus1977]

@mouhaahaahaa i think you mean the *chinese*

[iRobii]

Imagen Norway and Sweden together. We would rule the world ^^

But then there is reality...

[WanderingRover]

@iRobii according to Mr. Hansen....we don't want two stupid peoples ruling....

[besmart78]

to bad both countrys age fast

[jwillborg]

Couldn't ask for a better neighbour than Norway :) <3

[Flystripafyren]

@jwillborg Right back at you? where else would I buy my snus?

[DreamBig228]

Jævla Svenske...

[Hevishh]

@DreamBig228 javla Norske

[Xaio30]

We're both stupid!?

...Yeah, that sums it all up pretty well.

[Renagade1325]

It was a silly comment. No need to flip out over.

[AssassinSReaPERX]

en hel del kommentarer*

[AssassinSReaPERX]

Fan, jag hatar en hel del om vilket land some är bäst.

Seriöst, vi är grannar, spelar roll om vilket scandavisk land som är bäst.

Sverige och Norge föralltid vänner.

[ChrisNikopol]

@AssassinSReaPERX second that, søta bror!

[soccerbabey]

Fuck this place, I'm going to norway to reclaim my original origin FREDRIKSTAD! :D :D :D :D

[TheTupacolypse]

WHAT-WHAT-WHAAAAT?!

[lakkasander]

Were you dissing Norway? I couldn't hear you over my barrel of oil

[otikya]

@lakkasander That's so funny. Did you make that up yourself?? No, you stole it from a facebook group. Originality is a great thing..

[iRobii]

@lakkasander To bad you cant use the money. Lol

[b0n3z3z]

@lakkasander Were you dissing Sweden? I couldn't hear you over my hot women, Volvo, Saab, our neutrality, and amazing Navy.

[lakkasander]

@b0n3z3z Too Bad they are all private companies, unless the navy... but there isnt much money to earn on the navy =0

[MediaWillRise]

@lakkasander Hahaha, den satt!

[97frvro]

@lakkasander Hahaha! :D

[xllekall]

@lakkasander hahahaha beste kommentaren jeg har sett i hele mitt liv :D

[Jaeger2011]

@lakkasander älskar norge från sverige! skandinaviske bröder! + e 25% norsk :D

[Melchersson]

P.S I have nothing against Finns, just an example in how different you can interpret figures. I´m a proud 50% Finn/Swede!

[Ultracactuar]

i hate usa fucking nazis

[Dovenpeis]

@Ultracactuar

And I hate Norwegian fucking traitors!

[Lynn15]

WTF is his problem lol? I hope he was joking.

[Dungarth]

..Norwegians and Swedes need each other more now that EVER, Africans and Muslims are storming into Norway and Sweden and taking over, Unless you people wake up and fight for your country then in 15 years time you will all have to learn Arabic and Nigerian.

[SlayTheRogue]

@Dungarth ehmm No, Not Gonna Happen Smartass

[Melchersson]

@Dungarth About 40-50 years ago they said the same about the Finnish immigration in Sweden.......And they where right! Since the 50´s the number of Finnish speaking has doubled and they are soon up to 1 million Finns in Sweden. I dont wanna diminish the awful consequences by the Scandinavian immigration policy´s. The system is fucked up and nurse criminality, drugabuse etc. But one thing thats really strange is that the FINNS (No joke) is the largest group of foreign criminals in Sweden 2010!

[amund94]

fuck you you old bastard. We don't want you in norway..

[swedishmikafan]

I have never been to Norway so I can't really say anything about it, but Sweden is my home country and I love it!!! I <3 Sweden :)

[BlakByte]

Denmark, Norway and Sweden.

Best countries in the world, and everyone else is just jealous.

[Oozy9Millimeetah]

@BlakByte

jealous of what exactly?

[Olewarius]

Skandinavia burde være et land :O

[BlakByte]

@Olewarius

Eller en union mellem landene ville da være en god idé, som i gamle dage :-)

[Olewarius]

@BlakByte Ja! :D

[Melchersson]

@BlakByte Är det? Enligt en viss "Brassas" så hatar majoriteten av Norrmännen Sverige? : (

[TheMuppet89]

Han har så rätt, faktiskt :) båda sidor kan förneka så mycket de vill men i slutändan är vi i princip lika, ja menar vi pratar ju NÄSTAN samma språk, delar otroligt mycket historia och kultur osv. Hatar att vi svenskar har kallat Norge "lillebror", fast det får vi ju äta upp nu ;) kommer alltid att älska Norge och min norska släkt :) <3

[karey90]

NORWAY<3

(check out my channel btw...videos filmed in the U.s and Norway)

[chocmankev]

well done sweden let germans go to norway

[merre1231]

NORWAY! <3

[fallout766]

who the hell cares? THEY BOTH ROCK!!!!

[badcashPer]

scandinavia 4 evar mfs!!!

[Toffez]

Sweden is great, except for the high crime rate.

[Grethmii]

@Toffez  but in norway, you can easly get unlegal drugs ;3 som hars for eksempel :D magical plant

[Toffez]

@Grethmii You can get it more easily in Sweden ( ;

Let's not make this an argument.

[Grethmii]

@Toffez how can I? this is just too fun to be argumenting about xD

[Pzgraf]

I'm Norwegian and I approve of this message!

[Count22]

@Pzgraf  Beautifully Put ! -as a u.s. resident and born...I approve also .

[ownya88]

lets face it sweden and norway are almost the same the differece is that norwiegan people eat porrige with butter and speaks funny (in a good way)

[RedHeadedGingerBoy]

@ownya88 hehe you dont wanna know what we norwegian think about the swedish language :P

[ownya88]

@RedHeadedGingerBoy of corse i wanna know tell me how you think the swedish language sounds

[RedHeadedGingerBoy]

@RedHeadedGingerBoy you might think that our language sounds funny, but have you ever thought about that we think the same about you guys?

[sylta09]

KA?? har han ikkje hørt svenske vitsene??? de e jo sykt dume! og svenskene har ivertfall ikkje noen tilsvarende vitser om oss!!! :D

NORGE FTW, we invented the oil

[Kokorochan90]

@sylta09 jo, det har de faktisk.. De sier omtrent det samme om oss, som vi sier om det.. Hvem bryr seg? :P

Norge og Sverige er jo som et land uansett.. ;)

[sylta09]

@Kokorochan90 lol xD du luktet ikkje litt sarkasme i det eg sa? :P

[Kokorochan90]

@sylta09 Jo, og derfor følte jeg for å leike meg litt dum jeg og 8D

Er nordmenn og svensker vi snakker om.. Dumhet er obligatorisk! ;D hehe

[sylta09]

@Kokorochan90 true dat ^^

[Bidmartinlo]

Norway and Sweden have much in common! Only the Swedish people buy their stuff cheaper and have no problem buying anything! However we have a problem with that. Sometimes I wish I lived in Sweden instead. :|

[paulgallagher13]

rofl

[Gnuzzk]

sweden and norway ftw!

[kazetehskylord]

I'm Norwegian!

[SeattleWaffle]

Norway forever! Sweden for NEVER!

[Jonteisyxa]

No they r both stupid

[Jonteisyxa]

We are like the same people

[GearsofNorway]

the U.S. can suck my balls go norway and sweden

[xfeint]

@GearsofNorway NORWAY PWNZZ!! XD

[TheWarriorchamp]

@GearsofNorway maybe are countries should get in fight yes i wonder who whould win yes? huh?

[beeqool]

nice way to fuck up your beautiful country people of norway or should i say norwegian minority in northern africa :D

[GearsofNorway]

Sweden Norway 4ever

[GearsofNorway]

norway and sweden 4ever!!<3

[aus1121]

bork! bork! bork!

[dadoz2k]

Norway and Sweden kicks America's ass both mentally and physically, Viking Power! <3

[Arnebananlolo]

The Vikings lost in the end.

America would wipe the fucking floor with us.

[dadoz2k]

The Vikings didn't lose, we still own our countries, don't we? The vikings are pretty underestimated, they discovered Iceland, Greenland and America, they were looked on as fearless giants.

[Arnebananlolo]

If you say so ;)

[beginmaster]

In my opinion both of these countries are great!

[Melchersson]

TheNorwegianPatriot obviously never been to Sweden and as a Swedish/Finn with many Norwegian friends I would say we are very much alike and some extreme Swedish or Norwegian patriots-assholes are trying desperately to deny it!

[mardarkness]

there we all got our ass kicked X)

[Count22]

Fascinating dialect between 'Brasses, and 'Joonte 1010.Nice job .Scandinavian history lesson.You guys should keep it going.Your both from incredible countries with much to be proud of.Best.

[Melchersson]

I just get sick of this comparison between countrys, so boring and stupid! But as you say, you can take the good with the bad and you sometimes learn something from this silly argument!

[Bananahustla]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA­

[BowieStardust072]

Arg!!!! The rating system won't let me rate again!!!! Your comment is the best one here! You have a way of flattering people; did you you know that! You made me happy for well I think the rest of my life! Your comment makes me want to jump up and down like a little child who just got what they wanted for Christmas! All I can do is compliment you!!! Thank you!! I'm going to print your comment top save this joyous encounter!!!

[Maplejacdob]

Sweden norway same shit differente name

and norway did actuarly watch swedish tv because they didn't have any norway channels b4 hahahhaa

[TheNorwegianPatriot]

Norway and sweden are not the same. Go read a book you retarded swedish nigger shit.

Norway are and always be superiour to your shit country

[Maplejacdob]

lol norway is the most shitty land in the world.... You speak like your drunk. Hule fale gut O.o

[TheNorwegianPatriot]

Really?

Norway stands for 60-70% of swedens exports and somthing similar of your oil import. If we do a trade blockade your country will go right in the crapper.

Oh and also:

Norways gdp: 616 billion norwegian kroner

Swedens gdp: 604 billion norwegian kroner

Norwegian superiority confirmed!

[M2SWEDEN]

I agree with the Norweigan. Swedes generally think they are superior to everybody, because their reality is inside their borders they never watch what is outside.

[joonte1010]

Your inferiority is proved through history.

[Arnebananlolo]

And you're so much more superior to us? I mean, if you really were i doubt you'd have to tag team Norway every single time you had to wage war against it.

Black death, suddenly the "superior" viking god Swedes and Danes were all over Norway. You're nothing but cowardly opportunists.

[Melchersson]

Why do they give me thumbs down?

[Arnebananlolo]

How should i know?

I was replying to joonte, i do agree with what you're saying but the people reading your comment(s) are most likely too illiterate to understand what you're saying and misinterpret it as you saying that all Norwegians are assholes or something like that.

[TheMuppet89]

@joonte1010 Ge dig och sluta bete dig som en tolvåring som just insett att man kan sprida hat på nätet -.-

[joonte1010]

@TheMuppet89 Ge dig och sluta svara på kommentarer som är månader gamla.

[Melchersson]

Come on! There are assholes in every country he doesn´t represent the whole Swedish population! I have a lots of friends in Sweden, so why dont we unite further instead of bashing on each other?

[Melchersson]

How come your hatred towards Sweden grow in Norway? I dont hate your country, on the contrary I love Norway!

[smartguy9765]

same goes for you guys, i really cant imagine a better neighbor than sweden ;)

[kittensandtheglitz]

It's pointless to try and grow hatred between our two countries! It's not going to work, we're siblings. <3

[mbr7]

Jag är svensk och ja blir bara ledsen när jag läser vissa kommentarer här, Jag älskar Norge lika mycket som Sverige och kommer alltid att göra det!

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Jeg er svensk, og det er bare trist når jeg leser noen kommentarer her, jeg elsker så mye som Norge, Sverige og vil alltid gjøre det!