Gimme Dat Christian Side Hug

[stfukyleee]

WE

NEED

TO

KEEP

OUR

MINDS

PURE

[0nn3]

DIE DOUCHEBAGS

[EXTREMEANIMALS]

@0nn3 Someone is upset.

[GamerGeek2012]

you guys really suck.you know that?

[nosocialsavy]

just to add to the list of ick this song has racked up- they used darth vadar's theme song for the chorus. he didn't side hug, he hugged with the mother fucking force. front ways.

[401isell]

u suck

[popsickel7]

Jesus wants you to abstain and to keep from showing love via physical embrace...but acting like a gang banger and dressing like you capped your first bitch at the age of 10 are both just fine.

[fernygii]

CALL DA POLICE. I SEE SOMEONE HUGGIN

[laserindie]

Is it bad that this gave me a boner?

[MrMrPWN]

what do obama and angelina's adoptions have to do with your objection to hugging? o.o

[CDLXXVIAD]

... Christians are getting dumber.

[japanfangirl]

So now not only can you not have sex until your married, you can't hug or show any form of PDA?

How the fuck are you even gonna' build enough of a relation with someone to get to the point of marriage without being able to do those sort of things?!?!?!

[VinzZissou78]

Soooooo glad I wasn't raised in a religious family!

[arccity]

wait so u cant front hug some one but u can beet someone into a coma? 0:45

[arccity]

is it actually??????????????????????­???????

[Sds3245]

@steviiz

Haha, how can you make a spoof of this? It's pretty ridiculous on it's own already.

[jgnibbs]

whut the hell am i watching.................

[DemonicMuffin91]

All the people who disliked this probably love those sinnin' front hugs :DD

[Lyagami25]

0:15 Ehh, not too bad.

1:00 Needs serious work.

1:50 Man this is bad.

2:00 Awful.

2:50 Where did I put my gin?

3:20 AAAAAUUUUUURRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH­HHH

[SophieGizzy]

just let me burn in hell.

[idreamtofflight]

@SophieGizzy my sentiments exactly

[alund1306]

I can't help but feel sorry for those poor instruments not being played and their extreme exposure to lyrical projectile vomit.

[riddleboxjoker2010]

i hug ppl all the time put me in a coma and illl rape u like u should be cuz i was pu8t here by god to rape u

[sloosh6000]

How perverse and sexually repressed must they all be to become uncontrollably aroused when hugging somone of the opposite sex? my guess is a-fucking-lot...

[derjess]

lets just have sex!!!!!!!!!

[BrandonDaffodil]

Bitches be hardcaor.

[WiccanMann04]

Ya know, If I could have those four minutes and nineteen seconds of my life back, I could have something beneficial to humanity.

[THE98SONG98REVIWER]

next thing you know this song is on itunes

[emina675]

ok first of all STOP WITH THESE STUPID COMMENTS I MEAN REALLY ITS NOT NICE maybe these guys just want good for people i mean imagine u got a kid one day and people come to ur house for dinner and say oo hey was that ur daughter or son kissing and touching the other day on the street i mean really i am muslim and stuff but i respect all religions but what u people are saying is not nice really i mean this song is nice .. to be true in Islam is also said JESUS/ISA never hugged no one like that ..

[missyyo]

Is this real life. ;_;

[connamoo]

That's right. If you hug someone from the front you will be sent to what is literally the worst fate imaginable.

[TaylorClutter]

gimme dat sinner front hug

[seattle0002]

YOU RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE SUCH A BUNCH OF FUCKING TOOLS!!

[emina675]

@seattle0002

what we suppose to do are we suppose to f.....ck on the streets kiss make out do drugs weed and that stuff i mean that is just pathetic really just u saying that makes people think U R ATHEIST first me...i may be islamic but i respect all peoples religion and what u just said didnt hurt me or these religious people but just made u look like a total idiot couse u got no faith in god ....when u pray ask god to GIVE U THAT BRAIN WE ALL GOT GIVE U THAT BRAIN WE ALL GOT.....hahah

[AbbaForensis]

@NYCgirl429

I Christian Side-hug all the time. I don't want to go to hell, after all.

You should, too. Or /else/.

LOLOLOL

[AbbaForensis]

@stephenp1968

What's so terrible about a pointless life?

It's not people's fault if they can't handle that. To me it makes no sense, though.

You live. Life is fantastic. The universe is beautiful. Shit happens. Then you die.

[AbbaForensis]

I...I don't undesta--

-brain explodes-

[sithmagician]

I hope they got fucking shot when they left

[anzwertree]

This was like... the worst song I've ever heard.... what a bunch of pussies

[ThatBlackTailedFox]

yes it is very christian to have gun shots in your music and to send someone home in a coma because they fucking hugged someone...yes,very christian indeed...

[snowboy42]

Why are they using Imperial March as their background music?

[Bender1729]

@snowboy42

Did you see the pope lately? ... Any questions? ...

[ajack38]

I was going to Dislike this waste of music But I couldn't Spoil the 666 Reign. Those 286 Likes are because they're Christian, They haven't realised that A line in the song is about placing someone In a comma...Only if people actually paid attention to things...

[MrMilitarykid4]

LOL 666 LIKES AND ITS A "CHRISTIAN" VIDEO, THE IRONY.

[ajack38]

@MrMilitarykid4 It's 666 Dislikes not Likes...

[MrMilitarykid4]

@ajack38 o lol sry

[TheXboxName]

so this guy said that if you give a kiss or a front hug you go into a coma that makes perfect sense

[Soldier0Cross]

@TheXboxName Actually Jesus had alot of ladies who followed him around.

[kalbahamut]

Jesus never hugged anybody like that? really? well... I guess he did spend most of his time hanging out with dudes and never got married. You're probably right. Fabulous.

[SplatterGoreMetal]

Thumbs up if you hugged someone from the FRONT after watching this video

[ilikestuff414]

This is so funny. I'm laughing off my, my, my what? I don't even know.

[Mashoenima]

PDA IS WIN.

[Bender1729]

Is this really the imperial march in the background? I wonder what Darth Vader would say about this? Maybe ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Bender1729]

I'm not from the USA and I don't know these guys. So I have a question: Are they serious or is this some kind of comedy? Really. I don't know!

[sloosh6000]

@Bender1729 I'm not from the US either but.....this is real!!! it's fucking hard to believe (like most of religion)

[floppykid]

AWWWWWWHHHHHH YEEAAAAWWHHHH 200 AND 9!!!!

YA'LL READY TO PAWDI IN HEAH?!?!?

GIMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG!

[Erithlon]

they made the beat with fruity loops and a $0.50 sample pack

[fattyJNL]

I wonder how much they paid those two black guys to stand back there.

[Erithlon]

@fattyJNL lol

[fattyJNL]

@Erithlon Your Schecter C-7 Hellraiser is so awesome.

[MobileThinker]

does anyone get the feeling that they are doing this for community service? lol.

[luxord2654]

"I'm buyin babies like Angelina Jolie" ಠ_ಠ uh.... WTF???

[twdjm92]

ok isn't it hypocritical to not want a full hug, but its ok to put someone in a coma. I'm a christian but i don't see anything wrong with a normal hug.

[iamSalfron]

653 people went into coma's because they didnt do the christian side hug.

[Teresa64squared]

I find Christians using the gangsta steriotype offense. For many reasons

[purenightmare]

lol the black dudes are like WTF SILLY WHITE BOYS

[ikarmation]

Man, white people.

[MobileThinker]

@ikarmation DO NOT lump me in with these freaks! please!

[sloosh6000]

@ikarmation I apologise for our race ;{ I know there is absolutly no way you could feasably forgive us for this, this has to be the worst thing white man has done yet......

[SilverJigProductions]

And to think all those times I've hugged people from the front I was at risk of going home in a coma.. scary. =O

[Shitsausages]

Jesus was a rough rider, doing front hugs and buyin' babies like Angelina Jolie.

[esmith97403]

the siren really sets it off

[IamAly8D]

LMFAO.



[catandpiddle]

crap... and that's being kind.

[truthslap]

This is so completely ridiculously awesome, I haven't belly laughed so hard since like 1989. thank you gimme dat christian side hug crew.

[ClintRoseMusic]

The cop siren made me feel safe but i kept waiting for the rap and poser police to arrest these guys. damn thats weak

[R4ND0Mman]

You... you... WHY?! Not only did you come up with a ridiculous concept, and not only did you create the most stupidly white rap video in history, but YOU USED THE IMPERIAL MARCH AS BACKGROUND.

Oh, and did you just insinuate that Jesus never hugged anybody? ...I find that difficult to believe.

[Girintina]

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[phocjame]

You keep your love away from me.

[17MegaSkillz17]

that was possibuly the gayist thing ive ever sceen

[lamehannah]

lolwut

"I'm buyin babies like Angelina Jolie"

Front hugs are evil but human trafficking is okay?

[silentdeath126]

If this isn't an excuse for mass genocide on the christians, I don't know what is...

[Magnosious]

i love how many dislikes this has

[manasmith]

I... what? 

[XxFrancineJulietxX]

AAAAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA oh this some messed up shit! Im going to be singing this stupid shit haha. 

[krakhaid]

My brain is full of fuck.

[kelseymacivorbaaby]

This is offically the funniest thing i have ever heard!!!

GIMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG!! hahaa pmsl!! xx

[layingtooclose]

no more front hugs? i don't think i'm going to be a christian anytime soon. haha.

[Frayza1]

I will kill anyone i meet who sings this song!

christians are the most REPULSIVE people in the world!

Stop trying to be cool! you are brainwashed morons!

You pain peoples lives with this bullshit!

Questions? I dont think so!

[PD4FR]

"When I hug people I leave room for the Holy Spirit"

THIS is my new pick up line, LMAO! XD

[BlueOrchids2009]

No front hugs but it's cool to put someone in a coma??? Lol

[anthonycha1]

LMFAO!!! this is my ringtone GIMME THAT christian side hug... AMEN!!!

[SquigPie]

as a christian. I can officially say:

WTF!?!?!??!?!

[Gaaabbbs]

Drugs, not hugs. :D

[TheFishermandave]

yo eminem aint got nothin on the hardcore motherf***ers

[buckyourfandwidth]

@TheFishermandave this is the internet you dont have to censor yourself, its not like your mom is going to read it. because shes to busy fucking me.

[isetmfriendsofire]

So hardcore...NOT

[FuneralForAFriend666]

This is soo......American

[Ramenth]

Why is The Imperial March playing in the background?

[Droxxin]

@Ramenth

That's the fifth I noticed about the video. Can't even steal a real beat . . . lol.

[panther0567]

in the Bible it says that Jesus hugged and kissed people...

[vaati13]

i am a catholic and a democrat, and i would say that this rap group of "ruff riders" are not mentally "up to par"

[Mechlover]

Just reading those lyrics hurts my brain. What manner of drug made them write this stuff and why hasn't it been banned yet?

[ninjapenguino101]

I play this when I leave church...on my pimped out system with 20 inch sub woofers with jesus christ faces on my titanium plates. Jesus cannot be popped....

[Scum71succer]

hehe they got me confused, I don;t know if I should cry or laugh....

[MrAndrewkline]

stupid shit

[Asushlo]

This is the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

[dmbrandon]

Why is there Star Wars music?

[BanksTank810]

RWJ brought me here to say, FAIL.

[jeremyDior]

gimme dat atheist front hug

[flarewolf01]

is this a joke?

[ElloLovelyMiss]

its a joke. can't you guys tell? they're parodying the ridiculous beliefs of christianity.

[oversoul53]

what.... the ..... fuck!

side hugs are stupid, retard, and pointless. if yur someone's friend give them a REAL HUG! this shit is disgraceful. and me and my best friend are Christan, and we both give each other a brotherly hug ween ever we see each other.

this is a joke....

side hugs are for half-asses wussies.

real friends give real hugs

[residentidiot2009]

@oversoul53 Do you need anything to wipe this from your memories? I agree due to one thing. I can't give my granny a traditional hug, but... I... can BEAT PEOPLE INTO A COMA?!

[tennisgeek12]

everyone came so they could watch you all make fools of yourselfs haha

[TowaruTsura]

Wha....Gwah...BUH?!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY RELIGION! XD This is so...STUPID, but so SILLY.

[Chainsol]

What. The. Fuck.

[Jovienn]

It's a train wreck. You want to look away, but you just can't.

[bobliotech]

LMAO. CHOON.

[SmurfyNinja]

this must be a joke

[OhMyGoshItsALeg]

... Guhhhhh... stuff like this... I'm almost ashamed to be Christian because of things like this.

[omicron142]

@OhMyGoshItsALeg you mean your not already?

[OhMyGoshItsALeg]

@omicron142 No, actually, I'm not. Stuff like this makes me facepalm, though.

On a slightly-related note, you should have used 'you're' instead of 'your' in that comment. Just FYI.

[omicron142]

@OhMyGoshItsALeg ehhh, your right.

[Og3990]

is this real?

[aWwAiNsHeKuTe15]

Waitt Waitt ..lmaoo if you listen closelyy doesn`t the background music in there song sound like star wars...smhh EPIC FAIL!

[WanderFilms]

whether or not they're serious, these guys are complete douchebags.

[caoticcat01]

wow this is hilarious

[swho23]

I'd like to give that blond a satan worshipper HUG!

[glen12343]

@swho23 Ditto i have the sudden urge to give someone a normal ''immoral'' hug and ill pop a boner and rub up against em to lol. wtf is wrong with kids these days?

[DailyVocabulary]

lol some of these lyrics are so contradicting, it's just bananas

[xparasite9]

@Atlantis8788 Critical Research Failure there. Christus is a title, not a name. You should have known this, that "Christ" means messiah.

[xparasite9]

@brmontanhez something tells me you don't get hugged often.

[brmontanhez]

@xparasite9 This SOMETHING is god wispering on your ear? Quit using drugs man....

[The5thGeruda]

I just died a little inside...

[brownboom]

is that the imperial march in the background?

[JesusLovesToast]

SADDD RWJ ftw

[uglycrayonn]

ahh, haha. i don't even know. c:

[skruyu]

I'm not sure what to say. ):

[AndroBubbles]

LOL

[ezzye3]

So he is gonna beat me up, because i give a front hug? Dang he don't play

[CervantesXV]

So, is this a parody or not? I can't decide. It's too ridiculous to be real. But, then, this is a show and all. With a very real public. A very christian side public.

[kk207]

this is what happens if you are not getting laid nor masturbate, everything becomes sexual in your mind. Spank that monkey on regular basis and you will have no problem with front hug.

[Alexrollsful]

these guys are so dedicated,

they'd drink jesus's piss if they could,

then give him a christian side hug.

[CervantesXV]

@Alexrollsful ...and probably get excited by it.

[theericgordon]

Unfortunately, it was Christian SIDE pussy, which really just involves rubbing hips together.

[Hexiva]

If you think hugging from the front is inherently sexual, it is possible that you need to start thinking about other things. And get a life.

[gerth008]

I started laughing before the video loaded.

[VKheartofice]

Damn... Being Christian must be so hardcore...

[ditzen89]

"Ima ruff rida/Filled up wit Christ's love" - I just don't know what this means

"So dont be hatin on me/When I show no love." -A Christian showing no love???

"And hit my fist like President Obama." They sound like germaphobes

[AbbaForensis]

@ditzen89 The part I don't understand is when they mention buying babies like Angelina Jo'lee, and everyone goes, "OHHHHHHHHH!"

...My brain just...hurts. D;

[Singemeister]

So, they're complaining about hugging front-to-front because Jesus never did it...I swear Jesus kissed a couple of people...

[HectorL360]

lol look at the black guys in the back, There like: "WTF are these white guys doing?"

[Raven1x]

These guys have got to be taking the piss.

[ScareyLizzard]

This is bad and you should all feel bad.

[worloq]

These people are genuinely disturbed.

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

Is that the Imperial March in the background?

[the6thmonkey]

@IAMTHECAPSGODLOL yes :(

[adamkirby1]

ahaha I don't know what's funnier, the fact that they advocate beating people into a coma for hugging wrong, or the fact that a remix of the Imperial March tune from Star Wars is their background track

[esplin227]

wow. this is the maximum amount of retardation...

[squigglewacks]

JESUS NEVER HUGGED ANYONE EVER!

[Shadoboy]

@squigglewacks He never hugged anyone, yet he didn't really try to avoid Judas' kiss...

[thepsychicfrycook]

Honestly, I have to stretch myself pretty hard to see this as serious.

[ToothSIayer]

@GarrettGilbertSon

I agree, Texas Matthew Vinyl Hippo v2 Fight

[Bucknut73]

Christian side hug, LOL. What verse says front hugs are bad? 

Losers. And the wanna-be slang ebonics - another LOL.

[ToothSIayer]

@Bucknut73

41-14

38-24

Buckeyes fucking suck

[FrostbittenWolf]

I'm going to have to object to the whole side-hug deal. I know that if you recieve a hug from the front you could potentially get a stiffy... but to be frank, if your self-control is so poor that you get a hard on from a casual hug, you deserve to suffer until you learn to control your sword, if you get me. Keep Winky-Blinky the one-eyed sargeant at ease, if you catch my meaning. Or would lance corporal be a better rank for that joke?

[mikeortiz221]

These guys are completely contradicting themselves. First they do just the worst rap ever about how you can't have PDA, and christ. But then they have police sirens and gun shots at the end. How does that make sense? fuckin crazy christians.

[TheDeathStank]

random black guy in the background lol

[nekomishachan]

FAIL

[mikeellerbeck]

Christian side fuck.

[Shadoboy]

Jesus Christ, what the hell is this?

[ephemerealfox]

@Shadoboy jesus: I...I don't even...what? I..no idea.