Jimmy Goes to a Barbershop to Talk About Tiger Woods

[shrimmi]

Jimmy should got to that barbershop weekly! it's always epic :D

[marmarisbacc]

there some other celebs there. i guess that's the spot to be..lol

[killermy92]

0:57 why does he comb his hair?

[loserofnothing]

what is john singleton doin there? he aint got no hair! LMAO

[jgkeys1995]

Notice how nobody gets there hair cut..

[Alentonsus]

LOL, happened to be there. The guy doesn't even have hair!

[blakka91]

for golf he´s wesley snipes! hahaha

[Richgoddamnit]

What's the bald guy doing in a barbershop? It doesn't look like he's working there.

[gowcod123456789]

that stupid asian is annoying as hell

[Drseptember2010]

@gowcod123456789 ewww i smella HATER

[gowcod123456789]

@Drseptember2010 naw. just a racist

[nf4l00]

2:09 lol

[Flatine1]

those guys are always there...and they don't even need hair cut....wtf :X

[OooDMXooO]

CAUSE HES BLACK! ahahahahaha

[whales]

that asian chick is a LA star fucker

[ejhan210]

ha, the asian lady's mouth doesn't move at all when she talks. at first i couldn't tell who was speaking until the camera zoomed in

[Hiimgoody]

CUZ HES BLACK!

[SamDatDude]

this iz not a real barber shop at all. he shuda went to a real BLACK barber shop, dey prolly wuda thought Kimmel waz tryna be racist kummin in dere askin bout Tiger Woods lmao

[techcow]

why is the bald dude at the barbershop!?!?

[malikai888]

That asian woman is probably best friends with everyone in there i love it when jimmy goes to this barber shop its hilarious

[shall2347]

was this supposed to be funny? 

[MaTaRu39]

once you go black you'll never go back... that fits really well to the asian chick, she prolly gets creampied by everyone in there everyday... hahaha!!

[mubirshu]

Jimmy's barber just combed his hair and leaned against the counter. He never cut his hair. No tip!!

[L3GiiTDiiN0SAUR]

threre is only 1 white guy in that shop besides jimmy

[8182570]

i love it when he goes to the barbershop it's always so funny :D

[KronicPain]

LOL Tyrone Johnson!!!

[onehungryrobot]

the after the camras went off, every black man in there gangbanged that asian chick and made a line of like 20 to all jizz in her face

[1medme]

@onehungryrobot

LMAO!!

[sahradaad]

tiger's not black ? wtf ? some one please explain to me !!

[andrewhenman]

@sahradaad Well he's half black.. half Vietnamese.. I think..:p

[sahradaad]

@andrewhenman actually his mom is fromtailand, his dad is half chinese and hafl african american, which makes him quaer black acording to wiki , not the most reliable source but thats all i know :)

[andrewhenman]

@sahradaad Wow that is an extraordinary mix.

[sahradaad]

@andrewhenman i know , he looks black but he's just quater lol

[KBZARI1]

Why is John Singleton in a Barberchair?

[pacersnrams781]

I swear to god that bald white dude was on an episode of to catch a predator

[jurevicius7]

I swear the guy in the chair to jimmy's right used to be on the chappelle show haha

[air323619]

I go there

Lolz!

[Reptopia]

CAUSE HES BLACK! lol

once again mike you crystallized things perfectly

[JGSS89]

hahahaha this is hilarious..im crying of laughter!

[thegagz]

wtf is dat asian woman doing there?

[101feven101]

Haha everyone was like "He wouldn't even have got out the driveway!" "He wouldn't have never made it out tha house!" "He would've have made it to the car!"

Then the guy says, "If she was black the injuries would've been more severe, definitely."

[CHARRIS5550]

that dude sniped what happened w/ tiger

[cogginator]

@ 1:42 what the fuck is a bald guy getting a haircut for

[yman901]

Today, Ping Golf announced it is signing Ms. Woods to an multi-million dollar naming and endorsement deal for its new line of womens fairway woods. Their new slogan; Elin Woods clubs you can beat Tiger with.

[rob11rod]

good! black white asian

[uniharut]

i dont really like that asian woman that much. no asian hate im asian too. and the white guy too. sorta ruins the black barbershop atmosphere

[1medme]

@uniharut

totally agree!! but the asian woman is ANNOYING!!!

[mailiengreen]

Kinda lame.

[famousbro1]

tiger, the cheetah thats lion

think about that xD

[Robertnuns]

@famousbro1 nice one buddy can I use that?

[famousbro1]

@Robertnuns yea sure idc lol

[NCSportsMan70]

haha, they say tiger is not black because he is mixed, but they say obama is.

[MrFlyAsI]

not they tiger claims he isnt black

[jalabi99]

By his own admission, Pres. Obama is a black man of multiracial descent, and Tiger Woods is a Cablinasian (his rather clumsy attempt to combine his ethnic heritage into one word). It's not a matter of what "they" say, it's a matter of which each man says he is.

[101feven101]

@NCSportsMan70 It's because Tiger does not identify himself as black, he said its disrepectful to his mother. Barack Obama calls himself black. In the end, all that matters is the opinion of the person, they should decide what they want to be called

[NCSportsMan70]

@101feven101 Thats exactly right.  obama calls himself black so that he gets the black vote. Be honest , you know most of the black people that voted for him did it just because he is half black. Plus his black dad abandon him and his white mom raised him. But he still says he is black

[101feven101]

@NCSportsMan70 Jesse Jackson is fully black, but HE didn't get elected. Black people vote for white people all the time, look at the people who are in the white house and government. They voted for Bush, Clinton, etc. so don't say that black people only vote for other blacks.

[101feven101]

@101feven101 He identifies himself that way because of what he went through and learned and his experiences. Ultimately, it's a person's own decision what he/she wants to be called. Barack didn't get elected because he was black, it was because of his message and people got tired of sleazy politicians like McCain. If that was true, then why did white people vote for him?

[southyr6]

@101feven101 jesse jackson is also a fuckin slimeball piece of shit who exploits blacks for his own financial gain. just sayin.....

[czogg99]

so the barber in a barber shop is now the official spokeperson for the black race sheesh. white folks

[lusttomybrain]

@czogg99 no..jimmy kimmel definitely never said that. it's just supposed to be a funny skit.

[besthiphopdancerever]

there is more important things in the world to be worried about,LET THE TIGER LOOSE!

[brucehath1]

Marry a man for his money you deserve to be cheated on he should be aloud to have all the women in the world

[thegov08]

@brucehath1 how do you know that she didn't marry out of love. According to your logic its impossible for a woman to marry a rich man out of love. doesn't make sense.

[brucehath1]

If you marry a man for his money he should be aloud to have other women. Stop hating on tiger

[A2P89]

lol Cheetah Woods

[MeltnButta]

Nah... white guys cheat too. They just cheat cause they think they won't get caught and cause they just gotta try that other stuff. Stupid stupid Tiger.

[brucehath1]

First of all those girls he slept with new he was married and the wife was out for the money.

I'm the guy in the bone thugs shirt in the shop where I work

[golflouis52]

too funny, i like african american humour....sometimes lol

[rauntino]

one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch

[writofmandamus]

never quite understood why black people laugh in that forceful gagged sort of way

[brucehath1]

for all you dumb asses it is a real shop in los angeles google it freaks

[khayle05]

love the last part!! funny..

[101Veritas]

Notice after he said that tiger woods is the Wesley Snipes of golf that his barber was holdin the scisors thinking... Should I stab this mofo for that statement.. Oh ok everyone laughed I guess I'll let it pass..

[saiahendro]

"nononono,tigers not black,if tiger's name been tyrone johnson,then it would be somethin"

lmao

[Rashad4music]

i think the the skinny light skinned dude in the other guys chair is spanky from house party, look him. when they ask the guy what happen, and thats him i'm tell you

[seattlerapmusic]

This video is wack, He didnt even get his haircut. that babrbershop is all an act, them aint even barbers, they all actors, including the people sitting in that big ass couch. Watch the video, the nigga combed Jimmy's hair the whole time, how gay. He came to a barbershop to get his hair combed?

[DarthYoungling]

it's a joke.. of course it isn't real. duh.

[shadow6190]

No he went to ask for opinions. He's been there multiple times. He wanted to ask black people what they think. He doesn't need to get a haircut if he doesn't need one.

[speedfingers2]

fuckoff

[jmisiur]

yep, you want the truth on anything simply go to the local barbershop

[Virimpa]

Agreed!

[buriedmybone]

This looks so scripted

[lilmb94]

It is scripted.

And if you go somewhere with camera, everyone starts to be so friendly....

[brianwildemusic]

That's because it's in HD.

[Rocky374]

"Cause he's black" LOL

[riceball23]

Ehh, not as funny as previous Barbershop vids.

[TheNewYorkPete]

lol

[italianplaya454]

LMAO...He would have gotten hit with a frying pan

[CiscoNast]

hahaha

[Rudeinfw]

OK if Tiger Woods is not black, then Obama isn't either.

[tbreezyFbaby]

this is staged supposedly .

[DuiMusik]

This is the worst barbershop in the world!

Ignorant barbers. "Cause he's black," is the most stupid shit to say. Boycott this barbershop!

[grokker]

downrated for being a faggot.

[DuiMusik]

Don't know what it is about some people first dis they have is a gay joke. Why not say I'm lame or idiot or even asshole. Why is homosexual activities the first thing come to your mind "grokker". LOL!!!!!

[grokker]

I don't read nigger, type in English please.

[lems4142]

Can everyone please come listen to my video to see if i am any of a good singer. I'm sorta sick though please be honest!

[itsranton]

He is black, he aint black. make up your damn mind. lol.

[Megamediaplex]

dot com

[Xjaiver]

tiger woods aint black his white how do i kno

dave chapple told me n everybody lol

[safarijones]

having sex with white women stimulates the economy FUCK MOAR WHITE GIRLS MOAR MOAR MOAR!! lol

[Curicua]

hahahahhaha

[xxxdatxxx]

lol funny thing he never got a haircut he just comb it xD

[massholejeff]

"Helping the afro American" comment would have gotten Jimmy a beatdown in that barbershop if it wasn't taped.

Why do these people claim Tiger isn't black? And how if his wife was black he wouldn't have made it out of the driveway? I think this might be the first case of a white lady beating on a black dude. Give her some credit will ya. lol

[DodgerRiley]

I think it has to do with racist belief that black women are feisty and prone to irrational violence. Although that belief makes black women unattractive so rich black men avoid marrying black women in the first place. Racist ignorance begets racist ignorance.

[ThisIsMrFlood]

Sending Lockerz invites!!! Message me.

[golflouis52]

LOL

[NallePu83]

50% black, 25% asian and 25% american

[Ducky1987]

he's quarter black

[golflouis52]

NOOO he is just a bad quarterback! lol

[RAMKING61]

He's Cablinasian(his word): 50% Asian, 25% black, 12.5% American Indian, 12.5% White.

[hellobetty70]

tyrone is my ex boyfriend - really, driving while black - so yesterday at my house - just ask maki - my cat - she's mixed and a friend of friend of a cousins sister found her pre adoption and no i aint got one more cat in the house!! aint straight if u wonder!!??

[io62268]

hes half Asian and half black

[Megamediaplex]

dot com

[futurestar94britfan]

1:34 did he say "every woman has hit a man"?

umm ok... not true but whatever

btw i totally thought barbershops like this only excisted is movies lol

its so stereotypical, its crazy haha

[IAmaPersion]

Tiger is not black?? What the fuck is the matter with black people? No wonder they're freakin idiots!

[neosoulfuljojo]

Haha I love this!!!

[jowright33]

"You sound like a man that's been hit a lot" A classic Kimmel moment

[matrixistrue]

lol

[wtknskmb]

another distraction for the illumaniti

the is not the news i want to hear

[MEpianist]

Adam Carolla was the best, you can find old Loveline episodes online.

[JimboVids]

Tiger isn't black, but Obama is??

[badillustrations]

It's a joke.... They say he isn't black cause of his name.

[BruisedBrains]

they're joking...

[whirlaway]

isn't that one guy getting his hair cut from the Real World los angeles. he got kicked out

[motorbreath1983]

What's the chinese wannabe american doing there ?

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

Do you guys have segregated barbershops in America??

Kimmel was the only cracker in there!!

[alaiiinalan]

plllease dont try to generalize and speak on behalf of all blacks. im black and i dont hate light skinned blacks. get a life dude

[Emerald1234S]

haha, I love Jimmy at the barbershop

[FightTheJoker]

If Cedric The Entertainer was there this would have been done hahahaa.

[krpr]

lol why is john singleton there? he aint got no hair!

[jimbone26]

great point. I don't think he's ever had hair. Probably just lonely :(

[alaiiinalan]

lmao

[BigPapiPhx]

Why is the asian bitch at the barber shop?????

[RAMKING61]

Tiger is Cablinasian: 50% Asian, 25% Black, 12.5% Indian, 12.5% Caucasian.

[markuslowe9]

manbearpig - 50% man, 50% bear, 50% pig

[neovannn]

@RAMKING61

Wikipedia: One-drop rule

That's why in the U.S, a lot of people say that Tiger Woods is black.

That's the same thing with Mariah Carey.

[RAMKING61]

Read the end of your 'one-drop' rule:

'.....and so unless said person has an ALTERNATIVE NON-WHITE ancestry they can claim, such as Native American, ASIAN, Arab, Australian aboriginal, they must be considered black.'

Tiger is Asian under this rule.

[hellobetty70]

so i'm a jew an irish biatch a check chick a honkey biatch and let's see what else oh yeah a red head - but it's fake so that makes me a sista with a weave or a white gurl sick of this!!

[neovannn]

@RAMKING61

Nope, you forgot the historical context of the "one-drop rule".

That's a racist rule specific to black people that has been made up during a time of Racial segregation.

All of it to deny to children of Mixed "African and European descent" the same privileges than white people. (Ex: Children of White masters with their black slaves during slavery)

[neovannn]

@RAMKING61

Bob Marley even wrote a song about that

=> Bob Marley - One Drop

[JihanJ1]

hey !!!that guy in the chair was on the real world in the 90's

[mmissthangg1]

this shit is funny. 1:40 is funny

[SwornReaper]

such a fu cking waste for white chicks getting black men, honestly. I MEAN FUCK IT, i don't give a fuck if TW is celeb or not, only matters is he's BLACK. LOOK AT HIM!!

[kingparkerIII]

haha jimmy has got quick wits. like the lil kim and wesley snipes line were great. i love the writers and clips but jimmy is a legit comedian.

[mrgeebo]

Does John Singleton have only one leg????? 3:12

[KAMJAM2000]

Naw he just has his leg on top of another.

[kevin25valencia]

i just kept on thinking what the hell is an asian women doing in an all black barbershop?

[kirbyandco]

and this is fuinny because,,,

[keveroy]

hah....lmao at the fat white guy...hes outta place....but jimmy is a celebrity, thats why hes the shit around there

[GLeNss]

hes an undercover narc xD

[udstyle]

actually that's one of Goose's (the owner of legends) closest friends.. But i guess ignorant retards just like to talk shit about ppl they don't even know.

[divermike]

Wow! Double standards....

bho = African American

Tiger Woods = Not Black at all

Lets see bho had a black father and white mother. Tiger had a black father and asian mother.

Lets see also Tiger has lived more the life of a black person in America than bho ever thought to. Tiger raised in military environment, bho in rich white environment in Hawaii.

But still Tiger is not black but bho is because he is married to a black woman.

If that isn't bigotry and racism I don't know what is!

[dude7422]

i wonder if she got so mad because he cheaped on her with a MAN lol bad joke

[pypy22]

Or just simply put every

African American is mixed with a different race.

[chipcoz]

If you played 18 holes a day and had the strength to play more holes at night you would understand that tiger is in pain and the last thing he needs is a hair cut.

[DaisieBuchanan]

Who knew that Tiger was such a tiger? If only there had been some kind of clue!

[beantownbrady]

Why is John Singleton in a barber shop? The man has no hair?

[bdrake521]

Was the guy sitting in the chair of the barber talking David from Real World San Fransisco? If not it is his long lost twin.

[oni4883]

Yeah that has to be him.

[Cuyeyrac]

def him, hilarious!!

[Donny4793]

That is some funny sh%&!!

[nirbija]

Let's face it: Tiger Woods loves hoz!

He even married one (So-called 'models' ARE prostituting themselves for money & pleasure)

I'm thinking that Tiger's dad met in mom in a Thai brothel while on leave from the Vietnam war.

And so Tiger, true to his conviction, prefer females pale as his mom, & hoz to boot.

And all these hoz are more than happy to broadcast that Tiger gave them his 3-iron

That's a big draw for them getting more johns

Tiger not Black?

Tell & defend that to the white man. lol

[OTKP]

LOL John Singleton? were the hell did he come from lol

great segment, now all types of celebrities will come around when they do this

[genericaccountuser]

Wow, a lot of racist comments here. So an Asian woman can't be at a barbershop? What if someone keep making comments about how a black person can't be at a country club. Y'all would be fuming.

[sean9820]

Seems like an awesome barber shop!

Great segment!

[04ray25number2]

I <3 this Barbershop video.

[vicgran08]

wow, that asian chick was an actress

wtf is she doing at a barbershop. She should be at a nail salon

[tev804]

LMAO WRONG BUT FUNNY AS HELL

[superxboo]

i love when he goes to the barber shop.

[carlaher]

LOL!