Achmed The Dead Terrorist Joins The Marines (Views!!! OVER 119000!!!!!) Lol

[RnBModel92]

3:58 how i look when im in toilet xD

[XSXGhostXSX]

@belkp its meant for comedy purposes. Plus its none of that because the islamic religion sees men better then women. As for the homophobic thing....just because he makes a little joke...doesnt mean hes being an ass...

[belkp]

wow. racist, sexist, and homophobic all in one video.

[Palidin112]

Its achmed

[reckyou47]

I kill you.... Thats what she said......lol

[TheBillybob200]

he need tape on his arms

[andyabc45]

XD

[cordelllathan]

I killed you dumb ass

[TakeBackAmerica2012]

SILENCE!! I keel all of you!!!

[TMPT00]

Yes..Oprah

[NEGRITA729]

LOI 

[14STURT]

That's what she said

[10hits12]

i killed you dumdass

[rebel8909]

Wait was Walter driving a BTR?

[kyawmawthu]

I killed you dumbass

[luna600]

I wonder how many takes it took to do this......cuz you know those marines where cracking up

[23Applerules1]

So funny!!!!!!

[DragonSkin342]

"thats whas she said"

LOL!

[naddestroyer]

lol "reporting to kill."

[TheHockeyBaseball]

lol 1:43



[KAC0599]

Alright, this is going to sound extremely naive, but I'll ask it anyway... Are the Marines really like this, or was it beefed up for the video? I've been in the AF and Army, and never really got screamed at as much as the privates in this video did. Is this a fair portrayal or not? Thx.

[azuresapphire15]

@KAC0599 No, it's not that bad. Usualy if your commanding officer isn't a DI*K he'll shout, but not scream at you.

Also, the officers won't speak like that. (they are real people) lol

And achmed would have got it when he asked for a nap. XD

[tudoproductions]

@azuresapphire15 yah but if you just got in the marines you will get pranked like f*cking cold water buckets in your head and bad things like that i mean its not like that but at first its really hard

[BrommaHerman]

@KAC0599 They show what people expect to see :)

[Razecgos]

@KAC0599 Its not the Officers that yell. Its the NCOs and Staff NCOs. But they only REALLY yell at the idiots in formation that try to screw with them and get caught. "Alright Marines we are going to go on a little hike to Firebase Br.......PRIVATE KINNER! WHY IS THERE A FLIPPIN BUCKET ON YOUR HEAD?! YOU ARE DISGRACING MY UNIFORM AND I DONT TOLERATE THAT ONE DAG GUM BIT!"

[azuresapphire15]

@Razecgos How did you know i did that?! ......lol

[MrFiddee]

I KILL YOU DUMBASS !!XD

[bassieenadriaantour]

4:46 is the best!!!!!!!!!!

[AchmedTheDead11]

U think he would have died from the grenade... 

[novojeans33]

hahahaha it,svery funny hahahaha!!!!!!

[mrselbodon]

lol



[Teomarl88]

hahahahahahahahaahaha



[cluitZy]

lol 04:11

[SkyRamsey]

Semper Infidelis...lol



[MrJackrp1995]

If anyone wants to know, this video was at Camp Penalton. YYEEEEAAAAA GO MARINES. Thats my dad's base. i wont tell u where this is, so i dont get in trouble. And I've been all around the base, the sign, and the PT course where achmed was

[dacookiemasta]

at the end lulz, Walter - "I killed you dumbass." so funny

[CaitlynBarone]

I'm a senior in high school and one of my best friends joined the army. He's such a funny, sweet guy, me picturing the Sargeant screaming at Jorge just makes me uncomfortable

[brickbuildersstudios]

Press 5 To hear Achmed say Im gay

[BlackTshirtFan]

Oh Phooey :( Walter wins *laughing hysterically*

[DevilDogSutt]

Funny as Shit BUT MARINES NOT THE ARMY GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!

[checkerman100]

Yes, opraha?

[M3XICAN04444]

thats wat she said

[catinator2]

I KIll You DUMBASS

[Elsy2795]

hahahahahahahahahaha xDD lol

[SnTigers]

uhra... yes opra xD ^^

[Marine5481]

so coach you acctualy throw the greanade. lol!!!

[TheIsmail1975]

yes oprah xD

[gofreestyle1000]

@azuresapphire15 nnnneeeeerrrdddd lol

[DEOXYS987]

@azuresapphire15 This is the Marine Corps. not the Army.

[andrewblack12]

It's actualy the Marine Corps not the Army

[carcruiseyorkshire]

Lolege

[carcruiseyorkshire]

Lolege

[AlbanianKingDe]

4:16...its Acccccchhhmad not achmad.

[legoboy321100]

I killed u dumbass

[katalovesnyc]

what does URA mean? can anyone tell me please? thanks.

[EdgaDaMan]

Private Achmed reporting for keeling.

[0mega71]

I killed you dumbass!

[terroristmushroom]

thats wat she said! i died~~!!!

[rasas321]

fifty? fifty dolars? :DDDDDDDD

[ermac1012]

thats wat she said

[Valkyrie1808]

The Few, The Proud, The Achmed!!!!!! Oorah, Yes Oprah =)

[Noldai21]

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!

[bigmomma179]

just love it at the end when walter's there! you crazy old man.

[geckoglitch]

Walter was there when Osama died too...

[azuresapphire15]

@geckoglitch Coincidence? I think not.

[xxScArYSeRBxx]

@azuresapphire15 i think so :P

[optimegatrongodzilla]

@geckoglitch yeah, i could picture that!

osama: u won't take me aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......­..(dies)

walter: u deserved that u dumbass-sonofabitch!!!! hahahaha!!!! nananana....hey....nananana...­.hey, hey, hey.... goodbye!!!! i love that song!!!!

obama gives walter medal of honor:

obama: walter, by doing our country such a great deed, i herebye object u to a life of happiness and women!

walter: no!!!! i mean, i would love that but, i have to teach many women how to have sex?! holy crap!

[ta666ak666]

So, Achmed... What are your thoughts exactly about Bin Laden's death?

[azuresapphire15]

@DOMESTICATEDMAN1

I'm not retarded, DIVOIDMAN1. I put army becase a lot of kids/young teenagers who watch achmed etc.... comedy don't really know the difference between the two.

I'm sorry (not) for making my video kid/noob/idiot-friendly.

[AvaddonKa]

@azuresapphire15 doesn't matter dude, i hate it when people refer to the Marines as the army, it would be great if you could change it to the Marines.

[TheReeceandBlakeshow]

your wepons make our weapons look like slingshots....espeacially our slingshots

[pivotmanify]

co za asy

[czarchasm2]

Still unfunny as ever

[azuresapphire15]

@czarchasm2 See a docter, get some ach - meds lol

[omegaprim]

@azuresapphire15 Ahahahahahaha! That's funny, you gotta give that one to Jeff Dunham.

[uberkewlmedia]

@czarchasm2 You have no soul.

[musikdawg203]

Ah man my grenade went boom oh noooo wheree my body GO

[MrGrinchi017]

And thank you for your help Pvt. Moreno..Hoaah...Yes Opra xDDD

[maninator96]

I m not crying i m wining XD

slingshots.. and: I found it!!!!!

[maninator96]

I m not crying i m wining XD

slingshots.. and: I found it!!!!!

[shad0w2323]

On ur face face up and down .Thats what she said XD

[theonlyalphabet]

Private Achmed reported for killing. Love it!!! XD

[natasconfresa]

WALTER KILLED ACHMED !! NOOOOOOOO!!!

[PEANUTQful]

i love your all and not in a dont ask dont tell way

[sonofnighthawk]

Thats On your face up and down up and down.

Thats what she said. LMAO

[glitterwings1]

lol i wasnot expecting walterrrr!!!

[MrMasterkill56]

ura yes oprah XD

[kbnastyman]

at 59 sec i almost had a heart attack

[R3DBU11G1V5UW1NG5]

That video is awesome

[MultiGerik]

Marines.....Give Achmed some slack!!!! He has no muscle...

[azuresapphire15]

@MultiGerik he needs some ligaments!!!! XD

[MultiGerik]

Aww.... No Silence!!!! I kill you!!!

[UmbrellaMurders]

Well at least we know who's going to be doing all the suicide missions

[ejoio2]

i want to see walter in the marines

[reemharel2]

i laugh every time when i see itttttttt

[reemharel2]

w/e XD but its really funny 

[reemharel2]

lol its what he said....

and when he says oklahoma is really funnyyyy

[azuresapphire15]

@reemharel2 okalah-homa XD

[reemharel2]

i peed in my pants i think

[azuresapphire15]

@reemharel2 ^ - ^'  lol

[azuresapphire15]

@reemharel2

did you thumb up? ^ - ^