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  • 6:22

    "MAGIC SUITCASE!!!!!!!"

  • 9:31 her shoulders are REEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY distracting XDD

  • God I miss Elizabeth

    *sniff*

    Just as much as I miss Vanessa

    *SNORT*

  • Magic Dolphin: You can understand us thanks to a net of magic moon beams that caught your tears as they fell into the water!

    Me: O.O

    Magic Dolphin: We added a little magic of our own and voila! The spell was cast!

    Me: O.O I need to go lie down because that is the most STUPID THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!! XD

  • The nostalgia critic is like these movies, you think hes good then you realise hes an idiot

  • A fact for everyone. The real captain of the titanic, had a beard, this one has does not, and in this film, he survives, but sadly he went down with the ship in real life. So theres 2 faults for you, AND THERES A WHOLE FUCKING MORE! :)

  • I kinda liked this movie...

  • im her and i talk to dolphins and mice!

  • holy shit, leave some mice rat and cheese puns for the rest of us...

  • 6:05 "Tuxedo Mask" - Anyone else catch that Sailor Moon reference?

  • to quote the Nostalgia Critic

    "WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING!!!"

  • You know would probably be a good Titanic story? The story of a NORMAL family with NORMAL kids(if there is such a thing) that aren't rich or poor. No one falls in love, no one finds missing parents, and no random necklaces are stolen or dissapear. You know, that sounds exactly like a book I read last year and it was actually pretty freaking good. I can't remember what it was called, but oh well, we'll live. :) Tee hee.

  • Is the scene at 11:59 from a movie?

  • Let it be noted that "Elizabeth's" dress in the dolphin scene is the EXACT SAME ONE that Rose wears. Yeah, like this shameful, asspull of a "movie" wasn't enough of a plaigaristic rip off.

  • Haha The nostalgia critic has the same name as my dad! Doug!

  • Here's some interesting trivia. This movie is older than the rip-off he reviewed before this one. This of course failed in the US, but in Italy this was a huge hit. So if I'm right, the previous one the Critic reviewed is actually a rip-off of this movie.

  • I'm sorry I can't watch beyond the first five minutes. The story has barely even started and I can't go on.. XD

  • i love the critic at 13:48 not unless it was the beginning of the movie in which i said you had no choice, are you telling me that this i have absolutely no intention of marrying Everrod, is better than this I'd rather die than marry that horrifying disgusting, old serpent (then), hohoho that's just the oms talking you'll get over it, (Now)I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everord, who whoa whoa calm down bitch, calm down whoa we'll figure this out man Jesus!

  • @MAnnaconduit1 pms (aside: dammit)

  • goes ahead and says no one died on the titanic they were all saved by a giant octopus with a dog face and whales, and yet they never seem to show these saved people, and of course they never went home as they are recorded to have died, where did they go? talking dolphins, talking sharks that look like they broke out of human jail, an evil whaler and his parasite sidekick, Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, who ever made this should be executed for crimes against humanity, this is garbage.

  • this is really worst than the other one, i mean they are both equally horrible but while the animated musical is just a worthless piece of crap that really just is poor editing, crappy dialogue and poor directing/ animation, this one goes beyond that this one is offensive to all mankind it goes beyond artistic vision it goes into the mind of a child, it really is offensive to us as a species and to everyone who actually died on the titanic, at least the other mentioned people died, this one

  • legend of titanic?

    more like legend of S******!

  • I remember when I were in 6th grade and there were actually some in my class that  didnt know that Titanic by James Cameron ´was based on a true story , WTF !

  • Oops, sorry is The Birth of the Twins and Padme's Destiny.

  • The Star Wars music at the beginning is called The Birth of the Twins / End Credits from the Episode Iii movie soundtrack, by John Williams.

  • Someone tell me the name of the music in the begining of the vid. I've been searching everywhere and can't find it.

  • 4;47-"Hahaaaaa....danglyparts"­

  • caspers back..... EVERYONE RUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!

  • YOUR AMAZING!!!

  • wow, IMBD says this "A grandfather mouse tells his grandchildren the "real" story of the Titanic disaster, including himself, evil sharks, a giant octopus, and an evil whaling scheme." and it scored 1.7, just .4 points higher than the other animated titanic movie!

  • This is fucked up.

  • You'll need about 5 of those Jagermeisters to get through this. I don't drink. But this is making me consider it.

  • 7:14 TF2 trading in a nutshell

  • @lizachan99 damn so the ripoff of a ripoff(the one with a rapping dog) was more realistic than this movie?

  • 9:52 pretty much sums up the whole idea of the film and everything in it.

  • Ripoff of a ripoff? RIPCEPTION!

  • Technically the other one was the ripoff of a ripoff cause this one was made in 1999 and the other one was made in 2000. Either way, both are pure shit XD

  • what do your neighbors think of all this...?

  • The opening to this review is one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO!

    ...yes...

  • @VirtualBoy500 Gabe newtroll

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  • This movie is like a horrible fanfic made by a 5-year old that some stupid producer thought was a good idea to animate. This movie honestly makes me cringe whenever I think about it. The worst part is that there were not only two Italian animated Titanic movies, it's that this movie actually had a SEQUEL that involved Atlantis, a Jellyfish telegraph, and a talking dog shooting a laser pistol on a freaking chariot. I made the mistake of watching the sequel. Don't. Just... don't.

  • "The truth of the matter is that those missing persons were never really missing! It's a long and complicated story..."

    NC: O RLY?

  • That part where he sniffed the glove... I lost it so bad there

  • 11:30 that face always gets me

  • actually, this movie was released BEFORE the one he reviewed first. this one i believe was released in 1999, and the other one in 2001. i guess he assumed that this version was the latter version because the animation looked better.

  • At least the animation isn't bad...I guess

  • 11:20 Lol sorry, couldn't keep a straight face.

  • SO in a kids movie so far we have...

    - Denial of a historical tragedy

    - Stranger sniffing a woman's glove...then rubbing it all over his face...

    - Dog pissing on a guy's leg

    - 2 Mice + Woman = Racist

    - The Whaling Industry Cont. in Part 2...

  • wow, that's a pretty big bottle of Jaeg!!

  • What are they gonna do next? An animated film about the war, saying that all the people in the war didn't die? And I suppose that will have talking mice and a rapping dog too, right?

  • badass. a darth vader with a tie :D

  • This is Rose. I mean, Rose. I mean, Rose. I mean, Elizabeth.

  • Funnily enough this would've been okish if it wasn't the GODAMN TITANIC that sank. If it was some made up ship. Because otherwise it's shitting in the face of all those deaths and history

  • Elizabeth is such a bimbo! I watched the whole movie on youtube and oh my fucking god, this was a piece of cow shit. Elizabeth fell in love with the glove-smelling fucktard and share one line with each other and they kissed without knowing each others names. What the fuck is wrong with this Bimbo?!

  • 11:20 = EPIC!!!

  • 12:54 Hey look, it's Halloween Town! If you don't get it then you don't know Jack... Skeleton.

  • 12:54 Hey look, it's Halloween Town!

  • this is so awkward to watch haha

  • 2 people go around with six names

  • WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING!!!???

  • @supercomp91 The worst animated movie to ever exist!

  • I have to wonder if when "The Legend Goes On" said that their movie was the "real" adventure of the Titanic, it meant in comparison to this movie. Personally, I wouldn't want to improve this abomination.

  • Go straight to @9:50 to crap your pants... Seriously, Doug and Rob had to photoshop that...

  • Y'know, the artwork in this movie is actually quite pretty. It's a shame to waste it on this.

  • Oh my god, the Times newspaper.

  • Damnit last time I heard, to hump an animal is bestiality....ism(?)

  • I hate this movie so much....but it's so funny to see Doug's reactions and see him suffer as I did when I watched this!

  • @GurahkWeavile You've seen this whole movie?! My condolences, my friend. :/

  • @prue6967 I regret it to this day....

  • Anyone notice how the dolphins are colored like killer whales?

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O!!!!

    Yes.

  • @Poiznjaw LOL

  • Noticed Palpatine laughing there

  • He should review Baby Geniuses 2

  • 14:13 WHY DOES THAT MAN HAVE BOOBS?!!

  • 9:28 WTF look at her shoulders!!

  • @Katchip14

    The creature living inside her is trying to escape!

  • Vader:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO.

    Sidius:Yes

    lol

    

  • WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYY DID THIS GET ALL THE WAY GREENLIGHTED?

  • WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DID THIS GET MADE IN 2001

  • The people who died on the Titanic didn't really die on the Titanic. Does that mean that Lindsay Lohan who stole that necklace wasn't really Lindsay Lohan?

  • Possibly my fav NC-review ever.

  • I lost it at the eyepatch.

  • 1:32 Do not want

  • lol, this is one of my favorite reviews. And say what you will about the mother in the live-action movie "Titanic" sure she was a high-class bitch at times and forced her daughter to marry a man she hated and never loved and treated her like shit. But at least the mother remained consistent in her endeavor and didn't waffle over like the father did in this movie.

  • I'm gonna admit it, as soon as his face popped up on the screen at 9:52 I fell out of my chair and laughed for at least five minutes straight.

  • lol Tuxedo Mask...

  • wat conveniance store does he he get his jager from O_O

  • @chashiro It's imported

  • To be honest, I think the first one was WORSE than this one is. Oh, don't get me wrong, this film's a piece of shit too. But, the first Animated Titanic film is the more horrid picture. I mean, the first Titanic film is the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. The writing's horrible, the animation's awful, and it's just shameless rip-off the James Cameron movie and so many great animated movies. Then again, there's no reason to even try to defend these films.

  • @AllBoutFlicks Just to let you know, this one came before the one with the rapping dog.

  • when I was 3 or 4 a couple of weeks before I saw this I watched the James Camron version (which I think is better now) it made me really depressed but when I watched this it did make me feel better about the Titanic but 14 or 13 years later I remember being bored and looking through some nostalgic dvds and saw this in there and rememeberd when I watched this when I was 3 or 4 so I started watching this,turned it off 5 minutes in went to the toliet,pucked and never watched this ever again

  • thats great young lady, thats great you wish you were a dolphin, thats wonderfuladudududDUDUDduduWHAT­THEFUCKAMIWATCHING!?!?!?

    L-M-F-A-O!

  • Italy gave us the Renaissance, Vivaldi, delicious pasta, and great art. so...WTF IS THIS CRAP?O_O

  • 7:28 and 8:06

    They ripped off Big Boss and Solid Snake too!

  • @7:04 "Oh, it's not like I could just go up there and get you for that! I'll just throw my hat, that'll teach you! D'oh it landed on the dog! I guess there's nothing else it really would have done! D'oh, now I hate my hat! I hate my hat so much! Oh, my motivations are so confusing *gibberish*" Nice.

  • 7:05-7:21 LOL!

  • 6:04 Show of hands, who wants Doug to review Sailor Moon for real?

  • @CanadianRanger17 NO! he'll say mean things about it...not my childhood! lolol

  • @CanadianRanger17 Back in the 90s, I love Sailor Moon because it was awesome and I still do. Seeing him bash it will be funny though it'll also remind me of how much I love the show.

  • @MegamanNG Wouldn't it? XD I'd love for him to just tear apart the horrible dub. I too was a fan so it wouldn't bother me as I hated the dub. LOL

  • @KitsuneAdorable I grew up with the horrible dub all the way to Super S. They never dubbed Stars because I think it was too dark and dealt with death and such which is why I now watch the Japanese dubbed instead of the English.

  • @CanadianRanger17 NO NO NO NO NO I LOVE THAT ANIME. Even tough the english dub is kind of cheesy the japanese version is Kickass especially the music PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE don't review it N.C.!!!!!!

  • @CanadianRanger17

    I do.

    Weeaboos can go fuck themselves for all I care. Anime isn't perfect either.

  • @CanadianRanger17 Me wants

  • @CanadianRanger17 Sounds interesting

    He did say he thought the show (the dub version I assume) was bad.

  • @CanadianRanger17

    But it doesn't suck...?

  • @bloodrunsclear Well, the original doesn't but I can agree that the dub of the show really kinda sucked, and the dubbed version would be the nostalgic version for the critic, so he could review that

  • @CanadianRanger17 Speaking of that- listen to the dolphin at 9:46. Does it sound familiar?

  • @C0rvu51nku8a3 LUNA D8

  • @CanadianRanger17 I'd personally like to see him review the godawful "Big Fat Liar"

  • Oh my god, this movie is poorly dubded.

  • 14:12 Did those men have boobs?

  • @TheSkrillexKiller You're right! My god, you're right!

  • "It can't be! I REVIEWED IT ALLREADY!!..." 

  • "this is rose. i mean rose. i mean rose. i mean elizabeth" LOL

  • i saw this one as a kid. and i thought to myself, holy god this is complete bullshit, and i didn't even know what cursing was.

  • 7:41

    OMG!!!! IT'S MY FAVORITE SONG!!!!!! XD

  • you know I'm suprised no one has made any jokes about the villain looking like Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid

  • @snakes3425 huh,i did not realize that

  • @mrkoolman23

    Yeah if you go by Italian Titanicsplotation logic, Dr. Ballard and his team found the wreck of the SS Minnow in 1985

  • nnnNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo---!!!

    -yes.

  • 3:32 i pissed myself laughing

  • OSCAR FOR THE ROTS-PARODY AT THE BEGINNING!!!!!

  • 11:20, That look is just priceless!!! LOL, :)!

  • He did the Big No so perfectly

  • You know what's worse, this one had a sequal

  • @snakes3425

    With a rapping SHARK.

  • @TheMedievalMassacre

    I sware to god these movies are revenge for that whole Invasion of Italy thing during World War II

  • @snakes3425 how do you have a sequel to titanic? the ship sank

  • @Naruhinaluver15

    Do a movie about the search for the wreck set in 1915 and include Talking Toys, Atlantis, an Exlier of immortallity, and Merpeople and then have them put the Titanic back together and take it to a hidden island

  • @snakes3425 WHAAAAAATTTTT!?!?!?!??!!

  • @snakes3425 For real?! This FUCKING piece of shit has a squeal?!!!!! D:

  • @crybabygirl08

    Tentacolino/In Search of the Titanic (and no Leonard Nemoy is no where to be found)

  • @snakes3425 NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO!!!!!!

  • do you think he's ever gonna review the sequel to this movie

  • Okay, I'm ADD and even I can't follow this.

  • 13:24 Yeah, looks like daddy got some of that magical moonbeam stuff on him too. I dunno. Maybe someone on the ship is trafficking that stuff?

  • 7:49 Good gods...you could hand this off to Little Kuriboh for an abridgement, using the YGOTAS cast for voices. We have Seto Kaiba's role right here already. AND THEN, IT'D MAKE SENSE!

    9:33 Tears plus magic moonbeam stuff plus dolphins equals...suddenly she's a beast-speaking master shaman. Ooookay, kinda shoehorned in there, but... 11:15 ... Even my suspension of disbelief has limits. Apparently, in Soviet Atlantic, shark jumps you!

  • @Chunkboi What really gets me is here... 10:27 Okay...see, right there, even in this kid-friendly talking animal version, you just set up a scenario which then settles history AND cuts down the morbid factor for the kids. The tragedy? The people on shore won't see the passengers again, call them missing/dead. The passengers didn't die, they turned into dolphins! Metaphor for heaven, maybe? But NOOOOO...they 4Kids'd it. And you'll see it in the next clip.

  • at 12:56 what did the Nostalgia critic say?

  • @MrSpideybcc But honest to God they did talk to me.

  • @MrSpideybcc He saidt: But honest to God, they did talk to me! AAAAAHH!!!

  • Did anyone notice the suitcase in 6:23-24 has suddenly disappeared?

  • This film didn't really rip-off the rip-off as this version was made before the other one.

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  • This is much worse than the Room!! I didnt know that was possible! Lol

  • Rip-offception!

  • 2:55 My labtop, my 3ds, and ALL of my enitre saving I bet on that 4kids will do the exact same thing if they make their own version titanic.

  • 9:52! BEST FACE EVAH!

  • @robonzgamer Im sorry but the Nostalgia Critic's face at 11:20 is better. It makes me laugh my ass off.

  • @Mitch97914 YOU ARE RIGHT! IM LAUGHING AS IM WRITING THIS. Also, does he have a sunburn? oh well, MAY THE SCHWARTS BE WITH YOUUUOUOUOUOU!

  • I absolutely love the look in his face when he stares into the mirror with the LOTR music. xD

  • wait they made two

  • 9:15 It's called bestiality, sir.

  • 9:50

    "i sorta like this movie...

  • 11:15 He spoke too soon... DX

  • 7:43 I thought NC killed--... no... destroyed, there we go. I thought NC destroyed Casper in one of his reviews.

  • NICE STARWARS REFRENCE! (:

  • 7:42 exposition?

  • The first time I saw this I die a little and lost hope in man kind

  • After watching the review for Titanic: The Animated Musical, I was appalled when NC said this version is WORSE. He was 100% right.

  • @Ralphan8r You should see the sequal for this. -_-

    And yes, I'm serious.

  • 1:30-1:41.; Classic!

  • @greatsage4ever I thought the same thing!

  • he sure does a good vader cry