21st century schizoid man

[divisorplot]

The Oslo affair see penquinns dictionary of symbols Oranos cosmogenesis schizogenesis autogenesis. Tell you a story of Jack A-Nory and now my storys begun, I'll tell you another of Jack and his brither and now my story ended. Cut off his father's penis. Bye Bye Alpha male hanged Hemp man h-bar emp .Water pipe qat (arabian chewing drug) stand that feeling Uranus Ur-anus

[sk8terboy118]

fuck u

[Typetronik]

I fucking lold.

[MagicCryo]

aite. i like king crimson. but ....this shit has me rollin....trololol.

[Adrian34657]

arschloch

[conanhayle]

more please

[conanhayle]

more please

[cailleachthehag]

Oh my, these comments are just hilarious! Thanks for the laughs.

[sgfox]

Die in a fire. I mean, now.

[Deerugs]

lugh lagh lugh luuuugh luhhhh back baaah dzaaalpah maaah fire... woo hoo I'm a rock star.. that wasnt soo hard...corny *ss sh*t song

[UTubeBrutus1]

This is one of the best fucking rock songs EVER!

[Mrhappyface19]

why!!!!!!!!:(

[Flanierraupe]

you just ruined my sunday!

Delete this shit immediately!!!

[happyface4444]

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[cruelarsonist]

you sicken me

[Bubbadude329]

How can you not find this intentionally hilarious!?

[spacepatrolman]

@Bubbadude329 is this japenese heavy metal?

[drunk3director]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH  Fucking hilarious.

[tonesbe]

barfpukesnotshitdiarreah

[MegaBigA2]

Sometime in the late 70s, Bob Dylan decided to release an album full of classic prog-rock songs sung in a heavy Japanese accent. Fortunately, Columbia records decided to pull the plug on Dylan's project before he sent the company bankrupt. This is all that remained from those sessions. Tapes of Echoes presumably from these sessions have also been found, however, these were just recordings of present-day Gilmour performing the song live.

[SuperCartiel]

"Oh! This is terrible!"

"It's more than that. It's phantasmagorical!! HOW CAN WE FACE IT?!?"

--THE END--

(cue Looney Tunes's  "THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!"

[StarlessL5]

I AM A KING CRIMSON FAN AND WHAT IS THIS

[nazcarmaster]

LMAO I LOL'D but i hope you suck at oragami now

[MrDonKapotis]

lol you just got j*pan'ed

[DrZombie00]

Where is the enola gaye when you need it?

[marktv3]

Someone needs another A-bomb.

[eilzed]

what an asshole.... 

[gizlivadi8013]

HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHAHAHA OOH MY GOOOD XDDDDDD THATS WHY JAPANESE PEOPLE CANT SING IN ENGLISH

[JBell0987]

@38219947 Do you know this song was made in 1969? Your argument is invalid.

[MegaBigA2]

@JBell0987 I think he's joking.

[phoneix91]

It sounds like that dude Brad from Space Coast to Coast.

[STFOX543]

@38219947 ok this is definitely awful, but 21st century schizoid man is a sample kanye used for power. The original is from king crimson.

[coryraymond8098]

Kanye sent me :-)

[uwebde]

Eat your Pants - but this Song is very good.

[zxcvbbzxcv]

ba-ka

[hiddenbutdeadly]

lyrics = shit

beat and solo = KICK ASS

[SmokingWickerman]

Dear God if its this hard for him to speek english imagine what i would sound if i sung in japanese

[myrealnameismatt]

I've just pissed my pants

[mehdinadif]

jimi hendrix did it with dylans all along the watch tower. and now "the random japanese dude" did it with 21st century schitzoid man. king crimson go home! xP

[elvego]

wtf that troll face grin

[wentkat]

WTF is this?!  LOL!

[dario180585]

wtf?!

[SkinUnzipper]

this blows

[phoneboothLC]

holy shit.

[Avenixis]

HAHAHA :D.. omg LOL :P

[nekonuzze]

This made me fucking lol.

[Giordie666]

Ahahah! He was a little bit high, I think.

[KSIIvanDrago]

Is this lead singer retarded? He sounds like Cartman.

[hikurineirra]

chinga tu puta madre!!!

Son of a bitch!!!

bacheim saak!!!

[MoeDuddly]

What a way to fack up a good song, If your were going for funny, you totally missed me here...

[TheRealCritique]

ok, this is funny. THis would work perfectly on SNL or MadTV. Oh well, it sucks when your own culture can' generate modern music to save their lives. EIther that, or everyone in Asia doesn't want to listen to rock sung in their own language, which seems ridiculous, since there billions of them.

[TyLaw321]

what jackass would ruin a song like this??!!!??!? is this a joke??

[bigperson666]

the dude in the picture thinks its funny.

[ricewar]

Still better than ozzy's version

[sgfox]

LOL so true!

[Haza54]

made me laugh out loud! no offence but this is so awful its still awful but funny!

[DystoMysto]

stop saying asians suck just cause of this cover

check out Flower Travellin Bands cover of this, theyre jap and they do it better than the original

[hurricaneplane]

devi morire fottuto rovina capolavori

[Aerodus]

what-the-fuck...

[rejnol93]

Fuckin yellows! They fucked up so genius song!

[xlapj001]

...And they are so much in number like stars in the sky:) so stars must be fucking too, these lights giving birth to all life on Earth:)

[BenlikesPoo]

mission impossible

[queteimportaguey]

mamadas al chile!

[flofly86]

nun si pò ascuntari..heheheh

[IvH7H]

ke puta mierda

[dickrobot]

Holy shit!

[zaper002]

what the fuck is with the weird background

[Cysf66]

I laugh every time i hear this lol

[xigency]

Holy shit this is awesome.

[iamalmightyme]

this is shit..

[FenderUsa]

...

[19overlookR]

WTF is this? yes, kill yourself now please. then give us the ashes on youtube

[ny36jac]

do me a favor and kill yourself...thank you

[hootjohnson]

ASSHOLE

[Slavapozdro600elo]

hahahahahahaha wtf :D

[toddawful]

wtf

[boo2yoo]

this is F**** SH****

[MrFellwuschel]

Please put in the original record version !

[Mcstravi]

yeah

[toxickatie]

This is stupid really. I hope your dog dies.

[JarvidO]

@toxickatie He will just eat it.

[mced666]

fucking youtube assholes, they take out the original songs, now even the air and the water is private

[HighPriestessOfFrank]

WTF is this? he destroyed a really hot song??

[shootyall]

Excuse me, can you tell me the name of the strange painting, or its painter?

[SUNSHINESBETER]

this is weawy weawy cwap.

[grf0492]

Not cool.....

[Elcerritogooze]

Wow this really SUCKS! You shure Masahiko-ed it.

[pannadominikaa]

WTF IS IT????

[cityfiend]

What the fuck!!!!????

[elmand]

Hahahaha, WTF... :P Good laugh, now to the real shit...

[SamStats722]

dammit, i was expecting the original

[grailmastah]

man, Steve Fripp is all over that stick solo

[JimMorrison753]

Robert Fripp wouldn't approve...

[Hubs88]

AH!!!!

Ya got me again.

You crazy Jap.

[xmasta313]

Is this joke? : D But the original song is the best....

[Razorlike]

Where are my eares! They fell off :sadface:

[AguirreFurorediDio1]

This joke is a shit

[JoeFox23]

I thought this was seriously 21st century schizoid man, so I nearly lost a lung laughing so hard when the vocals kicked in.

Godspeed, you Asian bastard.

[grindoftheday]

WTF hilarious

[semtii]

Sounds like it's Weebls cover

[Lopinskymagno91]

AHAHAHAHAH! this is nice

[PitOBodies]

that was hilarious. now i need to go find the real song.

[SERIESlilili]

that was funny.

[jacoljam]

Fuckin' Hell!!!!

[FinderofNemo]

Singer sounds like a downy.

[JackTR21]

This is as prog as it gets

[yutubecop]

did you listen to the song, its not by king crimson. sounds like some japanese guy sang it.

[xavierbaudet]

Actually it's a woman

[topspeedmartin]

Garbage

[mpdelage]

oh man.... NOT very good, what the fuck!!!

[DerHexer333]

Are You ready Eddy, ready for Rock and Roll ???

[pabloimd]

nunca voy a ver a los japonese coomo antes....deberian fusilar a este sapo

[TheMylesky]

WHAAAAAAAT  THE FUCK ?

[7h89m]

bollocks

[Guntherfanforever]

I love japanese and japanese poeple but THAT OMFG !!! It's too much

Si au moins la guitare savait jouer....

[luongelizard]

I tell you in italian: " Vai a cagare"!!!!

[BloodFromAss]

ololololol

[ohad3210]

booooo! booooo!

[Evafan133]

LOLWUUUUUUUT

[PositronBG]

OMG X-|

[45ge45]

obviously clicked on the wrong thing

[tiki2188]

LOL WUT?

[Albimar17]

On one side I say: BIG ROTFL.

On the other, I feel I should say: belting out the vocals to this masterpiece is a fuckin' sacrilege!

So in the end I guess it's down to everyone's taste :)

[fidiricu92]

ma le due immagini che si alternano sono percaso un messaggio subliminale?

[SexyAlien2]

LOOOOOL

[mansonrkmc]

It's a drunk Captain Beefheart singing!!!

[rockindockin1]

What? ROTFL

[Haza54]

The thing is, on the first line, i was thinking "this is alright" but then the singing came in lol. (sorry)

[Hemorrhage888]

DUECHEBAG!!!

[fri13alex]

AHAHAHAHAHAA~!!!

I almost choked

[rootheart]

drunk japanese karaoke to this song is blasphemy!!!!!!!

[21stcenturyPYG]

Masahiko Nishimura is a japanese strange actor.

[JohnKimYay]

well the instrumentals was okay. your voice just really doesn't cut it for this song though. good try

[stupidpoop4445]

its like pink floyd + mars volta

[rubberting]

his vocals are like a bad imitation of captain beefheart's.

[SgtVadge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[panditram]

try to feel the taste suckers.

haha pity...

[CaptainKubla]

Hahaha, crazy fucking Jap!!. I hated it at first, then started almost pissing myself laughing. I hope that was the intention lol.

[LithicStudios]

ow, it pains my ears. fail.

[yamagouchy69]

lol is all i can say to that.

he doesn't have the voice at all to embody the song. There is no way he can pull it off :D

[tenthings2006]

HAHAHA

[TheDemonPazuzu]

Yuck.

[mymindourdream]

ridicolous jap!!!!

[Linqua2112]

YES

[tjmoe]

sorry its

[tjmoe]

ha im funny to me

[benthebogeyman]

WTF?

[SothisKhor]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

i dunno if i hated or if i should laugh myself to death

[TheWondermonk]

Shush....You should love it because it is barfman...it is embodiment of numb death...worse than Ozzie....

[SothisKhor]

its that sexy teasing japaneses/korean/chinese/idunn­o accent in his voice

¬¬

[TheWondermonk]

He sounds Thai or Laosian to me, but I am not sure

[skatebaker75]

Okay so what the fuck is this shit?

[joaocmos]

ridiculous

[elmaiz1]

what that f  is this??????

[tubeydatuba]

this song is retarded. original was great.

[TheBlackPage1]

Ehhhh....